Martin Alan Kazlev Exposed

Alan Kazlev's Vegetarian Lies

2008-08-27T04:37:00.000-07:00

Alan Kazlev's Vegetarian Lies
Attempting to sling more mud, Alan Kazlev claimed that I (Joe Moreno) “condemned and criticized two vegetarians” for eating meat while I “gleefully partake of animal products, including cheese made from rennet”. These wholly inaccurate comments strengthen my argument that Alan Kazlev is a lazy armchair critic who is incapable of conducting remedial research.

To begin with, let us look at what Alan Kazlev said:

Relevant text extracts:

“Another time he criticised and condemned two vegetarian ex-devotees for eating meat (which is against Sai Baba's teachings) while himself gleefully artaking of animal products, include cheese made from rennet (note 5)”

“(note 5) Sanjay Dadlani writes: After months of cruelly tormenting individuals such as myself and Tony O'Clery for eating meat (which we both don't do) it has now been discovered that Moreno is a regular eater of eggs. Several months ago when Tony posted a list of anti-meat scriptural quotations in the discussion forums. Moreno piped up involuntarily informing us that he was a vegetarian, not because he was trying to follow the teachings of Sai Baba but because he had something of a meat-intolerant bodily constitution. However, that never stopped him from cheerily pointing out that the eating of cheese could be considered 'meat-eating' due to the presence of rennet within it, nor did he refrain from defending Sai devotees even after it was pointed out that a large majority of them consciously violate Sai Baba's anti-meat teachings”

Alan Kazlev’s Lies: Setting The Record Straight:
First and foremost, I never “condemned and criticized” Tony O’Clery for eating meat. This is Alan Kazlev's first lie. I criticized Tony O’Clery for his hypocritical defence of his meat-eating family even though he maliciously condemned meat-eaters as violating scriptures and suffering from mental disorders. Of course, Alan Kazlev took Sanjay Dadlani’s bold-faced lie and repeated it like a trained parrot. It is apparent that Alan Kazlev never read my critique of Tony O’Clery. For those who wish verify the facts for themselves read my article entitled: Ahimsa With A Side Of Bacon.

Secondly, the reason why I “condemned and criticized” Sanjay Dadlani for eating meat is because he explicitly stated on his “private” killuminati blog that he ate turkey, pork, fried chicken, rennet-cheese pizza and relished the idea of sinking his teeth into lamb shish kebabs (although he boasted he was a vegetarian for 12 years)! Read for yourself: Sanjay Dadlani - The Meat Eating Vegetarian.

Sanjay’s lamentable response was that his “private” blog (yes, he admitted he wrote it) was actually written for a “specific audience” and contained “false” and “embellished” accounts (i.e., lies) of his daily life to “spark discussion” (Ref). What is amusing about this claim is that Sanjay’s blog did not have any comments submitted to them whatsoever (except for one post where a man said Sanjay was “clearly delusional” and that virtually everything he said was “insane”). So much for the “sparking discussion” excuse.

- How many people do you know who create “private” blogs and ~~lie~~ “embellish” mundane, daily-life events to “spark discussion”?

- How many vegetarians do you know who lie about eating turkey, pork, fried chicken, rennet-cheese pizza and drool over the thought of juicy lamb shish kabobs in an attempt to “spark discussion”?

- How many Hare Krishna congregational members (which Sanjay claims to be) do you know who eat cheese made with rennet (which is taken from the lining of a calf’s stomach) when they consider the cow sacred?

- How many Hare Krishna congregational members or vegetarians do you know who lust after women clad in leather (which is taken from a slaughtered cow)?

Sanjay whined, hissed and foamed-at-the-mouth that his blog was “private”. So “private” that he publicly advertised it on Globe Of Blogs (Under the name ‘Demon Guru’). Consequently, Sanjay's killuminati blog was submitted to search engines, which is how I found the blog to begin with.

The only food item I ingest that is considered by few to be non-vegetarian is unfertilized eggs. I do not “gleefully partake of animal products, including cheese made from rennet” as Alan Kazlev erroneously and falsely stated. As a matter of fact, even Sanjay did not claim I ate cheese made with rennet. The rennet-cheese claim and my alleged non-vegetarianism claim were entirely fabricated by Alan Kazlev (who has a long and established history of venom, vitriol, lies and feral attacks).

While Alan Kazlev peruses mental health disorders on Wikipedia (his favorite pastime), I suggest he look up the Wikipedia article for Lacto-Ovo Vegetarianism. I also challenge Alan to find a single entry for a Lacto-Ovo-Ham-FriedChicken-RennetCheese-Turkey-LambShishKabob-Vegetarian (a category Sanjay would fall under using his own confessions). For once, Alan, get off your rump and do some research.

Reference

Alan Kazlev Truth Chakra Closed

2008-05-08T13:29:00.000-07:00

On Alan Kazlev’s webpage about me (under the section “Moreno’s Art”), he said the following (typos are his):

kheper.net/topics/gurus/Joe_Moreno.html
“I was astonished, yes absolutely astonished, but also strangely moved, to discover that Joe paints mandalas. If you look at his mandala page you will find it very different in tone and feeling to the angry, poisonous, muck-raking pages he writes to attack ex-devotees. What does this show? Well, quite possibly these mandalas were painted at an earlier, gentler, more religious, stage in Moreno's life, before he became such an obsessional antagonist of ex-devotees. Certainly Geoff Falk underwent a radical change from Yogananda devotee and author of a New Age book "(Science of the Soul") to antagonistic critic, materialistic sceptoic (or very sceptical agnostic, a label taht might also be applied to Moreno) and opponent of Ken Wilber.“

Needless to say, Alan Kazlev sticks his head in the sand and completely ignores Ex-Devotee’s voluminous and malicious personal attacks, defamations and libels against Sathya Sai Baba, Sai Devotees and Sai Proponents (Ref). Alan Kazlev is a grungy integral philosopher and plagiarist who creates obsessive, angry, poisonous and muck-raking webpages against me (even claiming that I was sexually abused by Sai Baba, was “massaged” with oil by Sai Baba and was perhaps “inspired and uplifted” by Sai Baba’s sexual advances!). See: Moreno Refutes Allegations Of Sexual Abuse. In addition, Alan Kazlev fraudulently diagnoses his detractors with mental disorders and repetitively uses lables like antagonistic critic, slanderous devotee, shadow projection, etc. (all coming from a person who ceaselessly rants about “love” and “letting go of hatred”).

Alan Kazlev never sought clarification from me about when my chakra art was created but instead relied on erroneous speculations and blind assumptions that my chakra art was created at a more religious stage of my life. For Alan Kazlev’s information, my chakra and mandala art were created after my devotee phase and I just released my Chakras Web Pages on May 7th 2008, created some feng shui Buddha mandalas in August 2006 and various other mandalas on my flickr account from August 2006 - October 2006.

As a matter of fact, I just created the following copyrighted, 16-petalled Vishuddhi Chakra (also known as the “throat chakra” or “truth chakra”) today, May 8th 2008:

This is the type of shabby research and ridiculous speculations that altogether exemplify Alan Kazlev’s lamentable arguments against me and others. In the end, Alan Kazlev’s webpages are based on arguments and inferences so utterly absurd, they resemble fairy tales dependent on make-believe for their continuation.

Apparently, Alan Kazlev doesn’t mind looking like a dolt who has no clue what he is talking about. Alan Kazlev’s only gift is in attracting ill-informed and gullible fomenters of malice to himself like rats to the Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Reference

Alan (The Plagiarist) Kazlev

2008-04-24T17:59:00.000-07:00

On Dpbsmith/archive02 on Wikipedia, a user with the name “Dlloyd” made the following comments about M. Alan Kazlev:

Talk:Sea urchin
Hi, Sorry I’m not quite sure I understand. I’m not M. Alan Kazlev, and the original article I submitted to the Web back in 1998 was written by me. It was published on my now defunct site www.fossil-company.com (The Fossil Company). I can supply you with a link to an archived version of the site if you wish. (By the way, the picture of Lovenia woodsi in the article on the site M. Alan Kazlev was copied from my ‘The Fossil Company’ site, as was some of the text....).

Here is a link to an archive of my original article from Apr 28, 1999: ARCHIVE LINK

I’d say Alan Kazlev “borrowed” from it extensively: KAZLEV’S LINK

Dlloyd 11:47, 28 Jul 2004 (UTC) (Refs: 01 - 02)

Here is my copyright statemant from the bottom of the original Echinoid article:

Copyright © 1995-1997 The Fossil Company Ltd. © 1997-1999 The British Fossil Company Inc.

Both businesses are now defunct and were owned by me.

Dlloyd 11:55, 28 Jul 2004 (UTC) (Ref: 03)

Although Dlloyd claimed that Alan Kazlev “borrowed” material from his website, it is clear that Alan Kazlev plagiarized it and even had the following attribution on the page:

page uploaded 15 June 2002
(originally uploaded on Kheper Site 11 May 1999)
page by M. Alan Kazlev
bars and buttons from Jelane's families of graphics
this material may be freely used for non-commercial purposes

After Dlloyd made this complaint of plagiarism against Alan Kazlev, the relevant webpage about Echinoidea was removed from the palaeos domain (Ref).

Dlloyd’s archived article about Echinoids can be Found Here and with a little more research, I discovered that Alan Kazlev also plagiarized information from the arizona.edu website (Ref).

The following three paragraphs were published on Alan Kazlev’s webpage and the highlighted sections in yellow were taken verbatim from Dlloyd’s website and the highlighted sections in blue were taken verbatim from the arizona.edu website:

Alan Kazlev’s Plagiarized Page On Echinoids:
The Echinoids, or “sea urchins” and “sand dollars” as they are popularly called, are a large and widespread group of echinozoans. They have globular to flattened tests (exoskeletons) composed of a large number of plates, and live free on and in the sea floor. The exterior of this shell bears spines, which among different species vary greatly in size and shape. They lack free arms like those possessed by starfish and crinoids, and use spines and/or elongate tube feet for locomotion. Common echinoids include urchins, sand dollars, and sea biscuits. Including fossil forms, there are 765 known genera.

Modern echinoids live on all types of sea-floor, from the shallow intertidal zone to great depths. They are usually gregarious animals and are often found in immense numbers. There are two main adaptive types of echinoids: the regular echinoids, which usually live on the sea-floor and whose tests have a five-fold radial symmetry, and the irregular echinoids, which burrow into the soft sediment of the sea-floor and possess a test which shows bilateral symmetry along a central axis.

They are active predators and scavengers. Echinoids are the prey of other animals including fishes, as well as other echinoids. Echinoid spines serve as a weapon of defense against predators and are also used for locomotion. They may carry a poisonous tip or be long, slender and needle-sharp, with tips break off in the body of the predator. Despite this formidable armor some fishes have found ways to get through this defensive armour.

Not only has Alan Kazlev been exposed for his gutter lies and moral debauchery, he is also a plagiarist as well.

Tsk!

'Intermediate Zone Guru' Nonsense

2008-04-24T11:17:00.000-07:00

'Intermediate Zone Gurus' - An Introduction:
This webpage was created to expose Alan Kazlev's hypocrisy, equivocations and erroneous "intermediate zone guru" argument against Sri Sathya Sai Baba. Alan Kazlev claimed on his website that I "never addresses his intellectual arguments" and instead resort to "personal attacks". Needless to say, Alan Kazlev is blind to his own feral and abusive "personal attacks" in which he resorts to gutter and blatant dishonesty (even claiming that I was sexually abused by Sai Baba, was "massaged" with oil by Sai Baba and was perhaps "inspired and uplifted" by Sai Baba's sexual advances!). See: Joe Moreno Refutes Allegations Of Sexual Abuse.

Alan Kazlev (a self-professed "all round eccentric") coined (as he put it) "the somewhat clumsy phrase 'Intermediate Zone Guru'" (Ref) to describe what he subjectively believes to be: Gurus who are not as "enlightened" or as "liberated" as he thinks they ought to be. Therefore, one should not confuse Aurobindo's notable "intermediate zone" phrase with Alan Kazlev's "somewhat clumsy" and non-notable "intermediate zone guru" phrase.

Let us start by taking a look at Sri Aurobindo's original letter and convoluted words pertaining to the alleged "intermediate zone":

- Click Here To Read Sri Aurobindo's Letter About The Intermediate Zone

Sri Aurobindo, Theosophist W. Q. Judge and Paul Brunton have all made reference to the "intermediate zone", which has also been described as:

The "astral plane".

"Astral intoxication".

The "hall of illusion".

The "intermediate zone" argument is a broad-spectrum supposition that essentially states that visions, spirit guides, clairaudience, clairvoyance, channeling, psychic experiences, spiritual experiences, out-of-body experiences, near-death experiences, moments of peace and inner revelations are not true "self-realization". Rather, these experiences arise from an "intermediate zone" that is described as a perilous and deceptive psychological region in-between ordinary consciousness and genuine self-realization.

The "intermediate zone" argument is not an "intellectual" argument. It is a philosophical, subjective, speculative, judgmental and often a self-serving argument. Anyone who has ever had any sort of "spiritual" experience may be a victim to the illusions, deceptions, voices and enticements of the "intermediate zone". Anyone who claims realization, psychic experiences, miracles, visions and experiences of God may also be a victim to the "intermediate zone". Therefore, according to one's likes or dislikes, one can use the "intermediate zone" argument against Jesus, Krishna, Rama, Mohammad, Zarathustra, Moses, Buddha, Mahavir and innumerable other Gurus, Teachers, Spiritual Masters, Avatars, Prophets, Visonaries, etc. After all, there is no objective way to determine whether or not someone is truly "self-realized". Alan Kazlev's methodology in determining which gurus are "intermediate zone gurus" is based solely on his subjective, biased and speculative guesses rooted in his personal likes and dislikes.

Is Alan Kazlev A Victim Of 'The Intermediate Zone'?
Indeed, one can make the argument that Alan Kazlev is being influenced by forces from the "intermediate zone" because he is a believer, promoter and endorser of Integral Transformation, Integral Metaphysics, Reincarnation, Spirit Possession, Trolls, UFOs, Aliens, Alternate Realities, Cosmic Redemption, Planetary Buddhas, Avataric Gurus, Psychic Powers, Devas, Earth Spirits, Elementals, the Occult, Kundalini, Astrology, Karma, Auras, Astral Bodies, Astral Planes, Astral Beings, Geomancy, Theta Magic, Natal Charts, Samskaras, various New Age philosophies, etc.

Alan Kazlev claimed past life associations with Ancient Rome, Atlantis and Ancient Greece on his bio page. Alan Kazlev explicitly stated that he reincarnates two to three times a century and lived past lives as a Polish Kabbalist, a German Soldier and a 19th Century English gentleman-scholar, philosopher theologian and naturalist raised as a British Israelite (Refs: 01 - 02). Of course, Alan Kazlev's spiritual experiences and spiritual claims are all indicative of the very "intermediate zone" he warns others about. Consequently, Alan Kazlev is not credible because he very well may be possessed by the voices, deceptions, sounds and sights of the perilous "astral realms".

Alan Kazlev said the following about Sathya Sai Baba:

"I always had a good vibe from Sai Baba, and i still do, but i distanced myself because of what i heard (and the huge rumour-mill on the internet)...Yeah he once healed me from the astral plane. So i knew he was genuine!"

"Yet in addition to this more positive Intermediate Zone energy, I have also felt a very ugly and slimy astral energy associated with the sexual abuse. It may be that a lower astral adverse entity is using the human Sai Baba as a puppet to inflict suffering on many."

Therefore, Alan Kazlev claimed he was "healed on the astral plane" and implied he has psychic powers to feel an "ugly and slimy astral energy associated with sexual abuse". Since the "intermediate zone" deals with astral and psychic perceptions, one could argue that Alan Kazlev might be getting his impressions from false voices in the astral realms (which would explain his egotistic opinions, bold-faced untruths, flippant arguments and feral attacks against his detractors). Thank you Sri Aurodbindo, Theosophist W. Q. Judge and Paul Brunton!

It is peculiar that for someone who is not self-realized, Alan Kazlev postures himself as an authority on people who may or may not be self-realized!

Were Aurobindo & The Mother Victims Of 'The Intermediate Zone'?
What greater deception could a conniving and ghoulish Astral Entity from the "intermediate zone" perpetuate than to deceive people into thinking that Sri Aurobindo and Mother Mirra were above the "intermediate zone" and were thereby self-realized? Sri Aurobindo and Mother Mirra claimed special and unique knowledge about the spiritual path and self-realization. It may come as a surprise to many that Sri Aurobindo and Mother Mirra were said to have communicated with each other telepathically and claimed that they used the "Force" (an "intermediate zone" buzz word) to have influenced the events of the Second World War against Hitler because he was under the possession of an Asuric (demonic) being who called himself "The Lord of the Nations, Master of the Earth" (Ref). As a matter of the fact, the following was written about Aurobindo, Mother Mirra and Hitler:

"Mother and Sri Aurobindo participated in the affairs of the earth and the universe according to the mission and the work they were doing. When it was clear that the Second World War was inevitable, they saw the Lord of Nations leading Hitler on and urging him to conquer the world with very tall promises. The Lord of Nations, it was said, appeared before Hitler in a dazzling light in shining white armour and gave him detailed advice. Sri Aurobindo called this war, 'Mother's war.' He used to send his spiritual force in support of the Allies and eagerly awaited the results of individual battles. At every important turning point of the war, Sri Aurobindo took great interest. At the famous Dunkirk battle where the British troops were miraculously saved, it was reported that the fog in the atmosphere served the British navy well. Sri Aurobindo used to refer to that with a smile as the 'mysterious fog'. When Hitler was gaining success after success and Mother was trying in the opposite direction, she said the shining being who was guiding Hitler used to come to the Ashram from time to time to see what was happening. Things changed from bad to worse. Mother decided on a fresh strategy. She took on the appearance of that shining being, appeared before Hitler and advised him to attack Russia. On her way back to the Ashram, she met that being. The being was intrigued by Mother having stolen a march over him. Hitler's attack on Russia ensured his downfall." (Ref)

That's right; Sri Aurobindo and Mother Mirra were alleged to have waged a war on the astral plane (aka "intermediate zone") by using astral powers against an astral demon radiating dazzling light. Therefore, Aurobindo and the Mother's teachings, visions and alleged powers may have originated from the "intermediate zone" and not from genuine self-realization.

'The Intermediate Zone' - In Conclusion
The "intermediate zone" theory can be used to invalidate other's spiritual experiences and can also be used to induce fear, paranoia and doubt about one's spiritual practices and endeavors. Let it go on record that I do not believe that Alan Kazlev, Sri Aurobindo or Mother Mirra were under the influence of sinister energies from the "intermediate zone". This article was written to expose how information can be used and abused to further one's own biased agenda against Gurus or Spiritual Teachers. I think it is safe to say that many people who have had spiritual experiences know they are not "self-realized". For a person who may claim "self-realization", there is simply no empirical or objective methodology to establish the veracity of that claim.

Sathya Sai Baba's miracles (which have been reported in unprecedented numbers on a global scale) are indicative (if true) of spiritual attainment unknown in human history. For example, see:

Sai Baba Manifestations At Sai Sruti Temple in Harrow, Middlesex, UK

Sathya Sai Baba Vibhuti Manifestations in a Devotee's House in London

Satya Sai Baba Vibuthi Manfestations In Bali, Indonesia

Sai Baba Manifestations In Colusa, California

Sai Baba Manifestations At Sri Ragnapatnam, Mysore, India

Sai Sruti's Sai Baba Miracle Photos Galleries

Alan Kazlev argued (unconvincingly) that Sai Baba is a "serial sex abuser". Alan Kazlev believes the allegations against Sai Baba although he conceded (several times) that he did not have the "patience", "inclination", "time" or "interest" to research the Sai Controversy for himself. Consequently, it is not surprising that Alan Kazlev disseminates half truths and whole lies against Sathya Sai Baba and me. The truth speaks for itself:

Sathya Sai Baba has never been convicted of any crime.

Sathya Sai Baba has never been charged with any crime.

Sathya Sai Baba has never had even one single complaint lodged against him by any alleged victim, first-hand, in India. As a matter of fact, not even one alleged victim has even tried to file a basic police complaint or court case against Sathya Sai Baba in India (the only place where courts would have jurisdiction over Baba as an individual defendant: Ref) and all of the alleged victims refused free "world-class legal resources" from Ex-Devotees (Ref).

It is also peculiar that for someone who postures himself as a moral authority concerning various Guru's alleged behaviors, Alan Kazlev is a plagiarist, posted "images of a pornographic kind" on his website (Ref) and published two cyberpunk stories replete with filthy speech and graphic, sexual content (Refs: 01 - 02).

In conclusion, Alan Kazlev's self-described "intellectual arguments" are not so "intellectual" after all. He coined "the somewhat clumsy phrase 'Intermediate Zone Guru'" by twisting and extrapolating on Sri Aurobindo's words. The end result is a "somewhat clumsy" argument that is nothing more than camouflage for a lack of original ideas.

Alan Kazlev - Cyberpunk Sex-Laden Story

2008-04-14T12:07:00.000-07:00

Hap New Year
by M. Alan Kazlev
(Released Into Public Domain On The Kheper.net Website)

Alan Kazlev is into "harcore cyberpunk" (Ref) and wrote two cyberpunk articles replete with filthy speech and sexually explicit material. Where and how exactly did Alan Kazlev derive his inspiration for drug and sex-laden stories?

FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
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HAAAPP NEWWWW YEAR!

toooohhhh tooohhhhhhhhh nanofireworks sploding in a million color fractals each of them in turn sploding in a million more toohhhhh toooohhhhhhhh sparkling dazzling reflecting off the shiny mirror faces of all the skyscrapers with messages and anis flashing in the Head Up Display of my Ray Surf while the crowd’s pressing in on all directions skwashing me laffing screaming cheering shouting stinka sweat piss vomit alcohol emjay tripweed making my head spin hot sticky SHOOD OLE QUAINTANCE BEE FORGOHHHT this spunky topless babe long hair flouro glo-in-dark make-up mega spunky tits shirt tied in her belt outa nowhere gives me great big kiss kiss soft lips smella sweat and pheronomes grinds her hips into mine sus my dicks gonna burst thru my pants wrap my arms round her bare back pork her fuck her up the vag in the new year strobing crazy head spinning scene she laffs and breaks strobes blinks free some dude in moir jacket maybe her fuck grabs her patterns whirlings strobing reinforcing through tripweed smoke fuck this strobing everything coming in jerks making me wanna puke drink HappyO drink HappyO HappyO the fun drink where’s that babe gone? Maybe I hallucinated her. Unless he was an av, but how could she hold me cos I not in a hotsuit or nothing. This brotha in a reflective shirt catching laser lightshow strobes upto me in discontinuous movements hugs me slobbers all over me hap new year brotha yeah yeah cheers brotha. Cop gunships still circling. Someone drops a bottle nearby smash of breaking glass like the huge holo-enhanced vid screens off half a doz buildings each split into nine squares showing New York London Berlin Shanghi Mexico City Nairobhi Tokyo Rio Crystal Palace mirrored in my HUD a little ninth square expands to fill the whole skyscraper the whole HUD that’s right Alicia the atmosphere in Rio is really something at the moment, and we at World Network News are piping this to you live so all you virchers out there who wanna party can just plug in to our stimspace at CityGard gunships fucking coppa pigs weaving between diamondoid struts flying low over the crowd still yelling haap new year brotha nexta me in spasms on ground jerking epileptic fit or maybe just bad trip but not surprised what with the strobing lightshow hap new year man! some wild eye smiling brotha off his face on ecky or varn or bliss or smash with breath like fresh spew gives me a hug and turns the next dude pooooooo this flare arches brilliant red dot from the crowd nearby hits a strut poohhh! explodes in red glowing sun all bathed in red red red sparks floating down it fades to strobing laser on off on off strobe strobe strobe strobe fuck shouldnt've had that pleen earlier disorientation really hitting me again hope I don’t come in my pants again pleen does that fucking hate that "-as we move into this brave new year people from all over the globe-" Alphonse Cheng CEO of CBD Development (Int.)'s speech coming thru the mike as audio, scrolling text in the bottom of the Field of View of the HUD but the letters are dancing and swimming hardly hear cos of all the fireworks, but it’s all the same shit anyways its always the same all the lights and smoke and holos toohhh tooohh toooohhh tooooohhhh toooohhhhhhh bee-bee-bee-beeeehhhhh ears ringing, eyes dazzled, wish I didnt feel so sick tall skinny Bruvv Iseabail stumbles over in his chrissun robes. "Bless upu my children bless you, bless you." Scopes me. "God bless you Geoffrey!" Bruvv Iseabail’s the only one who use my name, even if it's not my real name, thats why I forgive his crazy shit I guess. That and cos he's memed, so it nah his fault. He sways drunkenly, cheeks flushed and purple, like how they get when he takes that toxic alcohol, farrk how can anyone drink that stuff? "God bless you child," he goes, starts sorta walking to me, think he’s bumping into everyone tho hard to tell cos of the lite show and that. A band of prolies in old imitation ex-cop flack jackets and shorts come by, waving fuzzum pints and tripple X lager, all off their faces. "Fuck ya ya cunt!" "Yeah happy new year cunt!" "Happy new year yaself ya cunt!" Even tho I so wasted still manage to step aside. They sorta carry Bruvv Iseabail along with 'em, not meaning to, but he in the way. Well, sus he orta be cryo, he bout their age and all bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-beeeehhhhh! cascaders twisties roman candles starbursts fracties so many fireworks tooo-tooo-tooo-toooohhhhh! clouds of smoke colored lasers everywhere red green blue yellow purple white upper level Key Plaza best place to be to see in hap new year skyscrapers diamondoid struts plexiglass domes lightshows so many fractal sparklers must be a billion million zillion light beams stabbing the air interfacing with the applets and grafix coming off the Net real life merging with virch so u can’t tell what’s real and what’s virch giant 3Ds of Magnie Ambient the World’s Spunkiest Girl, all golden glowing hair and skin and boobs, and superstud stimshow host Rock Rombert bringing u the very best in entertainment hoping I’d get a message from Angelstar cos I luv her so much but her icon’s dimmed feel like I’m gonna be sick again too much shit too much shit tired of ya old look don’t be a lamer get nuskin - nuskin the original, only from vitek fuck off thought I specified [NO ADDS] fuckka musta hacked thru my operating system again gotta get another update of Sentinal fuck my head hurts from all the strobing holographic laser light everywhere young ppl old ppl prolies grungies cybies chromos phenos xenos druggies stimmies gamies gangers grokkers bangers slammers rammers borgers transers a million different tribes whirling together down a vortex black hole event horizon feel sick sick sick its all going down the whole down the gutter sewer toxic recycling waste dump a zillion little genginerred bugs knawing at your insides disolving everything eating u hope and shitting u out as phosphates nitrates carbonites raw materials for nanofabs to equip CBDdev’s borged-up highed muscle strutting around sposed to be policing but they as outa it as everyone else cos it’s so hot hot so hot midnite and it’s so hot that there’s beads of sweat under the collar of my StreatKred ® OutLawz TM trickling down under my armpits to fuck I hate that when it drips down my sides "-and despite all the challenges facing us, it promises to be an even better year for this great country of ours-" ahh go pull yourself, Prezident Holroyd, wot do u know, sitting in your super-posh mansion coca-cola smart - if you’re smart, you want coca-cola smart - fifty micrograms of neuronal enhancers in every can fuck, can’t even scope anything past multicolour HUD anis cos of all the smoke from the fireworks and all the lightshows hey there's my sista Kimmie pashing with some brotha and it not Snake haap new year! smiling ecked out phenos full exotics dogz ratz birdmirn catpeeple dinos Doogie should be out here he'd be right at home (if he can decide which tribe he belongs to that is) pooooooo another flare blue this time poohhh! cool blue brilliant sun descending down scene changing again in Berlin unprecedented crowds are partying the new year in while over in Nairobi yeahhhh checkit "Myoooot!" strobe strobe sparkle sparkle Kimbie's face suddenly right up close her fountain of platinum hair like fibre optic shower "HAP NEW YEAR!" lips so soft so soft so soft gainst mine close eyes shut out strobing head spinning to much she holds me I hold her hands on her back she’s got the front of her OutLawz ballistic duster unbuttoned and all she got is a bra and shorts on underneath, cos it so hot and all, man this turns me on my cock’s a throbbing point of agony ecstasy wanna fuck fuck FUCK her right here right this here right now she breaks away I open eyes she’s all big beautiful smile sexy legs little dayglo bright pink shorts black bra big tits merges strobes into the crowd like she never was "the culmination of the year, and one that augurs well for for all of us, is the aggrement with NeoTek which will provide- " explosion of twisty-sparklies bee-bee-bee-bee-beeehhhhh! hey did someone just fall thru that gap in the plaza to the level of original street or just strobe effect? Two of them fucking coppa gunships right overhead circling like birds of prey whining turbofans small blue triangle laser scanner playing thru the crowd searching searching "Crystal Palace orbital has never been more deserving of its name than" the strobing stops, and techno rumble stops, time to go home maybe? Some one passes me a joint made a several emjay ciggs nah usually smoke but take a drag and pass it on too the ecked out dude nexta me suddenly realise its my brotha Napier and my sista Jode. "Mute brotha!" Napier grins too-too-too-too-toooohhh! go fireworks behind him and I blink, dazzled too much lite shows too much pharm as he wraps wiry arms round me pongy b.o. StreetKred says its dusters never get pongy, but they nevva tested 'em on Napier I cert. His breath smelly too, tho sus I just as bad. "Hap new year brotha check the babes!"

"Whaddaya mean babes?" Jode growls.

Napier lets go of me. "Hey sista, nah get enuff of ya!" His duster’s unbuttoned like the rest of us, I mean, it hot enuff as it is, and all he’s got is his dirty sportzboy skirt and Raptorz boots and that’s all. The head of his bio-enhanced dick hangs out from under the hem of his mini skirt NEOTEK written on it in small glowing green letters. Jode hits him in the chest with the side of her fist, not the spikes on her knucklers of cors. He sorta chuckles, lifts up the front of his skirt, pulls out his bionic enhanced cock and flops it around. The little green NEOTEK starts blinking red green red green. Jode’s like half laffing half disgusted "put it away Napier!" Smiles at me, in a happy mood for once tonite sus. "Hap new year anywayz brotha" She gives me a big hug and kiss, pressing herself against me so I start going hard. Both my sistas are quite spunky, fact. She lets go, vizzies Napier grinning and going for it. "Napier, pause witha wanking hey!" To me "later Muter." They merge into the crowd.

A small clan of stimmies push past, brothas and sistas, holding each others, wired to each others genitals, laffing and screaming with joy.

Wish I had a girlfriend.

I was hoping Angelstar at least’d come on and wish me haap new year.

This sux.

Where’ve Jode and Napier gone?

Fuck.

Feel dizzy all of a sudden.

Things spinning again. Hate that. New year or no, last time I’m taking this much pharm, thadda cert "-that has made NewHaven project the envy of the metropolitan district-" Someone being sick right nexta me, some dero fukka bhergh bherghh BHHERRUGHHH! Spew everywhere sorta gooey yellowy grey color some of it gets on my coat and daks and some drips down thru my ripped denims and inside my Raptorz boots fucking feel it wet and yucky on my sox if I wazn’t so wasted I’d have that cuhn. just imagine how Snake’d react. Or Jode. They wouldn’t take that shit, someone chucking up on 'em. Think I’m gonna faint. Too much fireworks splosions my ears ringing yeah fucking hap new year thanx for the chunda brotha u wanna move - u need AeroFloatz - pressure adaptive soles, memory-polymer lacings n cilia-generated micro airflow for coolness and comfort - Nike - just do it - yo! On off on off here we go again bibibibibibiiiii fly like an eagle bibibibibibiiiii fly like an eagle techno-fusion sounds like Antarr Rhys or maybe Kosmik JamborEE strobe strobe bibibibibibiiiii fly like an eagle what’s an eagle? if I wasn’t so outa it I’d do a search. what does the future hold? Madame Fu ™ knows. Find put what life for has in store for u with our Madame Fu TM Expert System no thanks I nah wanna fucking kno what’s in store for me thats riight Roy; what they've actually done here in Mexico City is to reconstruct an entire aztec temple complex complete with farrrk, this is too mega disorientating gotta sit, park my butt somewhere. Global One - big solutions for a small planet. All this Global One shit starts scrolling thru my HUD. "It’s a speed thing. Pure, unadulterated broadband speed. And that’s exactly what you get with Global One ™ A blazingly fast dedicated downlink plus simultaneous data compression-decompression and our network of-" Something spraying over me hope it be beer or fuzzum fuck it’s warm must be piss spin round to slam the fucka but there's just this crowd of outta it faces.

Bit more breathing space on this smooth marble step. Well, it clone marble I sus. Like who got real marble? Everything clone now days. Atomically accurate.
Still feel sick and outa it. All the pharm. My getup’s so heavy, my OutLawz and boots and shit. Maybe park here a bit longer should be cryo. Least I’m outa the strobe. Hate that retro disco shit.

Now there’s this trippy stuff scrolling. What the fuck all the music too pharmocoupia enhanced brain evolution through chemical synthesis of neuropeptides BioGen’s Nurone TM retroengineered nanoviroids boost neurotransmitter potentials by 5000% make the transhuman leap to the post-larval grade of interstellar extraterrestrial evolution as prophesied by Saint Timothy and Yaqui Shamanism proof that Carlos Castenanda was originally from Orion the cybonically and psychedelically-enhanced bardo realise the enlightenment of the Clear Light of the Bardo the Buddha Vairocana who on the seventh day "Yo hard brotha! Check hap new year with these babes"

Look up, blinking thru the grafix.

This craze-looking dude, wide eyes, dilated pupils behind his Cyberman visor. Standing over me holding out some pharm in his hand. No thaaanx! Had enuff for tonight. Shake my head. The Buddhist iconography fades to white and out of the white this old dude called - I squint to read the name - Saint Timothy Leary - appears in my HUD, big smile all wreathed in gold halo. Must be one of the deities the pharmos worship. "Good gear!" he grins a me. He merges with the pharmo dude in real life. How’d he do that? Nanofog? Or am I still tripping. Nothings fucking real any more. Droplets of sweat on this bozo’s forehead glimmer in the night like stars. A long document on The Psychedelic Experience and The Tibetan Book of the Dead starts downloading onto my Ray Surf’s hard drive. KKHHHHHHH! Hot air blasts over me, furnace hot. Blue triangle laser light on the strange brotha's hand body face so bright I squint as it jumps aggressively to attack me I look down and my chest and legs have this blue triangle outline moving over them. KKHHHHHHH! We both look up. Hot air on my face big rectangular shape, rounded nose, thrust vents, spotlight and laze sight, zapper turrets and riotfoam pods. Cop gunships, CityGard logo underneath - checked blue and white band over smilie face with crossed zapper and batons - big painted text

CityGard
015to
CityGard
we never sleep - so you can

on the bottom. Timothy Leary and the document are pushed aside as all this coppa shit starts loading in my HUD, CityGard homepage, Neighbourhood Watch, How You Can Tell Your Kid Is Involved In A Gang... Farrk, all I need. The Po shit starts fighting with the pharmo shit. Like, they having a regular rumble on my Ray Surf Fixed Drive. I’m in for it now. I mean, if u doughed up the pigs heavy u, and if u not u could get wasted in a driveby or alleyway. U nah win and u nah win. One Jan in a holding cell. I check the pharmo brotha, what I can make of him thru all the grafix and ani and shit in the HUD. He sorta swaying, he so outa it. Holding up the hand with the pharm in it, like a offering. Yells over roar of thrusters "HEY MAN, LEGAL!"

The gunship hovers, the wash of its engines hot on my face.

I feel sick in my guts.

just go away. just go away, nah heavy us.

Fucking coppas.

The gunship peels off to scope out the resta the crowd.

My lungs empty in a lonnnng sigh.

The pharmo dude mumbles after 'em "yeah, fuck off. Fashists."

Nah sus what a fashists is, tho gestimate it mean one of their enemies in the pharmo cultics.

He scopes me again. "Fuckin fashists. Don’t give ya a min peace. Not like this shit illegal neither."

I give a sympathetic nod.

He takes off his Cyberman, starts fiddling with it. "See what they did. Fuckin hung my system. Prob put a trojan or a virus in there. Hafta do a low level format. Fashists. Mean, ifn it was Black Lace or shit, could understand it. Jus Hip Peppie Tides. Health Food." He stares into space. "Hey! Jojo! That u man? Yeah. Fucking oinkers hacked my system. Wadda ya mean. Cors I had my firewall up. How do I kno man? Musta used some nanoprobe. Yeah howdaya know they dont have that shit? CityGard. Yeah. Well howdaya know they dont have that shit? Like they’re sweet with CBDdev and the dev has it fah sure. Yeah well howdaya know they dont have that shit? Yeah. Okay. Ready. Cool" He sorta leers at me, or maybe it’s a smile. His eyes look funny. Glazed sorta. "My man Jojo’s gonna fix my tech. Fuck that man’s on another planet, top hack but knows shit, like since the oinkas made the deal with CBDdev they been getting the unreal tech, not like the old days fuck what does he know they dont have that sorta shit."

Yeah, well if ya ask me the hack’d sus more’n this clown. Anyway I just sick and trippy enuff as it is.

"Hey brotha?"

Shake my head. Sick of looking at his craze face so scope the dirty concrete between my boots. My Ray Surf’s playing this movie about some juve called Brian and how he’s getting in trouble thru hanging out with his homies. It’s a coppa propoganda vid, tho one I havent seen before.

"They fucked ya system too eh?" he says.

I look at him, nod.

"Fuckin fashists. Can’t handle the truth. Old Aeon thinking. They couldn’t handle Timthee Leary when he was alive and they still can’t. Same as Cheezus and the rest."

Pharmo cultics. Nah into it.

"This about freedom brotha! Freedom to have a good time. And evolve beyond the stage ovva larval terrestrial primate. Ahh. Cool" He taps the side of his Cyberman. "I’m online again." The cop shit is trashed and the pharmo cultics starts coming thru again, tibetan deities and dna graphics and nano-neuronal interfaces and ancient civilisations and chemical models of drugs and shit and the pharmo is like "Check the score bro! Chemical Enlightenment." and fuck this is all starting to get on my nerves already like why does everyone have to hack into my sustem all the time I push myself up, walk off. "Hey where ya going?" I ignore him. He yells behind me "fuck off then. Fuckin straighthead!"

Fuckin straighthead hey? Whatever that is. Wish Snake was here. He’d take the fukka out.

I take off my cyberman. Shut it down, flick the power off. Put it back on, now its nothing but standard shades. Fuckin straighthead...muvvafukka! If Snake or Napier ever heard that, that fucka’d be dead!

Wanna get outa here. Start walking again. Back into the lightshow.

Push thru the crowd.

Faces. Sweaty bodies.

The syntho techno beat muddling with Kirby’s speech and the hap new year rap. A humungus 3D of Ipissimus Agrippa in his regal-ia floats in the air above, pushing in with the Neotek logo. Microsoft, Sun, Nike, Burger King, too many logos, all of 'em flashing like spazzo, making my headache worse. Push past a bunch of prolies off their faces on fuzzum. A few old wrinklie ravers on eckie or pleen or something sorta dancing, tho they nah very good. Dadadadadadaa dididididi goes the beat. Oooh i feel lerrrrv goes the words. Oooh i feel lerrrrv. Shoulder between a tribe of cybies all luminous eyes and tek implants. Thru the screaming laffing dancing hugging kissing crying spewing strobing crowd. Holoscreens an entire skyscraper the Big Apple's showing once again it ahs what it takes we're virching to you live from Central Park with Kimmie chatting mega friendly with some strange brotha, tall grungy with spikey duo mohawk, flak jacket, and lotta bod piercing. My head spinning like crazy, maybe shoulda rested more. Global One logo flashing thru the smoke and lightshow. Two brothas and a sista nexta me sharing pipe laffing and falling off each other must be tripweed prob laced with bliss or pleen.

Snake my brotha pushing past them, sleeveless ballistic jacket so shows nanotatt on each arm, face screwed up, tatts angry slitted red eyes, goes upta mohawk Kimmie with, pushes him back "FUCK OFF MAN!"

The mohawk scopes him. "Sup man."

"Fuckin mess nutha brotha's babe show ya sup!"

Mohawk raises both hands palms forwards goes "easy brotha peace like. Hey. Cryo."

Kimmie goes "Snake he nah mess me. Snake? Snaaaaake?" she grabs his arm.

Snake shakes Kimbie's hand off, steps forward, pushes mohawk back. "SAID BACK OFF CUHN!!"

"Kay brotha ceasefire ready," Mohawk backs off.

"Snaaake..." Kimmie goes.

"Fuckin slut! Whadda beed doin!" He grabs her wrist. "Fuckin turn away two sec ya lipdockin some cuhn!" Twists her arm.

"Owwww! Dohhhhn!"

Farrrrk. Heavy scene. Gotta rescue Kimmie .

Push thru to 'em.

Outa nowhere this gothie vampire couple blocks my way. "How bout a drink hard boy?" the sista vampire, the morticia goes, scoping my neck. Fuck. Nah wanna mess with vammies, just hope they nah mess with me, keep going nah viz 'em nah even look at 'em. They step aside. Cryo! Gotta rescue Kimmie .

Kimmie’s like "owwwwww leggohhh!!!"

"What, ya go, jus flirt with every fuckin cuhn come along?"

"Nohhhhhh leggohhhh!!!" She starts crying.

"Nah scope me smoochin every babe, do ya? Do ya??!"

"Myuooot!" Streches her free arm to me. "Snake's hurrrrtin me. Owwwww!!!"

He looks at me agro "nah fuckin hurtin her!"

I go up so my face centimetres from his. He stares at me, face contorted, hot breath fogging up my smart shades. I’m mega sick. Either he whacks me with his free hand or he let go of Kimmie . His face swims. Fuck this being outa it. Feel like I gonna chuck.

He lets go of her, takes a step back. "Didja check wot this sista did?"

I shake my head to pretend that I nah scope her lipdock mohawk, but it just make me more dizzy.

"Fuckin lipdock strange cuhn!"

I try to give sorta half-sympathetic nod.

"Nah only be nymphoslut, catch fuckin disease!"

"Nohhh wohn," Kimmie goes.

"Ifn kiss ya, pork ya, nah sus whadda get!"

Kimmie looks away, like maybe trying avoid Snake's gaze. Her eyes light up, she goes "hiiiii!"

I turn round, slowly so I nah black out. Them fucking vammies again. The morticia’s still scoping my throat. The brotha vampire, the vlad, gots his attention fixed on Kimmie .

Kimmie goes "ya real vampires?" Snake just vizzies me like everyone inna world 'cept me and him are mega fucked.

"That is right my sweet, we are the children of the night," goes the vlad in that funny way they rap. He’s not very tall, 'bout my height, but even skinnier, with long black hair running back from an exaggerated wid-ow peak. Nah matter that he’s skinny tho, them vammies r baaaad news. U nah wanna slam 'em.

"Ya gots ya metabolism redone an all?" Kimmie wants to know.

Snake goes "look bro-"

He ignores him, goes like "oh yes we are the real thing. I can assure you my sweet little flower" He’s smiling just enough to show tips of his canines pressing against lips. His eyes got a look I nah like.

The morticia goes "there’s a lovely orb display just around the corner, little ones, in the park." her head turns towards the area.

Snake goes "scuse us kay," grabs Kimmie by the shoulder, steers her off.

The vammies viz hungrily their departing backs.

Now they’re scoping me.

Morticia smiles. Long sharp canines. "That leaves just us. So tell me....how hard are you, hard boy?" Ugly menace in her voice. Hatred, loathing.

Gotta get outa here or I gonna be vammie lamb. Like they got viroids that fuck u up when u been bitten. I turn and push thru the crowd after Snake and Kimmie . Feel their hot heavy stare on my back, on my neck. Makes the hairs on my skin stand up. Zero in on the techno beat, let the sound wash away the heebies. The beat even louder now, now that the fireworks are over. Techno fusion, sounds like some Antarr Rhys clone. Laser strobing everything still flicking on and off in time to the beat. All the tatatatatta wiwiwiwiwi getting to my head. This nah very good techno. Sus someone just spewed on me again. Appaluchia Gold - when only the best will do in two huundred metre tall letters flashes across the buildings. Kimmie and Snake are standing under a maglev pillar. I can hear Kimmie going "they were harrrd, hey Snake?"

"Jus fuckin posers," Snake’s reply.

Kimmie looks over at me, waves.

I stumble over.

Snake says "les get outa here, all this techno making my head spin." "I wanna stay lohhnger."

"Nah way, too many wierdos" Looks at me. "Comin?"

Nod.

He puts an arm around Kimbie's shoulder.

I just wanna lie down somewhere. But I follow after 'em. After all, they are my only family.

This cyberpunk story had me falling out my chair laughing. Not because of its sleaziness, psycho-babble, uncommon grammar and atrocious spelling mistakes. Rather, I was thoroughly amused that Anti-Sai Activists (including the pseudo-moralists Robert Priddy, Barry Pittard, Kevin Shepherd and Brian Steel) heavily cite and reference Alan Kazlev as an honest, decent, sober and credible person against me. Apparently, Ex-Devotees are in for a surprise! Expect critics to ignore, dismiss and trivialize Kazlev's sleaze, images of a "pornographic kind" and moral debauchery.

Also See:
- Alan Kazlev - Cyberpunk Druggy Article
- Grungy Alan Kazlev

Alan Kazlev - Cyberpunk Druggy Article

2008-04-14T08:55:00.000-07:00

syndorphin2-6-C
by M.Alan Kazlev
(Released Into Public Domain On Cyberpunk.omou.net)

Alan Kazlev is into "hardcore cyberpunk" (Ref) and wrote two cyberpunk articles replete with filthy speech and sexually explicit material How exactly does M. Alan Kazlev know so much about drugs, drug usage and the drug scene?

Every time we hit a speedbump my head whacks the ceiling. Dasa's hunched forward in the driver's seat. Sweat shines on his bunched muscles, on his cropped fuzz of hair. Still got my dataglasses on so there's all these site listings scrolling before my eyes. Feel nauseous from lack of HappyO. Nova Probe Five trance apocalypse metal thunders in my ears. I'm trying very hard not to think about Amanda.

"Yes? Arnold? Is Arnold there?" Marvin's stentorian voice carries over the grinding beat. His avatar's sitting there in the top left corner of the ‘glasses display next to the rest of us, this pooncy little miniature, even more of a queen than the original. I glance over at him, making the site listings scroll horizontally. He's sitting there with his mobile pressed hard to his ear like its stuck with KrazyGlue or something. "Yes. I'd like to speak-"
A drone van zooms up out of the night at an intersection. Dasa swerves just at the last moment; bottles of Boost rolling all over the floor. More scrolling, fast, now I'm dizzy now as well as sick. "Fuck!" Dasa breathes. We're gonna crash one day, I just know it. Just hope my body doesn't look too mashed when they broadcast it live as it's being cut outa the wreckage. Nice vidding for the goulish. Fuck I cant handle that TrueRealityLive. Could never sus why Amanda always had to have it on.

"I want to know if Arnold's there. Pardon me, Dasa, could you turn that down please?"
Feel like I'm choking you know. The air in this bimbobox always smells of b.o. and fart and dirty laundry, mainly cos Dasa cuts the air conditioning to get more juice to the motors. My knees are cramped against the back of his seat.
"Yes, Arnold, I'd like to...excuse me, DASA, WILL YOU PLEASE TURN THAT FUCKING MUSIC DOWN?" Nova Probe Five powers down a few dozen decibels. We hit another speedhump. My head bumps against the roof again. "I'm sorry, what was that? He's not? Well do you know when he'll be in? No. Cool, thank you."

Cool. God. Marvin's the only nigel under thirty I've ever known who still says "cool" as a colloquialism.
"No luck?" Amber the blonde gasmgurrl with the incredible legs is squeezed in on the other side of Marvin.
"They're just cunts," Marvin tells her. He looks at me, fat lips and small moist eyes smiling. "If you'll pardon the language."

Dasa mutters "yeah, cunts," Behind the `glasses bright text and icons street lights and ghostly trees and houses rush past. Some of the listings look vaguely interesting. I just cant be fucked keying into them. Dasa makes a hard right. I'm thrown against Marvin's soft and eager bod. "Wooooh!" Marvin grins.

"Spyder, leave Marvin alone!" Renee the little dark-haired gasmgurrl laughs the front seat. Amber grins at us. Her av lights up ting! text appears in the display chat window ***Syder - leave Marvin alone!

"No, please molest at your leisure," Marvin suggests.

"In your dreams Marvin," I mutter. My t-shirt's soaked with sweat; it's all sticky and clammy against my back. Fuck I need a hit. I need my medicine or I'm gonna go fucking nuts in here. An image of Amanda floats unbidden before my eyes and my heart wrenches with the memories. Me and Amanda on the beach. Sunset. Why is it that even when someone treats you like shit, just dumps you like that, u still can't stop loving them? That all you want to do is be with them. Why is the human heart so stupid? I lean as far as I can against the window, rejoicing in its hard surface. The listings scrolling before my eyes are a mindless blur, a never-ending river of data.

"I'll try JoyousBoi," Marvin suggests. "JoyousBoi's always got gear."

"Yeah, sick Marvin," I mutter. A little icon for this JoyousBoi pops up next to Marvin's. Anything to take away the pain...

connecting...........

JoyousBoi. God what a nick. What'd I do to deserve this? Ting! JoyousBoi's icon lights up. Marvin booms out "Hello? Can I speak to JoyousBoi please? Marvin. Yes, this is Marvin, he knows me-"

Another furtive glance at Amber. Why does she have to sit next to Marvin? How come gays get all the girls? Dasa swings another hard right. Why are we going round in circles? The great unsolved mysteries of life.

"Dasa, why are we going round in circles?" Renee asks. Her av lights up Ting! text scrolls ***why are we going round in circles?

Dasa grunts. "Cos." We hit another fucking speedhump.

"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY WE'RE GOING ROUND IN CIRCLES?" Renee cries. She's got short spikey black hair and a sexy face ruined only by a nose like the beak of a predatory bird. Why do gasmgurrls always have to be so spunky looking? There's another mystery for you. "HUH??!!! DASA???" My dick's going hard again; that's how long I've been off the ‘dorth.

Proteus's av appears in the dg display. Proteus is a bot. I think. Or an AI. A hackakid by the nick of nIgHtStAlKeR once traded him (it? him? her?) for a kilo of HappyO and 200 grams of DMT. God knows what he did with all that skag. Put it in his olds' coffee perhaps. In those days the Doc was still around and drugs came easy. Tonight Proteus looks like a man, except that his body's all shiny like liquid. Sometimes he looks like a woman. Sometimes an animal. Sometimes an alien. His voice is asexual over the ‘box's speaker system. Text scrolls on the ‘glasses chat window. "The reason we're going round in circles is because Dasa is feeling emotionally stressed because he's not scoring any syndorphin2-6-C and so feels compelled-"

"-yes I'd like to speak to JoyousBoi please. This is Marvin. Marvin! You can check my ident-"

Ronni's Goodtime HomePage flashes in big letters, pushing the other listings aside. Vid of a sexy girl masturbating. My cock goes even harder. Lust and nausea fight for control.

"-driving round in circles in a manner conducive to endangering life." Proteus concludes.

"Thank you for that, Proteus," Renee says. "Now tell me something I don't know." She looks round at me. "AIs!"

"Well, you had to ask," I manage to say. My stomach doesn't feel too good, even though I haven't eaten all day. ‘Turkey's a killer.

Dasa pulls another sharp right. Marvin's kinda like a pillow my bod falls against. Apart from the robot drones, the streets are deserted at this hour. "By the way Dasa," Proteus observers "you just clocked up another speeding violation. Ticket number 253b610037t." Ting! A copy of the ticket protocol summary scrolls down the chat window.
"Fuck," Dasa says. He pulls the wheel sharply to the right. Whoomp! Another speed hump, my head against the ceiling.

"I'm accessing the PoliceStar databanks now. Accessing speeding violation ticket. Ticket number 253b610037t deleted." Ting! ***Deleted...

"Thanks broh." Dasa's shoulders hunch even more. We're airborn again, whack! my head against the roof. Fuck I hate speedhumps.

"Marvin! Yes. I'm a friend of JoyousBoi. Yes, I'll hold." Marvin presses his chin over the mouthpeace. Smiles to me "they're all just cunts. If you'll pardon the expletive."

Whump! Ouch another speedhump. "Dasa!"

Dasa actually glances round at me. Apart from the shaved head he looks a lot like the young Sly Stallone in the vids my olds used to always watch. "Yeah Spyd?"

"D'ya think you could find another street to go round in?"

"Hey?"

Whump! I grit my teeth. "Speedhumps."

"Sorry broh. Sick. Let's ex this scene." We swerve round a roundabout. Tires screech, street lights and houses and scolling displays blur. Round and round the roundabout. I'm gonna spew, I know I am. My stomach spasms, but nothing comes up.

"Cochleal fluid disorientation," Proteus observes "nausea, extended exposure can lead to long-term physiological effects."

"Thank you Proteus," I hiss between gritted teeth.

Dasa chuckles, straightens the wheel. We shoot ahead like a rocket, the motor a high pitched whine.

Marvin's voice: "what do you mean he doesn't know me?" I make the mistake of looking at him.

He gives me a look like aren't these dealers such a pain. "I called barely a month ago. Yes. Okay, I'll hold." Impatient sigh.

Dasa pulls a hard left and Marvin scrunches against me. Someone's just let off another fart. I want to unwind the window but the mechanism's stuck again, happens all the time with these old ‘boxes. We pass a 7eleven. An animation of the 7eleven logo fills my dg's. A little dittty starts playing in my earphones, a movie now of happy ppl buying stuff, superimposed over more homepage listings. Thought I selected filter all ads under options.

Renee yells "hey, pull over Dasa!"

"Whah?" he goes.

"Got the munchies!"

Dasa swings a hard-U. Tires squeal. Centrifugal forces drive me into Marvin's welcoming flab. The 7eleven tune and movie come up again. It's really giving me the shits. Happy happy happyyyyy.!!!! Proteus is saying "-another one. Illegal U-turn. Ticket number 083c5036048t" Ticket protocol text scrolls before my eyes.

"Fuck," Dasa mumbles. He hits the anchors hard! I'm slammed against the front seat.

"Dasa fucking shit!" Renee yells.

"Sorry," he mutters. I pull my dg's and earphone off, can't handle all the ad jingo shit. We're double-parked in front of the 7eleven. My stomach's a sick tight knot.

"Deleting now," Proteus says.

"Thanx man," Dasa replies to him (it?).

I get out. Cool night air on my sweaty brow.

The urge to vomit passes. It feels good. to stretch my legs.

Renee leads the way inside, jacket, oversized T-shirt, stockinged feet but no shoes. No panties either I bet. What is it about gasmgurrls? I put the dg's in my shirt pocket. Cameras in armored casings track us. Everything's clean, the shelves neat and stocked. Some juves on SmartSkaytZ glide between the aisles, around and around. They stop to check out Amber and Renee. Don't blame them. Gotta get some syndorph or I'll start wanking again. At least when your smashed you don't hafta worry about sex. The shop nigel checks us out mega paro from behind his security glass. I give him the thumbs up, say "yo, peace brother!" Dunno why I bother though.

"What's that," Marvin's booming. "Yes of course we've got eurobucks, what do you think we are?" He looks up at me.

"Gimme that." I take the mobile. "Yeah, yo!"

"Yo", comes the voice at the other end. He's disabled the video 3D display so there's just the Telstra logo in the little screen.

"We got euro man. Good enuff for you?"

"Yah. Euro or Nuyen or Yuan."

"Yeah we got euro, sick?" Fucking moron. We never had these hastles with the Doc.

"Sick."

"Spyder!" Renee yells.

"Yo." I hand the mobile back to Marvin and amble over. She and Amber have picked out chips and tofu-bars and fruit juice and chokkie mango supremes. My stomach spasms, a tight knot of bile and hunger.

"Pay the nigel."

"Pause on that." I go over to the isles and pick a muslei bar and a health bar, and get a Nature's Bounty orange and mango drink. Gotta get some nutrients into me or I'll faint. Back to the counter. Marvin's got two chocolate splices, a bag of donuts and a large bag of hot chips. Dasa's standing near the door, barrel chest, baggy shorts, muscles bulging under his singlet. He keeps glancing out the armored glass at his little red bimbobox. As if anyone‘d bother cracking it. "Want anything Das?"

"Sick broh, got some Boost inna car."

"Copy." I swipe my card thru the little slot. The machine beeps, a green light blinks. My dwindling savings. We walk out.

Fuck, this is claustrophobic. Just sitting here. "You sure you got the right street Marvin?"

"Of course I'm sure!" Like, how dare you presume?

"Kay, chill" I mutter.

"Reneeeee!" Amber squeals from the front seat. They swapped possies when we got back in the car after the 7eleven.

"Sorry," Renee goes.

"Restrain yaself girl," Amber giggles. "ooooooohhhh!!!"

Renee chuckles.

"Hey like what?" Dasa turns round, grinning like the smilie man on the Toots4Life ad.

"None of your concern Das-boy," Renee says coldly.

Dasa looks disappointed.

Fuck these gasmgurrls. How'd Das ever get mixed up with ‘em? At least with Amanda I knew where I stood. Well, did...

A robot delivery van goes past. SPEEDEE KOURIERS it says on the side.

The munchies and fruit juice are churning around in my stomach. Hope I don't chuck. On top of everything I'm feeling sorta feverish. Tell you, HappyO ‘turkey sux big time. Syndorphin. It's a cunt of a drug. As old Stan would say.
"Spyder?" Renee says.

"Yeah sister," I make myself say. Last thing I feel like now is a long rave.

"How much longer we gonna be sitting here?"

"Ask Marvin, it's his bros."

"Yeah well at least I can rely on my friends." Marvin retorts.

Oh yeah. When they're not being cunts parden the expletive. Fuck I wish Doc Tom hadn't been busted. We never had hastles with the Doc. God those were the days.

Dasa breaks open a bottle of Boost. Gulps it noisily.

"Ahh," he goes at last. He hands me the dregs.

I shake my head. He hands it to Marvin.

"Thank you." Marvin gulps it down. Never known anyone who could tuck away so much food.

"Hey maestro," Renee says.

Dasa reaches for another bottle. "What ya wanna hear sister?"

"Got any classical?"

"Beethoven?" Marvin goes.

"No," she looks at him like he's mental. "Doors. Marley. Stones. Dead."

Dasa shakes his head. "I don't go in for that old stuff."

"Well see if you can find some pirate audies to download then."

"I got Sonic Youth," Dasa suggests. "That's pretty old."

"How about the Brindivan Boyz?" Proteus asks over the speakers. Every so often he (she? it?) puts in a reccie for some music.

"Not into that yoga stuff," Dasa mutters. His olds are krishnas, so he's always like wanting to get all the sex, drugs and death thrash apocalypse metal he can.

"I was referring to the band," the AI replies in its emotionless voice.

"Oh." He scrounges around for another can. "Nah. Hate "em."

"Yeah" Renee says "I'm not much into that technoambient grunge fusion shit myself neither."

"Some of their stuff's okay," Amber says.

Man when's the skag arriving? I can't take much more of this. Fuck Marvin and his jack-off contacts. "Renee, you seen my dg's?"

"They're in your pocket Spyd." She leans across Marvin, face mildly anxious. "Man you look sick."

"Good," I tell her. "I feel it." I think I'm shivering.

Renee pulls back, glares at Marvin. "Marv? Where's your dumbass friends coming with the stash?"

"Never at this rate," Amber pouts.

I sorta half groan, half snicker. What a fuckup.

Marvin crosses his arms, nudges away so I no longer feel his thighs against mine.

Heavy silence all round.

Marvin sniffs.

I put my dg's on. Proteus has changed himself into a sexy gurrl now. Dunno why he/she/it does that. For that matter, dunno what I'm doing here at all. Waiting in a cramped stinking car for drugs that'll never show. Just wish this'd all end.

Renee's voice: "hey, company."

A mean looking merc - either black or dark blue, hard to see with the poor street lighting - has pulled up nearby. License plates and model and big logo of Mercedes Benz Corp comes up over it in the ‘glasses. Operatic music comes on, Paganini I think, and a little window in the corner of the display, smiling couple in a merc driving thru countryside, rolling hills and green fields. Even when you specify no ads they still find a way around.... Fuck. We should have a Merc. Probably would have with all the dosh I've sunk in junk.

"I'll go," Marvin says.

"Fine by me." I open the door, get out. He follows. I hand him the two hun Euro. Get back in. Now I'm sitting next to Renee. Oh yeah, big deal. Hell'd freeze over before I got nookie off her. Man I miss Amanda. "Proteus."
"Yes Spyder?" Ting! ***Yes Spyder?

"Gimme a trace on the merc's plates please."

***Accessing Motor Vehicle Registration Database. accessing PoliceStar Database....Text scrolls before my eyes. I'm expecting something sus, but nah, either these nigels are clean or they simply haven't been caught yet. More prob the latter.

Renee says "whaddaya think Spyd? It'll be good shit?" Her av echos her words.

Amber turns round, elbow against the headrest. Marvin's leaning over by the front passenger window of the merc.

I shrug. "Surprised if its anywhere like the Doc's gear."

Renee looks at Amber. "Just typical hey Amb? Bet we've been driving around all night for nothing."

"Nah," Dasa goes. "Marvin's contacts're sick." Short laugh. "Only reason I hang round wiffa jerk."

"That's what I like about you Das," Renee laughs. "You've got such a noble attitude."
Dasa chuckles.

The merc's still sitting there, Marvin chatting away happily. Fuck, wazzat dork doing? Like, how long does it take to score a fucking deal already? Ah, he's coming back now.

"Here he comes," Renee breathes.

The merc pulls off. Even from here I can see Marvin's smug expression. The tension drains out of me. He's scored. Everything's sick.

"Hey man" Dasa goes "got the gear?"

Marvin opens the back door. I nudge over next to Renee. "All ready and ready to go." Marvin climbs in.

Renee's going "gimme gimme gimme"

"How many parcels you got?" I ask.

"Ten, twenty euro each."

"Sick."

We usedta get packets off the doc for five. Like a dream. I never realised I had it so good. The Doc, Amanda...My contract with supermall com a-u.

Dasa switches on the ‘box's inside light. I blink, look over at him. He's folded the front seat down and crawled over next to Marvin. Marvin's unwrapping a package of alco foil. We all crowd around. Ten small little foil packages. Little eggs. My salvation.

Syndorphin2-6-C

Dasa looks at me. "You wanna cook?"

I nod. Dasa's good like that. How he asks. But then again everyone says I got a talent for cooking.
"I can cook," Marvin objects.

"No way man," Dasa laughs. I take the foil off Marvin; careful...so careful, don't wanna drop anything, rest it on my lap. Feeling better already. Reach into my pocket, pull out a SciLabsUniversal pocket spectrometer, a pneumatic hypo, a tablespoon, lighter and a tiny bottle of distilled water, spread them out, all the tools. I come prepared. You gotta, you can't afford to rely on anyone else. The others are all leaning forward, expectant, hot breathing. I want so much to just slam that baby home. But we gotta do it properly. That's why everyone trusts me. Cos I do this shit properly. You gotta. Too much risks otherwise. First test to make sure there's no strychnine or whatever mixed in. Open a foil package, insert a tiny speck of white powder into the SciLabs spectro. Surprised how steady my hands suddenly are. Click the spectro on. The diagnostics window opens in my dg display. SciLabs SmartSpectrometer ® version 1.04. For use with SciLabs series SX-200, 300, and 400 mass spectrometers only. "Analyse." Lights and graphs come on in the diagnostics window. A single green light flicks on the spectro itself. Ting! ***Analysis Complete. "Display." Readouts scroll down. I don't understand a tenth of it, its all advanced chemistry. But the spectro's expert system can tell if there's anything toxic. Ting! No impurities found. Check another sample? "Yes."

"Sick gimme gimme gimme" Renee laughs. Ting! ***gimme gimme gimme

"Not yet," I breath. I can feel sweat rolling down my sides, under my t-shirt. Hate that. We're gonna do this right. Test another sample.

Ting! All clear.

"See I told you it was good gear," Marvin booms.

Ting! Renee's av goes, text scrolling ***gimme gimme gimme

Ting! ***gimme gimme gimme

Ting! ***gimme gimme gimme

What did I do to deserve this lot?

Bit of distilled water in the spoon, then add the contents of one of the little packages, white powder. Heat it carefully, syndorph is delicate, its not like your crap opiates. Sweat's running into my eyes. Pull off the ‘glasses and earphone. Four pairs of eyes on me. And fuck knows how many in any of these houses. Good news copy. RealCam newsbyte: junkies in the hood. Stupid. But you get beyond caring. The water clouds to just the right consistency.

"Can I have that one Spyd?" Renee asks, voice suddenly ultra gentle and friendly. Oh yeah.

"Sure," I tell her. "After me and Dasa."

Renee crosses her arms and leans back against the other door.

Stick the tip of the hypo in the bowl. It sucks the water up; it's nice and thirsty. Hold my arm out, fist clenched. I'm pretty lucky cos my boys are close to the surface, easy to find a good spot. Flick the trigger. Sharp prick of pain, little hole drilled in the surface of my arm. The hypo beeps, jackpot, caught the vein. Three. Two. One.

The
most
exquisite
wave
of
pleasure
imaginable
washes
over
me
it's
like
a
hundred
orgasms
rolled into one
a hundred christian heavens
buddhist heavens
hare heavens
n
i
r
v
a
n
a
only
there's a funny little voice somewhere
far
far
away
what's it saying?
far
far
away
silly little voice
come on man
look I'll do it
no spyd cooks it best he's the man
Dasa's big dumb face near to mine
i feel such an indescribable feeling of love for this dude. i feel so much love, it's like my heart's bursting.
So much love...
tears trickling down my cheeks.
"Come on broh quit fucking around already!"
With an effort i look down at the gear laid out on my lap.
The gear.
Yeah.

i'm the whizz, i'm the one who cooks the gear.

i look around at the faces of my friends. i love them all; they're each so special, so infinitely precious

"Good shit Spyd?" Renee asks.

Somehow i find my voice. "Oh yeah." My heart's just overflowing with love. So much love.....

"Well, cook me up some then."

"Hey I thought I was next?" Dasa snaps. Even when he's being selfish i love the dude.
Who's next?

Everyone's next.

My hand picks up the bottle of water, of that most precious sacred water, tips just the right amount into the little bow, unwraps the foil package...

i watch with awe. My body seems to work with a will of it's own. Life is such a miracle. i'm just so glad to be alive. What a buzz. What an incredible buzz.

Amber makes a tourniquet out of a hankie and a piece of stick or something to bring up Renee's veins. i just feel so overjoyed watching. What beautiful girls these two are.

So beautiful

Two angels

The hypo rams its goodies home.

Renee gasps. Her face lights up like the sun. She looks at me with such love in her eyes. Tears run down her cheeks. I blink. My cheeks are wet too. There's an indescribable bond between us. We understand each other perfectly.

Perfectly.
Perfectly.
Perfectly.

I am sure that Robert Priddy (Alan Kazlev's good friend) is going to take a liking to this article (due to his ceaseless glorification of his LSD Induced Hallucinations). I wonder, however, if Robert Priddy (the pseudo-moralist who is averse to "bad words") is going to blast Alan Kazlev for using filthy language?

Also See:
- Alan Kazlev - Sex Laden Story
- Grungy Alan Kazlev

Kazlev Alleges Google Infovandalism

2008-04-13T12:04:00.000-07:00

Alan Kazlev's Absurd Claims Of "Google Infovandalism"
Alan Kazlev has been obsessively creating conspiratorial and ad hominem webpages against me to revenge his big, bruised ego. Alan Kazlev is upset that I have publicly revealed him to be nothing more than a highly judgmental, bitter and vindictive pseudo-philosopher who postures himself as a spiritual authority. In reality, Alan Kazlev is a grungy and lazy armchair critic who thrives on half-truths, deceptions, speculations, conspiracy theories and bogus psychological profiling to defend himself against his detractors. This webpage is just more proof that something is seriously mentally wrong with Alan Kazlev.

At kheper.net/topics/gurus/Moreno_google_disinformation.html, Alan Kazlev created a webpage where he erroneously accused me of being guilty of "Google infovandalism" (a made-up term he borrowed from Brian Steel). Alan Kazlev's severe paranoia and chronic conspiratorial mentality has fooled him to believe that I have somehow (single-handedly) infiltrated and manipulated Google's Multi-Billion Dollar Search Engine just so I could propagate "disinformation" against him and Ex-Devotees.

Attempting to bolster this asinine conspiracy theory, Alan Kazlev made seven large screencaps of Google results, color-coded them and ranted (as he often does) that I am an "authoritarian and obsessional individual". Of course, one could similarly argue (and I have) that Alan Kazlev's numerous webpages, ad hominem attacks and color-coded google screen-caps are proof that he is an "authoritarian and obsessional individual". The following screencap is one of seven that Alan Kazlev provided on his webpage against me as proof that I am somehow manipulating and vandalizing Google (something even hackers and multi-million corporations have been unable to do):

For those who do not know (and I am assuming Kazlev doesn't), vandalism is willful or malicious destruction of public or private property. Alan Kazlev conceded that he and other critics filed complaints with Google about their results and my webpages (and he even provided a link so others could make similar complaints against me). Alan Kazlev lamented that Google apparently ignored his and other critic's complaints (I wonder why?). Needless to say, if I truly perpetuated "infovandalism" on Google, my webpages would have been removed and I would have been sued. Of course, no "infovandalism" occurred because critic's claims of "infovandalism" are rooted in malicious, subjective and eristic rhetoric and flippant campaigns of malice and malignity.

Are Critics Guilty Of "Google Infovandalism"?
Let us take a look at Google's web results for my name, "Gerald Joe Moreno":

As one can see, the first 7 out of 10 Google results are Anti-Sai webpages. Does this mean that Google is perpetuating "disinformation" about me and that Anti-Sai Activists have "vandalized" Google? Using Alan Kazlev's logic (illogic), the answer is "yes". Alan Kazlev's methodology has deflated his entire argument against me and has implicated himself and critics with the very same reprehensible and corrupt behavior he attributed to me. Thank you Mr. Alan Kazlev!

The Word "Exposed" And Misleading Webpage Titles?
Is Using The Word "Exposed" A "Freudian Slip"?
Alan Kazlev said that I use a:

"monotonous repetition of defamatory labels like 'biased', 'extremist', 'deception', 'anti-Sai', and of course Moreno's favourite, 'exposed' (might this be a Freudian slip?)"

Of course, Alan Kazlev's ignores his "monotonous repetition" of defamatory lables like:

'narcissistic'

'authoritarian'

'obsessive'

'obsessional'

'obsessive compulsive personality'

'ad hominem'

'attack'

'slanderous devotee'

'antagonistic critic'

'shadow projection'

The list goes on ad nauseam.

Since Alan Kazlev admitted he did not have the "time", "interest", "inclination" or "patience" to research Anti-Sai webpages, he is apparently unaware that the word "exposed" is an oft used word by Ex-Devotees (where does Kazlev think I got that term from in the first place?). Funny enough, Sanjay Dadlani uses the Yahoo name "saiexposed420" and named his Anti-Sai blog "saibababexposed". Robert Priddy named his Anti-Sai blog "sathya sai baba deceptions exposed". Rationalists named several articles "Guru Sai Baba Exposed". Conny Larsson named one of his webpages "Sathya Sai Baba's fan Lisa de Witt exposed". Conny Larsson named one of his webpages against me "Gerald Joe Moreno - deception artist - exposed and banned". The Sokaren website named it's Anti-Sai index "Sai Baba exposed". The ExBaba website named it's webpage about the Nexus exposures "Sai Baba Exposed". The Jesus-Is-Savior website created a webpage entitled "Sai Baba Exposed". The list goes on and on. Might Ex-Devotee's usage of the word "exposed" be a Freudian slip?

Deceptive Webpage Titles?
Alan Kazlev also whined and sniveled that I deceptively titled my webpage about him "official home page for M. Alan Kazlev". Obviously, Alan Kazlev is suffering from selective reading because my webpage title actually says "SaiSathySai Official homepage for M. Alan Kazlev" (which even shows in one of his google screencaps on his webpage). If read in proper context, the "official homepage" section is specifically attributed to the SaiSathySai website. Why Alan Kazlev repeatedly misquotes my webpage title is unknown.

Alan Kazlev also accused me of "dishonestly" naming my article about Kevin Shepherd "Citizen Initiative Publishing". Alan Kazlev's relevant screencap revealed the real title for my webpage about Kevin Shepherd as being "Citizen Initiative ::: Publishing - Publisher And Kevin Shepherd". I guess Alan Kazlev believes that I am not entitled to name my webpages with relevant keywords and critics are allowed to name their webpages with relevant (and in many cases, irrelevant: Ref) keywords. Notice Alan Kazlev's hypocrisy, dishonesty and double-standards?

Google Disinformation / Infovandalism - In Conclusion:
Alan Kazlev's conspiratorial and vindictive arguments and all-too-characteristic of his narcissistic mindset and pseudo-authoritarian and obsessional attitude against anyone who dissents with him. Alan Kazlev's unsophisticated causeries resemble an inverted fairy tale where the triumph of goodness comes at the start and the ugly sisters of pretense and pettiness triumph for the final curtain. I have a problem with Alan Kazlev's blather. Videlicet, it reeks of paranoia, laziness, and hate. Simply put, if one intends to challenge someone else's assertions, one must present a rational counterargument, which I have done. Alan Kazlev provides no rational counterargument but instead creates straw-man arguments and rejoices in false fantasies of victory.

Reference

M.Alan Kazlev's Homosexual Associations

2008-04-12T22:33:00.000-07:00

Alan Kazlev - Homosexual & Gay Porn Associations

Guilt Through Association And Homosexual Slurs:
As discussed before (Ref), I hold no ill will, unfavorable views or bias toward anyone based simply on his or her sexual orientation. In stark contrast, however, Sanjay Dadlani (Alan Kazlev's friend and associate) can often be seen verbally trashing and bashing homosexuals in no uncertain terms (Ref). Sanjay Dadlani argued that since Rasa Von Werder (a former porn star with whom I have never spoken) linked to my webpage about Jody Radzik (the Guruphiliac Webmaster), I am guilty of being "associated" with "shit and piss porn stars" and "ex-porn stars" and thus have a "shit and piss porn fetish" (Ref). Alan Kazlev argued that I see Sai Baba as a "much loved surrogate father figure" and "possibly a pretend homosexual lover". Kazlev also fraudulently claimed I was "massaged" with oil by Sai Baba.

Alan Kazlev's Direct Affiliation With A Homo-Website Promoting Gay Pornography:
It should come as no surprise that Alan Kazlev is directly promoted, endorsed and solicited by his homosexual friend (Bear Cattlisle Yawnerson) on his gay website promoting gay pornography (Ref). As a matter of fact, Bear Cattlisle Yawnerson (aka BearCY) said the following about his homo-website:

"The initial idea behind this HomoSite, was to try to mix Pantheistic enlightenment with gay pornography; in order to promote the somewhat more intelligent gay pornography to Pantheistic philosophers, and of course Pantheistic Thought to gay porn-hunters who might allow themselves to get seduced by less enlightened gay sites to label themselves as feeling «perverse», «dirty», or «filthy»; just because we happen to adore gay pornography." (Ref)

Using Sanjay Dadlani and Alan Kazlev's logic and standards (that they used against me), I think I perfectly entitled to follow in their footsteps and formulate the arguments that:

- Alan Kazlev is guilty of being a homosexual based on guilt-through-association (thanks to Sanjay Dadlani).

- Alan Kazlev is directly "associated" with a self-professed homosexual.

- Alan Kazlev is directly "associated" with a website that openly promotes gay pornography for "gay porn hunters".

- Alan Kazlev perhaps views BearCY as a "much loved surrogate father figure".

- Alan Kazlev perhaps views BearCY as "possibly a pretend homosexual lover".

Alan Kazlev's "karmic patterns of hatred" come back to haunt him.

Reference

M.Alan Kazlev - Blogged Posts To Date

2008-04-11T00:08:00.000-07:00

Martin Alan Kazlev: Blogged Posts From Oct 16 2006 - April 10th 2008

- Grungy Alan Kazlev
- Questioning Alan Kazlev's Redefinitions
- Alan Kazlev's Hypocrisy
- Alan Kazlev: Crank & Crackpot?
- Alan Kazlev's Fake Identity
- Alan Kazlev Was Never Trusted
- M. Alan Kazlev On Wikipedia: Part 2
- M. Alan Kazlev On Wikipedia: Part 1
- M Alan Kazlev & Sanjay Kishore Dadlani
- Alan Kazlev Scraps "Disrespectable Me"
- Martin Alan Kazlev: An Introduction

Grungy Alan Kazlev

2008-04-10T23:52:00.000-07:00

Alan Kazlev admitted on his "disrespectable me" page that a woman named "Dee" helped him "not to look so much like a slob or an out-of-place hippy". Apparently, Dee failed:

In addition to Alan Kazlev's grungy picture, his best friend happens to be "Bonnie", a pet chicken:

Alan Kazlev took a picture of his grungy room, proudly posted it on his website and even boasted about its filth (Ref):

"Some of my room. Books, photocopies, and potted plants. Yep, my room is a mess! I have heaps more books in the hallway and living room, but unfortunately the cable on the webcam (which i used for the screen capture) doesnt extend very far, so for now there are only pictures of my room." ~ M. Alan Kazlev

Alan Kazlev is also into "hard core cyberpunk" (Ref). A random quote from his page:

"low life means that even the lowest, grottiest, grungiest characters have access to this tech. Cyberpunk stories are often set in a very gritty world of seedy disreputable characters. These often disenfranchised low-lives struggle to make a living by whatever way they can in the bleak noir future. Imagine Raymond Chandler or Irvine Welsh writing about the middle of the 21st century. That's cyberpunk."

Alan Kazlev is a "hard core cyberpunk" who apparently derived inspiration from "the lowest, grottiest and grungiest characters" in his Cyberpunk fantasy world to attack me and those who dissent with him.

Alan Kazlev is also into "images of a pornographic kind" (according to Robert Priddy's moral standards: Ref) and posted the following three cyberpunk images on his kheper.net website (among others: Ref):

Alan Kazlev also wrote two cyberpunk stories entitled syndorphin2-6-C and Hap New Year. Some select excerpts from "syndorphin2-6-C" (which is ultimately about a drug injected with a hypodermic needle into a vein):

"'Fuck!' Dasa breathes. We're gonna crash one day, I just know it...Fuck I cant handle that TrueRealityLive...The air in this bimbobox always smells of b.o. and fart and dirty laundry, mainly cos Dasa cuts the air conditioning to get more juice to the motors...excuse me, DASA, WILL YOU PLEASE TURN THAT FUCKING MUSIC DOWN?...'They're just cunts,' Marvin tells her. He looks at me, fat lips and small moist eyes smiling. 'If you’ll pardon the language.'...I just cant be fucked keying into them...Fuck I need a hit. I need my medicine or I'm gonna go fucking nuts in here...We hit another fucking speedhump...My dick's going hard again; that's how long I've been off the dorth...Vid of a sexy girl masturbating. My cock goes even harder. Lust and nausea fight for control...Gotta get some syndorph or I'll start wanking again...It's a cunt of a drug"

Some select excerpts from "Hap New Year":

"laffing screaming cheering shouting stinka sweat piss vomit alcohol emjay tripweed making my head spin hot sticky SHOOD OLE QUAINTANCE BEE FORGOHHHT this spunky topless babe long hair flouro glo-in-dark make-up mega spunky tits shirt tied in her belt outa nowhere gives me great big kiss kiss soft lips smella sweat and pheronomes grinds her hips into mine sus my dicks gonna burst thru my pants wrap my arms round her bare back pork her fuck her up the vag in the new year strobing crazy head spinning scene she laffs and breaks strobes blinks free some dude in moir jacket maybe her fuck grabs her patterns whirlings strobing reinforcing through tripweed smoke fuck this strobing everything coming in jerks making me wanna puke drink HappyO drink HappyO HappyO the fun drink where's that babe gone?...'Fuck ya ya cunt!' 'Yeah happy new year cunt!' 'Happy new year yaself ya cunt!'...I hold her hands on her back she's got the front of her OutLawz ballistic duster unbuttoned and all she got is a bra and shorts on underneath, cos it so hot and all, man this turns me on my cock's a throbbing point of agony ecstasy wanna fuck fuck FUCK her right here right this here right now she breaks away I open eyes she's all big beautiful smile sexy legs little dayglo bright pink shorts black bra big tits merges strobes into the crowd like she never was...'Fuckin slut! Whadda beed doin!' He grabs her wrist. 'Fuckin turn away two sec ya lipdockin some cuhn!' Twists her arm."

Now I know why Alan Kazlev saw absolutely nothing wrong with Sanjay Dadlani's homosexual-fantasizing slurs, perverted Jesus-sex fetish and deviant boot-sex fetish. Sanjay Dadlani secretly stalked innocent women at Middlesex University (calling them "bitches" and "sluts", saying "they want it", calling Mothers "MILFs", photographing females and teenagers up their dresses and under tables and published these photos on his streetbitches blog). This is the type of person that Alan Kazlev promotes, link to and endorses.

Sanjay Dadlani even posted on the QuickTopic Forum (using multiple fake names, including female names) and made disgusting posts under the name "Marquis de Sade" about a large penis for anal sex, a feces-covered anus, bestiality, people vomiting into each other's mouths and a Priest ejaculating on the face of a little girl as related by her brother. Sanjay even posted under the name "kick his head in" and said that someone should murder Sathya Sai Baba (of course, this is the same guy who rejoiced when a Sai Baba temple was bombed).

Alan Kazlev said that Sanjay Dadlani's request for Jesus Pornography was "no different to nurses uniforms"!

Put all these jig-saw pieces together and one is left with a very grungy picture of Alan Kazlev: A self-described "slob" and "out of place hippie" whose best friend is a chicken (that obviously defecates in his messy room) while he drools over cyberpunk-art of women skimpily clad in prostitute attire and casually dismissed illegal stalking and requests for Jesus pornography with a glib "so what?"

Something just doesn't smell right about Alan Kazlev and I think it is safe to say it isn't the chicken-droppings or his unkempt surroundings.

Also See:
- Alan Kazlev - Cyberpunk Druggy Article
- Alan Kazlev - Sex Laden Story

Reference

Questioning Alan Kazlev's Redefinitions

2008-04-05T18:04:00.000-07:00

"Questioning Kazlev's Redefinitions", a response to the recent Integral World essay

A close reading of Sections 2, 3, 4, and 6 of M. Alan Kazlev's Essay "Redefining Integral" published in Integral World. Cross-posted to Joe Perez's Weblog.

In Section 2, "The Problem", Kazlev attacks views prominent "especially in America and on the Internet", especially "Integral forums such as the Integral Naked website and What is Enlightenment? magazine". Presumably, he is refering to the Integral Naked online forums, a medium with many hundreds or thousands of active users. But criticizing online chat rooms as a way of attacking the forum sponsor is invalid. It's like criticizing a magazine based on their published "letters to the editor", or a Weblog based on the comments of its readers, or a writer based on the contents of her or his fan mail. Attacking the usually anonymous posters to an online forum is not a valid way of criticizing Ken Wilber, though it may have validity if Kazlev is seeking to paint a portrait of the "Integral Movement." But there is no substantiation provided in Kazlev's article for the conclusions that he draws: that the Integral Movement is a:

"spiritual narrowing ... trivialisation ... misrepresentation ... lacking in spiritual insight ... overintellectual ... lack of true understanding ...
Californian feel-good holistic lifestyle ... secularised"

etc. To persuade, Kazlev must cite research on the Integral Movement of some sort, and cite specific examples for each point he wants to win. However, he cites no specific emails, Weblog posts, forum posts, articles, or dialogues. As a result, what he presents amounts to nothing more than an opinion, perhaps based on hunches or gut feelings, without substantiation. Such opinions are notoriously subject to psychological projection, as when Kazlev writes an article in an academic style and uses this style to claim that his opponents are guilty of "overintellectual approach". Perhaps there is truth to Kazlev's charges, but it's hard to say since there is no evidence cited.

In Section 3, "The Need for a Definition of What Constitutes 'Integral'", Kazlev once again makes additional attacks against the Integral Movement: "narrowness ... religiosity ... personality[-centered] ... head-centered", etc. But once again he fails to cite examples or evidence to make his case. In this section he refers to an "emerging Post-Wilberian community and discourse" which represents a "broader Integralism" because it "incorporates many other teachings and themes". Intriguing. Which teachings and themes are included that are excluded from the Integral Movement? Kazlev doesn't say, nor does he cite evidence that such teachings are in fact excluded from the Integral Movement. But Kazlev's main point is that each of many different theorists has their own definition of "integral". This point is indisputable. Therefore he offers definitions for five distinct entities: Wilberism, Integral Movement, Larger Integral movement sensu stricto, Integral Movement sensu lato, and Integral Yoga. He also provides a graphical "genealogy" of Integral groups. Whether these distinctions are helpful or unhelpful, I suggest, depends on how stupid you think people are or how grandiose is your rhetoric. Wilberism, according to Kazlev, includes only those who "follow [Wilber] in a religious or uncritical way" (presumably these are the dumbest sheep of the herd). The Larger Integral Movement emerged in 2003-2005, says Kazlev, and (as if size is everything) it is certainly more grandiose than the narrow IM. However, it's not clear why this group should not be included within the IM sensu stricto or if it should be considered a splinter movement and therefore a very small movement indeed (consisting perhaps of a handful of disgruntled but vocal critics). Kazlev presumes to grant these critics such importance as to make their approach the Larger than the Smaller IM, but it's not the very Largest. The Largest Integral Movement (or Integral Movement sensu lato) includes the above groups plus those who practice Integral Yoga or other paths as an Integralist. Since Kazlev is a member of this group which happens also to be the largest, broadest, and most inclusive of them all, one suspects that these definitions are rather self-serving. They may or may not be helpful, but they definitely privilege those folks who consider themselves Integralist but who walk a path as far from Ken Wilber as possible. This map therefore seems to smack of the venting of a personal grudge rather than a neutral and objective look at the territory.

In Section 4, "The Basic Thesis", Kazlev tells us that the definitions of Integral include "at least five ... evolutionary stages of individual and collective consciousness" with the first two being the Integral sensu lato and the Post-Integral. Interestingly, Kazlev argues definitely that these stages "will emerge in a progressively shorter and more overlapping time-frame". He then attributes this view to "Wilber and his holon hypothesis", but distinguishes his view from Wilber's because Kazlev does not believe that evolution occurs in "as rigid and inflexible a manner as Wilber himself describes". Wilber himself has repeatedly responsed to charges that his evolutionary model is rigid and inflexible (for example, in the Introduction to the revised version of Sex, Ecology, Spirituality), and has elaborated on the many ways that his model allows for a great deal of flexibility. Since Kazlev does not enter this dialogue, and instead only reasserts charges that have been countered, his remarks seem perfunctory and unsupported. Moreover, Wilber never claims that successive stages of evolution "will emerge in a progressively shorter and more overlapping time-frame" (because if they did that would be rather rigid and inflexible), but Kazlev himself makes this rigid and inflexible assertion.

In Section 6, "A New Definition", I want to focus on one huge problem. Kazlev distinguishes his new theory based on five different definitions of integral, the first being a pseudo-definition. Why pseudo? Because it's religious.

"Integral as a New Age cult or religion. One finds this most developed among the more enthusiastic followers of Ken Wilber, who refer to everything they do as 'integral'. This is the only use of Integral that I find dysfunctional (I am not a fan of religion)."

Unfortunately, Kazlev falls into the same trap as many contemporary pop-atheist writers: he does not define religion, but writes as if everyone knows what he is talking about, and then attacks it as "dysfunctional" and a "cult" without actually making any useful distinctions between the different varieties of religion. Moreover, his rhetoric goes over the top of civility by painting unnamed persons as members of a "cult" without substantiating these allegations with any serious attention to any of their words or actions.

At this point, Kazlev's essay continues to a total of 24 sections. However, when so many of the foundational theses of his argument have such shaky basis, the value of continuing to study Kazlev's essay becomes highly dubious. On the other hand, if you don't need evidence to believe Kazlev's points because you are already convinced of their truth, then you can take his essay as an exercise in storytelling narrative grounded in faith.

I will, however, make one additional point. The thrust of Kazlev's argument may be characterized as saying that Ken Wilber does not recognize the higher "Post-Integral" stages of consciousness such as Divinisation recognized by Sri Aurobindo. However, this is prima facie false. In Integral Spirituality, Wilber identifies the Integral level of consciousness with the turquoise label, and then identifies indigo, violet, ultraviolet, and clear light labels for subsequent stages of consciousness (stages which are actually defined using the labels of Sri Aurobindo's philosophy). Those Post-Integral levels of consciousness are not the focus of his book because he is writing for a specific audience. However, any claim that Wilber ignores Sri Aurobindo should at least examine Wilber's relevant writings and identify their insufficiency (how is Divinisation really different from the stage of consciousness identified as ultraviolet or clear light in Wilber's Integral Spirituality? Does not Wilber incorporate Aurobindo's gnosis, but simply not make the transmission of this gnosis the focus of his book?). Without offering a close reading of Wilber's relevant texts, Kazlev's screed sheds less light than he thinks it does. And given the bombast of his anti-Wilber rhetoric, it will probably do little to encourage the mainstream Integral movement to take up the study of Aurobindo.

I find much value in Kazlev's serious attention to the Aurobindian tradition. It would be a terrible shame if serious students of Integral were put off study of this wise and valuable tradition because they encountered a presentation which regarded others in the IM with such a demeaning and derogatory framework.

Alan Kazlev's Hypocrisy

2007-08-20T23:05:00.000-07:00

Alan Kazlev (the “integral morality and ethics” hypocrite) talked trash behind my back with Sanjay Dadlani calling me (as Sanjay put it), “a slimy character”. I contacted Alan and asked him if Sanjay’s statements were true and he admitted he talked to Sanjay about me but couldn’t quite recall using that particular phrase. Nevertheless, Alan did recall using the phrase “obsessive nit-picking attitude”.

It does not surprise me that Alan Kazlev likes to talk trash behind other’s backs because when he was in correspondence with me, he spoke trash behind the backs of Reinier Van Der Sandt and Sanjay Dadlani (aka “Sai Exposed”) and said:

“is it Reinier using your name? i tell you, glancing through those yahoo posts, it seems like this guy and his buddy Sai Exposed are a bunch of adolescent fuckheads”

Kazlev also had the following to say about Reinier:

“yep, he is one sick character alright… (the more one reads on all this, the dirtier one feels…ughh! Like swimming in a sewer)…i have to admit, the more i look into this guy the less i like him”

That’s right. Kazlev called both Reinier and Sanjay “adolescent fuckheads”! Now, however, Kazlev is kissing their feet, calling them “decent” people and has nothing but praise for them.

Alan Kazlev sees absolutely nothing wrong with Sanjay Dadlani’s homosexual-fantasizing slurs, Jesus Sex Fetish and Boot Sex Fetish. Although Sanjay went around secretly stalking innocent women (calling them “bitches” and “sluts”, saying “they want it”, calling Mothers “MILFs“, photographing females and teenagers up their dresses and under tables and publishing these photos on his streetbitches blog), Alan is right there holding hands with Sanjay, saying he is a “decent” person. Shame on Alan Kazlev!

Sanjay even posted on the QuickTopic Forum (using multiple fake names, including female names) and made disgusting comments under the name “Marquis de Sade“, even duplicating a post about a Priest ejaculating on the face of a little girl, as related by her brother. Sanjay even posted under the name “kick his head in” and said that someone should murder Sathya Sai Baba (of course, this is the same guy who rejoiced when a Sai Baba temple was bombed). Nice friend you have there, Alan.

Alan Kazlev formerly agreed with me regarding Reinier van der Sandt’s very disturbing admission to viewing child pornography. Alan Kazlev also ignored the fact that Reinier used numerous fake names on the SSB2 Yahoo Group and now holds hands with him as well, calling him a “decent” person. Alan Kazlev defends, promotes and endorses perverts, defamers and liars. What does this say about Alan? I think the answer is self-evident. As they say, “Birds of feather flock together”.

Alan Kazlev wrote an email to Lisa De Witt that said:

“Lisa, i don’t give a fuck about Andries, so don’t assume to know MY motives…I was referring to the advantage of adopting a civil attitude…I originally didnt even give your name (that was a mistake i see now) to spare you being harassed by dickheads. Although this was funny because as a result Reinier showed himself to be dyslexic or whatever his problem is, but thinking that your email to me was written by me…To tell the truth, i was really quite shocked by your ad hominen attack on Willmcw, accusing him of soviet style mindfuck and all the rest…Lisa, you would achieve much much more if you only went about things in a respectful and polite way. Even if some of the ex-devotees act are abusive and deceitful…at least you would know that you have not lowered yourself to their standard.”

Alan Kazlev (the “integral morality and ethics” expert) called Sanjay, Reinier, et al “dickheads” and “dyslexic” and then stated (matter of factly) that one should adopt a “civil attitude”, go about things in a “respectful and polite way” and rest assured that “at least you would know that you have not lowered yourself to their standard”. Talk about utter self-denial and being blind to one’s own hypocrisy.

Once Alan Kazlev got his big ego bruised by me, he discarded his holier-than-thou rants, foamed-at-the-mouth and had the audacity to imply that I received a sexual oiling “massage” from Sathya Sai Baba and that I view Sai Baba as a “much loved surrogate father figure” and “possibly a pretend homosexual lover” (Reference) This is the type of hypocritical behavior exhibited by a person who publicly rants about “integral morality and ethics” and publicly postures himself as a spiritual authority.

Alan Kazlev loves to stab people in the back and call them vulgar names although he hypocritically preaches in public about “love”, “letting go of hatred”, “accepting the principle of Love and Empathy and Unity”, “seeing God in all beings”, hate creating “karmic patterns” and living from one’s “genuine spiritual heart consciousness”. When no one is watching, Alan Kazlev turns into a vicious defamer (exhibiting his Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde syndrome), spitting venom and defaming others with his negativity, paranoia, unsupported speculations and obsessiveness.

And to top it all off, Alan Kazlev claims that Ramana Maharshi is his “Sadguru” and that Sri Aurobindo and Mother Mirra are his “Gurus”. Needless to say, Ramana Maharshi and Sri Aurobindo never taught or promoted any type of hate, violence, anger or judgmentalism. It is nothing less than shameful that Alan Kazlev promotes himself in association with these revered Indian Sages.

Of course, Alan Kazlev shamelessly talks about his past lives on his website and scrapped his Disrepectable Me article after realizing how much of an embarrassement and liability it was to his crediblity. Alan Kazlev (a pseudo-philosopher and pseudo-devotee) attempts to legitimize his weird personal beliefs, insecurities and isolation (due to his severe stuttering problem that prevents him from “functioning in any sort of real life group - good or bad”) by associating himself with Gurus who are well respected in spiritual and philosophical communities.

Alan, do you remember your comments to Joe Moreno about hate creating “karmic patterns”. Well, it appears your hate has come back to bite you since you decided to go on the attack first. You’ve messed with the wrong person and you have now been thoroughly exposed as a spiritual fraud, true-believer and part of the lunatic fringe often seen and associated with cults and religious movements (partly in thanks to your friend Robert Priddy).

Reference

Sathya Sai Baba

2007-03-04T10:31:00.001-08:00

New Blog: Sathya Sai Baba On Wordpress

A comprehensive blog with listings to various articles pertaining to Sathya Sai Baba and the Sai Controversy.

Alan Kazlev: Crank & Crackpot?

2006-11-17T17:26:00.000-08:00

Exposing Martin Alan Kazlev, webmaster for Kheper.net, the biased Anti-Sathya-Sai-Baba sympathizer.

On Wikipedia, a Kazlev fan started a wiki-page for him and the page was suggested for deletion. The majority of editors agreed that the page should be deleted and some referred to Alan Kazlev as a "crank" and "crackpot".

The posts read, from three different editors:

Delete - looks like a crank, fails by any reasonable definition of notability.

Delete Crackpots need to cause quite a stir in order to be notable enough for inclusion. I see no stir.

Certainly a crank. Delete as failing WP:RS.

WIKIPEDIA'S DEFINITION:
Wikipedia defines "Crank" as a pejorative term for a person who:

holds some belief which the vast majority of his contemporaries would consider counterfactual

clings to this belief in the face of all counterarguments or evidence presented to him.

The term implies that:

a "cranky" belief is so wildly at variance with some commonly accepted truth as to be ludicrous

arguing with the crank is useless, because he will invariably dismiss all evidence or arguments which contradict his cranky belief

Common synonyms for "crank" include kook and crackpot.

Virtually universal characteristics of cranks include:

Cranks vastly overestimate their own knowledge and ability, and vastly underestimate that of acknowledged experts.

Cranks insist that their alleged discoveries are urgently important.

Cranks rarely if ever acknowledge any error, no matter how trivial.

Cranks love to talk about their own beliefs, often in inappropriate social situations, but they tend to be very, very bad listeners, and often appear to be utterly uninterested in anyone else's experience or opinions.

Some cranks exhibit a lack of academic achievement, in which case they typically assert that academic training in the subject of their crank belief is not only unnecessary for discovering "the truth", but actively harmful because they believe it "poisons" the minds by teaching falsehoods. Others greatly exaggerate their personal achievements, and may insist that some alleged achievement in some entirely unrelated area of human endeavor implies that their cranky opinion should be taken seriously.

Some cranks claim vast knowledge of any relevant literature, while others claim that familiarity with previous work is entirely unnecessary; regardless, cranks inevitably reveal that whether or not they believe themselves to be knowledgeable concerning relevant matters of fact, mainstream opinion, or previous work, they are not in fact well-informed concerning the topic of their belief.

IN CONCLUSION
Now read Alan's scrapped "Disrespectable Me" and "Introduction" page.

Funny enough, Alan's friends (Robert Priddy and Sanjay Dadlani) also fit the definitions for a "crank" and a "crackpot".

Umm...enough said.

Alan Kazlev's Fake Identity

2006-10-20T10:42:00.000-07:00

Exposing Martin Alan Kazlev, webmaster for Kheper.net, the biased Anti-Sathya-Sai-Baba sympathizer.

Although I blogged about this before, I think this subject deserves it's own article.

We do not know if M.Alan Kazlev is truly being forthcoming about his identity. After all, Kazlev admitted that he changed his name twice, going from "Martin Levin" to "Martin Katz" to "M. Alan Kazlev" (Reference).

Furthermore, Kazlev does not provide his full real name, full address or full phone number on his site. This must mean (using the standards employed against me by Robert Priddy and Anti-Sai Activists) that Kazlev is not who he claims he is and is using a fake identity.

Too bad Kazlev cannot live up to the same standards he defends Anti-Sai Activists for using against me. Anti-Sai Activists have not demanded that Kazlev supply them with the same contact details they demand from me. Therefore, Anti-Sai Activists themselves have made the case that Alan Kazlev is using a fake identity and is not who he claims he is.

See the problem, Kazlev?

Alan Kazlev Was Never Trusted

2006-10-20T10:25:00.000-07:00

Exposing Martin Alan Kazlev, webmaster for Kheper.net, the biased Anti-Sathya-Sai-Baba sympathizer.

For the record, I would like to say that I never trusted Alan Kazlev (even when he was being civil to me). As mentioned before, Lisa DeWitt submitted my site-link to Kazlev (which he put on his kheper.net page pertaining to Sathya Sai Baba).

After my very first e-mail correspondence with Kazlev, I clearly perceived a bias and felt he was not to be trusted. I communicated my doubts to Lisa at least a dozen times (perhaps more) and told her I was wasting my time with Kazlev. Nevertheless, Lisa had more faith in Kazlev than I did and encouraged me to keep up my correspondence with him (which I did) because Kazlev stated that he had positive experiences with Sathya Sai Baba, which even included a healing. As a matter of fact, Kazlev told Lisa:

I always had a good vibe from Sai Baba, and i still do, but i distanced myself because of what i heard (and the huge rumour-mill on the internet)...Yeah he once healed me from the astral plane. So i knew he was genuine!

Despite these positive sentiments (in favor of Baba) Kazlev intimated that he also believed the sexual abuse allegations. Since it appeared to Lisa that Kazlev was open-minded, neutral and open to another viewpoint, she encouraged me in my communication with him.

Time and time again, I saw that I was getting nowhere with Kazlev and found his apathy to investigate my version of the facts to be very disturbing. I soon realized that talking to Kazlev was like talking to a brick wall. Kazlev would accuse me of saying something I never said. After confronting Kazlev about his error, he would concede to his error, only later to voice the same error over and over again (especially in reference to Barry Pittard)!

As it turned out, I was right. Kazlev finally conceded (several times) that he had not bothered to read Anti-Sai Sites and that he did not have the "time", "patience" or "inclination" to research my claims.

Therefore, it came as no surprise to me when Kazlev publicly sided with Anti-Sai Activists. I do not consider this a loss in the least. All I need to do is direct readers to Kazlev's very amusing "About Me" page and I think I can safely say that rational readers will dismiss his criticisms with a chuckle and a grin.

I know I did.

M. Alan Kazlev On Wikipedia: Part 2

2006-10-17T12:19:00.000-07:00

Exposing Martin Alan Kazlev, webmaster for Kheper.net, the biased Anti-Sathya-Sai-Baba sympathizer.

KAZLEV'S FALSE CLAIMS OF VANDALISM ON WIKIPEDIA
Alan Kazlev also erroneously claimed that I was attempting to "vandalize" Priddy's wiki-page. Strange enough, not even one other editor agreed with Kazlev. A controversial link to Priddy's defamatory Anti-Sai Site (that both Kazlev and Andries were attempting to include on Priddy's wiki-page) was ruled to violate an ArbCom decision that prohibited critical links (composed of negative personal stories) on Sathya Sai Baba-related articles: Reference. If either Kazlev or Andries persisted in adding Priddy's defamatory Anti-Sai link, THEY (not I) would have been banned. As a matter of fact, Andries was given the following warning by a Wikipedia Administrator:

Hi, as a matter of courtesy I advise you that your insertion of a certain link to Robert Priddy is, in my view and that of other administrators, in violation of the arbitration ruling :Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Sathya Sai Baba:. I advise you to avoid re-inserting that link on articles or talk pages. The arbitration ruling is actionable; repeatedly defying it may result in your being blocked for disruption (Ref: Read Section In Green).

KAZLEV DUPLICATED PRIDDY'S WIKI-PAGE TO HIS OWN DOMAIN:
Furthermore, Alan Kazlev is such good friends with Robert Priddy that he duplicated Priddy's Wikipedia article on his own domain (kheper.net) and included the controversial link that was prohibited by an ArbCom ruling on Wikipedia. This fully supports my past contentions that Alan Kazlev is biased and an Anti-Sai sympathizer (despite his hollow claims to being "neutral").

M. Alan Kazlev On Wikipedia: Part 1

2006-10-16T20:19:00.000-07:00

Exposing Martin Alan Kazlev, webmaster for Kheper.net, the biased Anti-Sathya-Sai-Baba sympathizer.

Alan Kazlev makes such poorly researched arguments against me, I consider them utterly ridiculous. Nevertheless, to show how poorly Kazlev makes his arguments against me (and to reveal his bias) I will respond to some of his erroneous comments (made on Wikipedia) against me. These comments came from several discussions had on Robert Priddy's Wikipedia talk-page:

Alan Kazlev: btw Joe you make a false analogy. SSB is a public figure, and hence should be able to be criticised like any other well-known public figure. But Robert Priddy is in comparison a little-known writer, hence a great big long personal page dedicated to slandering him constitutes an ad homimen attack.

Obviously, Alan Kazlev is trying to re-define the word "slander" to suit whatever agenda he is trying to push. Slander is a spoken false statement injurious to a person's reputation. If something is negative, but true, that is not "slander". Anti-Sai Activists loosely use words like "slander", "defamation", "pedophilia", "boys", etc.

Alan Kazlev is flat out wrong about Robert Priddy. Priddy listed himself as a public figure on Wikipedia and has written hundreds of articles against Sathya Sai Baba. It is nothing less than sheer absurdity for Kazlev to claim that Priddy should not be criticized because he is a "little-known writer". For Alan's information, Priddy happens to be one of the most verbose writers against Sathya Sai Baba. Therefore, a critical analysis of Priddy's claims, assertions, speculations and conspiracy theories is entirely and wholly justified (unless you happen to live in a communist country where free speech is not allowed).

What is ironic about all this is that Kazlev not only created "big long personal pages dedicated to slandering" me (which, of course, constitute "ad hominem attacks") he also pretended to be a psychiatrist and implied I have mental disorders such as "obsessive-compulsive personality disorder" (aka OCPD or anankastic personality disorder), "projection of the ego" and "projection of the shadow". Alan Kazlev has no credentials in the mental health or medical fields whatosever. Kazlev should stick to what he knows best: philosophizing and skimming over other's research.

In my opinion, Alan Kazlev is a hypocrite. I assume Alan will now try to accuse me of "slandering" him because I called him a "hypocrite". Fortunately, I live in the USA where we have freedom of speech and where people are entitled to have personal opinions. My opinion is that Alan is a hypocrite based on his contradictory actions and words. Examples: 1) Ranting about creating long pages against Priddy, but then turning around and doing the same thing to me and 2) Whining about "ad hominem attacks" and "slander" and then implying I have mental disorders. This type of behavior, in layman's terms, is called "hypocrisy" and Alan suffers from it.

Alan Kazlev: As for your claims Joe, Robert Priddy's websites are not, "full of ad hominem attacks against Sai Baba" as far as I understand the term. Which statements are you referring by Priddy which are genuine ad hominem arguments, if we define argumentum ad hominem as trying to discredit a statement by referring to an unrelated fault in the character of the person who made the statement, as you have repeatedly done against SSB critics (not just Robert Priddy but others as well). That is why I refer to your actions as slander (even if you don't think that term applies to you). To prove someone is a liar for example one must be able to show that the person has intentionally stated an untruth knowing it to be untrue. Therefore you are defaming Priddy, while I cannot see that he has defaming you in this (or any other) way. I would also be interested if you could provide direct references with a link to anywhere that Priddy has posted anything where he actually calls you, personally, a liar or has defamed you.

Alan Kazlev: Joe you still in my opinion have presented no convincing evidence and have not shown that Robert defames you nor that he calls you a liar anywhere, which you do of him on innumerable occasions and without credible evidence. It seems to me that for you, a liar is virtually anyone who questions Sathya Sai Baba, and makes any statement that you find fault with, often because they will not entrust you with sensitive information. The link to the comments about you on Priddy's webpages do not show any defamation of your character there, Certainly nothing more serious than you have written about me, for example (regarding which (from what i have seen) I have no complaints).

On This Webpage, Priddy said about me: "He widely propagates lies and slanders and the wildest kinds of misinformation against any critics of Sai Baba..." Therefore, Priddy called me a liar. There is your link, Kazlev. As one can see, Kazlev just sits back on his rump, makes alls sorts of demands and does not even lift one finger to do the research himself. Kazlev expects others to spoon-feed him links, comments and references because he is a lazy armchair critic. After supplying Kazlev with links, comments and references, he ignores them if they do not argue in his favor.

I have responded to what I consider Priddy's libelous comments against me on the following posts:

* Defamatory Attack One: Response 1
* Defamatory Attack One: Response 2
* Defamatory Attack One: Response 3

Even after spoon-feeding Kazlev with Priddy documented lies on Wikipedia, he totally ignored them. See the following documented lies from Robert Priddy on Wikipedia:

* Robert Priddy's Phony "Phone" Lies
* Robert Priddy Sticks His Foot In His Mouth Again
* Robert Priddy Literally Stumbles Onto The Scene
* Say What?
* Another Not So Priddy Lie Exposed
* Another Spiteful & Erroneous Lie
* Robert Priddy Lies About Lisa De Witt
* A Funny And Embarrassing Wikipedia Blunder
* Another Example Of Priddy's Poor Research

And let us not forget Priddy's vicious lie about Joy Thomas (not related to Wikipedia):

* Priddy's Shameless Lie About Joy Thomas

All the information that Kazlev demands is right there under his nose. Kazlev is up to his neck in water and cries out he is thirsty. There is no satsifying a "skimmer" who admitted he does not have the "time", "patience" or "inclination" to research my claims.

Alan Kazlev: As for the anonymity claim (Robert says you are, you say you aren't), well, honestly, it makes no difference to me personally whether you are or want to be anonymous, or whether you are who you say you are (as long as you don't slander others). On your page you make Robert out to be a liar for saying all this. But regarding this, Robert informed me that: "In a mail to Conny Larsson, he shows how Moreno used the IP 192.168.9.27 (PRIVATE no source available). This proves outright that he uses proxy IPs. This makes it impossible to prove definitively that he really is the author (as someone else could fake the mail content etc.)... not without a costly subpoena process. So what IS his real IP and why doesn't he give his details?"

I've already discussed this issue in depth with Kazlev, which forced Priddy to update his article (although it did not do any good because Priddy still continued with his pathological and wholly unsupported lies against me). Click Here to view my article about Conny Larsson's deception regarding my IP. I fully responded to this issue on my blogged post: Defamatory Attack Three: Response 3

Alan Kazlev: You like to advertise Robert Priddy's IP on your own website and also on Wikipedia, but it is not hidden, neither is his address, phone number or publications. Similarily I am open about my dealings, i use my real name on wikipedia, not a username, so people know it is me. If you want to private and secretive, that is fine, I have no problems with that, but don't then claim that those who report this are liars, or use your anonymity as a cloak to attack others. It does you no credit and undercuts what credibility you may otherwise have.

First of all, Kazlev needs to tell me where I "advertise Robert Priddy's IP" anywhere on my site? I am not aware of having done so, nor can I find any reference to it. Priddy's IP on Wikipedia is not "advertised" by me. It is advertised by Priddy himself because his IP is there next to any edits or comments he makes. My IP is also on Wikipedia. I have nothing to hide and never have.

Also, we do not know if Kazlev is truly being forthcoming about his identity or personal information. After all, Kazlev admitted that he changed his name (at least) twice. Furthermore, Kazlev does not provide his full name, full address or full phone number on his site. This must mean (using Priddy and Anti-Sai Activist's standards) that he is not who he claims he is and is using a fake identity. Too bad Kazlev cannot live up to the same standards he defends Anti-Sai Activists for using against me. Also, Priddy openly refused to divulge his phone number because he didn't want "unwanted disturbances". Priddy has two addresses listed on Anti-Sai Sites and no one knows whether they are genuine, fake or outdated. In other words, Priddy fails to divulge the same contact details he demands from me. Priddy also fails to demand the same contact details from Kazlev that he demands from me. Hypocrisy, clear and simple.

Alan Kazlev: What is worse are the double standards. While guarding your own privacy so carefully, you make all sorts of allegations about ex-devotees, including slurs and inuendos regarding their private lives, as well as outright and blatant lies; e.g. they are paedophiles, pornographers, associate with white supremacists, etc etc.

Anti-Sai Activists are to blame for making their private lives available on the internet. Anti-Sai Activists have showed no compassion for the "private lives" of Sai Devotees and Proponents. Kazlev would have known this had he researched the matter. Unfortunately, Kazlev told me (several times) that he has not researched this matter because he does not have the "time", "patience" or "inclination" to do so! The fact of the matter is that I have found shocking information that wholly undermines the alleged integrity and crediblity of Anti-Sai Activists. This is a fact and I have proof to back it up.

I never called anyone a "pedophile" or an "associate with white supremacists". Alan is being untruthful. Reinier Van Der Sandt admitted, out of his own mouth that:

Reinier Van Der Sant: "I found lots of kiddy porno-sites with very much child porn pics, but..., but... it was impossible for me to watch it for very long, because when I was clicking on an image to enlarge, other pages were popping up so fast on my computer screen, that I could not open such a site, in fact, all kiddy porno sites - as what I have seen of it - have multi pop up techniques, which makes it difficult for the kiddy porno watcher to watch easily...Only in the opening pages I saw some kiddy porn, when I wanted to continue and see more, I had to suscribe and/or pay...Internet kiddy porno can be obtained, I have to correct myself on what I was previously writing on this board, I have been looking for kiddy porn on the internet - NOT AS A CUSTOMER, BUT BECAUSE I WANTED TO FIND OUT WHETHER ONE CAN OBTAIN EASILY FILTHY KIDDIE PORNO!!!" (Refs: Original - Duplicate)

As one can see, my concern about Reinier's viewing of child pornogrpahy is entirely warranted. I challenge any parent to tell me otherwise. After reading these shocking comments from Reinier, I rightly expressed concern over pictures he took of a child sucking on a popsicle. Strange enough, Kazlev agreed with me.

As a matter of fact, Kazlev skimmed through some yahoo posts where Reinier was using the name "sloppyjoemoreno" and said (verbatim): "is it Reinier using your name? i tell you, glancing through those yahoo posts, it seems like this guy and his buddy Sai Exposed are a bunch of adolescent fuckheads". "Sai Exposed" is Sanjay Kishore Dadlani (the guy who Alan now defends). Kazlev also said of Reinier: "yep, he is one sick character alright... (the more one reads on all this, the dirtier one feels...ughh! Like swimming in a sewer)...i have to admit, the more i look into this guy the less i like him". Kazlev is now defending Reinier as well (talk about a flip-flopper).

When I emailed Kazlev about his erroneous claim that I accused Anti-Sai Activists of being "associated with White Supremacits", he responded by saying that I accused Barry Pittard with being "associated with White Supremacists" (a bold-faced and unscrupulous lie). It is exactly this type of poor research and inaccurate paraphrasing that wholly compromises Kazlev's integrity. These serious and inaccurate mistakes also support my contention that Kazlev "skims" through information and makes stuff up to suit whatever agenda he is trying to push. When it come down to the cold, hard facts, Kazlev is clueless and cannot factually support his comments with actual references taken in context.

Alan Kazlev: You claim "Robert Priddy is relating more scurrilous fabrications and gutter untruths against me under the guise of anonymity." But where is the proof of these assertions?

Here is the webpage in question. One will notice that this page is without a signature, is unattributed and does not have any external links. Therefore, it is anonymous. In it's original form, it was first published anonymously on the "angeltowns2.net/tanik" domain. After it was deleted for defamatory content by AngelTowns2 (I reported it), Priddy then moved the article to the exbaba site where it was deleted and again moved to his chello.no site. Priddy then duplicated it to his home.no.net/abacusa site where it remains to this day unsigned and unattributed. There is your proof Kazlev. What's the problem? Don't have the "time", "patience" or "inclination" to read my site and do the research for your yourself? I didn't think so.

Alan Kazlev: You wrote "Priddy's dirty and filthy websites". You use of such language is imho just more examples of slander (and more shadow projection) on your part.

This was already discussed on my Priddy's Primary Webpage Indexed On Porn Sites blogged article. Kazlev confuses personal opinion with "slander". If Kazlev doesn't like personal opinions, he should live alone and try to avoid people as much as possible. Oh yeah, he already does that (with a self-admission)!

Alan Kazlev: To cite another example, you posted the slander of Dr. Leo Rebello against Priddy on your website. That is an implicit endorsement of Rebello's statements and is I understand slanderous by law.

This is another poorly researched response from Kazlev. Where exactly did I get Rebello's "slander" from in the first place? I got it from Priddy's AngelTowns site! That's right, Priddy published all of Rebello's "slanderous" emails on a website that AngelTowns deleted for defamatory content. The site was online for almost a full year! Here is Rebello's complaint to AngelTowns against Priddy. As I stated before, I believe it is true that Rebello defamed Priddy and vice-versa. The only difference in their defamation war was that Rebello did not create a website defaming Priddy (whereas Priddy created a website defaming Rebello). And yes, the website belonged to Priddy. As a matter of fact, Priddy's past comment about Rebello (in which he claimed the AngelTowns site as his) can still be viewed online: Reference.

Alan Kazlev: Your allegations about Priddy on porn sites are unverified, and hence defamatory and slanderous. How do we know that someone (I wonder who?) has used his website title in signing up for those sites?

This is another poorly-researched comment from Kazlev. I already blogged about this issue in my article Priddy's Primary Webpage Indexed On Porn Sites. I screen-captures 4 google pages containing 7 sexually explicit sites that listed Priddy's webpage. Even Lisa saw these sites when they were up. Kazlev's claim that my allegations are "unverified" is untrue. Therefore, it is not "slander" as he contends.

Alan Kazlev: You also say things like "Heil Priddy" and other similar slanderous language.

I said "Heil Priddy" because Priddy demanded that I divulge my full name, full address and full phone number (that he already has) or I am not who I say I am. However, when it came to Barry Pittard, Priddy said about his address, "one which any citizen has a right to keep private if he or she wishes". Therefore, I had a reason for saying what I did. I pointed out Priddy's double-standards and equivocation (Ref: See Last Post). Priddy demands one standard from me, yet exempts Anti-Sai Activists from the same standard. This is cultish, hypocritical and dictatorial. Therefore, my comment ("Heil Priddy") is not "slander". It is a personal sentiment used to highlight what I perceived to be a valid point.

Alan Kazlev: But where is the reference that Robert Priddy thinks this is justified? You try to smear him simply by his association with others whose statements and acts he is not responsible for. And what i find really emotionally immature is the way you try to ridicule him by using a ridiculous nickname, which to me shows only a spiteful attitude on your part. I have already mentioned on my website your use of this name to mock and ridicule. So haw can you claim respectability when you act like that?

This is yet another poorly-researched comment from Kazlev. Priddy accused me of posting images of a "pornographic kind" on my website, yet never complained about images of a "pornographic kind" published by Reinier Van Der Sandt and Sanjay Dadlani. The images I published were anonymously sent to me by "Premaperm". Since Priddy "smeared" me "by association", why can't I use the same standard with him? Kazlev demands a certain standard from me, yet cares less about the standards used by Priddy and Anti-Sai Activists. This points to Kazlev's bias and partisonship and where his loyalty lies.

Over the course of a year, Kazlev also accused me several times of using a "ridiculous nickname", being "emotionally immature", being "spiteful", employing "mock and ridicule" and having "adolescent childishness" for referring to Priddy as "Priddles". Kazlev (caring less for facts and more for judgmentalism) resorted to ad hominem attacks without even checking his facts. "Priddles" is a known name of Priddy's (that he divulged on former webpages, which have since been deleted). Only after repeating myself a couple of times did Kazlev finally confirm this fact with Priddy himself. Needless to say, Kazlev then changed his argument against me and then accused me for using a childhood name of Priddy. Kazlev was shamed once again for his poor research and tried to escape responsiblity by blaming me by using a different argument.

Alan Kazlev: You also make many unsupported assumptions and statements, for example, "I fully know the depth of corruption and decay prevalent among Anti-Sai Activists (Robert Priddy included)." This emotionalistic statement is again slanderous.

Alan is once again confusing personal opinion with "slander". I am perfectly entitled to my opinion about Robert Priddy, based on my research into his accusations (research Kazlev admitted he has never conducted himself). This statement, from Kazlev, is a perfect example on how he tries to twist "personal opinion" into "slander". If Alan does not like for others to have personal opinions, he should move to a communist country.

WIKIPEDIA REFERENCES:
Wikipedia References For This Article (read sections in green):
01 - 02 - 03

Related Blogs - Exposing The Exposers

2006-10-16T13:28:00.000-07:00

Related Blogs Exposing The Exposers:

* Sanjay Dadlani Exposed

* Dadlani References

* Robert Priddy Exposed

* Pub Avatar

* Tony O'Clery Exposed

* Om Sathya Sai Baba

M Alan Kazlev & Sanjay Kishore Dadlani

2006-10-16T13:05:00.000-07:00

Exposing Martin Alan Kazlev, webmaster for Kheper.net, the biased Anti-Sathya-Sai-Baba sympathizer.

It should come as no surprise that Alan Kazlev is not only a friend to Sanjay Kishore Dadlani, he also promotes, endorses and solicits Sanjay's defamatory blogs against Sathya Sai Baba and me. This from a guy who claims he is honest, truthful and does not believe in "slander".

Alan Kazlev is fully aware (and does not care) that Sanjay Dadlani has been fully exposed for his StreetBitches Blog, his Jesus Sex Fetish, his views on Child And Teen Pornography, his self-admitted Psychological Problems, his Disturbing Views About Women, his self-admitted Drinking Problems, his Satanic Inclinations, his Shocking Confessions, his Long And Established History As A Pathological Liar, his outward Denial Of His Own Hare Krishna Guru - Srila Prabhupada, his public Lie About Meeting Aghori Vimalananda, his Homoeroticism And Gender Confusion, his Inability To Keep A Girlfriend, his Pseudo-Devotee Posturing, his He-Man Inspired God Concept, his Lies About Being A Vegetarian, his weird claim that He Was Dying, his amusing Belief That Semen Can Be Sucked Up From The Testicles, Via The Spine, To The Brain and his Suicidal And Self-Injurious Statements.

When I emailed Alan about a claim that Sanjay indirectly attributed to him, I brought up Sanjay's Jesus sex-fetish and Alan responded by saying:

So what? What's the big deal? It's no different to nurses uniforms (Reference)

When I discussed Sanjay's pathological lies, ad hominem attacks and his racist, misogynistic, deviant, boot fetish and sleazy posts on his former killuminati blog, Alan responded by saying:

I have corresponded with him and my opinion of him is quite different And what's with this trip about sleaziness and fetishes? Are you some sort of moral guardian? (Reference)

Alan Kazlev thinks there is absolutely nothing wrong with racist and misogynistic comments.

Alan Kazlev thinks there is absolutely nothing wrong with Sanjay's pathological lies.

Alan Kazlev thinks there is absolutely nothing wrong with Sanjay's criminal behavior of stalking innocent teenagers, mothers and female Middlesex University students (in which he secretly took pictures up their dresses and under tables, labeled them "sluts" and "bitches" and posted over 300 sleazy pictures on a private blog along with illegal teen porn links)! Sanjay's behavior was even discovered by a good friend of his, whom Sanjay praised and eulogized on his Gaurasundra Blog.

*"No different to nurses uniforms"?
*"Are you some sort of moral guardian?"
These are the casual, unconcerned comments from someone who professes an admiration for honesty, spirituality and "integral transformation". Pathetic.

It has since come to light that Alan Kazlev is a grungy guy who loves to post and drool over images of a “pornographic kind” (according to Robert Priddy’s moral standards: Ref) and wrote two cyberpunk articles replete with filthy speech and sexually explicit material (Ref).

Alan Kazlev cares very little for the truth and rather have biased Anti-Sai Activists fill him in on their version of the "truth". When it comes to my version of the truth, Alan does not have the "time", "patience" or "inclination" to hear or research it!

Funny enough, Sanjay recently posted on his blog:

Sensible and rational people who are logical and down-to-earth do not believe in things like reincarnation, spirit possession, miraculous materialisations and the like.

That's right, "sensible", "rational", "logical" or "down-to-earth" people cannot believe Alan Kazlev because he believes in reincarnation, spirit possession, miraculous materializations and the like (including UFO's, aliens, alternate realities, cosmic redemption, planetary Buddhas, genuine avataric gurus, psychic powers, devas, Earth spirits, elementals, the occult and kundalini).

What more to say about these Anti-Sai nutters and sympathizers? They are a bunch of weirdo's who not only contradict themselves, they contract each other.

Alan Kazlev Scraps "Disrespectable Me"

2006-10-16T10:59:00.000-07:00

Exposing Martin Alan Kazlev, webmaster for Kheper.net, the biased Anti-Sathya-Sai-Baba sympathizer.

Alan Kazlev scrapped his former article about himself entitled, "disrespectable me" because he felt it was "puerile". I think Kazlev's former comments are illuminating, so I will duplicate it here:

Disrespectable Me

Hey I knew you'd come here first ;-)

Who wants 2 read a lot of respectable crap anyway?

Okay - first off - has it ever occured to you how many people on the Net are so frigging talented? Like, if you read some of the curriculum vitae, it's like they have a PhD in one subject and a Masters in another, know half a dozen different programming languages intimately, speak three languages fluently, have a license to drive four types of heavy vehicles, a pilot's license for two classes of aircraft, are really good at sport, work as a high level freelance consultant in ten different things each one much harder than you or I could do, have a well-adjusted family with whom they get on superbly, and are in a wonderful relationship with a wonderful lover. Not only that but it's obvious from their photo they're extremely handsome (if a male) or beautiful (if a female), and you can see they have a wonderful confident charsimatic personality to boot...

Yeah it just makes you wanna puke doesn't it?

Anyway I thought I'd write my own curriculum vitae. I would like to point out here that everything you read on this page is true. I'm not exagerating or making things up. Just so you know ;-)

Okay here we go...

Paid Regular Employment history: none
It is true that I got $40 for half a day's casual labour once. Another time I received $250 for an article on IRC romance that was published in a national newspaper some years ago. Once I did help a friend with some landscape gardening, but he never got paid so neither did I...
Recently, I have been hired on a casual basis as scientific consultant for Edugraphics. Very nice job, but it's only casual mind you...

Volunteer Work Employment History
this is no bullshit: I was given the sack from volunteer work! (I won't go into details, the less said about this sorry affair the better...)

Tertiary Qualifications:
B.A. major in philosophy
well I suppose I had to have something to show for 6 years of university life (almost everyone else got their degree in 3 years)

Driver's License
I did learn to drive once, many many many years ago, but I've absolutelty forgotten since. I'm pretty good on a bicycle though....

Programming Languages: none
I made a futile attempt to learn C many many years back. More recently I learned the basics of HTML, but only 'cos it's so easy even a child can do it. I still can't master (nor am I atm motiovated to learn) javascript, flash, or anything else fancy like that.

Languages spoken: English
For a while I started teaching myself Russian and got to the stage where I knew one or two words and could recognise most of the alphabet. I didn't keep it up and have forgotten most of it now. I keep meaning to stick up some foreign words on the inside of the dunny door so I can memeorise them, but I never do.

Overseas Travel:
I did spend 3 months travelling around India when I was much younger but because of my stutter plus my Australian accent no one there could understand me. Once I as in Bangalore (beautiful city btw) and I wanted to go to the Post Office so I hailed a taxi and I said (well, stuttered, whatever) "Post Office" and he said "what?" and I said "I want to go to the Post Office" and he said "where do you want to go?" and I said "to the porhhhst ahhhficceee!!!!" and this went on for quite a while, and finally he drove me miles and miles to some suburb I'd never been to (the name of which I suppose sounded something like "Porhhhstahhfiss") on the other side of Bangalore and dropped me off at the post office there (rather than at the local post office)

Sport
Actually my favourite sport is lying in bed in the morning. ;-)

Number of Projects Started
Too many to count

Number of those Projects actually completed
Too few to count

Love Life
Non-existent (too geeky? too intellectual? insufficient social skills? too eccentric?)

There now! No need to feel bad about your life! There's always someone as badly off as (if not worse than) you are! ;-)

Cheers :-)

*"Who wants 2 read a lot of respectable crap anyway?"
*"Yeah it just makes you wanna puke doesn't it?"
*"this is no bullshit: I was given the sack from volunteer work"
*"Paid Regular Employment history: none"
*"I keep meaning to stick up some foreign words on the inside of the dunny door so I can memeorise them, but I never do."
*"to the porhhhst ahhhficceee!!!!"
*"Number of Projects Started: Too many to count"
*"Number of those Projects actually completed: Too few to count"

"Puerile"? Umm...absolutely. lol

Martin Alan Kazlev: An Introduction

2006-10-16T07:59:00.000-07:00

Exposing Martin Alan Kazlev, webmaster for Kheper.net, the biased Anti-Sathya-Sai-Baba sympathizer.

MAJOR UPDATE:
It has since come to light that Alan Kazlev is a grungy guy who loves to post and drool over images of a "pornographic kind" (according to Robert Priddy’s moral standards: Ref) and wrote two cyberpunk articles replete with filthy speech and sexually explicit material. See:
Alan Kazlev - The Grungy Integral Philosopher

Alan Kazlev is the webmaster to Kheper.net, a site dedicated to (as Alan put it):

A new scientific and esoteric evolutionary paradigm concerning the nature of existence and its infinite metamorphoses, and the transformation of the Earth and the planetary consciousness to a post-singularity state of Supramental (Infinite Truth-Consciousness) divinisation.

Alan Kazlev describes himself as:

I'm an autodidactic metaphysician, esotericist and integral philosopher who has so far made a few pathetic attempts at Integral yoga, an armchair palaeontologist, futurist, science fiction writer and fan, worldbuilder, geek, and all round eccentric.

"All round eccentric" is right. Martin Alan Kazlev (formerly known as "Martin Katz" & "Martin Levin") believed, as a child, that he was from another planet. Kazlev currently claims that he was "exiled" (from which planet?) to Earth to help in the "spiritual transformation of the Earth".

Kazlev believes he reincarnated "sometimes two to three lifetimes in a century" and claimed that he recalls past lives as a "Polish Kabbalist", an "English gentleman-scholar, philosopher theologian and naturalist" and a "German Soldier who was killed early in World War II".

Kazlev has also been described as a "student" ("devotee" if you ask me) of Sri Aurobindo and speaks favorably and highly of (and compares himself with) the controversial Guru-figure Bubba Da Free John (aka Adi Da). On Kazlev's Integral Transformation Blog, he claimed that he follows the "Integral Yoga" system of Sri Aurobindo and the Mother and praised Aurobindo in no uncertain terms (Refs: 01 - 02).

Kazlev also believes that he has "human" and "non-human" sides that he distinguishes by using parethesis. I think it would be easier just to quote Alan Kazlev himself:

"I" (inverted commas, because it wasn't "I" the current personality; the personality is mortal, the Divine Soul puts on a new personality with each life) am an exile, an outsider and an alien to this world and this universe, "I" have been exiled here to help, in whatever small and humble way, in the spiritual transformation of the Earth. But unlike the gnostic mythos, there is no going back to "my" original home - "I" can only go forward. In almost every incarnation "I" have lived on the fringes of society, never quite fitting in, always contributing in some way or another. Where many souls take rest for centuries between lifetimes, recovering from the trauma and hardship of physical life, I have rished back in, keen to resume to work, sometimes two or three lifetimes in a century.

The human side of "me" never lived in "Atlantis" (regardless of whether Atlantis was on this Earth or some parallel reality) nor in Ancient Egypt (despite my affiliation with the Kheper motif). The earliest civilisation of which "I" have clear association was Ancient Rome, reflecting perhaps my martial ideal.

The non-human side of "me" has always been with the Earth, tracing and a part of Her transformations; I stilllove paleontology; it is the memory of the phylogeny of life on Earth. It is this life as a whole that will inherit the Divine, not just one arrogant species, H. sapiens, no, it is this life, the biosphere as a whole that will be transmuted to partake in the Supramental Transformation, the Divine Life on Earth.

I (this life, so no inverted commas) used to think in these previous lives "I" was alone (alone but not lonely), but I (due to limited experience, limited knowledge, and limited awakening) was mistaken, because "I" wasn't. There are many working for the Divine Victory, and two integral avatars who have blazed the trail. "I" was never alone. And "you" - in whatever path "you" take, were and are never alone either.

"I" had a life as a Polish Kabbalist in the late 18th/early 19th century; because of a wrong attitude (this person wasn't very spiritual) he died prematurely (perhaps late 30s???). Significantly, lots of Kabbalists seem to die at around 40 (Moses Luzzatto, Isaac Luria), so did Suhrawardi; in astrology this is the "Uranus transit"

In the next life (19th century) "I" was an English gentleman-scholar, philosopher theologian and naturalist,perhaps dorset way (where there are a lot of fossils in the cliffs, e.g. Lyme Regis); he seems to have lived off a comfortable fortune. He may have even travelled to India, a country "I" have a strong link to, and was greatly impressed by the experience. But he was not sufficiently considerate or sensitive in my dealings with another; he "played by the book", doing what he thought was right, but he should of listened to his Heart instead. I (personality in this life) know this because of my karma in this life.

In the next incarnation (early to mid 20th century), "I" was a German Soldier who was killed early in World War II. He was a big guy, but he abused his physical strength, and his ideology leaved a lot to be desired. But he was intelligent and thoughtful too. His last thought was "Next time I want to understand the meaning of things, how this came about".

It is said that one's thought at the moment of death determines one's next life time. Because of that, I (personality in this life) have dedicated this life to understanding. And also to growing spiritually, and working through "my" karma. "I" have gathered so much karma in so many lives, now is the time for it to be transmuted (Reference).

So how did I become involved with a person like Martin Alan Kazlev?

I first became aware of Alan and his website on June 27th 2005 when I noticed that Reinier Van Der Sandt (RVDS) created an attack page against Alan (calling him my "moronic friend") simply because Alan provided a link to my website. I emailed Alan about RVDS's attack page and about a comment that Alan made against me where he said:

note - while this site contains information of interest, it also includes material that is incorrect and - regarding Barry Pittard, a man who I have met and regarding whom I can vouch for his integrity - a slanderous lie

Click Here to view my article regarding Barry Pittard and my concerns regarding his anti-semitic and holocaust revisionist ties (a position I still hold to this day). As it turns out, Lisa DeWitt submitted my site-link to Alan. I did not submit my site-link to Alan, nor did I ask Lisa to.

In my email correspondence with Alan, it was apparent that he did not understand my position regarding Barry and Barry's articles appearing on the Adelaide Institute (A.I.) website. First of all, I never accused Barry of being an "anti-semite" or a "neo-nazi". Nor did I ever claim that Barry wrote anti-semitic material. However, I did say that Barry was an "anti-semitic sympathizer" and that he had "anti-semitic buddies". The reasoning for this is fully explained On This Page. In an e-mail, Alan said:

Were you to show me something Barry has written, in which he himself makes claims regarding revisionism, holocaust denial, anti-semitism etc (as opposed to headings tacked on the top of his appropriated material!), then i will revise my opinion (and send you an apology)

I reiterated my position, to Alan, saying that I never claimed that Barry wrote anti-semitic material. In another e-mail, Alan responded by saying:

that doesnt make him a neonazi...Really, my only criticism of your site is the neo-nazi accusation against Barry

Needless to say, I never accused Barry of being a "neo-nazi" (talk about speaking to a brick wall). So I knew immediately that Alan did not clearly understand my position regarding Barry and Barry's articles that appeared on the A.I. website. Unfortunately, Alan's lack of basic research into my articles and claims soon became apparent, and I found myself having to explain more and more to him (like a child). This was a futile task because Kazlev then confessed to me (more than once) that he did not have the "time", "patience" or "inclination" to research my claims!

Alan began defending Barry Pittard and soon thereafter began defending Robert Priddy and Sanjay Dadlani.

Just recently, I discovered that Alan created several webpages against me and I decided to respond, hence this blog. Let it be known that I did not start this fight. I created this blog after Kazlev created the following pages against me, began giving undue weight in favor of Anti-Sai Activists and had the audacity to play psychiatrist and implied that I have mental disorders. This from someone who has no credentials in the medical or mental fields whatsoever and who blathers about "love" and "letting go of hatred". Alan also blatantly lied about me and called Sathya Sai Baba my "guru", although I have repeatedly told him that I am not a devotee. See:

kheper.net/topics/gurus/Joe_Moreno.html
kheper.net/topics/gurus/allegations_against_Sai_Baba.html
kheper.net/topics/gurus/Anti-SaiBaba_deceptions.html
kheper.net/topics/gurus/Moreno_slander_against_Robert_Priddy.htm
kheper.net/topics/gurus/Sanjay.html
kheper.net/topics/gurus/abuse_of_wikipedia.html (under construction)
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