Licensed 2 Blog

Satria GTI police interceptor

2009-07-15T01:06:00.004+08:00

Now this is not your ordinary Waja/Wira used in the police force, since the police force has "upgraded" to the Helang Lancer so peeping into the older models would be interesting, wouldn't it?

In this post I shall write about the old GTI, man I was not aware the police force used it and have not seen the actual car yet.

Nevermind the power/handling, the livery and the bright paint scheme is enough to scare off the offenders!

Facelifted Viva

2009-07-13T04:26:00.005+08:00

If I have not notice it properly I would have mistaken it as a Livina. This looks grander than the old one, nice job P2! Perhaps another reason to increase the $$$?

Excitement

2009-07-10T02:18:00.003+08:00

In the next 24 hours I'll be in...

GayHell!!!

It's KL, or Kuala Lumpur, so toss out the erotic imagination among you dudes. Sadly though, I won't be visiting the red light districts...

Who says men are not alert?

2009-07-03T23:47:00.001+08:00

When they are gifted scanner...

French Connection

2009-07-01T23:46:00.009+08:00

Yup, between the French and the Malaysians.

I was reading The Star when I saw this.

Can't deny that this is a French beauty, I bet those who have driven it must have been charmed by its characteristics.

If you wetted yourself while driving these Frenchmobiles then you have no reasons to be ashamed of, partly because:

Just like the French chicks, they are hot but complicated who can give you the hardcore driving experience while giving you the electric gremlins.
Being topless means that driving in the tropical weather like Malaysia is a serious ordeal, where the sunlight shines directly into your genitals, triggering your pubic hair to sweat more!

Lame I know...

But then which manufacturer offers this much sex appeal for less? Even the prancing lion looks more of a humping lion...

Operasi Transformasi

2009-07-01T03:15:00.004+08:00

~*~* I have to walk with a limp in these few days *~*~

Seriously, my asshole was enlarged right after the finals, no special thanks to the topic called OR-GAY-NIC chemistry...

Alrittte, back to the topic, after being fucked in the ass by a few pens and pencils (and a bundle of papers too, if u wish), I was tagged along with a few buddies to watch the latest Transformers movie, the Revenge of the Fallen.

OKOK, I'll be more considerate enough not to spoil the fun for those who have yet to watch the movie. However, there's one sin I did while watching the movie.

No, I didn't wet the whole cinema with my semen when seeing Megan Fox's (.) (.)

The fact is, I SLEPT WHILE WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE!!! Thank god it's just a small part otherwise $$$ wasted.

Lesson learnt, never watch a movie after being fucked. The end.

Mas Selamat is safe now...

2009-06-28T21:43:00.002+08:00

Approved by SIRIM of course...

Picture speaks a thousand words

2009-06-24T04:26:00.000+08:00

For Sale

2009-06-20T15:23:00.002+08:00

CHEAP HEROIN FOR SALE! 100% PURE!!! (Substance turns into blue solution when tested hence it is called Bluemagic), nett weight: roughly 200-250 grams, processed to suit every washing machines...

Interested? Please leave a message at the comment section.

Facebook blunder

2009-06-19T07:52:00.003+08:00

I lol'ed when I saw this:

Hello? I'm a man, obviously I have one already!

Perodua Nippa

2009-06-18T13:55:00.006+08:00

Somehow the UK motorists can be some kind of the ruthless bastards who still prides on their rust bucket Mini.

When it comes to the practicality and durability, the Kancil wins. The old Mini is just a charming old lady who demands more sex (more breakdown la...) in the garage when asked to work. The Kancil, on the other hand, is a young hardworking clerk who puts in more effort on her work rather than on her sex life!

Look at what they did to our poor Kancil...
No offense though, the Mini can be a good car when maintained properly, but who needs a car like this when the cost of maintainance is higher than the Kancil? It would be inapropriate for those who prefer to travel from point A to B without much fuss.

But the Mini is a car full with character which can turn you on whichever mood you are having except one, being horny.

Anyway who on earth renamed it as Nippa? Sounds suspiciously like the nipple. If the Honda has the Fit, why not name it as Tit?

Now Jeremy Clarkson has a good reason to bash it again...

Facelifted Citra

2009-06-12T13:28:00.007+08:00

Seems that Naza is desperately trying to attack with their best weapons.

Since the launch of the Citra Rondo, the old Citra was cast aside and sold as a budget variant to fulfill the market demand, and also to ward off the unwanted threats post by the Asshole-ra (read: Exora) and the upcoming Perodua MPV.

This time the old Citra was given a new look.

The Citra used to spot a youthful design prior to the facelift, now they have given it a Hitler style moustache.

So here comes the politics, Hitler's totalitarian rule has affected the Malaysian carmaker called Nazi. In fact, the driver of the Nazi products was controlled by the car itself.

Driver : Eh, how come I can't stop my car ah...?

Car : No, I want to BANG the Myvi's ass...

Language mania

2009-06-12T00:03:00.002+08:00

When you enter an Australian university and stumbled into this:

Just to remind you that you are still in Malaysia, mangled engrish...

Curtin Eccentricity of Technology

2009-06-07T04:35:00.005+08:00

Found this while waiting for the last lab experiment:

Apparently Curtin has gone bonkers!

Nags

2009-06-06T20:33:00.004+08:00

AN Austrian woman was recently fined by a court for calling her son too often. According to a report, she telephoned him up to 49 times a day for two and a half years. Like, don’t some people know when to stop.

Now that's a feat.

So let's assume that she sleeps an average of 8 hours a day, one hour for showering/grooming, two hours for exercising and the other two for cooking/meal, I don't understand why would a fully occupied woman would rather waste her time calling 49 times a day, real stalker indeed.

Perhaps I could relate this situation between a parent and the college going children. You know, the usual nagging over the phone. As a result, my phone almost died for a few times, which is good actually :)

That's why some youngsters have hatched a few plans when they called up, but unfortunately some parents can't be easily fooled.

This can be a real pain in the arse when the parents of most youngsters are technological savvy, knowing that the child would not be listening over the phone, and created a facebook/twitter account as a "secondary" nagging device, pity those who is dumb enough to add 'em as friends, OUCH!

As for me, the usual nagging is lethal enough for a heart attack, knowing my parents, the unusually long speech can be as loud as a lion, with all of the hand gestures that is only comparable with a politician in a campaign, no wonder Adolf Hitler managed to rule Germany with a tight fist.

The only difference is that they don't have supporters.

Weird n Wacky

2009-05-27T00:44:00.014+08:00

I was browsing through the net and stumbled across the pictures.

Renault Avantime

Renault Vel Satis

They are undeniably French, well known for its reputation of producing the most weird and wacky designs in the motoring history. The Citroen DS (although designed by an Italian), or Goddess in English, stunned the world when launched in the 1955 Paris motor show. It's design uniqueness has made the cars of that day look dated.

And yet they have done it again, this time with the Renault Avantime and the Vel Satis. However, there is only one word I can describe about the cars : beautiful.

Just like the Italians, despite their out-of-the-box design philosophy, they have the charm to "seduce" the motoring freak like me, that's why they named Paris the most romantic city in the world.

Slow and steadily this design bug has infected the other manufacturers too, this time the BMW. I think Adrian van Hooydonk must have been having sleepless nights on how to un-bangle the design by removing some wacky stuff from the cars, but he has missed a point that you'll see later.

This requires lotsa male testerone you know...

Kiss and say goodbye to my singlehood

2009-05-23T02:47:00.002+08:00

After months of denying, I'm gonna say goodbye to my singlehood, as I couldn't resist the temptation of having a GF. Not even my closest friend knew about it.

We had a good time together, together as in TOGETHER.

She is as pale as an angel, slim and not to mention that she's complicated.

Behold...

... the organic chemistry paper!

Oh yeah... We had a good fucking time together, not using my dick but my brain instead!

That's why I looked like Dexter after just a few hours of practising.

But somehow I admire some lecturers (ahem ahem) who managed to keep their youthful appearance after years of studying chem!

Tesla model S not ASS

2009-05-15T00:58:00.016+08:00

Tesla motors has revealed its attractive model S a few months back.

You see, when you take a few good design elements as inspiration you'll design a handsome looking car like the model S, so handsome that it could be mistaken as a Jag, Maserati, or even an Aston!

With the maximum 300 mile range per charge and the breath taking acceleration (0-100kph in 5.6 seconds), it's gonna be a serious contender along with the Germans.

One major advantage on choosing an electric car is : no oil change, no transmission fluid, no clutch, no poor oil/air mixture, no emission and certainly no knocking sound from the engine or whatsoever. The only thing you have to do is plug it in your garage overnight and wala, no more petrol station visits!

Geez... sounds like a car that is meant for Bill Gates, everything is all about plugging-ins, no more turbo-lag or the lovely superchager whinning sound. The future is bleak, coz this generation of jocks is gonna become extinct, no more tough looking mechanics with black oil stains in his fingernails, only to be replaced by the pimple faced IT nerd to repair your car. So beware jocks, nerd rules ye'know?

Okok, back to the topic. I was wondering how the 5-2 seating position works, kinda unique for a conventional looking sedan, maybe there are two seats mounted behind the driver/front passenger seats? Unique unique...

And lastly, why did they named it as Tesla? Tesla Motors is named for electrical engineer and physicist Nikola Tesla, best known for his contributions in the field of electricity and magnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Yup, you heard it right, nerd rules!

I'm innocent

2009-05-08T03:48:00.003+08:00

Sometimes I'd like to blog immediately on my thought that rushes into my mind from the nowhere.

In this case, upon reading from Vagus' post, I was wondering that being an Asian can be as innocent as a 5 year old, especially to those who's from the traditional Asian upbringing, like you and me.

My first encounter of the semi-nude girls is when I was travelling in Majorca, where the girls were wearing the scantily clad bikinis. Worse still, showing off their boobies (who cares if my parents are reading this, it's a God's gift afterall)!

That was a shocking yet thrilling experience for me.

Anyway don't worry girls, I'm not a pervy so please don't run away, and I'm no Father either...

Spam

2009-05-03T19:34:00.000+08:00

You know, owning a phone can be a real pain in the arse experience sometimes.

Paying the phone bill is a disastrous task when you are living away from your family, especially when you are from the middle class family, that's why I don't call back as often as I did before.

But the billing problem is just a tip of an iceberg.

What frustrates me a lot is the unknown sms-es/calls that provide services that is totally irrelevant to the users.

Numerous complaints were sent to the major publications in Malaysia but no avail.

Seems that the authorities are turning a blind eye against this issue? Well maybe, but at least The Star has published a report on the issue.

So lets just hope that the offenders are brought to the court, skin their asses up and let them feel how's the pain in the arse feels like.

Last but not least, selling our details for just a mere 10 sen? C'monlah, we ain't that cheap you know...

Ride of Death

2009-04-29T13:31:00.001+08:00

When you hop into a bus usually you'll get a ticket like this :

With a super bumpy + noisy ride, exhaust fume pumping into the air conditioning system I think I'll appreciate RapidKL more.

Mind you, the noisy level in the cabin was beyond description, so I've taken a video while I'm still in there.

Even the driver was Kitaro.

So Mr Kitaro, would you mind compose a nicer music for us? Or maybe the grinding engine sound is your new piece of work?

Truly a ride of death.

Fun Fun Fun!

2009-04-24T01:53:00.000+08:00

Had a pub brawl just now.
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As if...

We were having a friendly futsal match in the campus and man, it was a hell lot of fun, and I got kicked in the face with Gab's ball, OUCH!!!

But somehow I don't understand that why our opponents have to put their asses up in the air when the match starts.

Well it does make sense too, in sports action is more important than words, so I can assume that they are saying this :

But that comes with the price, OUCH!!! (again)

FACELIFT!!!

2009-04-23T04:22:00.000+08:00

Finally got a new facelift for my good ol' blog, at least this is neater than the old cluttered one.

I'd prefer the black templates with some colour contrasts in it, but the freakin' HTML codes are messin' around my bloody big head! Even with this new one is a half-baked product, nevertheless this is not the last one and I'll update as frequent as I could.

Wish me luck.

Good Friday

2009-04-17T16:20:00.000+08:00

After ditching my blog for a long long time, I've decided to jump-start it (again?).

This post dates back to the last Good Friday, so a lil' bit of sight seeing may be helpful to kill off my time.

As usual, we went to Imperial and Bintang plaza first, nothing new there (apart from the newly renovated stupidly designed narrow lanes in the parking lot).

OK, enough complains.

So we went to the Grand Old Lady, the first oil rig in Malaysia, it's located on the Canadian Hill, where Zim's heart pounding car was attracting a lot of attention.

No wonder I felt so high after that lah, thank you very much.

From left to right : Berty, Zim, Dev

Below : taken from Marina bay

Three musketeers planning to raid a... restaurant?

PS : many thanks to Zim for the pictures and his heart-pounding ride.

Crazy rider

2009-03-30T02:15:00.000+08:00

This is why I was not allowed to own a bike...

Darn you!!!