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Comics that are about me for 500

2009-07-05T12:29:00.004-05:00

The King

2009-07-02T15:55:00.001-05:00

Chicken salad is the king of sandwiches, and don't even try to argue with me.

Excellent news, or, Father's Day part 2

2009-06-28T22:12:00.003-05:00

Today my aunt told my sister that when my dad was 10, he drew the Batman logo onto a round piece of glass and stuck it on a flashlight so that it flashed the Batsignal.

About an hour ago, my sister and I called my dad and this story is now CONFIRMED.

Annie are you okay?

2009-06-25T20:26:00.000-05:00

So MJ's dead, and my immediate reaction was.... what? A blankness. I'm not sure how I feel, or what I think. I feel a general sadness at death, but nothing deep. It's been a strange day.

Happy Father's Day

2009-06-21T10:20:00.001-05:00

I must have been... 8 or 9. I admitted out loud to my dad that I kind of wanted the new Kriss Kross album. My dad stopped what what he was doing, looked me straight in the eye, and said "That's garbage."

Thanks, dad.

Keeping fit, having fun

2009-06-17T21:24:00.001-05:00

On a lighter note, I met Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod today. I told them they are a Canadian treasure.

Sometimes, you need to pull a Will Smith.

2009-06-17T21:22:00.003-05:00

I don't like to get too political on here. But seriously?

'Raising children properly' requires stay-at-home parent: Alberta minister

Haaayyy-ell no.

M.B.

2009-06-15T19:18:00.001-05:00

I can't think of anything else to record on my album past the first song... ideas? (Serious ideas only, as much as I would love to put a cover of Prince's Batdance.)

Hot mess

2009-06-14T10:37:00.002-05:00

Sometimes when I cycle, I get off my bike at a red light and run to hit the pedestrian walk button so that the light will change faster. I did that yesterday, but I hit the button at the wrong angle, and so hard, that my hand hurt for the rest of the day and now has a huge bruise. Earlier that day, I messed up a grilled cheese sandwich.

the best of us can find happiness in misery.

2009-06-08T21:11:00.001-05:00

Well, I've fallen hard for Fall Out Boy. At this rate, no one should be concerned about my complete ignorance of Radiohead, who I'm scheduled to start liking in my mid-40s.

Vegas throwback

2009-06-03T20:24:00.002-05:00

When I was in Vegas a few months ago, I filled out a card in a store to get a free Nylon magazine sent to my address. I doubted it would work, me living in Canada and all, but today I received a copy of the July 2009 issue with Karen O on the cover. Neat! Addressed to my middle name, just like I filled out. I totally recommend using your middle name in instances where you think your name and contact info may be sold or otherwise passed along.

As if you could outrun it.

2009-05-31T08:56:00.003-05:00

Recipe for a successful RPattztival:

How to Be
Harry Potter and the Gobbo of Fire
Twilight
lots of snacks
amazing friends with dirty, dirty mouths

I love you guys.

Exercise credits

2009-05-24T11:41:00.001-05:00

www.marriedtothesea.com

Work emails

2009-05-21T18:04:00.001-05:00

*explanation of work problem*

L: "What would James T. Kirk do?"

H: "Kirk would have sex with everyone, and then pilot the Enterprise to safety at the last second. Spock would assist."

L: "I need Kirk to help me with this. He would definitely have sex with the answer. Especially if it was green."

don't judge me

2009-05-18T17:44:00.001-05:00

*phone click*

HMVKP: "HMV Kildonan Place"
H: "Hi, do you have the Twilight DVD in stock?"
HMVKP: "Yes we do, we have lots of copies!"
H: "How much is it?"
HMVKP: "$19.99"
H: "...Okay, I'm coming to buy it right now... DON'T JUDGE ME"
HMVKP: *giggles*

fakeout

2009-05-16T21:05:00.002-05:00

It seems like just yesterday I found out Buscemi was a fake... probably because it was yesterday. Aww.

To boldly go...

2009-05-14T20:28:00.001-05:00

It's a fact

2009-05-11T20:22:00.001-05:00

It's a fact: if you have too many hobbies, you will neglect most of them.

Glory Pants

2009-05-08T18:22:00.002-05:00

There is a hole in my heart.

Why did Steve Buscemi delete his Twitter? I didn't even have the chance to get someone with a Twitter to tweet him a photo of the jeans that I screen-printed his face onto.

I am... doll parts

2009-05-07T18:05:00.002-05:00

Taken at another waste disposal ground:

Fortunate

2009-05-06T19:39:00.003-05:00

Had a fortune cookie on Monday with not one, but 3 fortunes:

Someone is watching you from afar.

Edward?

You will soon gain something you have always desired.

EDWARD?

Your lucky number for this week is nine.

What?! What a rip-off. They already give you lucky numbers on the back...

Home sweet home / Christmas fun

2009-05-05T18:34:00.004-05:00

Taken at a waste disposal ground (aka "the dump") in rural MB a few days ago.

Reasons people hate Twilight

2009-05-04T18:35:00.001-05:00

NPG

2009-05-04T06:45:00.000-05:00

No, not New Power Generation - this is a note to J that they extended the Northeast Pioneers Greenway all the way to McI! (This is in lieu of me not responding to your letter yet.)

Blog!

2009-05-01T18:55:00.002-05:00

Blog! I've missed you! I'll try my best not to ever break you again.

(For those unaware, I maxed out my monthly bandwidth limit due to rampant Twilight macro and animated gif posting. I'll be more careful now.)

About a year ago, I got a letter from my bank pre-approving me a ginormous credit line, $10G or something insane like that. I didn't partake, because I didn't want it. Today, I got a letter from my same bank with a fabulous offer that I bring my proof of salary down to the bank because I could potentially qualify for a line of credit. Oh, how times have changed.