tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327286322009-04-19T21:30:37.267-07:00If u want to be a man... u have to know all the knowledge in this blog.Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1167211817520415392006-12-27T01:24:00.000-08:002006-12-27T01:30:17.530-08:00

It´s for WIMPS to celebrate Christmas, an even wimper if you say Merry... a TRUE MAN just don´t belive in God and all that "fat man with silly laugh" crap, and in case there is a God, this is just a joke :)PS: That last apologies it´s for true WIMPS!!! i don´t fuck belive in God!

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1162851564129017672006-11-06T14:16:00.000-08:002006-11-06T14:19:24.130-08:00

It´s for WIMPS to say "the most important is to compete", a REAL MAN only plays to win, he even cheats to win, and if he is loosing anyway... he starts some riot to stop the match. I almost forgot: Fair Play it´s for WIMPS!! ;)

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1161028656966873302006-10-16T12:53:00.000-07:002006-10-16T12:57:36.976-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to go out dinner and eat sushi... a TRUE MAN just orders a big, fatty, tasty and juicy hamburguer... from a really cheap place... McDonald's it's for WIMPS!

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1160597831260347542006-10-11T13:10:00.000-07:002006-10-11T13:17:11.300-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to make spinning at the gym... a TRUE MAN has other way to make excersises: he makes love to the spinning teacher and to all other girls from the gym.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1160522309229372852006-10-10T16:11:00.000-07:002006-10-10T16:18:29.236-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to accept invitations from your boss... a MACHO MAN says: No way! You are too boring... but i can go out with your horny wife!

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1160439318771467582006-10-09T17:11:00.000-07:002006-10-09T17:15:18.773-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to simplify fractions... a REAL MACHO MAN just put 450/900 instead of 1/2... and if the teacher says something to him... he has sex with her!

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1160439028283317142006-10-09T17:05:00.000-07:002006-10-09T17:10:28.293-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to put Caladryl if mosquitoes bites you... a TRUE MAN drinks a really cheap wine so if some mosquito bites him, it dies almost instantly poisoned.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1159972678822360092006-10-04T07:29:00.000-07:002006-10-04T07:37:58.833-07:00

It's for WIMPS to cut electricity before changing a light bulb... a TRUE MAN just change it whitout worries about electricity... and gets a electricity charge on porpouse (it's for TRUE WIMPS to die because of that).

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1159782440527669832006-10-02T02:43:00.000-07:002006-10-02T02:47:20.526-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to have a blog (even WIMPER if it is on MySpace)... a TRUE MAN doesn't need to write stupid stuff to pick up girls ;)

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1159781880668682062006-10-02T02:03:00.000-07:002006-10-02T02:38:00.676-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to raise your hand before ask something... a REAL MAN asks whitout raising hands... and he asks while teacher is speaking (usually he asks: Teacher... do you want to go out with me?)

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1159779750874859602006-10-02T01:45:00.000-07:002006-10-02T02:02:30.886-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to drink latte... a LATIN MACHO MAN drinks strong black colombian coffee. It's also for WIMPS to add saccharin... a REAL MAN uses a big amount of diabetogenic sugar!

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1159498355451166702006-09-28T19:43:00.000-07:002006-09-28T19:52:35.453-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to don´t pee on swimming pools... a TRUE MAN not only pees on them, he pees from the outside... and eventually he poos in them.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1159497775699165772006-09-28T19:37:00.000-07:002006-09-28T19:42:55.756-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to make love only with beautiful women... a MACHO MAN has sex with every woman that he can... but only with alive ones.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1159140445258233562006-09-24T16:25:00.000-07:002006-09-24T16:27:25.260-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to reset the PC using CTRL+ALT+DEL... a COOL MAN directly unplugs the PC and then plugs it again... like he plugs himself to your sister.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1159140331392198312006-09-24T16:23:00.000-07:002006-09-24T16:25:31.393-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to read this blog and don´t understand it... a TRUE MAN not only enjoy reading it... he shares that feeling spreading this blog among all his contacts! ;) (what are you waiting for? are you WIMP?! Start sharing!)

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1159140211449942392006-09-24T16:17:00.000-07:002006-09-24T16:23:31.456-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to read License Agreements or Terms of Use before installing programs... a REAL MACHO MAN allways accept everything... and hits ENTER as fast as he can.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1158987987001327452006-09-22T21:55:00.000-07:002006-09-22T22:06:27.020-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to fart in the subway and try to dissimulate... a TRUE MAN stands straight and says: "Here i am!, i have farted and the first one that looks at me with ugly face will be ass kicked because he offends my mother´s raviolis!

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1158987268886963162006-09-22T21:08:00.000-07:002006-09-22T21:54:31.696-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to note the difference between celery, beet, spinach or radicheta... for a MACHO MAN, all these are lettuce.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1158975700904576132006-09-22T18:31:00.000-07:002006-09-22T18:48:01.863-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to read the prospect of psychopharmacs... a TRUE PSYCHODELIC MAN when it says "take only one", he takes four... and ten minutes later he takes another, just in case.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1158975093890966752006-09-22T18:25:00.000-07:002006-09-22T18:31:33.903-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to wash your teeth after lounch in the office... an AMERICAN MAN cleans their teeth with a paper clip.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1158720852901314282006-09-19T19:35:00.000-07:002006-09-19T19:54:21.766-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to help a blind man to cross the street... a TRUE SURREALISTIC MAN just pass beside the blind man... whistling!

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1158618769938382442006-09-18T15:24:00.000-07:002006-09-18T15:39:20.143-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to see LOTR and feel yourself identificated with the blonde wimp elf, a REAL MAN feels identificated with the bad-tempered dwarf that wants to kick everybody´s asses.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1158618181193539572006-09-18T15:15:00.000-07:002006-09-18T15:23:01.193-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to don´t feel sexually attracted to your girlfriend´s sister, a MACHO MAN is really horny with her even if she is ugly... just because is her sister.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1158617696722402182006-09-18T15:07:00.000-07:002006-09-18T15:14:56.723-07:00

It´s for WIMPS countries to doesn´t have a missile to threaten USA, in REAL 3rd World Countries, people is dying because they don´t have what to eat... but they still have one wimp missile to threaten USA.

Lisandro CarnielliDrGEN.arg@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32728632.post-1158617234760419722006-09-18T14:58:00.000-07:002006-09-18T15:07:15.860-07:00

It´s for WIMPS to say "i am afraid of terrorists", true AMERICAN MAN is afraid of terrorists but... never says so.

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