tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-334179410610756539.post-48807090493351717942007-04-11T09:24:00.000-07:002007-04-11T09:29:33.023-07:00Tasty Morsels of Deficit SpendingBehavioural finance and investment decisions<p>By Bill Bonner<p>&quot;The bulk of the money in this world is managed in a cover-your-ass<br>fashion.&quot;<p>Thus speaks a modern day Zarathustra; a prophet of the school of<br>&#39;behavioural finance,&#39; Mr Whitney Tilson, fund manager, founder of T2<br>Partners, and Financial Times columnist.<p>As an investment theory, behavioural finance turns out to be a full-dress<br>version of the familiar truism about the fool-and-his-money. What worries<br>the behaviourists is the way investors make mistakes by following their<br>impulses...with nary a sign of rational profit- maximizing. If only the poor<br>suckers would stick with sober investment analysis, complain the<br>behaviourists, drumming their fingers in a nervous, academic sort of way.<p>Think about it. Here, an investor holds a stock too long. There, another<br>buys a fund simply because everyone else is buying it. A third bumbler<br>investigates so much he gets &#39;married&#39; to his picks, having put so much time<br>and effort into them. <p>We might feel sorry for the poor fools for we realize that we make all those<br>&#39;mistakes&#39; ourselves...only, we wonder if they really are mistakes. <p>You see, the problem with the behavioural finance chaps is that they don&#39;t<br>go far enough. They pretend to analyze what people do, and then compare it<br>to what some fictional, non-existent investor &#39;ought&#39; to do. So, today, we<br>ask the question, why should he?<p>If we investors do not really invest the way a theory says we should, where<br>is the fault? Where is the error? <br>In ourselves or in the theory? Why, after all, should investors behave in<br>any other way than the one they are accustomed to?<p>The behaviourist professors assume that man is essentially a rational,<br>profit-maximizing creature who simply makes &#39;mistakes.&#39; But these &#39;mistakes&#39;<br>are no mistakes. If an investor does not invest the way the professors think<br>he should, it is because he is not the animal they think he is. In other<br>words, we investors do not invest merely to make money.<p>If our only goal were to make money, we would go into pornography, illegal<br>drugs or even worse, hedge funds! <br>Yes, if men were only money-makers, we would go door-to- door in trailer<br>parks, offering zero-down, no-interest, negative amortization loans on new<br>houses. And we&#39;d give a discount for buying two of them. Where we met<br>resistance, we&#39;d throw in a subscription to one of those nifty Internet porn<br>sites for free with every purchase. <br>And maybe some crack cocaine too, just to ease the settlement.<p>But the &#39;lumpeninvestor&#39; does not have only money-making as his goal. Making<br>money is merely a part of a whole complex of desires and prejudices that<br>drives him to his much-deserved fate. The lump wants not only to make money,<br>you see, but also to feel both wise and hip, both daring and cautious. He is<br>certainly willing to try contrarian investments, only so long as everyone<br>else is too!<p>And that is why in the hard world of investing, the lumps are losers. For,<br>in investing, what tends to go up are just those things that have gone down.<br>But, buying down-and-out investments is not what the average investor wants<br>to do. Why? Because it makes him feel marginalized, odd, in danger. It makes<br>him feel like an outsider when he wants to feel anything but, and would as<br>soon forego his profits to pay for that privilege. In fact, the lump tosses<br>and turns at night, unless he is firmly and squarely bedded down in the<br>middle of the vast herd of other slumbering fools. <p>The lumps may not maximize their investment returns...but they judge being<br>able to sleep well worth the cost.<p>Other investors don&#39;t care so much about making the right decision as they<br>do about avoiding the wrong one. <br>Such men fear losses less than laughter. They dread most of all being in a<br>position where anyone - especially their wives - might point a finger and<br>call them a jackass. To tell the truth, they would rather actually be a<br>jackass, financially speaking, than be accused of being one by an ignoramus.<br>And, what do you do to avoid your wife&#39;s criticism? Why, you do exactly what<br>Citibank or Lehman Bros does. Or what the Federal Reserve Bank tells you to<br>- even if it means taking out an adjustable rate housing payment.<p>Yet another lot of investors exhibit a loyalty we can only admire. They<br>stick with an investment sector - or even an individual company - through<br>thick or thin, rich or poor, success or failure...until death do them part. <br>And death often does. Others tend more to be bad boyfriends, dropping their<br>poor girls as soon as another bit of skirt wiggles in front of them. <p>But, of course, if you believe the behaviourist geeks, the cads are only<br>being rational, profit-maximizers. Not a whisper of spring fever in the<br>blood at all. <p>But if investment decisions really were such cold- blooded, binary choices -<br>one clearly right, the other clearly wrong - computer programs might make<br>them for us just as well. Only, computers don&#39;t get to read tomorrow&#39;s<br>headlines any sooner than we do and even a silicon chip can&#39;t tell which<br>investments intend to go up or down.<p>Which means that the whole idea of a rational profit- maximizer - a perfect<br>investor who doesn&#39;t make mistakes<br>- is so lacking in any connection to reality, we can safely classify it as a<br>bloodless intellectual fraud. <p>That is why our ingenuous and irrational investor is right, after all.<br>Knowing that the success or failure of his investments - money-wise - is<br>mostly beyond him, he goes for the non-monetary rewards - bragging rights,<br>sound sleep, social cache, derriere-covering, wife-<br>pleasing...skirt-chasing.<p>He may be a fool to finance professors. But, in the real world, he is a man.<p>Bill Bonner, August 23rd 2006<p>The Daily Reckoning Brings you: Tasty Morsels of Deficit Spending<p>by The Mogambo Guru<p>&quot;And this pathetic performance occurs despite the fact that the government<br>has been buying huge, huge, HUGE amounts of war materiel from the &#39;defense<br>industry&#39; and running up enormous, enormous, ENORMOUS deficits to pay for<br>it!&quot;<p>Money must be getting tight, as Total Fed Credit is up only $1 billion from<br>last week, foreign central banks are cutting back on their gluttony (adding<br>only $4 billion to their holdings at the Fed), and now I am forced to make<br>the painful choice between paying for the kids&#39; damned dental problems or<br>getting that expensive new driver that is GUARANTEED to give me another 15<br>yards off the tee, curing my accursed fade-away slice problems forever. And<br>this will (in the final analysis) make me a whole lot happier, and will last<br>a hell of a lot longer than anything that stupid dentist does, too. <br>(&quot;See you again in six months, suckers!&quot;)<p>But it is neither golf nor dentistry that disturbs my already restless<br>slumber; it is inflation that makes me wake up screaming in the night, with<br>a spasmatic trigger-finger, and my loud, irritating voice issuing both wails<br>of fear and sulfurous curses to add to the incessant Mogambo Inflation Alert<br>System (MIAS) buzzer - which indicates that monetary inflation is raging,<br>raging, raging around the globe, as all the central banks are busily,<br>busily, busily creating money and credit at monstrously high rates of<br>issuance, averaging (as I understand it) about 14% a year. That means that<br>inflation in prices will continue to get worse and worse<br>- as will my aforementioned sleeping and trigger-finger problems.<p>And surely things are going to get heated up pretty soon thanks to inflation<br>- especially when the middle class starts whining; Congress really comes<br>alive then. And speaking of that, we have Ty Andross of TraderView.com<br>newsletter reporting that &quot;the broad middle class has not shared in the<br>wealth of this expansion except for the bubblicious appreciation of their<br>home values.&quot;<p>He adds, picturesquely, that they were &quot;robbed at night while their money<br>was sitting in the bank and the Treasury&#39;s printing presses churned out<br>dollars and credit by the trillions&quot;, which made every dollar of that<br>appreciation in the house worth less! And then the homeowner had to pay<br>higher property taxes and insurance premiums on the now-expensive house!<br>Hahaha! I&#39;ll bet THAT is not in the stupid little econometric models the<br>stupid Federal Reserve uses! Hahahaha! What dorks!<p>And all that price inflation was spawned by the Federal Reserve, since it<br>created the money and credit to finance a stock market boom, and a bond<br>market boom, and a derivatives boom, and a financial-services industry boom,<br>and then a housing boom. All now busted, to one degree or another.<p>And while the inflation &quot;problems&quot; of the stock and bond markets is one<br>thing to be officially ignored, the inflation in the effective prices of<br>houses (taxes, mortgage and insurance) and the subprime mortgages that<br>spawned it, now has the idiotic Congress frantically looking into it (at<br>long last), now that the bust is here and it&#39;s too late to prevent the boom<br>that caused the ensuing bust that they are so bent out of shape about.<p>And why will the government try and bail out these homeowners and investors<br>who are looking at huge losses in a housing bust? Taxes, I figure! Same as<br>always! <br>Congress is surely aghast at the prospect of trillions of dollars of losses<br>being deducted on tax returns next year, and for years to come, too.<p>I mean, next year the federal budget balloons to a whopping $2.9 trillion,<br>up from $2.7 trillion this year, and so the LAST thing they need is less tax<br>revenue coming in!<p>But feigned ignorance and subsequently being aghast at the results also<br>comes naturally to the Federal Reserve, which has an annoying habit of<br>ignoring (and lying<br>about) inflation in prices, especially the kind of willful ignorance about<br>the results of creating inflation in money and credit, as perfectly<br>illustrated by the essay &quot;Inflation and the Ironic Productivity Tax&quot; <br>by Richard Benson of Benson&#39;s Economic &amp; Market Trends newsletter.<p>He writes, &quot;It dawned on me that the one thing the government never reports<br>on is that the dollar in my pocket will buy me more next year. Indeed, my<br>dollar should buy more because of the relentless increases in productivity,<br>and I should in reality be better off if I saved money, rather than spend<br>it.&quot;<p>I leap to my feet and shout, &quot;Bravo! Well said! An increasing standard of<br>living is the whole promise of productivity!&quot;<p>Ignoring me completely, he goes on to say, &quot;But, in my lifetime, my world<br>has only known inflation, so buying goods today that I will need tomorrow,<br>and stashing them away, has proved to be a better investment than saving<br>cash in the bank. As a consumer, when I think about the escalating cost of<br>food today, I realize I really didn&#39;t benefit at all from all those<br>productivity gains!&quot;<p>So where did the benefits of productivity increases go? <br>He explains, &quot;With inflation, the government has basically stolen/taxed my<br>share of productivity away.&quot;<p>He dryly and sarcastically notes, &quot;It&#39;s ironic that the best and brightest<br>at the BLS are employed to figure out how to use fancy statistics to rob<br>their grandparents of their social security increases&quot;. After which, he goes<br>on to calculate, &quot;If money and credit growth were restrained, I estimate the<br>dollar could purchase about two percent more each year, and we would be<br>living in a saver&#39;s paradise.&quot; And a spender&#39;s paradise too, as prices would<br>go down each year!<p>He calculates that productivity, as measured by the Consumer Price Index,<br>deliberately understates inflation, and &quot;Taking productivity out of the<br>Price Index means that when the CPI shows three percent, in reality it&#39;s<br>more like five percent.&quot; 5% inflation! Yow!<p>We glean a little macroeconomic forecasting lesson when he says, &quot;So, when<br>looking forward, it is important to remember that whenever productivity<br>slows down, inflation will suddenly pick up&quot;, which I take to mean that if<br>productivity drops, you should immediately short bonds! Hahaha! This<br>investing stuff is so easy!<p>&quot;Now that I clearly understand how this productivity tax works,&quot; Mr. Benson<br>goes on to say, &quot;I am less inclined to buy inflation-indexed bonds and more<br>inclined to buy gold and silver. I believe precious metals are more likely<br>to track the real inflation numbers.&quot;<p>&quot;And why is this?&quot; you ask with that cute little innocent, quizzical look on<br>your adorable, trusting face. Instantly I am on my feet to deliver a<br>stirring and powerful condemnation of the Federal Reserve for creating all<br>that money and credit, gradually working the crowd into an absolute<br>blood-frenzy, see, ending with me being declared King Mogambo by cheering<br>throngs of adoring people ready to obey my every command, and given<br>unlimited powers of retribution and vengeance! I cruelly sneer as I laugh<br>the hollow laugh of the damned, &quot;Hahaha! Let the games begin!&quot;<p>However, I was not prepared for Mr. Benson apparently being so appalled at<br>the prospect of a King Mogambo, and he quickly preempted my plan for a<br>speech leading to world domination by pithily summing it up by saying, &quot;The<br>U.S. is inflating like crazy, and it&#39;s only going to get worse.&quot;<p>Already angry at being thwarted in my attempt to deliver the Speech Of A<br>Lifetime (SOAL) that would have lead to my being crowned King, the news that<br>inflation is &quot;only going to get worse&quot; makes me angrier and angrier, until I<br>race home to fire off flaming emails and faxes to my Congresspersons (&quot;Dear<br>Butthead, I hate you for allowing the Federal Reserve to create all that<br>money and<br>credit!&quot;) and the Federal Reserve (&quot;Dear Buttheads, I hate you, too!&quot;).<p>But while stocks, bonds and houses may not be going up in price (and may be<br>going down in price!), the kinds of things you and I have to buy to satisfy<br>our insatiable wants and needs for tasty morsels and various kinds of fun,<br>ARE going up in price...every one of them! That is the horror of it all!<p>And speaking of raging price inflation, Doug Noland of the Credit Bubble<br>Bulletin says that last week &quot;M2<br>(narrow) &#39;money&#39; rose $9.1bn to a record $7.164 tn (week of 3/19). Copper<br>gained 2.5%. May crude surged $3.59 to $65.87. May Gasoline jumped 5.7% and<br>May Natural Gas 4.4%. For the week, the CRB index gained 1.9% (up 3.1%<br>y-t-d), and the Goldman Sachs Commodities Index (GSCI) surged 4.2% (up 7.9%<br>y-t-d).&quot;<p>And now Bloomberg.com reports that we have entered a portal to what I think<br>may be characterized as the Worst Of All Worlds (WOAW): The economy is going<br>down and prices are going up. More specifically, &quot;Manufacturing growth in<br>the U.S. slowed more than forecast last month&quot; <br>as &quot;The Institute for Supply Management said its factory index fell to 50.9,<br>from 52.3 in February.&quot;<p>And what&#39;s worse, &quot;raw-materials costs jumped, reinforcing concerns that a<br>cooling economy isn&#39;t reducing inflation&quot; as &quot;A sub-index of prices rose the<br>most in seven months.&quot;<p>But worst of all, &quot;measures of employment and new orders declined.&quot;<p>All of this is provided as more proof of the eerie accuracy of the economic<br>indicators, like the leading indicator has been right in forecasting future<br>economic activity, in that it has been going nowhere for quite a while and<br>thus has been predicting today&#39;s lower economic activity.<p>Specifically, we now find that in February, durable goods orders fell by<br>0.1% when you exclude aircraft orders - which was huge - but including<br>aircraft, durable goods orders, it would have risen by 2.5%! <br>Making an economy out of airplanes! Hahaha!<p>And this pathetic performance occurs despite the fact that the government<br>has been buying huge, huge, HUGE amounts of war materiel from the &quot;defense<br>industry&quot; and running up enormous, enormous, ENORMOUS deficits to pay for<br>it!<p>How much defense industry spending? Well, Mark Skousen of Forecasts and<br>Strategies newsletter says, &quot;the U.S. <br>government&#39;s share of GDP spent on defense has gone from 3% to 3.7% since<br>September 11, 2001&quot;, adding, &quot;while other nations collectively have declined<br>from 2% to 1%.&quot;<p>Well, as uncannily correct as the leading economic indicator has been in<br>forecasting this slowdown, the lagging economic indicator (which can be<br>characterized as measuring burdens and future inflation) has been on a<br>relative tear, and has been absolutely prescient in predicting the inflation<br>that we are seeing.<p>And the coincident indicator has always been right about current conditions<br>all along, too. It looks like three out of three!<p>On the site bbj.hu, which apparently got the news from somebody else, there<br>was the headline &quot;Central Bank gold holdings fall to lowest since 1948&quot; and,<br>&quot;Gold holdings by central banks and other government organizations declined<br>for the eighth straight year in 2006, to the lowest in almost 60 years,<br>figures from the International Monetary Fund show. Bullion holdings were<br>867.6 million ounces last year, down 1.2% from 2005.&quot;<p>So where is all of this gold? Well, it turns out, &quot;Of the 4.98 billion<br>ounces of gold in inventories at the end of 2005, 52% was in the form of<br>jewelry, 18% was in central bank vaults and 16% was investor owned.&quot;<p>As to why this may be important, we turn to the famous and handsome John<br>Embry of Sprott Asset Management, writing in the March 30 issue of<br>Investor&#39;s Digest under the title &quot;The Time For Gold &#39;To Go Ballistic&#39; <br>Approaches&quot;. He starts off by explaining, &quot;In reality, it isn&#39;t the price of<br>gold that changes, but the value of the paper currency in which it is<br>denominated. I have made the case many times that paper money is being<br>seriously debased, and I think my position is strongly supported by the<br>recent spate of money-supply growth numbers that have emerged from around<br>the world.&quot;<p>He then ticks off the annualized growth of some broad money supplies, namely<br>Eurozone M3 up 9.0%, UK M4 up 13%, China M2 up 15.9%, South Korea up 10.6%,<br>Australia<br>M3 up 13%, United States M3 up 10%, Russia M2 up a staggering 48%.<p>And if you are wondering how the dollar is faring right now, after this kind<br>of debasement, Yahoo.Reuters.com reports, &quot;The dollar fell around 3 percent<br>against a basket of major currencies in the final quarter of 2006.&quot; This is<br>a huge move! Huge!<p>I know what you are thinking: &quot;That Mogambo Idiot (TMI) has gotten off the<br>subject again, which was supposed to be about the world&#39;s gold. And so why<br>in the hell is he is yammering about money supplies? Who needs this crap? <br>Screw this! What&#39;s on TV? We got any beer left?&quot;<p>If you were not so rude, impatient or thirsty, you would have soon learned<br>that Mr. Embry feels, &quot;we are very, very close to that key moment when there<br>could be insufficient central-bank gold to meet mounting demand. <br>As I have said before, that is when the gold is price is going to go<br>ballistic.&quot;<p>This assessment agrees perfectly with that of Richard Russell, of the Dow<br>Theory Letter, who says that he thinks &quot;the dollar will die a slow, probably<br>a very slow death. It will be death by inflation. In other words, the dollar<br>will, over the years, lose an increasing amount of its purchasing power.&quot;<p>And as for gold, he says, &quot;Another irony is this - essentially, holding gold<br>is a rich man&#39;s escape. The reason is that gold doesn&#39;t pay interest, and it<br>doesn&#39;t pay dividends. The rich man can hold a large amount of gold, and it<br>doesn&#39;t affect his life style. The poor man, the middle class man, can&#39;t<br>afford to hold a significant portion of his assets in gold. No, the average<br>American remains at the mercy of his government and the Fed. He&#39;s doomed to<br>see his savings (assuming he has any savings) taxed away or inflated away&quot;,<br>as will his increasingly meager earnings, I might add.<p>To tell you the truth, I disagree with the idea that only the rich can buy<br>gold. When I see the enormous amounts of money the middleclass and the poor<br>spend on pure trash every year, I say, &quot;And you want me to believe that out<br>of all that money, they can&#39;t manage to buy a stinking half-ounce of gold a<br>year? Or some silver? Hahaha! Don&#39;t hand me that crap!&quot;<p>I think that the important point is that gold is a &quot;rich man&#39;s escape&quot;,<br>which, by definition, means that rich people will be buying gold to effect<br>their escape! And given the staggeringly huge amounts of money now in the<br>world (mostly owned by the rich!), versus the pitifully small amount of gold<br>in the world, this could be Really Big Time Stuff (RBTS) indeed, because 1.)<br>History has shown that rich people always take their money and rush to the<br>safety of gold at the inflationary ends of booms (like this one), 2.) Gold<br>is essentially (like all<br>markets) an auction market, and 3.) Rich people bidding against other rich<br>people for a finite supply of gold, with unimaginable amounts of money, is<br>the stuff of which auction history, and newspaper headlines, is made!<p>And the good news, the better news, the best possible news, is that gold is<br>still selling at only about $660 a lousy ounce! What a screaming bargain<br>when viewed against what is surely coming, just like it has always come!<br>Unbelievable! But, &quot;Whee!&quot;<p>To a suspicious little creep like me, I naturally connect Mr. Embry&#39;s point<br>that there may not be enough central-bank gold to satisfy demand, to Bill<br>Murphy of Le Metropole Caf&#233; citing a Dow Jones report that &quot;The<br>International Monetary Fund has proposed to increase transparency in the<br>gold market by publishing statistics that reveal the amount of gold loaned<br>and swapped into the market by central banks.&quot;<p>What? This surprises the hell out of me! Then I remember (and make some<br>rude, disparaging noises) that the IMF has mismanaged itself, which comes<br>mostly from the fact that no country needs to borrow any money from the IMF<br>these days, as the entire world has long since gone completely freaking<br>insane with creating all this excess money and credit in which the world is<br>currently sloshing greedily around.<p>Now, with the slowdown in the &quot;bail-out-and-meddle-in-<br>your-sovereign-affairs&quot; business, the IMF desperately needs more money with<br>which to overpay themselves and maintain their expensive little lifestyles,<br>empires and power, to which end they recently actually proposed to sell the<br>gold (their capital) that the United States loaned them to fund the damned<br>IMF in the first place! <br>What thieving arrogance!<p>Rebuffed, I guess, this proposed new disclosure rule by the IMF to reveal<br>the actual gold holdings of central banks is, I figure, just the usual slimy<br>blackmail. <br>&quot;Give us more money, or we will tell what you did!&quot; <br>(Which is sort of how I ended up getting married, but that&#39;s another ugly<br>story, which I don&#39;t want to get into because I will cry like a baby and get<br>all embarrassed. And then angry. Very angry. And nobody wants that!)<p>Exactly what the central banks did (but not how much) is hinted at by the<br>news that &quot;Although they provide regular reports of their gold purchases and<br>sales, central banks don&#39;t currently reveal how much gold is loaned and<br>swapped.&quot;<p>But there are just too many tremors, and tremors in central bankers<br>everywhere, not to think about predicting earthquakes in the gold market,<br>and getting long gold.<p>And speaking of central bankers, from Bloomberg we read, &quot;Federal Reserve<br>Chairman Ben S. Bernanke said monetary policy is still aimed at combating<br>inflation even though risks to economic growth are multiplying. &#39;Our policy<br>is still oriented towards control of inflation, which we consider to be at<br>this time to be the greater risk,&#39; he told the Joint Economic Committee of<br>Congress in Washington.&quot;<p>Bernanke is reported to have said, with no hint of embarrassment,<br>&quot;uncertainties have risen, and therefore a little more flexibility might be<br>desirable.&quot; The Mogambo is also reported to have said &quot;Hahaha!&quot; in snarling<br>disdain, and if you didn&#39;t read or hear about it, it obviously means that<br>this highly-illuminating Mogambo Editorial Comment (MEC) was censored by<br>government goons, which that proves they&#39;re all out to get me. And it also<br>proves that snooping government agents and spies are prowling around in my<br>bushes, probably right now, and thus I am fully justified in ruthlessly<br>hosing down the shrubbery with withering machinegun fire until I feel safe<br>again (or until I run out of bullets, whichever comes first).<p>Okay, well, maybe it doesn&#39;t actually mean all that, but it DOES mean that<br>the Fed wants to ignore inflation, although preventing inflation and<br>attendant boom/bust cycles is the reason that power over America&#39;s money was<br>given to the Fed in the first damned place! They obviously haven&#39;t done<br>their damned jobs - I mean, look at the record! They&#39;ve failed miserably!<br>And now, they still don&#39;t want to do their damned job; they want &quot;more<br>flexibility&quot; to give us more of the same! This is insane! And yet Congress<br>does nothing! Nothing! I am incensed!<p>But wait! I may be too hasty! With a sudden, powerful insight, I realize<br>that I could use this unusual stalling technique to my own advantage: Since<br>my Annual Employee Evaluation is coming up soon, I evilly twirl my mustache<br>as I scheme to myself, &quot;This &#39;more flexibility&#39; <br>thing could come in very, very handy indeed!&quot;<p>Goals not met? I cry out &quot;I need more flexibility!&quot; <br>Losses mounting? I wail, &quot;I need more flexibility!&quot; <br>Employees and customers in open revolt at my arrogance and incompetence?<br>With a tone of voice that speaks volumes about what I am going to do to my<br>boss&#39;s car if this Evaluation thing doesn&#39;t work out for me the way I want,<br>I say, through clenched teeth, &quot;I need more flexibility!&quot;<p>Another way of looking at it was provided by Bloomberg: <br>&quot;Bernanke said the central bank last week dropped its stated tilt toward<br>higher borrowing costs because policy makers wanted more room to maneuver.&quot;<br>Thanks! Now I realize I need more room to maneuver, too! I need room to<br>maneuver! For God&#39;s sake, give me room to maneuver!<p>The message is clear; my boss now hates and fears me more than ever, and the<br>Fed is clearly signaling that lots of inflation is in our future, as it is<br>the price we must pay to bail out the blinding, incandescent incompetence of<br>the Federal Reserve under Alan Greenspan, who created the housing bubble,<br>which was created to bail out the busted stock market bubble, and the bond<br>market bubble, and the size-of-government bubble that he also created.<br>Grrrr!<p>And how bad is inflation in consumer prices? Bloomberg itself provides an<br>answer with &quot;The Fed&#39;s preferred inflation benchmark, the personal<br>consumption expenditures price index, minus food and energy, has been at or<br>above the two percent comfort zone of at least six Fed officials for 34<br>months. The price measure rose 2.3 percent for the twelve months ending<br>January.&quot;<p>Three years! Three long, long years of inflation above zero, which is de<br>facto evidence of their incompetence, and even more so when you realize<br>that, in reality, even that unacceptable recent 2.3% measure of inflation<br>actually understates inflation by about four to seven huge percentage points<br>or so! Gaaaaah! We&#39;re freaking doomed!<p>Even worse, &quot;An index of 18 industrial materials tracked by the JOC-ECRI<br>Index is up 2.5 percent year-to-date, and 12 percent over the past year. Oil<br>prices are climbing.&quot;<p>John Stepek, of MoneyMorning at Money Week.com, must have overheard us<br>talking about oil prices climbing, and says that in Britain, &quot;The rising oil<br>price was one of the major factors driving official inflation figures higher<br>across the globe in the past few years. It&#39;s also served as a convenient<br>excuse for politicians to point to - &#39;rising inflation isn&#39;t our fault, we<br>can&#39;t do anything about the oil price&#39; - as Tony Blair effectively said last<br>year.&quot;<p>He says that he was reading an interesting report from Donald Coxe of BMO<br>Financial Group, who says, &quot;he&#39;s also not expecting the Fed to cut interest<br>rates. And the reason is that the world is very short on food, at a time<br>when demand has never been stronger.&quot;<p>As to what this means, he correctly notes that I am an American, I am<br>stupid, and thus, carefully tailors his answer with, &quot;This means that U.S.<br>consumers are about to find that their burgers, their buns, their daily pint<br>of milk, and everything else they eat are going to tick up in price over the<br>coming year.&quot;<p>By this time I am actually gagging on Mogambo Vomit Of Fear (MVOF), and<br>since I was so preoccupied with making the crucial decision of whose lap I<br>was gonna barf in, I almost missed him saying, &quot;The latest U.S. producer<br>price index data from February showed that food prices rose 6.8% on the<br>previous year. It&#39;s little wonder - data from the U.S. Department of<br>Agriculture suggests that the amount of coarse grains left over this year to<br>carry over to the next &#39;could be the lowest - in relation to consumption -<br>in decades.&#39;&quot; Gaaaaah! MVOF!<p>And this is at a time when there have been, &quot;16 straight years of favourable<br>growing conditions in the Midwest - the world&#39;s leading producing region.<br>This is an historic winning streak.&quot;<p>So, to recap, we ended up with nothing in savings, at the end of remarkably<br>long booms in stock markets, bond markets, houses, size of governments, and<br>now even in commodities, too? Hahaha! I laugh in derision because, I mean,<br>isn&#39;t this supposedly an overwhelmingly Christian nation, and thus shouldn&#39;t<br>we, as a people, overwhelmingly know about the Biblical admonition to save<br>during the fat years in preparation for the cyclically-inevitable lean<br>years? Hahaha! We&#39;re religious idiots, too!<p>As further evidence of that, I point to the Economist magazine article about<br>Lynn Westmoreland, &quot;a Republican from Georgia&quot;, who appeared on the Comedy<br>Channel&#39;s hit show, the Colbert Report, and who &quot;co-sponsored a bill to have<br>the Ten Commandments displayed in the Capitol.&quot; <br>Mr. Colbert reportedly asked him to name the Ten Commandments. He could<br>name, in all, seven.<p>It is not just The Mogambo and a few of you other gold- bug, whack-job,<br>paranoid lunatics out there (&quot;Hi, Lucy!&quot; <br>&quot;Go to hell, Mogambo!&quot;), who are buying gold, as MoneyandMarkets.com<br>breathlessly reports, &quot;Dubai&#39;s Gold Souk, an open-air market that contains<br>some 500 gold shops, is the largest retail gold market in the world. <br>An estimated 500 metric tonnes of gold, or nearly 18 million ounces, are<br>bought and sold each year. In the gold souks of Dubai, both the ultra-rich<br>and regular citizens are buying gold. I watched wealthy businessmen,<br>construction workers, and imams all snatching up the yellow metal.&quot;<p>And speaking of prices and gold, Junior Mogambo Ranger<br>(JMR) Richard D writes &quot;I got this from Sinclair newsletter. 1941 prices.<p>Gallon of Milk $0.34<p>Loaf of Bread $0.08<p>New Auto $925.00<p>Gallon of Gas $0.15<p>New Home $6,954.00<p>Average Income $1,231.00 pa<p>Dow Jones 110<p>Gold $34.60&quot;<p>I note with a certain satisfaction that, since 1941, gold has pretty much<br>held its own against the rest of the items on the list, which are all up<br>about 20 times (except milk - which is government-subsidized, so who knows -<br>and the Dow Jones, which is up by over 100 times<br>- which is now also government-subsidized by the Plunge Protection Team, so,<br>again, who knows.<p>So, is the stock market overpriced in relative comparison to everything<br>else, or is everything else under-priced in relation to stock prices? A lot<br>will depend on your answer, but it is bad news either way. <br>Ugh.<p>**** Mogambo sez: If GATA is right, and the gold market is being manipulated<br>with the collusion of the central banks (and I have absolutely no doubt that<br>it is, and would be stunned, absolutely stunned, to learn that it wasn&#39;t), I<br>again think of John Embry and his phrase, &quot;the gold price is going to go<br>ballistic&quot; when central banks can&#39;t meet demand.<p>My Mogambo Profit-Sensing Gland (MPSG) recognizes the screamingly obvious<br>profit that will come when this kind of manipulation ends (as it must), and<br>it squirts a jolt of &quot;greed hormone&quot; into my bloodstream. In response, I<br>look at my pitiful stash of gold and silver, and I compare that to how<br>freaking much wealth I want to have when the inevitable explosion in gold<br>finally happens, and I wonder &quot;Do I have enough?&quot; which is Polite And<br>Genteel Mogambo-Speak (PAGMS) for &quot;Has my embarrassing, gluttonous greed and<br>unspeakable depths of avarice been satisfied with this pathetic little pile<br>of gold and silver?&quot; Upon reflection, I find the answer is, of course, &quot;no&quot;.<p>Then I wonder, &quot;Should I get a job, to earn some money with which to buy<br>more gold and silver?&quot; Again, upon reflection, the answer is, of course,<br>&quot;no&quot;.<p>Then I wonder, &quot;Should I make the wife and kids drop out of school, get<br>second jobs so that they can buy their own food and clothes (saving me a<br>bundle!), and maybe pay a little room and board around here (the little<br>worthless, parasite freeloaders!), and then use the money to buy more gold<br>and silver?&quot; At last, I arrive at a solution I can live with. Even optimal,<br>in its own way!<p>So while I don&#39;t know how it works out for you, and you&#39;ll do what you do,<br>but whatever you do, you&#39;ll find that you are usually better off if you do<br>what you know you should do, as this gold and silver thing is &quot;do it or it&#39;s<br>doo-doo!&quot;Insiderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03506360487978310137noreply@blogger.com