tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32437052009-07-03T18:05:29.998-04:00Public castration is a good idea.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.comBlogger3147125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-84758402742995057842009-07-03T18:04:00.003-04:002009-07-03T18:05:30.005-04:00

The Wolf is at your Door The shirt is lame as hell, but the user comments are pure gold.

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Cheer up AmericaOnly the biodegradable portion of Michael Jackson is gone. With all the plastic surgery he's had, we will still have parts of Michael Jackson around for years to come.

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Hipsters That is all.

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Philadelphians don't want slot machines in the Gallery I can understand this. When you're at The Gallery, and you have to deal with the drugged-out homeless people, the incredibly fat women with their broods of feral children, and the bathrooms that look like a scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini’s film Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom, you wouldn't that magical ambiance ruined by the presence of a slot

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Gorguts covering Morbid AngelAwesome!

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I Did Not Know Haemorrhage Has a Music VideoOh happy day!

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Voivod tearing it upGood times.

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Information Wants to Be FreeBut sometimes there's just a little too much information, especially on Facebook -Exhibit AExhibit BSome of this stuff is not safe for work. Also, some of it will want to make you throw up.

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Goodbye DarioLisa and I lost one of our guinea pigs to an infection today. Dario, whom I named after horror movie director Dario Argento, was not the most sociable of animals, but he was our pet, and we will miss him very much.

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Memo from the Department of Irony I was at the supermarket, and I overhead a man saying to his wife, "I'm not going to those self-checkout lanes. They're taking jobs away from people." He said this right after taking money out of the ATM.

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Other Bands Play, Manowar Live With Their Parents I know this really shouldn't surprise me. I'm pretty sure 99 percent of heavy metal musicians have boring jobs and normal lives. Still, it's hard to wrap my mind around the fact that the members of Manowar don't live in a castle guarded by dragons. One of the commenters on this post claimed that Abbath from Immortal runs an in-home daycare center,

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Let's not even get into pokingHow true.

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Metal Maniacs closing down I loved Metal Maniacs in high school. It was the only way to find out about new death metal bands in those days, although it was frustrating reading it at times, because they were always writing about awesome bands whose albums I had no way of purchasing at the Camelot Music in the Colonial Park Mall in Harrisburg. I don't think the magazine ever topped the glory days

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MBAs applying for Theme Park jobs I hope this recession doesn't mean I have to go work at Hershey Park again. I still have nightmares about the Frog Bog.

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My poor newspaperThe Triangle, the student newspaper at Drexel University, just went a month without having an editor-in-chief. What the hell's going on over there? And more importantly, why did they ever get rid of Vlad the Impaler's Lotto Numbers? That's when things really started going downhill.

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It's official: Hollywood hates Isaac Asimov I didn't think it could worse than the I,Robot movie. But then I found out that Roland Emmerich is directing a movie of Foundation. Kill me now.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-12390780302335278152009-01-30T20:51:00.003-05:002009-01-30T20:52:07.991-05:00

I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend I don't think she should worry.

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It's times like this I wish I was 50 years younger,and a womanI would would leopard-print pants if it meant that Lemmy Kilmister would drive a motorcycle into my living room.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-81509638862918658182008-12-24T23:32:00.004-05:002008-12-28T11:40:57.741-05:00

The best interview with a band I have ever read in my entire lifePart 1. Part 2. This is an absolutely hilarious interview with the black metal band Vondur. I think they were probably just joking around, but I like to think they were completely serious.

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Rockin' version of my favorite Christmas songKing Diamond doing "No Presents for Christmas" with a little help from Metallica.

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The Benny Hillifier That's what the R. Budd Dwyer video has been missing - Yakkity Sax playing in the background.

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Let's Go Get Sushi And Not Pay A sequel to Repo Man? Alex Cox is writing and directing, so there's a slight possibility this might be good. The idea certainly doesn't make me want to vomit blood the way that proposed remake of They Live does.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772998765230408168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3243705.post-57211562824657365182008-12-05T18:10:00.001-05:002008-12-05T18:10:45.384-05:00

My Favorite Bit from A Bit of Fry and Laurie

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Hey it’s Thanksgiving so why not write about what I did on Halloween?I just didn’t realize I didn’t post anything about the Exhumed Films 24 hour film festival I attended on Halloween. This was the second year they did this, and as awesome as last year’s marathon was, this year’s was even better. Here’s what we watched and what I thought - John Carpenter’s The Fog – If I had to watch one movie

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Mighty God King Confronts His Adolescent Reading HabitsPart 1. Part 2. Part 3. My favorites are the Piers Anthony, Harry Turtledove, and Robert Asprin covers.

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