tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-340051682009-10-25T16:04:34.245+08:00mga alaala sa alapaapsince 2006dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.comBlogger159125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-15367202385432526662009-10-25T14:23:00.004+08:002009-10-25T15:08:52.156+08:00boxing trilogy (Prequel)<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dumating ako sa bahay, dame nagiinuman sa baba ng bahay.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sa pagod, di na ko uminom kahit pinapatagay ako, umakyat na lang ako sa kuwarto.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >lumipas ang oras, umulan, tumigil at hanggang sa matapos ang mga nagiinuman sa baba ng bahay.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >hindi ako makatulog, bumaba ako at nakita ko na may apat pang bote na natira..</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >walang yelo, kaya naman bumili pa ako ng yelo sa labas at yosi na din.. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bago ako lumabas ng bahay nakita ko si pacman nakahiga dun sa sofa na gawa sa kawayan.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >yayayain ko sanang uminom kaso inisip ko na lasing na kaya di ko inistorbo,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bumili na ako ng yelo at nakabalik na sa bahay,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sinisimulan ko nang uminom nang dumating ang pinsan kong galing trabaho sa 7-11,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >(ang trabaho kung saan apat na oras lamang ang duty?)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >simula ka bumilang sa alas-siete!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >8, 9, 10, 11.. mula 7 hanggang 11.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >apat na oras.. hehe</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nagiinuman na kameng magpinsan, tapos ginising niya si pacman,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sabi ko wag na niya gisingin pero makulit din pinsan ko kaya't ginising na niya.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >akala ko naman lasing na si pacman,<br />hindi niya din pala naabutan yung mga nagiinuman kanina,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nagkataon lang na dun siya nakatulog sa amin...<br />kaya sabay-sabay lang kameng iinom..<br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >inuman na kameng tatlo, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kwentuhan,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >tawanan,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >konting asaran,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pero madalas ang kwento nakatutok kay pacman.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >mabilis kasi malasing tsaka makulit..</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sabi ni pacman samin, mayaman na daw sana siya kung di siya nagbibeerhouse.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >yung mga kinikita niya daw kasi minsan sa pagpipintura ng kotse eh dinederetso</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >niya sa beerhouse...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nakwento niya din nung bagong salta siya sa maynila..</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nakwento niya samin yung 1st time niyang sumakay ng escalator,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >at siya'y nataranta ng husto sa pagsakay dito.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nakwento niya samin kung paano siya unang uminom sa drinking fountain,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >at imbes na sa bibig pumasok ang tubig, pumasok sa ilong niya.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nabitin kame sa apat na bote kaya naman bumili pa kame ng dalawang red horse mucho.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >tuloy ang inuman, maskumulit ang mga kwentuhan... </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >wala kameng pulutan kaya mabilis ang amats...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >malapit-lapit na matapos ang inuman, medyo tumahimik ng konti..</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >napagod kakakwento, kakatawa...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >biglang bumanat si pacman!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: naniniwala ka sa multo?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: hindi, wala pa akong nakikita eh..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: may multo diyan, (sabay turo sa pintuan ng banyo namin)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kinilabutan ako konti, pati yung pinsan ko...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sabi ko sa sarili ko, may mga tao nga sigurong may third eye.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: di nga? may multo diyan???</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: gusto mo kausapin ko eh?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >biglang tumayo si pacman at pumunta sa pinto ng banyo,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kaso paliko-liko na yung lakad niya...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >biglang nagsalita mag-isa, kala mo may kinakausap eh wala naman...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: pasensya na po kayo, ngayun lang po ako iinom ulet... ngayon lang.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >tawa kame ng tawa ng pinsan ko, </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: hayup ka pacman, matatakot na sana ako eh... lasing ka!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: hinde, kausap ko biyenan ko.. simula kasi nung namatay yun lagi ako sinusundan.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: eh bakit ka naman susundan nun?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: pinagbabawalan akong uminom...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >hindi ko talaga kinaya si pacman, nalasing din ako kaya nauna na akong umakyat at natulog.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >naiwan silang dalawa ng pinsan ko na umiinom hanggang sa matapos.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kinabukasan...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nasa sahig na si pacman nakahandusay, </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >binilangan,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bumangon,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >at nagtanong..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: bakit kaya ako nahulog sa higaan?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: tinulak ka ng biyenan mo...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: ha?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: may naisip akong sideline manny,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: ano yun?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: pag may mga taong gustong kumausap sa mga patay nila pwede ka nila lapitan!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pacman: lasing lang ako gago...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-1536720238543252666?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-35182171181157005992009-10-17T12:26:00.002+08:002009-10-17T12:35:15.539+08:00boxing trilogy (special report)<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/REJTdxSH6nw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" 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src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XuthMiyqiBk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-3518217118115700599?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-87039544172383817952009-10-06T21:46:00.005+08:002009-10-06T22:29:10.196+08:00paraiso<div style="text-align: left;"><img style="width: 615px; height: 723px;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/bleach-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >buhay probinsya, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >1991,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >fishpond, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kasama ang aking kuya at mga pinsan,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >panahong maliit pa ang aking alaga at ako'y mataba.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-8703954417238381795?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-13127900031533967052009-09-20T20:41:00.007+08:002009-09-20T22:41:59.354+08:00cheesy<div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">madilim na at pagkatapos ng mahabang araw, </span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">nakauwi din ako at bago ako pumasok ng bahay, </span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">nakita ko si junrey sa labas, naglalaro.. </span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">hila-hila yung dalawang kotse-kotsehan niya na parehong luma..</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">nilapitan ko si junrey tapos sakto din na dumating si jeyem..</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: normal; font-family:Georgia, serif;"><img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/jn-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></span></b></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">hinawakan ni jeyem yung laruan ni junrey...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: peke naman tong laruan mo junrey!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: pano mo nalaman na peke yan?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: plastik eh o! ang gaan gaan!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: ganun? </span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: oo kaya, yung sakin bakal eh!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: eh di hindi na umaandar kotse-kotsehan mo kasi ang bigat bigat!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: di kaya, original kaya yun...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: eh nasan? pakita nga ako ng sayo..</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: andun sa bahay, nasa taas...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: sus, niloloko mo lang kame eh..</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: anong niloloko. gusto mo sumama ka sakin sa taas ng bahay namin eh..</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: parang pwede naman akong umakyat dun!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: saan? sa bahay! pwede kaya!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: eh di nagalit mama mo!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: di kaya...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">natigil ng konti ang usapan... patuloy sa paghila si junrey sa kanyang kotse-kotsehans..</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: naglalaro ka pa niyan junrey! tanda-tanda mo na!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">junrey: ?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: bakit ikaw jeyem naglalaro ka din naman ah!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: di na kaya, basketbol na lang!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: eh laro pa rin yon!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: eh basketbol naman kaya yun! </span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: bakit ilang taon ka na ba?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: seben!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: ikaw junrey?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">junrey: siben din!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: o tignan mo! seben ka na naglalaro ka pa rin!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: bakit ilang taon ba dapat tumigil maglaro ang bata?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: di ko alam!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: di mo pala alam eh!!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: kuya joseph napanood ko dun sa channel payb! tinanong yung bata kung ilang taon dapat magasawa?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: o ilang taon daw?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: sabi nung babae, siks daw! eh di sana isang taon na kame ngayun kung nagasawa ako nung siks ako!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: ano? naniwala ka naman! wala pa ngang nagkaka-kras sayu eh!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: meron kaya! </span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: sus, baka lalake pa nagkaka-kras sayu eh...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: dame kaya nagkaka-kras sakin sa room!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: pano mo nalaman na kras ka nila?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: sinabi sakin nung kaibigan niya.. sabi nga wag ko daw sasabihin na sinabi niya sakin kasi secret lang daw nila yun...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: niloloko ka lang nun, sayu junrey walang nagkaka-kras sayo?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">junrey: wala! meron!!!!!! madame!!!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: sino?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">junrey: sikret!!!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: wala pang nagkaka-kras sa inyo at bawal pa kaya kayu magka-kras kasi hindi pa kayu natutuli!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: weh!!! pwede na kaya!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">junrey: pwede na!!!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: hindi pa kasi supot pa kayo! hindi ba kayo mahihiya sa kras niyo?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: bat naman kame mahihiya...? kras nga lang eh..</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: o sige na nga... pwede na...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">-----------</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: ano ba ang ibibigay mo sa babaeng kras mo kunwari?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: bulaklak!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">junrey: barbie yung pink!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: yun lang?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: bahay at lupa!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: wala naman kayung pambili eh!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: hehe</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: eh kung pipili kayu ng magiging tsiks niyo, ano pipiliin niyo?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: yung maganda yung muka tapos seksi!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">junrey: yung madaming laruan!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: eh bakit ayaw mo ng mataba jeyem?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: eh mataba na nga ako tapos mataba pa tsiks ko...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: ayaw mo nun, bagay kayo...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: eh gusto ko nga yung payat at maganda ang muka eh!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: ano pa gusto niyo sa tsiks?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: yung mayaman!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">junrey: tsaka madaming kotse!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: mayaman na nga eh! eh di madami nang kotse yun!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: ganun ba, galing mo din ha... eh pano kapag binasted ka ng kras mo?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: wala, aalis na lang ako...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: magsusumbong ka sa mama mo?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: hinde siyempre!</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: iiyak ka siguro... "mama, binasted ako ng kras ko! huhuhuhuhu!"</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: hehe, hindi kaya... kuya joseph yung pinsan ko madaming nagkakakras sa school sa kanya...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: o ngayon?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: nanghihingi nga ko eh, kahit isa lang...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: akala ko ba madaming nagkaka-kras sayo? bakit nanghihingi ka pa?</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">jeyem: para madagdagan may kras sakin...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">dotep: suwapang mo naman...</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></b></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-1312790003153396705?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-57129281076982840922009-09-13T15:33:00.001+08:002009-09-13T15:40:15.162+08:00bro!<span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"><br />batman: mga tsong!<br /><br />ironman: ang tagal mo naman! kanina pa kame naghihintay dito<br /><br />darna: oo nga!<br /><br />batman: pasensya na... tinanghali ako ng gising eh... napuyat ako kagabi..<br /><br />darna: sus, tara na! malalate tayo!<br /><br />batman: teka lang, nasan si lastikman?<br /><br />ironman: wala eh, di makakasama, natapilok daw! ayun napilayan.<br /><br />batman: di nga? baka lasing lang yun..<br /><br />darna: hayaan mo na yun... plastik yung hayup na yun eh.. ayaw yata tayung kasama<br /><br />ironman: san ba tayo pupunta?<br /><br />batman: kahit saang may job opening!<br /><br />darna: teka, teka.. anu ba balak niyong applyan?<br /><br />ironman: nagiisip pa nga ko eh.. tingin mo ano kaya pwede sakin?<br /><br />darna: magapply ka na lang na waiter!<br /><br />ironman: ayaw ko nun, baka makasapak pa ko ng makulet na customer..<br /><br />batman: choosy mo naman tol!<br /><br />ironman: sa ayaw ko nga eh, bat ikaw ano ba applyan mo?<br /><br />batman: di ko pa din alam eh...<br /><br />darna: mag-call center ka na lang, tutal sanay ka namang magpuyat...<br /><br />batman: di ako pwede dun eh, malat boses ko eh...<br /><br />darna: anak ng, eh di gawan mo ng paraan!<br /><br />batman: init naman ng ulo mo! may regla ka ba?<br /><br />darna: meron bakit?<br /><br />ironman: eew!<br /><br />darna: anong eew ka diyan!!!<br /><br />ironman: di ba hindi ka naman nagpapalit ng panty?<br /><br />darna: anak ng, anu akala mo sakin? mahirap?<br /><br />batman: uy wag kayu mag-away mga tsong, heto darna may dala akong batpantyliner..<br /><br />ironman: bading ka? meron ka nun?<br /><br />batman: for emergency purposes lang tol, meron nga ako dito batcondoms eh...<br /><br />ironman: talaga? penge ako! ok yan!<br /><br />darna: kadiri kayung dalawa! laswa niyo!<br /><br />batman: o sige tama na nga, tara na habang maaga pa!<br /><br />ironman: teka lang... ikaw ba darna anu balak mong applyan?<br /><br />darna: promodizer!<br /><br />batman: hmmm? ng panty?<br /><br />darna: hindi gago!<br /><br />ironman: dun na lang tayu magapply sa ortigas, may kakilala ako dun!<br /><br />batman: aba ok yun, para sama sama tayu sa trabaho!<br /><br />darna: dapat kanina mo pa sinabi!<br /><br />batman: anu bang kumpanya yung sa kakilala mo?<br /><br />ironman: advertising company!<br /><br />darna: uy sosyal yan! like ko yan!<br /><br />batman: oo nga tsong, medyo may artistic side pa naman ako..<br /><br />ironman: di natin kailangan ng artistic chuva dun!<br /><br />batman: ha? bakit? anu ba trabaho natin dun?<br /><br />ironman: magkakabit ng mga tarpaulin sa mga matataas na building!<br /><br />darna: cheap naman.<br /><br />batman: pwede na yun kesa wala!<br /><br />darna: hay...<br /><br /><br /><br />santino: mga bro!<br /><br />batman: uy mga tsong! si santino!<br /><br />darna: bakit bro?<br /><br />santino: gusto niyo ng trabaho mga bro?<br /><br />ironman: oo naman! may alam ka bro?<br /><br />santino: meron mga bro! madali lang at malaki pa sweldo mga bro!<br /><br />batman: anong trabaho yun bro?<br /><br />santino: bale business siya mga bro! konting puhunan lang!<br /><br />batman: ok naman ba kita diyan bro?<br /><br />santino: oo bro, isang araw lang bawi agad puhunan! may tubo pa!<br /><br />darna: aba ok yan bro! hulog ka ng langit bro!<br /><br />ironman: ano bang business yan bro?<br /><br />santino: kukuha lang tayo pwesto sa quiapo at magbebenta ng dvds mga bro!<br /><br />batman: original?<br /><br />santino: japeks lang mga bro! malakas kita dun bro!<br /><br />darna: ang tigas mo bro! kalapit lang ng Quiapo church yun! di ka na nahiya...<br /><br />batman: wala na, tinanghali na tayu kakausap dito.. hindi na tayu makaka-apply niyan..<br /><br />ironman: tara, uwian na...<br /><br />darna: ciao!<br /><br />santino: paano ako mga bro?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-5712928107698284092?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-81198513001366087312009-09-03T22:13:00.003+08:002009-09-03T22:26:50.591+08:00himig pasko<p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zq8J9L7bVTQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zq8J9L7bVTQ&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">kung ang bahay nyo ay wala sa malalaki at mga sikat na subdivisions,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">malamang madalas niyo marinig ang kantang ito sa mga batang nangangaroling!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">minsan nga nakakaasar na kapag paulit-ulit at pabalik-balik yung batang kumakanta</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">binigyan mo tapos babalik kinabukasan, wag mong bigyan pero mang-aasar pa..</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">pero wala tayung magagawa, bata sila eh... kaligayahan nila yun, dapat irespeto.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">kaya kung sawa ka na, pakinggan mo na lang itong version ni boyong! </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">para maiba naman... </span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-8119851300136608731?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-13058738126731512582009-08-30T18:43:00.003+08:002009-08-30T19:37:58.484+08:00the dive (RUDY V)<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xGY35rCzuns&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xGY35rCzuns&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-1305873812673151258?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-86041782157880311792009-08-20T11:06:00.006+08:002009-08-20T11:15:12.419+08:00art review: pssssst.<img style="width: 526px; height: 522px;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/butiki.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pssst.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bakit? tawag mo ko?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >hindi, may butiki.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >/</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >ms paint/2009/dotep</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >/</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ></span><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-8604178215788031179?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-21386103138663619612009-08-10T09:20:00.003+08:002009-09-13T15:39:48.305+08:00pulutan<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >batman: pare ikaw na!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ironman: ako na? ang bilis mo namang magtagay!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >batman: baka gabihin ako eh.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ironman: bakit? sanay ka namang napupuyat ah...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >batman: may curfew sa barangay eh.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ironman: sabagay, baka mahuli ka...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >darna: wala na bang pulutan??!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ironman: wala na, tsaka wala tayung pera ngayun..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >lastikman: sus! ikaw pa ironman! ang yaman mo kaya..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >darna: oo nga! oo nga!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ironman: nakalimutan ko wallet ko sa bahay, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bakit di na lang ikaw batman! mayaman ka din!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >batman: nagtitipid ako ngayun, krisis eh! pasensya na kasi taghirap talaga</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >wala ngang gas yung batmobile, </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >lastikman: aba aba!! lalo na ako! wala akong pera, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >tsaka walang superherong pinoy na mayaman!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >darna: wag niyong sabihing ako pa ang bibili!!!?, ako na nga lang ang babae dito.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ang titigas ng muka niyo! kaya pala nakamaskara kayung tatlo!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >batman: easy lang! wala naman kameng sinabing ikaw ang bibili ah!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >lastikman: oo nga! iluwa mo na lang yang bato mo tapos lunukin mo ulit... </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >batman: haha!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >darna: pagbubuhul-buhulin kita diyan lastikman eh!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ironman: teka teka! ganito na lang! tutal sanay tayong magulpi ng mga kalaban</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >natin at matiisin naman tayo. tiisin na lang natin!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >lastikman: nagsalita ang mayaman! sige na kasi, maglabas ka na diyan..</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >manlalambot ako pag walang pulutan.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ironman: ogag! dati ka nang malambot!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >darna: benta na lang natin maskara mo ironman sa magbabakal!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ironman: kayo talagang mga pinoy o! hinde puwede! may sentimental value sakin to!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >batman: hayyyyyyy... wala na ding alak mga pre!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >darna: di nga?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >batman: oo nga! kaka-debate natin sa pulutan, naubos na alak.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >lastikman: ok na yan, next time na lang ulit.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ironman: oo nga! superheroes tayo! nakakahiya pag nasobrahan tayo</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >at nahuli ng mga lespu..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >darna: sabagay.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >batman: sige, goodnight mga tsong! text text na lang.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >lastikman, ironman, darna: ok.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-2138610313866361961?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-21164208976723841722009-08-03T20:15:00.002+08:002009-08-03T20:20:59.420+08:00fanboys<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V7D3pM2vfYg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V7D3pM2vfYg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >para sa mga fans nila, kung meron man!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >yun eh kung meron lang naman...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >baka lang!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >malay natin, may mga nanonood na aliens na kahit di nila maintindihan</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >eh natuwa sila at naging fans...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >salamat sa inyo kung meron man! </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-2116420897672384172?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-16668633885909998412009-07-27T10:44:00.005+08:002009-07-28T09:15:08.317+08:00A LA PA AP<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBc-3T-0qgQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBc-3T-0qgQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >this vid is part of the </span><a style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);" href="http://dotep.multiply.com/photos/album/32/mabaha-bahang_inuman">MABAHA-BAHANG INUMAN</a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">naawa ako sa mga hindi nakapasok!</span></span>"<br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:100%;">-----------------------------<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />pahabol lang!<br />hindi ko alam kung nagkataon lang talaga...<br />hindi ko naman sinadya...<br /><br />heto ang aking 100th video sa youtube...<br /><br />akalain mo, alapaap pa.<br /></span><br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-1666863388590999841?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-25735490451256548232009-07-20T10:12:00.002+08:002009-07-20T10:20:23.517+08:00gagamba at cobra<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V1MtAwld2TU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V1MtAwld2TU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: gagambaklito!!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >junrey: ikaw bakla! </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: gagambaklito si junrey!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >junrey: ikaw gagambang payat!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: gagambaklito!!</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iURYmR-kYJc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iURYmR-kYJc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pag meron ka nito...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >may pera ka, </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nakabili ka eh.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-2573549045125654823?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-7803356889437095382009-07-10T11:01:00.004+08:002009-07-10T11:40:43.731+08:00art review: kidlat gitara<img style="width: 303px; height: 669px;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/guitarhero2.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">kidlat gitara</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">/ms paint</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">/dotep</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">/2008</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-780335688943709538?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-13779135530302338522009-07-04T11:40:00.003+08:002009-07-04T11:44:57.583+08:00deathmatch<img style="width: 532px; height: 353px;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/IMG_0503.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-1377913553030233852?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-64749903089536954212009-06-29T13:34:00.002+08:002009-06-29T13:46:54.930+08:00KAPAG PUNO NA ANG SALOP<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >araw ng maynila,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nagbabasaan,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nalagyan ng tubig ang tenga<br /><br />umiyak.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sgv_jvY-IvE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sgv_jvY-IvE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bida: si jeyem</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kontrabida: mga matatanda</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >producer: dotep </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >cameraman: dotep</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-6474990308953695421?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-72483438008538376672009-06-22T11:43:00.012+08:002009-06-22T13:04:24.295+08:00art review: ang hirap ng walong trabaho<div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><img style="width: 532px; height: 481px;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/smokey-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >mahirap ang walang trabaho...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >walang magawa. walang high tech na computer.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pangpalipas oras?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >microsoft paint!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-7248343800853837667?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-80435366110533793882009-06-17T18:11:00.005+08:002009-06-18T17:28:08.856+08:00third eye blind<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >magpapahula ka?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-hulaan niyo po kung magpapahula ako!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-----------------------</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >natapos ang hulaan</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-----------------------</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bayad mo iho?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-ho? bakit ho?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >hindi niyo po ba nahulaan?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >anong nahulaan?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nahulaan na wala akong pang bayad.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-----------------------</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pare yan o! member ng combo!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ako? hindi ah!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >combo ka pare eh!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >hindi.. marunong lang ako mag-gitara pero di ako magaling..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >combo ka pare!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >hindi nga eh.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >combo mangon tanghali na!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >oo nga pala... ikaw din combo.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-----------------------</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >anong course mo?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br />BS BIO</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >o talaga!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >oo.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >eh kamusta yung mga ka-BIO mo?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ha? </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >walang kameng kabayo.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-----------------------</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />pare magpapa-tattoo ako!<br /><br />ows talaga?<br /><br />ano ipapa-tattoo mo?<br /><br />yung nakakatakot yung gusto ko!!<br /><br />aba ayus yan pare!!<br /><br />maganda diyan yung dragon o kaya dinosaur!!<br /><br />hindi pare! yung mas-nakakatakot pa dun..<br /><br />o talaga! ano?<br /><br />ghost pare!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-----------------------</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br />pare naalala mo yung pina-tattoo ko?<br /><br />o bakit?<br /><br />heto na pare! bagong bago!<br /><br />nasan?<br /><br />yan o!<br /><br />nasan?<br /><br />heto o!<br /><br />ha? wala naman eh...<br /><br />ghost nga pare eh!<br /><br />may third eye ka ba?<br /><br />wala!<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-----------------------</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-8043536611053379388?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-12531670146912176132009-06-12T10:18:00.004+08:002009-06-12T10:26:02.649+08:00flag<img style="width: 558px; height: 889px;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/31.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">in</span>dependence <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">day</span></span></span></div><br /><img style="width: 559px; height: 312px;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/31-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-1253167014691217613?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-22522087827789572012009-06-03T09:05:00.003+08:002009-06-03T09:15:08.647+08:00AB CD<object style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EOR72D4Gbsg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EOR72D4Gbsg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">abakada - florante (cover by boyong)</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >A-Ba-Ka-Da, E-Ga-Ha-I-La,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ma-Na-Ng-O-Pa,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ra-Sa-Ta-U-Wa-Ya</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >A - Ang mag-aral ay gintong tunay</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ba - Bagay na dapat pagsikapan</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ka - Karunungan ay kailangan lang</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Da - Dunong ay gamot sa kamangmangan</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >E - Ewan ang sagot kapag hindi alam</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ga - Gagat gago ay yaong mga hangal</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ha - Hahayaan bang ikay magkagayon</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >I - Iwasan mo habang may pagkakataon</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >La - Labis-labis ang mapapala</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ma - Magsikhay ka lang sa pag-aaral</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Na - Nasa guro ang wastong landas</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Nga - Ngayoy sikapin mong ito ang mabagtas</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >O - Oras na upang ikaw ay magising</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Pa - Pansinin mo ang dako na madilim</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ra - Rehas ng mga tanong ay sagutin</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Sa - Sabihin mong ikaw ay may alam na rin</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ta - Tatalino ang bawat isa</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >U - Unawain lang at turuan</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Wa - Wiwikain ang Abakada</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ya - Yaman at gabay sa kaunlaran<br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-2252208782778957201?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-50630445785939580902009-05-28T13:38:00.004+08:002009-05-28T13:44:44.915+08:00songhits (RUDY V)<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XyxJSegUaqc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XyxJSegUaqc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >mga ala-una o alas dos na siguro yan ng umaga,<br />lasing na parepareho... </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >tahimik na yung kalye!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />eh nakakita ng songhits si rudy...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">dotep: rudy kanta ka na!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">rudy: maya... memorize ko pa lyrics...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">dotep: wag na, masOK yang hawak mo yung songhits para natural!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">rudy: ganun ba?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">dotep: oo pare! pasikat ka na sa youtube!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">rudy: sige! game!</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-5063044578593958090?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-24050870315177897122009-05-19T22:56:00.006+08:002009-05-21T20:15:16.901+08:00gasgas<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sa wakas!! biyernes na!!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sabado na bukas!! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-ha? bakit anong meron? eh araw araw ka namang walang pasok ah?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >wala! wala lang... feel ko lang sabihin...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >--------------</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >naku!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-bakit?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >lunes na naman bukas!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-ha? may pasok ka? </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >wala lang... lunes eh..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >--------------</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nagiinuman ng miyerkules!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >naku po!!! miyerkules pa lang pala ngayun!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ibig sabihin huwebes pa lang bukas!!! </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >umiinom pa rin tayo! gabi na!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >-gago... pare-pareho tayung walang pasok! tambay kaya...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >oo nga.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >--------------</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: uy jeyem bago tsinelas mo ah?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem(7y/o): oo, havaianas yan! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ganun, peke naman yan eh! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: anung peke! original kaya yan! umiilaw nga sa dilim yan eh!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: umiilaw? di naman eh!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: tignan mo yung tatak!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: aba! glow in the dark! peke pa rin yan! tag-bente pesos lang yan!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: anung bente ka diyan! 975 kaya yan!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: aba! kabisado mo pa presyo ah!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: siyempre! orig yan eh...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: eh nasan na yung crocs mo?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: wala na! luma na eh...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ano ba masgusto mo? crocs o havaianas?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: havaianas! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: sus! ngayun ka lang nagkaroon ng ganyan eh!! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: pake mo...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kinabukasan</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: uy jeyem bakit di mo suot havaianas mo?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: di ko sinusuot yun pag tumatakbo ako, panglakad ko lang yun...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: bakit naman?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: baka magasgas eh, tsaka baka pagalitan ako ni mama..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ngek... eh di wala ding kwenta yun..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: pag alam ko kasing tatakbo ako di ko isusuot yun..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: eh paano kung tumatawid ka ng kalsada tapos suot mo havaianas mo, tapos masasagasaan ka na?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: tatakbo na ko!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: masisira havaianas mo!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >jeyem: hindi masisira yun kung konting takbo lang!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ganon?</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-2405087031517789712?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-30348587739066964282009-05-12T11:15:00.004+08:002009-05-12T11:47:47.656+08:00s-rated<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"><div style="text-align: left;"><img style="width: 293px; height: 397px;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/1-35.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">240 plus episodes na ko ng detective conan,<br />9 movies na napanood ko...<br />200 plus episodes more to go,<br />4 movies pa..<br /><br />nawalan ako ng pitaka, may lamang 400 pesos,<br />ang aking natitirang allowance,<br />kasamang nawala ang lisensya ko na tumagal naman sa akin<br />ng 20 days simula nung nakuha ko sa PRC..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />----------------------------<br /><br />dotep: napagaralan niyo na ba singular plural?<br /><br />jeyem: yung may S?<br /><br />dotep: oo!<br /><br />jeyem: dali dali lang nun eh...<br /><br />dotep: sige nga, ano tawag mo kapag madaming aso?<br /><br />jeyem: dogs!<br /><br />dotep: kapag madaming pusa?<br /><br />jeyem: pusses!<br /><br />dotep: ano?<br /><br />----------------------------<br /><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-3034858773906696428?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-73601592456736073172009-05-07T14:49:00.004+08:002009-05-07T15:11:08.722+08:00RUDY V (hataw na)<span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">hindi po lingid sa ating kaalaman na hindi lang pagkanta ang talento ni gary v,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">magaling din po siyang sumayaw! at bilang isang masugid na tagahanga ni gary v, </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">si rudy... </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">hataw na!</span><br /><br /><br /><object style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wTc-zookivc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wTc-zookivc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">kung iniisip niyo po kung anong klaseng sayaw yan, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">ganyan po sumayaw ang mga tsikas sa beerhouse... </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">ganyang ganyan po... sana po ay may natutunan kayong moves!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-7360159245673607317?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-14301603718546994572009-05-02T10:29:00.002+08:002009-05-02T10:44:52.422+08:00RUDY V<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >si rudy po ay isang caretaker ng apartment/building na kapitbahay namin, na madalas naming makainuman.. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >minsang nagkainuman kame sa building na kanyang binabantayan... at nalasing siyempre...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >eh GAYA NG DATI kapag nalalasing yan hinahanap hanap niya si gary v, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kaya naman habang lasing! nakumbinsi ko siya na sumalang sa camera... </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kung si gary v po ay kailangan ng insulin sa katawan</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >si RUDY po alak lang po... pwede na... </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X11fSXxT6Ko&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X11fSXxT6Ko&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></span><br /><br /><br />ewan ko ba kung bakit paborito ng mga manginginom mga kanta ni gary v<br />kahit ako nahilig lang kay gary v nung naging manginginom na din ako eh,<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-1430160371854699457?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34005168.post-86724230954836010642009-04-24T11:08:00.003+08:002009-04-24T12:04:16.215+08:00anong tawag mo dun?<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kagabi habang nagiinuman kame, nakita ko yung anak ni boyong, si pato.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >hoy pato, lika dito! lika! pakibili mo naman ako ng tatlong marlboro lights,<br />dalawang pisong kendi, tapos dalawang mani pangpulutan... ok? bilisan mo ha?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >habang papalayu yung bata, sumigaw siya.. ano nga yun?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sumagot ako, tatlong marlboro lights, dalawang pisong kendi, tapos dalawang mani!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sumagot ulit siya, anong kendi?? maxx??</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >tapos sinagot ko ulit, halls!!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >mayamaya pa, nilapag niya sa mesa yung 5 pisong maxx kendi,<br />2 marlboro red, 2 mukang mani na pagkain pero hindi mani...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >tawanan yung mga nagiinuman sabay sabing "ayos ah! tumama lahat ah!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bigla ko tuloy naalala at nakwento sa mga kainuman yung mga kalokohan ko nung nasa elementarya pa ko...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >bale teacher kasi mommy ko sa isang public elementary school, doon din ako nagaral sa school na yun...<br />at isang araw pinatawag niya ako sa klase niya...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pinuntahan ko naman.. grade 2 kasi tinuturuan niya eh, eh grade 6 na din ako nun...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pagpasok ko sa klase niya, inutusan ako...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >mommy: "kunin mo nga yung salamin ko sa bahay"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ang layu! uuwi pa ako..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >mommy: sige na.. kailangan ko dito eh..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ok po..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >ginawa ko, nagsama pa ako ng kaklase ko pauwi sa bahay para kunin yung salamin,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >kasi medyo malayu din yung lalakarin eh...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nakabalik na ko sa school, at nakangiti..<br />iniisip kong humingi ng dagdag baon kasi inutusan ako ng pagkalayu-layu eh..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: heto po!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >mommy: ano yan??????????????!!!!!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: salamin po..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >mommy: kung hindi ka ba naman.. tsk...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >mommy: yung salamin! yung sinusuot sa mata, hindi yung salamin para sa muka!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ahh...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >iniisip ko nun nasayang yung pagod ko, kasi binaklas ko pa sa banyo namin yung salamin na yun...</span><br /><br /><img style="width: 305px; height: 229px; font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/1-33.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >isa pa...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >lunchbreak sa school... grade 6 lang din yata ako nun,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nakita ako nung mga teachers... tinawag ako at lumapit..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sabi nung isang teacher, anak ibili mo naman kame ng ulam!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sabi ko, "yes po ma'am!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >teacher: bumili ka sa palengke, kahit anong karne..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: po? kahit ano pong karne?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >teacher: oo, heto 50 pesos ibili mo lahat yan...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ok po, alis na po ako...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >teacher: ingat ka sa pagtawid anak ha!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: opo!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >pumunta ako sa palengke, nakabalik ulit ng nakangiti kasi nasunod ko ang inutos sa akin.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ma'am heto na po!</span><br /><br /><img style="width: 308px; height: 258px; font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/sinawawalangbata/1-34.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >teacher: ano yan!!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ma'am?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >teacher: ulam! yung karne! yung luto na! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >dotep: ma'am, sabi niyo ma'am karne eh... hindi ko naman alam eh...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >teacher: susmaryosep... </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >hindi ko naman sinasadya... malay ko ba.. hindi naman ako nagpapatawa!<br />nung nangyari yun,</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > sumunod lang ako sa utos...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >nakakatuwa lang maalala yung mga ganung bagay tapos ikwekwento mo sa inuman...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, halakhak.... hanggang sa malasing ang gabi....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >tapos ang kwento.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34005168-8672423095483601064?l=dotep.blogspot.com'/></div>dotephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01150743391828373810noreply@blogger.com7