tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31502499.post-30284507837676670842008-04-15T01:56:00.000-06:002008-05-01T02:04:46.268-06:00I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!I had been dreading this day. And today was it. This morning, during the first announcement, I forgot where the hell we were <em>going. </em>"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board Alpha-Bits Airlines Flight 666, with service to <em>BOOP." </em>I had nothing. It was gone. Fifty cabbage heads were staring at me, waiting to find out for where they were destined. Felt like I was in <em>A Christmas Story. </em>Luckily, this was one of the two-FA planes, and the other one leaned casually over and whispered the answer into the PA. Not sure if that made her helpful or a jerk, but the passengers were laughing so hard that I didn't really have to find out.Philnoreply@blogger.com