tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-337269532009-02-20T23:19:32.842-05:00Chronicling the madcap stories of the mad shitter.MadShitterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00045184225330109400noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33726953.post-1162345445393188152006-11-01T01:41:00.000-05:002006-10-31T20:44:05.403-05:00

This story comes to us from funfreepages.com. It's specifically regarding "the phantom shitter", but that's close enough for me. A humerous story from the author's youth. This reminds me of a story from my own youth growing up in South Florida. But that's for another day...Go back a year and 10 months from now. I just started grade 10 (Secondary 4) in a new school. It was a dirty private school,

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Drew Daniel over at Pitchfork media has this review of Bathtub Shitter's song "Brown Santa":I know you're already thinking, "That Japanese scatological metal band made a Christmas record? Awesome!" But wait-- it gets better-- because it's got an a capella track on it. On previous outings Bathtub Shitter teased us by leaving a little clump of Masato Morimoto's abject, preposterous growling and

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This story comes to us anonymously from over at craiglist.org:You are ever so elusive - able to leave behind incredible evidence of your journeys into the office bathroom, yet nimble enough to never be spotted. I know you are here though, this sea is not a mighty one, and I can sense you lurking. Maybe you dart by me when I walk down the hall, or maybe you linger in a cube across from me... Your

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This story comes to us from mike on tuckermax's message board...I have no shame. I will shit anywhere, anytime. If I have to go, make way, I'm going to go. Some of the more disgusting bathrooms I've gone in:-Penn Station: New York City-Restroom off of I-80 around the Akron area-Giants Stadium: Rutherford, New JerseyMy most interesting place, the sand dunes at Robert Moses beach, Long Island. I

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and crackpot 9/11 conspiracies.On Wed, Oct 11, the South Park "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" Episode revealed that Stan is an incarnation of the mad shitter. Stan defecated in the elementary school urinal because he was in a hurry.This episode also has some comedy on the conspiracies trying to tie the Bush administration to September 11th and a Hardy Boys spoof (who solve the "Mystery of the

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I found this post over at mountainsanatorium.net because I thought it was mountain santorum of spreadingsantorum fame (thanks Dan Savage).Anyway, thanks "Pedro":Here's a little ditty about something that happened to me today at work. So, I score my favorite stall today and I'm psyched. Dude walks in and, of course, picks the fucking stall right next to mine. Great. THEN I hear "What's up man?

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So, some friends of mine were trying to define what exactly is a mad shitter. Some thought it was only those who shit in their work places. This is the place of the overworked, under appreciated, deadender who has no resort left but to shit on their bosses.Others feel it is anyone who uses their shit as a weapon (monkeys not included). So this will include the bastards who constantly loved to

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Posted by "poop-per-ee" as "At Sea With The Mad Shitter" over at poopreport.com.I spent four-and-a-half years proudly serving my country aboard the USS Enterprise. If you've never been aboard an aircraft carrier, let me try to describe the environment. Everything is painted gray or white. Cables, pipes, and valves jut out or pass through every wall (we call them bulkheads). No decor or any sort

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Pat submitted another report from internalmemos.com. Is it ironic that the EPA cannot even protect themselves from the omnipresence of the mad shitter? I don't know, ask a literalist.HQ Emergency Notification To: Federal Triangle Broadcast (AR, Customs, ICC, RR)08/21/02 09:25 cc:Subject: Security Incidents in the EPA East BuildingFROM: Morris X. Winn, Assistant AdministratorOffice of

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This isn't actually a story of the mad shitter, but this movie contains entertaining stories on everything else. This movie was one of the greatest movies of the 1990s and it is finally released on DVD (as a Criterion even).The verbal diarrhea in this flick is actually the good kind. If you watch it and don't like it, I'll give you more money back.

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Mark A emailed in to report this piece a couple of years back...No link, but there was a story in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch a couple of years ago about a guy who was going around and taking a dump in new cars at an auto dealers. He'd get in the car and do his business. The police caught him too. I can't remember the details, but I think he was hacked off at the dealer for some reason.I some

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So this is an old story from the mad shitter, back in the 90s...DAYTON, Ohio, Nov. 21, 1997 (UPI) Dayton area law enforcement investigatorsare trying to identify a man responsible for defecating on booksbelonging to the Dayton Montgomery County Library. Officials said theperpetrator leaves hate notes after defecating on books dealing withhomosexuality or the United Nations. Library officials say

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Sometimes, the mad shitter manifests in people who don't even know they are doing the work of the mad shitter.Here's an anecdote from "Acid Rain" that I found on the keenspot.com forums:This guy I used to work with came up with this imaginary person we dubbed the "Mad Shitter". He plugged the all the toilets in our building. The guy I worked with, would come back to the office angry and

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"C-Rock Christopher j. Connelly" sent in this poem back in June 2003.Yo bich! we registered www.madshitter.com months ago!Mad shitter is a motherfucking quitterour clenleness he stolecause he shits in the bowlafter he lays one down he will never flushhe runs away like a pussay cause he is always in a rushif we find him we will tie him up with tpwhe will give him a swirley in the toilet bowl for

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This dude is not the real mad shitter. Although his profile may be amusing and "hep" (as the kids call it), the man is an imposter.I, the real avatar incarnate of the mad shitter on earth, am the only mad shitter. All others are mere shadows. Plus, the real mad shitter would never have a profile on teh myspace, it is too suxor.

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This is one found on internalmemos.com from back in June 2003... Here's a memo by CompUSA (remember back when they were cool?) to try to combat the mad shitter. But the man cannot keep the mad shitter down...CompUSAMEN'S BATHROOM From: Mirian Morataya/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSATo: Rob Dumblauskas/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA, RalphPrice/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA, Kurt Arends/HIGH144/CompUSA@CompUSA,

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Found this story on poopreport.com:The Hunt For The Mad ShitterPosted 11.12.2004 by Gene I. (23)In the late 90s, while attending college at Ohio University in Athens, I worked for two years at a shitty little grocery/hardware store on Richland Avenue called C&E. The place was owned by an old, bitchy, cheapskate cunt named Evelyn. C&E stood for Charles and Evelyn, but we all called it Cheap & Easy

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Believe it. Chris Radtke and Mike Dawson publish a mad shitter comic. Reminds me of the black and white comics craze of the 80s. Hooray nostalgia!

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"Attack of The Mad Shitter" by Paul T. RiddellEveryone has stories of subtle and not-so-subtle terrorism intended against their managers or fellow workers in the search for a decent work environment. I remember one manager for an insurance company who found that her serfs spent their lunch breaks at their desks playing computer solitaire because they didn’t have enough time to go out and get

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First post of madshitter.com as a blog. I finally worked up the effort to spend one hour switching off of register.com's crappy (but free) simple holding page. I will slowly be posting the existing stories off of the old madshitter.com.If anyone has new stories of the mad shitter, email them to contact@madshitter.com and I'll put them up.The goal of this site is to capture the exploits of the mad

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