tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31910900629601315912009-04-30T09:23:33.193-04:00le Blogutopiale blogutopia celebrates blogging, vlogging, vlogumentaring, magic, dinosaurs, kittehs and much, much more. It feeds on the weak and gives to the strong, in faith that is.Captain Kellynoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3191090062960131591.post-71033100384222909682009-04-29T10:58:00.007-04:002009-04-30T09:16:58.413-04:00Swine Flu Produces New Strain of Vegetarian VampiresOn a dark, cold day in 1917 Carlisle Cullen witnessed a charmingly handsome young chap engulfed in the Spanish Influenza. This young man, so smoldering!, so virginal!, was coughing his last strained, bloody cough when Carlisle decided to do the unthinkable: turn Edward into a vampire. But not just any type of vampire--one that doesn't eat humans. And also sparkles like a delicate, yet deadly, Captain Kellynoreply@blogger.com1