tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-320986422009-10-02T18:29:21.191-07:00Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.comBlogger265125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-2223921831707578522008-05-15T23:10:00.000-07:002008-05-15T23:12:18.349-07:00

We've moved! Check it -- at CHEATYGOSSIP.COM!And, don't forget to change your blogrolls! Thanks! LOVE! xo Haley-O

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GET READY FOR A BRAND NEW CHEATY GOSSIP! WITH MORE GORRRRRJ and MORE GOSSIP! See here for more deets. I GOTS WORK TO DO!!!!LOVE! xoxo Haley-O

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When gay marriage becomes legal in NYC, Cynthia Nixon says she'll marry girlfriend Christine Marinoni. Here's what she told The Mirror, It's something my girlfriend is interested in and it was not something my boyfriend ever was. I think that to get married to her would be a little act of rebellion. It's like if you've never had the vote and then you get it you're going to run out there and

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-8935240759408881152008-05-12T22:36:00.001-07:002008-05-12T22:57:05.819-07:00

Check all these great pics of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston poolside in Miami (as usual...):Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Can we just pause for a moment to reflect on how FREAKING AMAZING Jen Aniston's body is? Eat your heart out, Brad Pitt. WOWZA! John Mayer must be LOVING that pink bikini....I hear that body's the result of MUCH YOGA, by the way....So, what's going on here? John and

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Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.The bump? That EXHAUSTED, DRAINED look on her face? TOM holding Suri, for once? I say Katie Holmes is preggers.... What do YOU think, Gorgeouses?

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-67713840379019387352008-05-12T21:56:00.000-07:002008-05-12T22:12:43.897-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!These two dresses canNOT go undiscussed. CHECK IT....Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.We can always count on Mischa Barton's fashion ensembles when we want to get our snark on. Because, like, WTF? WHY would ANYONE wear this? EVERYTHING is wrong with it! EVERYTHING! I seriously don't know where to start -- the puffy shoulders? the no waist? the no shape? the

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-67169595708592190822008-05-11T22:24:00.000-07:002008-05-11T22:35:56.694-07:00

Guess what, Gorgeouses? A young Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated mother's day today. Yup. She went to a church in Mississippi with fiance Casey Aldridge and his fam (his mother and sister). They worshiped for an hour and then went for lunch. Yes, WILD and CARAZAY just like her sister!!!Heh.Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there.More gossip coming asap. Am working FULL TIME on new Cheaty Gossip

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My Goal this year is to look like this...in effect tomorrow....Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto....because THAT, my GORJ friends, is what they call a MILF. I want to be a MILF, too. Yes. It's my mother's-day goal. Because everyone should have a mother's day goal. The shallower and selfisher the goal, the better -- since, you know, we're a FREAKING selfless bunch.Yes, I want LOOK AWESOME in jeans

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-26984126243187849482008-05-08T22:39:00.000-07:002008-05-08T22:54:28.006-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o US.In case you still don't buy the hype, Gorgeouses, here's even MORE proof that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are MARRIED. Check the ring! The ring!What's more? In her interview with Mariah, Winfrey learned that Mariah got a tatoo of "Mrs. Cannon" on her back before the wedding!Wanna see where all the romance started? Check Mariah's new vid for "Bye Bye":Awwww, Luther

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Photograph by PR Photos.Liv Tyler, 30, and her husband (Arckid rocker) Royston Langdon, 36, have split after 5 years of marriage. Sad!Of course, Liv's rep offered the obligatory statement (to US Magazine): "Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation.... They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at

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Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Okay, that is HOTT. They are soooooooo more than friends -- contrary to what they're telling us all. Pshh, celebs and their integrity!And, wtf are they doing at KFC. Aren't we all boycotting KFC? They're mean to their CHICKENS. HATE.How cute is Chris Brown? LOVE HIM.

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-73831392935679509952008-05-07T22:09:00.000-07:002008-05-07T22:16:18.104-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Racing against the clock, Gorgeouses! My battery. MY BATTERY on my macbook is running out. But, there's gossip. Here's what everyone's talking about (this, that is, and Amy Winehouse being arrested for THAT CRACK SMOKING VID!).Here's the exclusive scoop from Hollyscoop:A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, "The wedding invitations have

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-29891281087863169592008-05-06T20:06:00.000-07:002008-05-06T20:15:54.908-07:00

Nick and Mariah ARE married, Gorgeouses! That story was NOT "pop fiction." It was TRUTH. They were married...with PRENUP. Everyone's talking about this prenup.... Apparently, hot little dude gets NOTHING when if they get a divorce. Mariah was ACTUALLY smart.... Or, at least her lawyers were. There is definitely, Gorgeouses, definitely, a prenup.Hmm, what else, what else.... The couple is planning

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-54566109740899039462008-05-06T20:01:00.000-07:002008-05-06T20:17:08.982-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Ummmmmmm.... Yeah. Picture of health. And! Picture of WTF ARE YOU WEARING? ...And, is that a bottle of MAYONNAISE? All together now: "WTF!!!"

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Hellooooo Gorgeouses!I am DELIRIOUSLY in bad mood right now. But, then again, things could be hella worse. And, really, if you look at the big picture, things are rip-roaring FAB. Couldn't be happier. Just could be a little better rested.........The new site is IN FULL BLOOM, too. And, when you see it, you'll KNOW why things took a little longer than I predicted. And, believe me, it'll be worth

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-19714544941681269182008-05-04T20:16:00.000-07:002008-05-04T21:30:43.748-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!I've actually been getting some sleep lately. Rascal's been sleeping through the night (HALLELUJAH -- WITH BELLS ON!). SO, I'm more tired than ever. Ahem.... Body's adjusting to not living on ADRENALIN ALONE. Anyway, you should just ignore my senseless babble and...check it!!!ZEE GORGEOUSES, ZEY GO TO ZEE FRANCEPhotos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Who knew the Jolie-Pitts were

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Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.Alas, Simon Cowell is NOT perfection.... I still love him, though. I could never date a smoker -- but, I'll make an exception for him.Yes, I know that I'm happily married...to Clive Owen. But, Simon's a celebrity, so it's okay for me to pretend date him.

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-57160564540214831402008-05-01T22:09:00.000-07:002008-05-01T22:57:33.418-07:00

Photographs by PR Photos.I first came across Nick Cannon (27) in that big band movie he was in -- Drumline. Awesome movie (Cheaty recommends...). Then, I saw him again on The Ellen DeGeneres Show...rapping away. This cute little dude from Drumline was a rap artist. And, I dug it. Because he's, like, THUPER ADORABLE.And, now I hear he's engaged to Mariah Carey (38), married to Mariah Carey, maybe

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-92110271247772538952008-04-30T23:03:00.000-07:002008-04-30T23:07:17.290-07:00

WTF!? Are Paula's notes totally scripted? Is, THUS, the show totally scripted? Time to reevaluate the meds??

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Kate Hudson is on the cover of this year's Worlds Most Beautiful People. WHY? SO the girl's got a great arse.... But, what has she done for you latelay? Also in the mag, the Hills girls -- HOLLAAAAH! (I know. I'm, like, the only intergossip who likes them....) -- SANS makeup!And, RUMER WILLIS!?!? WTF!?!? For a preview of who's in the edition (go Salma Hayek! Sarah Silverman! ...Christina

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No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOO! John Mayer PEES on people during sex! And, he-he-makes all his girlfriends' heads look TEENY. And, and, he-he-dated JESSICA SIMPSON!Alas, it's true. Our girl Jennifer Aniston is in yet another relationship that's sure not to last. I mean, Mayer has, like, dated EVERYONE.Anyway, In Touch is on top of it. Here's what they're reporting:Although they've kept their

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-21626230573592273002008-04-30T07:14:00.001-07:002008-04-30T07:18:18.579-07:00

Isn't it great that I only have one post up today? And, it's LAME-O in the membrane-o!I'm working FEVERISHLY on our new site. Will be back later today with lots of updates. Need to focus on NEW SITE. It's worth it. You'll love it. For deets, go to today's post at Cheaty Monkey.Thanks for your patience! Gossip coming this aft.

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-87756307580395242182008-04-29T14:18:00.000-07:002008-04-29T14:31:14.547-07:00

Okay, this song sucks. It's Scarlett's debut single "Falling Down." It's basically a song about HOW FAR SHE'S FALLEN IN HOTNESS BECAUSE OF THIS CARPY MUSIC CAREER SHE'S PURSUING. But, feel free to judge for yourselves, Gorgeouses:You can rush out and buy Scarlett's album May 20th. It's called Anywhere I Lay My Head. I'd bring a sleeping bag, though. Fans will FASHIZZLE be lined up out the door in

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Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.Apparently -- and keep this on the down-low, Gorgeouses, because it's barely hit the mainstream yet! -- Carmen Electra (36) is preggers! That's right, preggers with recently-engaged-to fiance, guitarist Rob Patterson.They were dating for less than a year before getting engaged last weekend, so this preggers announcement is not THAT big of a surprise.But, anyway...

Haley-Ohalespace@rogers.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-67209092753314546182008-04-28T21:49:00.000-07:002008-04-28T22:19:01.760-07:00

Photograph by David Gabber / PR Photos.Well, Gorgeouses, if Heidi and Spencer didn't spread those Lauren-Conrad-sex-tape rumours before, they sure as hell are now!Just last week, Spence got on The Tyra Banks Show and stated flat out (in Brody's famous phrase), "I know for 100% fact that it [Lauren's sex tape] did exist -- 1000%."Yeah, it's easy to know for "1000% fact" that a tape exists WHEN

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