Abhishek's Den

My office twitter board

2010-01-03T19:43:00.001-08:00

Goa :)

2009-12-27T11:14:00.001-08:00

Fadtare misal at kolhapur

2009-12-25T20:36:00.001-08:00

This is how i started my day

2009-12-10T18:25:00.001-08:00

Gomantak @ Vashi

2009-12-09T01:40:00.001-08:00

To
SeaFood Lovers

Famous Gomantak, Dadar has opened a branch in Vashi,

Location : Behind Petrol Pump,Near Gaodevi Temple, Vashi

Bon Apetite

Just came to office, greeted with this on my Desk

2009-11-29T19:45:00.001-08:00

Thanks Buddies....You made my day....

Domain Forwarding with Sify

2009-11-24T05:24:00.000-08:00

I am writing this article to help all the poor souls,who registered their domain name with Sify and dont know how to forward their domain.

Objective: I have a domain name with sify AbraKaDabra.Pom (dont try) , I want people to redirected to my blogger page. And possibly without changing the URL name.

i.e. my url is showing AbraKaDabra.Pom but contents shows AbraKaDabra.blogspot.com

Problem here is that,Sify cannot show CNAME settings unless the nameserver is pointing to sify. So if u make any changes pointing to any other host service,then you need to revert to following settings

Primary Name Server		pdns.sify.in
Secondary Name Server		sdns.sify.in

Once you change this settings, DNS zone record, and will give u option to change

1.A
2. CNAME
3. FORWARDURL
4.MX

Well thats all,
Hope this will help,

Durga puja in mumbai local train

2009-09-28T04:24:00.001-07:00

Ghansoli Nerul Panvel train timing (as of 25th sep 2009)

2009-09-25T04:24:00.001-07:00

My trick photography

2009-09-20T07:57:00.000-07:00

Canon EOS Rebel,Zoom pic for camera setting..Clicked using Remote Capture...Camera On Tripod,Left Hand clicking keyboard,Right hand balancing Laptop :-)

Aluwadi

2009-09-03T07:26:00.001-07:00

Ajun garam aahe

Upper deck

2009-07-29T04:00:00.001-07:00

Only in Matheran, the passenger sits with his legs on both side of gearbox

2009-06-27T07:40:00.001-07:00

temp post

2009-06-10T00:20:00.001-07:00

If you want to disable selection of only locked cells and not the whole sheet:

1. Select all cells in the sheet and uncheck "Locked" in Format | Cells | Protection Tab
2. Select only the range of cells you want to make readonly but this time check "Locked"
3. Now protect the whole sheet (with/without a password) and uncheck "Select locked cells"

2009-05-05T09:35:00.001-07:00

New India 10 rupee coin

2009-04-10T05:08:00.001-07:00

New Indian 10 rupee coin.

Am not sure whether its a right move.....

Economist know it better

Height of Cost Cutting

2009-01-20T04:20:00.000-08:00

I am just in awe by the people who come up with innovative ideas to bring down the cost.

This is the latesht, i discovered in my office.

Coffe Cafe Day Vending machines are reprogrammed. The "Milk" button is disabled.
So the "Aam janta" cant add extra milk in their cappuccino.
And no Tea with extra "dudh marke" for us :-)

But we are smarter than those paachavi paas. We got the trick.

We press the Tea Button, after intial hot water and Tea mix, we get "Dudh dudh" wonderful dudh.
You need to learn the art of putting the Cup just when the water/tea mix gets drained and milk start to flow...

Smart...isnt it....

I love morons

2009-01-17T20:19:00.002-08:00

ईक लो इस तरह क्युं बुझी मेरे मौलाह...

2008-12-14T03:30:00.000-08:00

I dont want this wound to be healed. We cant move ahead without taking a decisive action.
And this song will always remind us the braves soldiers
Jai Hind!

Sung by :Shilpa Rao
Music: Amit Trived
Movie :Aamir

गर्दिशोंमे रेहती,रेहती गुजरती़,

जिंदगी आहें कितनी.......
ईनमेसे एक है,तेरी मेरी आखरी,
कोई एक जैसी अपनी.....

पर खुदा खैर कर,ऐसा अंजाम किसी,
रुहको ना दे कभी यहाँ........
गुंच्छा मुस्कुराता एक, वक्तसे पेहले क्युं,
छोड चला तेरा येह जहाँ...

ईक लो इस तरह क्युं बुझी मेरे मौलाह....
ईक लो जिंदगी की...मौलाह....

धुप के उजालेसे,औंसके प्यालेसे....
खुशीयां मिले हमको.........
ज्यादा मांगा है कहा,सरहदें न हो जहाँ....
दुनियां मिले हमको.........
पर खुदा खैर कर,उसके अरमान क्युं,,,
बेवजह हो कोई कुरबान.......
गुंच्छा मुस्कुराता एक, वक्तसे पेहले क्युं,
छोड चला तेरा येह जहाँ...

ईक लो इस तरह क्युं बुझी मेरे मौलाह....
ईक लो जिंदगी की...मौलाह....

Gardishon Mein Rehthi,
Rehthi Guzar Thi
Zindagi Aahein Kithni
In Mein Se Ek Hai,
Teri Meri Aakhari
Koi Ek Jaisi Apni..

Par Khuda Kheir Kar Aisaa Anjaam Kisi Rooh Ko Na De Kabi Yahaan..
Gujha Muskuratha Hai Kyun Waqth Se Pehle Kyun Chodd Chala Tera Ye Jahaan

Ek Lau Is Tharah Kyun Bhuji Mere Maula
Ek Lau Zindagi Ki Maula

Ek Lau Is Tharah Kyun Bhuji Mere Maula
Ek Lau Zindagi Ki Maula

Dhoop Ke Ujaale Si, Puns Ki Pyaale Si, Khushiyan Mile Humko..
Zyada Manga Hai Kahaan, Sarhadein Na Ho Jahaan, Duniya Mile Humko..
Par Khudha Kheir Kar, Uske Armaan Mein Kyun Bewaja Ho Koi Kurbaan..
Gujha Muskuratha Hai Kyun Waqth Se Pehle Kyun Chodd Chala Tera Ye Jahaan

Ek Lau Is Tharah Kyun Bhuji Mere Maula
Ek Lau Zindagi Ki Maula

[ Ek Lau Is Tarah Kyun Song Lyrics @http://www.hindilyrix.com ]

Ek Lau Is Tharah Kyun Bhuji Mere Maula
Ek Lau Zindagi Ki Maula..

Ek Lau Is Tharah Kyun Bhuji Mere Maula
Ek Lau Zindagi Ki Maula

Ek Lau Is Tharah Kyun Bhuji Mere Maula
Ek Lau Zindagi Ki Maula

Ek Lau Is Tharah Kyun Bhuji Mere Maula
Ek Lau Zindagi Ki Maula

Ek Lau Is Tharah Kyun Bhuji Mere Maula
Ek Lau Zindagi Ki Maula

Enough is Enough..

2008-12-14T02:36:00.000-08:00

Cricketing ties with pakistan.....

"Sports,Culture should not be mixed with politics"

But its not politics which is happening. Its massacre of Indians.
Pakistan is our enemy. We need to declare that.

No need to get sentimental here. The so called forward minded people will support continuing cricket ties, the modi's will support it as they dont want to be penalized by ICC for cancellation for tour.

Me being an Indian saying, i don't want any "good show" ties with pak.

We look morons that after so much happened, we are going and playing cricket with them.
We did that after kargil,kandahar...But now no more...

Enough is Enough..

God please send me superman. Batman or hanuman

2008-12-09T05:28:00.001-08:00

Please get me out of this powai traffic.

50-50-90 Theory applies to marriages too......

2008-12-02T07:20:00.000-08:00

Andy Rooney once famously said, "Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

You said it Man....And if anyone ask you to prove this, point a finger to me.......

I am the best person to prove the thought right.... I am living with the quote since i entered this world........

Me: Will it happen?
Girl: May be or May be not...But we will try our best...
Me : What if it doesnt turn our way..
Gril : Dont be a pessimist...Glass is half full..
Me: Hmmm...50-50% chance....

And i am single again.....

Wish you all the happiness in life..God Bless...

My Art

2008-11-27T16:35:00.000-08:00

Big Boss Season 3, My prediction

2008-11-22T03:55:00.000-08:00

Big Boss is nonsense reality TV show.
We all have just witnessed the great escape of the 4 participant.

I am sure everything is scripted. Rahul mahanjan is not a fool to take such action where he was definitely a sure shot winner.

But he has been used as a card. Channel knows that he is TRP card. The show has almost towards the end, They used rahul mahajan for TRP. Now they dumped him.

Same way they User Rakhi Sawant for one such pathetic reality show.

But here is slight twist. My sixth sense tells me that Rahul Mahajan will be "allowed
" to participate in Big Boss Season-3 and will provide the much needed sticky eyeballs to the channel.

He might be winner there or again kicked out in final stages.

Everyone is winning in the game. So no one will complain..

Its a showbiz...All's fair......

Excel Function to find actual usage for Triband 850NU plan

2008-11-18T03:32:00.000-08:00

Hello Friends

I am the unfortunate soul who is thrown in the wild “alcatel” servers. :-)

MTNL Web Portal does not give me exact value of my usage and add the night surfing usage in my “ Accounted Volume”

Big wise man says download CSV and maintain an excel sheet to identify the actual usage. But it’s a headache, so I have written a function which will help me get the actual usage.

My programming skills are RIP with DODO, so please excuse me if you don’t find it useful.

So here are the steps to make ur life bit easy.

Step 1 : “Bolo MTNL Triband ki Jai”
Step 2 : Repeat step one 5 times.
Step 3 : Login to MTNL Web Self Care.
Step 4 : Select following options
View Type : Details
Select : Date Wise
Step 5 : Hit “Download as csv”
Step 6 : Store the csv (CDREntries.csv)
Step 7 : Open the CSV in excel.
Step 8 : Click M2, press = and copy formula
IF(((TIMEVALUE(MID(B2,13,9)) + TIMEVALUE(MID(C2,13,9)))<(TIMEVALUE("08:00:00")*2)),0,1)*K2
(For all you geek friends, the formula is simple,do write me if want explaination)
Press Enter
If the usage is inbetween happ hours (between 12 to 8), M2 will become zero else It will show the actual usage.

Step 9 : Copy the formula from cell M2 and paste it in remaining M$ column
( You can click Shift+Ctrl+End to select the column)

Step 10 : Hurrah , you got all the actual usage.
Step 11: Now you can write the sum function or just select the entire M Column to see the sum of usage on the footer bar.
Step 12: Say thanks to me :-)

Disclaimer : This function is written just to make our life better , with no commercial purpose. Its release under GNU public license, and I am not responsible if anything goes wrong with it or the data is inaccurate.
This information CANNOT be used to sue MTNL in court of law. :-)
MTNL Rocks!!!!!!!!

(I will try to modify the code and make it a one click operation. So keep visiting this place...)