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True Blood – Season OneTits, ass, murder and more tits. The highly promoted vampire series has all of this in great abundance. It is certainly not one to watch with the parents, unless of course your dad bought you your first porno mag . . . and showed you how to use it! Shudder.Over halfway through the first season I figure I should have grasped an idea as to what all the fuss is about. Does the

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It’s a question I’ve given thought to for as long as people have tried to convince me that pink is indeed my colour. Contrary to common clichés my disregard isn’t a matter of discomfort with my sexuality. My Oyster card simply doesn’t cover the bandwagon.A broad misconception of the metrosexual is that he is the grey area between the hetero and homosexual male; I find this reasoning unfounded. I

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On the 31st of July 2008 I’ll be stepping (more likely sleeping) into my mid-twenties. People older than me might yell, “Oh, I wish I was twenty-four again.” - because of hearing difficulties. And people younger may send me text message which reads, “oh I cnt w8 2 b 24” . . . even though they are standing right next to me. I on the other hand will just be glad not to be twenty-three anymore; I

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I am here today, to answer one question and one question only. It is THE question. The ultimate question. The question that man has asked ever since he first saw ‘Back to the Future’… Is it possible to travel in time?Now… finally, after years of research, study, and pissing about getting stoned. I can reveal an answer! An answer, to the question of all questions…And that answer…. Is yes.It IS

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Never in my wildest dreams could I conjure up such a term as ‘eBaylise it’; full credit for that one goes to my father. This witty, yet simplistic term has spread like wildfire (in my house). It’s in reference to putting something up for sale on eBay . . . get it? The internet is filled with unlimited resources for time wasting, so it’s great that there’s a service out there that allows you

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Apparently watching pirate DVDs is the equivalent of breaking into someone’s home and stealing their television . . . or strolling into a DVD store and helping yourself to a five finger discount . . . worse still, the anti-pirate DVD campaigns imply that if you watch pirate DVDs you might as well be snatching handbags from old ladies. And if that wasn’t enough we’re even faced with an FBI warning

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It of course makes no sense for me to review a movie without watching it . . . so instead I'll review two movies I’m yet to see. More like two movies I am eager to watch. The buzz surrounding the highly anticipated and latest instalment of the Batman series (is it the sequel or like part six?) The Dark Knight has caught my attention and prompted me into downloading Batman Begins.…Unfortunately my

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Curriculum Vitae Name: Ak-Man Address: http://adarkershadeofblack.blogspot.com Personal Profile: They said the wheel couldn’t be reinvented . . . so that’s exactly what I did! I made it rounder and added a few more curves, increasing efficiency by 0.9 percent! I am the shit, the bee’s knees, the dog’s bollocks! I am the empty barrel that

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"Maybe I'm Exhausted, Maybe I Just Lost It,Maybe I Should Pick Up The Pen And Try Force It" -Joe Budden

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Are their any good builders out there? Finding one isn’t as simple as getting good crack in the eighties is it? Damn, they lock up all the drug pushers and let the real cowboys roam the streets. Every time these dusty boot crooks leave my house they get a wad of cash and leave what appears to be a job well done . . . “Cheers Bob, thanks once again.” . . . that is until you turn the tap and

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Realistically Speaking . . .Would You Trust These Two Men?A to the . . .

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Who wants some free money? OK, it’s not totally free, you have to ‘work’ for it . . . well actually, if your fortunate enough, you just have to turn up to work. You don’t even have to arrive there on time. “Of course profits drive most companies to get the most activity out its employees for the least amount of payment that they can get away with. So it would serve an employee well to

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Just when you thought that no one else could possible fit in the train, ten more people push and squeeze in.When the train pulls into another station (one stop closer to work) you see a crowd of people, and you’ll question how many of them will get onto the train . . . then answer is ALL OF THEM. Apart from the ‘particulars’ everyone has places go . . . or places they should already be.The bright

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"Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are truedescriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by anastrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiacsign and label on the subject line.This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice ishaving a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only

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Is it ever really too late to jump onto a fad?<?xml:namespace prefix = o />Of course it is! You don’t want to be that weirdo on the bus wearing a bandana and playing with a Tamogotchi. Timing is of course the biggest factor as most of these trends are either seasonal or simply the flavour of the month. Catch on too late and you would have missed ‘the movement’.Many come and go; they’re typically

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She told me she loves flowers, how sweet. I bought her chocolates just so I could have some. So selfish I know, but who eats flowers? Continuously hinting about the new Italian restaurant, I told her to wave as we passed by. Chinese it is again, Who can say no to a buffet? Apparently pink would look ‘delicious’ on me. I don’t want to look delicious. She looks delicious, And that’

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Cheers! 10,000 page hits . . . quite the mile stone eh? Did this in about 10months, that’s a lot of blogging. That’s like 1,000 hits a months, and the end of our maths lesson. Hope you folks have been enjoying my randomness, creative burst, religious and political views. Along with my demented dating tips and techniques, little life stories and the occasional works or art. Jeez, what

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How’d my new PC break after less than a week? Wouldn’t have been too surprised if I’d had the thing for a year or two . . . but less than a week and it died? R.I.P.I strolled into PC World with a no nonsense mentality.Store Assistant: "Can I help you?"Ak-Man: "Yeah, my PC won’t switch on, I want to exchange it or get a refund."You have to give them the options or they’ll take you for a ride and

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It’s been a not so silent war between us for a while now. I guess everyone knew it was coming to an end. Break-ups are always easier when you see them coming. And if you’re like me then it’s likely that you’ll have something lined up before you split. I made no secret of that, everyone knew I had your replacement lined up, I’d pretty much moved on already . . . I was at least planning to. You can

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“Where’s all the updates you lazy SOB?” – No one actually said this.Somewhere along the line I’ve lost the ability to wrap up and conclude on my thought processes. This makes it quite hard to finish anything I start on. And I’ve been working on quite a lot as you’ll see.Despite not having as much spare time as I’m used to, I’m still scribbling on scrap paper, typing out findings, theories and

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In between living and trying to stay alive I’m taking time to put together a masterpiece. I’m working on my book, I’m currently one chapter deep (actually a milestone) and it’s looking like a modern day classic. The first chapter has taken three attempts but I’m happy with it now and I’ve formulated fat chunky chunks of plots and twits in my head. It’s seems that my plan to read several books for

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Let me quickly bang this out before the rage fades.Two weeks ago I parted with hard cash to watch a film called Transformers . . . you may have heard of it? OF COURSE YOU HAVE! It’s been promoted as one of the biggest blockbusters of the year . . . yeah right. Unsaturated pure garbage! This is why I download and watch so many movies on my laptop . . . free of charge.I’m a tough film critic, no

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It’s about time . . . I don’t know how I’ve lasted so long (three months) without my first love. It’s been a cruel long summer, but at least it’ll end with some passion.On August the 11th 2007 the 2007/08 English Premier League kicks off for another highly anticipated season. I can almost smell the freshly cut grass.As a football junkie, this means so much to me. My passion for the sport takes up

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