Odd. Cats do that to me. Annoying. The first time...

2006-11-30T00:04:00.000Z

Odd. Cats do that to me. Annoying.

The first time I visited some friends of my young son, their rather wild looking moggy leaped onto my lap while I was sitting listening to the conversation in their front room. I idly ran my hand down her back a few times, which she arched, and then casually jumped to the floor and stalked off, presumably having made some obscure point, like they do. I noticed everyone in the room had fallen silent, staring at me with shocked expression. What's the problem? I said. "She's never allowed anyone to do that before." Do what? "Touch her. Stroke her."
What does she normally do then?
"She attacks evryone. She's not our cat she just comes by sometimes. Last time someone touched her we had to take them to A&E.

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Odd. Cats do that to me. Annoying. The first time...