Because Yes

i'm late.

2009-01-21T20:59:00.001-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70AgyIEnBRE

um. This video is beautiful?

It's like seeing a unicorn in real life.

2008-06-03T05:36:00.000-07:00

I logged on this morning and saw something about Mariah and Nick on MSNBC. I didn't know MSNBC did gossip pieces, but whatever.

In the month since Nick Cannon’s became Mr. Mariah Carey, he’s racked up some high-priced purchases. But who’s really paying for them? According to the National Enquirer, all the designer duds and other treats come courtesy of his new wife’s bank account.

“Nick’s having a field day with Mariah’s moolah!” a friend of the diva told the Enquirer. “His head is spinning with the possibilities her black Amex card affords. For now, Mariah is being indulgent with his spending spree, but at the same time, it’s sent up a red flag.”

Shortly after the wedding, the actor-rapper was even seen test-driving a $120,000 Maserati Quattroporte. “He already has at least six luxury cars, including a Rolls-Royce Phantom and a Cadillac Escalade,” the insider said. “So why would he need another set of wheels? He’s taking advantage of Mariah’s generosity.”

Another Mariah pal points to Nick’s wedding bling, a heavily bejeweled band, as the sort of thing he expects Mariah to provide. “It’s garish and tacky — and yet another example of Nick’s extravagance at Mariah’s expense," the source told the magazine. “It’s as if Nick is trying to spend as much as he can as fast as he can — because deep down he knows the gravy train could stop at any time.”

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Well, durr to this last part. I'm pretty sure Nick knows whathe is doing. He's going to get all the $$$ and sneakers he can before this turns south. I don't really understand this relationship, BUT this is the happiest I've seen her ever. She is glowing in every picture I've seen her in ever since they've got married. I mean it could be because she is using some expensive ass moisturizer made up of baby foreskins or something, but I think it's because she's in loooooove.

Oh my Lord.

2008-01-22T00:11:00.000-08:00

Corbin Bleu singing the national anthem. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. He sounds terrible.

What is going on with you!!

2008-01-21T23:54:00.000-08:00

I don't know even what to say Zoe. You started out so good, you had so much potential. I wanted to be you. This haircut is stupid. You are wasting your head.

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Oh, Zoe. I'm disappointed.

2008-01-11T19:56:00.000-08:00

Ben Foster and Zoe Kravitz were snapped at LAX the other day and uh, maybe she should have pulled her hat down more? This has nothing to do with her hair type, this has to do with the fact that it looks dry and damaged as hell!! And Ben is no help, because you know he probably thinks that her hair is "wash and go" hair anyway. For SHAME. I thought you were fiercer than this.

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gabriella montez.

2008-01-11T19:29:00.000-08:00

I don't really care about Vanessa Hudgens. But I still want the chick's clothes.

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WHAT THE HELL!!! Why couldn't my mom have been some bitchy stage mother? I'm leaving school so I can star in a new DC Original Series called "Picture Perfect" about a spunky 16 year old girl named Addison who likes photography (and who can heal animals! Shh!!) and is in a garage band. Starring me, Tim Reid as my hardworking single father, Orlando Brown as my wacky older brother, and Twitty from Even Stevens as my secret crush who does lead vocals and guitar in the band.

Remember when Disney shows could just be about awkward preteens? No one had to secretly be a singer or live in a hotel or practice magic or anything like that.

I guess steven spielberg is more powerful than we thought.

2007-08-29T17:01:00.000-07:00

Hollywood hunk Shia LeBouf and RnB sensation Rihanna are officially a couple, according to reports.

The pair – who were photographed enjoying a beverage at a bar last month– are now an item, but are taking things “slow.”

“It’s all the talk of the Indiana Jones 4 set,” an insider told Perez Hilton.

The report goes on to claim that LeBeouf took Rihanna out on a romantic date Tuesday at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills.

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Well played, Rihanna.

Oh. I see.

2007-08-28T15:12:00.000-07:00

Zoe Kravitz with Ben Foster at the 3:10 to Yuma premiere.

We meet again.

I'm pretty sure Zoe is in a movie with Ben, and they are not dating because A) I would have heard about it by now and B)I would have already stroked out by now, because I have been in love with him ever since Flash Forward, TEN YEARS AGO.

And now Zoe Kravitz is pictured doing the whole "Oh, we're so fond of each other, look at us look into each other eyes" with him.

WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIIIIFE.

KeKe Palmer - Keep It Movin

2007-08-28T14:50:00.000-07:00

Keke Palmer's weave game is on point. I want to be her. She is so cute. And also GET THAT RADIO DISNEY MONEY CHUUUUUCH. And omg who was the stylist for this video? Because every outfit she is wearing, even though they are kind of ridiculous, is cute as hale! I have nothing bad to say at all.

Also, I might be the only one who loooves Laurence Fishburne's performance in Akeelah and the Bee only because it's like Ike and Tina being reunited and Ike is just a liiiiiitle bit gay.

I really do not have the time.

2007-05-08T14:05:00.000-07:00

I can't take this John Mayer. I am going through some things right now and I really don't have the time or the patience FOR YOU TO GET FINE AGAIN.

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Y'all.

Y'ALL! This is ridiculous! He cannot do that! He looked like a hot mess for at LEAST 5 months and then all of a sudden he looks like that? No. No no no no no no no. You cannot do that, you cannot look like that and date Jessica SIMPSON AHHHH!!!!!! Oh god he looks delicious. He's lost weight. I could fucking run my hands through his hair unnnnnnnnnghghghghghg

THAT

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(lol look at Jessica)

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The paparazzi follow Disney stars now?

2007-05-01T18:23:00.000-07:00

We all knew Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were going out. It was a given.

But we did not know they were humping.

THEY WENT ON VACATION TOGETHER TO HAWAII.

He is grabbing his junk in front of her.

HE IS GRABBING HIS JUNK IN FRONT OF HER.

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It's hard not to smell PUBLICITY STUNT all over this. That this was planned to get all of the "Zanessa" fans in a tizzy for the upcoming sequel and to buy the dvd, soundtrack, bedsheets, toothpaste, tampons, whatever Disney puts out to make EVEN more money from this franchise (but still only pays its stars two cents and a banana). But they actually seem to genuinely LIKE each other, so whatever.

JoJessica in Austraila.

2007-04-04T13:54:00.000-07:00

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they are going to get engaged. Watch.

I love you, Corbin.

2007-04-01T14:36:00.000-07:00

Corbin did an interview with the San Fransisco Chronicle and it's pretty much High School Musical blah blah blah other tween stuff, except for this:

Q: What do the teen gossip columns write about you that bothers you the most?

A: It's usually not them. It's usually the online chat rooms (where) things come up [AM I CONSIDERED AN ONLINE CHAT ROOM? IS HE TALKING ABOUT MEEE]. One thing that goes around a lot is that I'm gay. They just make assumptions about the fact that I love shopping and I love fashion and I'm a dancer, things like that. It's like, why do people even have time to write things like that? Personally, I don't let it affect me. I know that I'm straight.

Q: I read that your entire bedroom is done in leopard print.

A: It is. I love leopards.

Bahahahaha.

why must you one up me Zoe?

2007-03-02T15:44:00.000-08:00

I finally get my college acceptance letter and what do I happened to stumble upon?

Oh. Zoe Kravitz's in Elle magazine. ELLE MAGAZINE. I knew about Jalouse, but Elle?

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Congrats. When you're voted Choice Hottie by the Teen Choice Awards and Marc Jacobs ask you to be his new "muse" and Chris Brown is sending you naked Sidekick pictures and you're all, "Oh wow. This is all so much to handle", remember: I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU

Alica, John, and Jessica in NYC

2007-03-02T15:19:00.000-08:00

Alicia and John during their concert at Madison Square Garden

Oh. OH. He looks BAD.

John and Jessica after the concert

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Alicia looks great as usual (of late). But Jessica? Dang! this new brunette hair is doing her some favors. She has never looked so...sophisticated. I can't even hate on her anymore.

I don't know what's going on with you, John.

J Hud in Life Magazine

2007-02-15T20:29:00.000-08:00

ok, so why couldn't Vogue do some shots like this?

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Love the last one and I absolutely adore the third one. Ahh! looking at these photos makes me angry - Vogue should be ashamed of that cover. And I still can't believe Annie Leibovitz shot these photos. They would never have Kate Moss or Gemma Ward or whoever on the cover of Vogue with her mouth open

LET ME PAINT THIS PICTURE FOR YOU BABY

2007-02-15T19:14:00.000-08:00

Lou Pearlman's Orlando Offices Raided
FBI, IRS Raid Pearlman's Orlando Offices

ORLANDO, Fla. -- Dozens of agents from the FBI and the Internal Revenue Service swarmed the Orlando offices of music mogul Lou Pearlman on Thursday.

They arrived at the Trans Continental headquarters on Church Street with search warrants, WESH 2 News reported.

The FBI, IRS and state financial regulators arrived before noon and headed straight to Pearlman's offices on the third floor. A short while later, they began loading boxes of records into vans and trucks.

State agents raided his offices two weeks ago after a judge's order gave the state the authority to seize Pearlman's financial assets and property and determine what he has left to potentially pay off more than $160 million in bank and creditor debts.

Pearlman also may owe more than $300 million to investors in a savings program that investigators have called fraudulent.

Pearlman is traveling in Germany with his latest boy band. He is best known as creator of other boy bands, such as the Backstreet Boys and 'NSync.

When WESH 2 reporter Greg Fox spoke with him earlier this week, he refused to answer questions about his financial dealings.

Federal agents said they are securing all of his files in what has become a criminal investigation.

"Anything that would be run out of here, we're conducting a search warrant of his offices. That's about all that I can tell you," said the FBI's Eric Alpert.

Agents would say little else about the details of their mission.

One FBI official said that he will try to interview Pearlman in the coming weeks.
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HAH. Ha ha ha ha ha. This came like, seven or eight years too late, but I'm glad it's happening. He was living like a king and making his acts tour endlessly and do all of this promotion and then turned around and didn't pay them? And he kept doing it! You'd think after Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC sued his ass, he'd stop. But he did it to O-Town, too. This man is so creepy.

I bet you Justin, Lance, JC, Joey, and Chris five-way called each other and started cackling after they heard this.

I don't know why I love you, John Mayer

2007-02-11T23:09:00.000-08:00

John Mayer speaks Japanese
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See, for a minute, you had me John. After the triumvirate of awesomeness that was you, John Legend, and Corinne Bailey Rae at the Grammy's for a minute I was like, "Oh. Ok. You're singing back-up for John. That's cute. Oh, hey! You're going to do Gravity. I love Gravity. You look cute tonight"

And then I hear about this. On the one hand, you're speaking Japanese (which is kind of sexy). On the other, you're being kind of a dick. Yes, I know he's Ryan Seacrest and you're probably sick of people asking you about Jessica Simpson BUT YOU'RE DATING JESSICA SIMPSON. Don't act like you didn't know this wasn't going to happen after you guys started hooked up. You knew it was coming.

My Grammy Moment

2007-02-11T20:13:00.000-08:00

Dear Robyn:

GIRL I AM NOT EVEN JEALOUS!!!! I'm so happy for you!

Did you see the way he was looking at you? They way he was like "C'mon girl! This is your song"? The way he was holding your hand?! AND DANCING WITH YOU?! You need to jump on that. Yeah, he's 25, but you're of age. It doesn't matter. Do it for all of the black girls he teases by making R&B albums and putting us in his videos. DO IT FOR US, ROBYN.

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LOOK AT THE WAY HE IS LOOKING AT YOU.

He is checking you out girl

Man y'all would look cute together.

yay, more people who fall in love on movie sets

2007-02-06T19:06:00.000-08:00

CAPTION: Sophia Bush and new boyfriend Jon Foster prove they are very much a couple as they get cozy over lunch in Los Angeles, CA. Bush met Foster when starring together in the film Stay Alive and he has clearly helped her get over her split from her ex-husband Chad Michael Murray, who is engaged (TO A DAMN 18 YEAR OLD).

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I am so glad Sophia isn't with that scrub anymore.

Justin and Pharrell looking blown

2007-02-05T19:25:00.000-08:00

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Tee hee. Speaking of which Justin said he was high during his Punk'd episode.

Pop star Justin Timberlake was high on marijuana when he made an emotional appearance on Ashton Kutcher's prank show Punk'd in 2003.

The My Love singer was tricked into believing his possessions were being taken by the tax authorities and appeared to be on the verge of tears.

The 26-year-old star has previously admitted that while recording his solo album Justified, he regularly smoked marijuana.

When asked about his bewildered appearance on Punk'd he explains, "I'll give you a little hint on that Punk'd thing. That was back in my first-album creative days.

"That's why I looked the way I did, if that makes any sense to you."

When asked by Entertainment Weekly magazine if he was high during the prank he laughingly replies, "Incredibly. Yeah, that was a trippy experience. That was why I was completely glassy-eyed.

"As a matter of fact, I was like, okay, I got to stop doing this. I don't do that anymore!"

Oh, Justin. I wish you would stop trying so hard sometimes. god I'm about to watch that episode on youtube right now. Best part?

"You took my dogs?"

I start to hate him, and then he pulls this

2007-02-04T18:34:00.000-08:00

During his concert last night, John Mayer starts reading some of the crowd posters and sees one: "Sweet 16 and never been kissed. Wanna be my first?". John GETS OFF STAGE and kisses the girl

See. THIS IS WHY I CAN'T GIVE UP ON YOU, JOHN. Arrrrrrghg.

oh hale naw

2007-02-01T13:47:00.000-08:00

So I'm looking at the pre-nominees for the Daytime Emmy's and in the Outstanding Younger Actress section, I noticed a GLARING error

Outstanding Younger Actress Pre-Nominees:
The Young and the Restless: Christel Khalil (Lily Winters) and Darcy Rose Byrnes (Abby Carlton)

After I screamed, "WHAT?!" I searched for Davetta Sherwood's name in the Supporting Actress Category. It wasn't there.

You mean to tell me that Davetta Sherwood who breathed new fucking life into the role of Lily Winters, the girl who made Daniel/Lily unbearably cute, is not nominated? And Christel Khalil (new old Lily)who has been back for what? 3 months? Is nominated over Davetta, who played for a little more than a year?! I can't even watch Y&R anymore! Dily is boring now! I mean, I know this is a soap opera, and I shouldn't be that upset, but this is bullshit.

I need to look at some Dily youtubes so I can calm down.

There were so cute. I can't take this.

Ilu Corbin btw

2007-01-31T20:49:00.000-08:00

A peace offering to all you Corbin Bleu stans who keep commenting (that post was forever ago, you guys are really late)

god I bet you if I started bashing Vanessa, you guys would have a stroke

(Oh and Corbin if you see, this, I really do love you. Even if you dress in the dark sometimes).

I don't want Ethan and Theresa to get together

2007-01-16T18:25:00.000-08:00

After almost 8 years, Passions has been canceled.

The Today Show wanted an extra hour (to make the show FOUR HOURS LONG), so an hour of daytime had to be cut. They cut Passions :(