Sadr movement ... MP Uqayl Abdul Husain ... maint...

2008-10-05T07:10:00.000-04:00

Sadr movement ... MP Uqayl Abdul Husain ... maintained that given the recent successes of the Iraqi army in subduing local militias, Iraq did not even need US troops any more and thus the agreement is superfluous. (That is rich; the successes of the Iraqi army were against the Mahdi Army, the paramilitary of the Sadr Movement!)

[1] Let the record show that the successes in question have been conceded at Ann Arbour. No more clinical ‘denial’ of the titanic accomplishments of Petræo-McNamaran COIN.

[2] About ‘rich’: M. ‘Abd al-Husayn strikes this keyboard as quite a promising sign. The former ‘Iráq does not exactly abound in Western-style political competence, yet here is one indig who has managed to learn more from U.S. politics than the extremist GOP’s hormone-based smash-and-grab.

A-H has learned the Yankee grab-the-credit maneuver. I daresay he has not yet mastered it perfectly, but then, full perfection at grab-the-credit is a very exalted mark here in the holy Homeland. We have recently seen a sort of orgy of it in conjunction with the Goldman Sachs Relief Act of 2008 .

Cognoscenti who prefer highest quality grab-the-credit despite limited quantity will think of Senator Joseph Biden’s performance on "Meet the Press," 7 September 2008. A world that would have been astounded if anybody was paying attention to occupied ex-‘Iráq any longer was informed that the above-mentioned titanic accomplishments were due, on the military side, to the GOP geniuses havin’ finally stumbled their way into the Obáma Plan. On the political side, it is naturally -- ta-DAH! -- THE BIDEN PLAN [*] that has created the present happiness of the Mesopotamian provinces. [**]

Talk about ‘rich’!

Happy days.

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[*] President Emeritus L. Gelb is the victim of a minor and peripheral credit grab also.

In the other direction, poor M. al-Málikí did maybe get a tiny slice of recognition, of course at the expense of Sen. Obáma rather than of Sen. Biden: "We're about to get a deal from the president of the United States and Maliki, the head of the Iraqi government, that's going to land on my desk as chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee saying we're going to set a timeline to draw down our forces. The only guy in America out of step is John McCain."

[**] "THEY'RE DOING WHAT BARACK OBAMA HAS SUGGESTED ... THEY'VE SIGNED ON TO BARACK OBAMA'S PROPOSAL ... IT IS DE FACTO EXACTLY WHAT I SAID ... THEY'RE DOING THE THINGS I SUGGESTED"

Pardon my upper case. As it happens, I had already marked up the most egregious grab-the-credit bits in a copy of the transcript. Anybody with a taste for the H. L. Mencken or "Tammany Nietzsche" side of American politics ought to savor every word of it.

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