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101 ways to get kicked out of walmart

2009-11-07T13:09:00.000-05:00

Walmart is a money hungry store that cares about profits more than its customers or employees. Since the international superpower is so profit-driven, it's very difficult for one to be kicked out of a store. Why kick someone out when they may spend a few dollars? So here's a list of ways to get kicked out of walmart.

This is a game, what are your suggestions?

1.Ask to get kicked out/banned
2.Walk in wearing a chicken costume and harass people
3.Walk up to any one in the store, and say “Your a wizard Harry.”
4.Stand up on a clerk counter and sing Freebird
5.get a friend to stand on the clerk counter and sing a song while you chant “Freebird!
6. Run around nude?
7. Bomb threat.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long,” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
20. Put M&M’s on layaway.
21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”
36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).
45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
51. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
52. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.
53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
57. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
58. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.
60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.
64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”
66. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
68. If you’re female: Take some men’s clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist “But I AM a man” if the attendant says anything. If you’re a man, vice versa.
69. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.
70. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “P-eeew! That perfume stinks!”
71. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.
72. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer “Mike Hunt” (or “Harry Butz”, etc.)
73. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemmorhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.
74. While you’re doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of “Anusol” by covering up the “OL” on the logo.
75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.
76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.
77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.
78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.
79. One word: STREAK!
80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.
81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
82. Walk up to the customer service and say “Hello, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke.” Then go to Mc Donald’s and try to return a toaster.
83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.
84. When alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”.
85. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.
86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
87. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your can.
88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.
90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.
91. Put super sexy women’s lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around.
92. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.
93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say “blink” each time it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized.
94. Put condoms in the mannequin’s hands, and cigarettes in their mouths.(Safety warning: Leave cigarettes unlit.)
95. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and “buzzing”.
96. With friends, stage a “sit-in” in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.
97. Walk up to a guy and say “It’s YOU!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” and kiss him, then say “Why didn’t you ever call me?” and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy.
98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.
99. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.
100. Ask everyone in “Electronics” “Do you know what CD this song is on? I don’t know the name but it goes like this:”. Then sing loudly, and don’t stop until somebody throws you out.
101. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.

Chris Brown Upset Over Rihanna's Good Morning America Interview

2009-11-07T13:00:00.002-05:00

Chris Brown's career is in turmoil and he wants to make a comeback. Rihanna is making that difficult by talking to Diane Sawyer about the physical violence inflicted upon her by her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown.

Chris told MTV that he's trying to change.

'I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us. I do appreciate her support and wish her the best."

"I am extremely sorry for what I did, and I accept accountability for my actions. At this point, I am taking the proper steps to learn about me and grow from my mistakes. I only hope that others in similar situations can learn from our experience as well. Abuse of any kind is always wrong. The rest I leave it to God."

Taylor Jacobson FIRED!!

2009-11-07T12:57:00.002-05:00

Taylor Jacobsen was fired from Bravo's The Rachel Zoe Project after working for her raisin faced boss for four years.

Taylor has beef with her coworker Brad Goreski and things came to a halt, effective immediately!

Taylor has appeared on the show for two seasons and announced the news on her Twitter page:

“Today is an end of an era and a beginning of a new professional chapter. Looking forward to what the future brings…!!!”

No one wants to fess up on why she was fired, sources only confirm that Taylor is no longer working for Rachel Zoe.

Susan Boyle Dancing With the Stars Video

2009-11-07T12:53:00.002-05:00

Susan Boyle will sing her little heart out on Dancing with the Stars. The homely singer from Scotland will hit the stage to sing songs from her new album, I Dreamed a Dream.

Susan is "excited and happy," her brother John Boyle says. "She loves America and loves the people. She appreciates their honesty."

Good for her!

Adam Lambert's Boyfriend Drake LaBry

2009-08-22T23:03:00.002-04:00

Adam Lambert hit West Hollywood's Guys and Dolls nightclub with his boyfriend Drake LaBry and the paparazzi went crazy with the pictures. They held hands and they look happy.

Kate Gosselin Bikini Photos

2009-08-22T23:00:00.002-04:00

Kate Gosselin's body is really good considering that she's the mother of eight kids. Kate Gosselin looks kind of buff though, don't you think?

Lady Gaga Big Penis Video

2009-08-22T22:57:00.000-04:00

Lady Gaga is a nasty slut and she's proud of it. Check this out.

Haylie Duff Nose Job Pics

2009-08-22T22:54:00.002-04:00

Haylie Duff looks less like a horse now that she's sawed off her nose. Haylie Duff's nose job cost an estimated $20K.

Haylie’s nose has been shortened, angled upward and rounded off.

“I think they made her chin smaller by chipping away at the bone,” he adds.“This is a good job. I think Haylie’s features have better harmony.”

New Moon Movie Pictures

2009-08-22T22:48:00.003-04:00

Robert Pattinson is shirtless and glistening on the New Moon movie set. Robert Pattinson is sexy and seductive. Aren't you jealous of Kristen Stewart?

Lady Gaga Naked Pictures

2009-08-22T22:45:00.002-04:00

Lady Gaga has a big butt and a curvy hourglass figure. Do you think Lady Gaga naked pictures are hot? Or should she focus more on her face than her body?

Avril Lavigne Bikini Pics

2009-08-22T22:38:00.002-04:00

Avril Lavigne is very curvy and sexy and her body is bangin. Avril Lavigne hit the beach with one of her girlfriends and it looks like they had a lot of fun in the Southern California sun.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: New Couple, Dating

2009-08-22T20:05:00.002-04:00

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went to lunch in Italy and the single photo of them together is making everyone believe that the two are an item. What do you think? Is it true?

Clay Aiken vs. Adam Lambert

2009-08-22T20:01:00.001-04:00

Clay Aiken blogged about why Adam Lambert sucks and American Idol judges need to stop being so biased and choosing a winner before viewers are able to.

Clay didn't have to be so harsh. Here's a small excerpt cause Clay's rant is extremely long:

I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing "Ring of Fire" and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening!

Clay is totally the kind of dude who can't even kill an effing spider. If Adam's voice is so frightening, everything probably scares him. So not hot! Plus, considering that Clay was dropped from his label, the queen is probably a little bitter. Time to step away from the keyboard.

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Video

2009-08-22T20:00:00.002-04:00

Here's the Jon & Kate Plus 8 video that got tongues wagging and all the tabloids talking. Jon Gosselin hints that there's trouble in paradise.

Miley Cyrus Bikini Photos

2009-08-22T19:55:00.002-04:00

Miley Cyrus spent some time in the Bahamas where her bikini pictures were taken and posted online. Miley Cyrus then launched an attack on Twitter, posting the following tweets:

talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont even like the word. those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words.

the ones that scar people and cause them to do damage to themselves or others. people that are so okay with being so hateful diguist me and need to spend last time on a gossip website and more time a. reading your bible b. reading stories/articles about what happens when cyber abuse and name calling happens. kids hurt themselves. this is not something to be taken lightly.

i know these 'message boards' are "no big deal" to YOU but is to the victim. this has got to stop!!! oh and ps if your thighs don't jiggle go see a doctor. thanks. :)"

Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson's Pregnant Girlfriend.

2009-08-22T19:51:00.002-04:00

Mel Gibson's an anti-semetic womanizer with a young girlfriend. Mel Gibson's homewrecker is named Oksana Grigorieva. She has lips like Angelina Jolie and she's already into her second trimester of pregnancy.

Mel has allegedly been cheating on his wife Robyn for ages.

Oksana resides in a house that Mel bought for her.

Jillian Harris

2009-08-22T19:48:00.002-04:00

Jillian Harris is the oldest Bachelorette in the show's history. The 30 year-old Canadian with a huge nose lost a lot of weight from the time that she was competing on The Bachelor.

Jillian is a fun-loving, very likeable young woman who all the men are going to be fighting over. I hope it works out. The show really needs to be canceled if these couples can't keep it together.

Kim Kardashian Cellulite Photoshop

2009-05-17T03:34:00.003-04:00

In Kim Kardashian's Complex magazine photos Kim Kardashian's skin was bleached, her legs and waist went under the knife for some liposuction and her baby hairs were removed from her fo' head. The veins and light spots on her thighs have also magically disappeared.

I don't mind Photoshop and airbrushing, although I'll never endorse bleaching one's skin, but if you're going to take off about 18 pounds from someone, their boobs should also be smaller. Nope! The breasts always remain the same size, if not enlarged, while the rest of the body is butchered.

Tammy Bruce Michelle Obama

2009-05-17T03:31:00.000-04:00

Tammy Bruce is unqualified to say anything about Michelle Obama. What does Tammy Bruce know about being black?! Nothing. She knows as much about that as I know about a white person being called a wigger, redneck, white trash, cracker, dumb blonde or etc. I am unqualified to speak of a white person's struggle and she is unqualified to speak of a black person's struggle.

Alright. I am done. Rant over. That was exhausting and I am glad that the "trash in the White House" is able to bring taboo topics to the forefront of discussion among the youth and adults alike.

Audrina Patridge Cocaine, Drug Addict

2009-05-17T03:30:00.001-04:00

I took one look at Audrina and thought 'eating disorder!' Then I took one look at Justin Bobby and thought, 'they do drugs, before, after and during sex.'

And to think, even while Ceiling Eyes is on drugs she's still way boring? As Lily Allen said, some people really are bad at taking drugs.

Romi claimed she regularly supplied Audrina with cocaine, saying, "not only do I carry the drugs for Audrina but I also frequently sell it to her for free stash."
Romi elaborated on the beach house and the 4th of July 2008 party being filmed for the The Hills and how she was forced to go back and forth between that house and the DKNY house to ferry drugs back and forth to the reality show star.

As of December 2008, another source reports that according to Romi, she is now supplying Audrina with Hydrocodone and Oxycontin as well.

Twitter: Demi Moore Ass

2009-05-17T03:27:00.001-04:00

Ashton Kutcher posted a link to a photo of Demi Moore's butt. Demi is in shape and she is sexier than me even though she could be my grandmother.

Love Sex Magic Video - What do you think?

2009-05-17T03:26:00.000-04:00

Dean Sheremet Gay

2009-05-17T03:25:00.000-04:00

LeAnn Rimes' husband, Dean "Rainbow" Sheremet, is a bonafide homosexual. As you would expect, LeAnn has been careful to cover up his homosexuality for years so it doesn't create some major public embarrassment for her.

Confirmed sources say that on several occasions they have witnessed Dean (or Rainbow as we now call him) making out with and performing fellatio on make-up artist, Neil Robertson.
Neil was a fresh make up artist out of the adult industry and was on tour and did appearances with LeAnn for almost 2 years. Go figure! Real job security!
Come on, she has to get it somewhere!

LeAnn should just hurry up with the divorce before she makes more money that she'll lose in the divorce proceedings and alimony payments. The sooner she cuts ties, the better. Lucky for her they don't have any kiddos.

Lindsay Lohan Fornarnia Video

2009-05-17T03:23:00.001-04:00

Lindsay Lohan is trying to avoid her destiny in the adult entertainment industry by lending her talents to fine works such as this Fornarnia ad.

Alexis Grace

2009-05-17T03:21:00.000-04:00

Something about Alexis Grace's bony ass bothers me, but she should not have been sent home last night. This leaves one open slot for the top 4 on American Idol following yesterday's story that the show is rigged. I'm hoping that Allison Iraheta, the Latina Kelly Clarkson, will make it all the way to the top 3!

Danny Gokey is overrated. He's too much of a teddy bear and should be playing a heartthrob on some CW show instead. Allison, on the other hand, rocks my world as does gay Adam Lambert and sassy Lil Rounds.

Grace, a 21-year-old single mother from Memphis, Tenn., also had the least number of viewer voters for her Tuesday performance of Dolly Parton's "Jolene."
Replied Grace, "I wish I could've done better. But, you know, things happen for a reason."