tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30715132009-05-23T19:48:21.829-06:00My CrapSome general musings. I don't care if you like it or not.Toninoreply@blogger.comBlogger1111125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-67526196520387549882009-05-23T19:47:00.000-06:002009-05-23T19:48:21.835-06:00"YOU THINK I HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO LOSE...JACK"? - Tony 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-6752619652038754988?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-48815099201324821992009-05-10T20:53:00.001-06:002009-05-10T20:53:40.219-06:00"I'm not asking for your forgivness". - Jack 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-4881509920132482199?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-55164756674060468142009-05-03T19:38:00.001-06:002009-05-03T19:40:20.888-06:00"I'M NOT ARGUING, I'M ASKING." - Janice 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-5516475667406046814?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-83618344041879551362009-04-27T21:53:00.003-06:002009-04-27T21:54:53.750-06:00For Weenie!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5RcP9hFfYA4/SfZ9zoc3oNI/AAAAAAAAANA/7_irzgLPlNQ/s1600-h/67+Midget+Stripper.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5RcP9hFfYA4/SfZ9zoc3oNI/AAAAAAAAANA/7_irzgLPlNQ/s400/67+Midget+Stripper.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329585535024865490" border="0" /></a><br />Midget Stripper<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-8361834404187955136?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-17072491588583245952009-04-26T08:07:00.000-06:002009-04-26T08:08:43.959-06:00"I'M NOT GETTING OUT." - Jack 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-1707249158858324595?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-77380446663735477892009-04-18T20:42:00.000-06:002009-04-18T20:49:25.177-06:00"YOU'LL FIND OUT" - Jonas 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-7738044666373547789?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-68154805056083637832009-04-08T20:01:00.000-06:002009-04-08T20:18:52.317-06:00"Yea, I know what that is. Thank you." - Tony 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-6815480505608363783?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-78637062973816326882009-04-05T19:08:00.000-06:002009-04-05T19:33:36.295-06:00"I tested positive." - Jack 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-7863706297381632688?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-41385019103779291462009-03-29T13:07:00.001-06:002009-03-29T13:08:27.045-06:00"FORGET ABOUT HIM JACK. HE WAS DEAD THE MINUTE HE STEPPED OUT THAT DOOR, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT JACK." -Tony 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-4138501910377929146?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-11257062730744292422009-03-21T19:57:00.000-06:002009-03-21T19:58:05.338-06:00"IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE." - Jack 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-1125706273074429242?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-77002981283419836642009-03-14T20:52:00.000-06:002009-03-14T21:39:44.338-06:00"MARTHA AND I WERE CLOSE" - Aaron 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-7700298128341983664?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-66728969588413282142009-03-14T20:51:00.001-06:002009-03-14T20:52:33.161-06:00"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING SENATOR" - Bill 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-6672896958841328214?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-6999331695888192402009-03-14T19:57:00.001-06:002009-03-14T19:57:44.191-06:00"YOU AND I, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TALK." - Jack 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-699933169588819240?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-1433892568153967762009-03-01T08:40:00.000-07:002009-03-01T08:41:10.624-07:00Pimping<div class="entry"> <div class="snap_preview"><p>I am not the kind of person who puts ads on their blog. Mostly because I know not enough people read my crap that would make it worth the effort. However, I did add a spot for the butler bag today. This is a really cool purse that I absolutely love. I own one and gave one to my grandmother. I hope to someday (economy willing) own another one. I decided to add the link because it is something I like and I have used.</p> <p>And if that is my criteria for any ads I will for sure add a link for hysterectomies as soon as I find one. <img src="http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="wp-smiley" /> </p> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-143389256815396776?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-23000532112649483902009-02-24T06:26:00.000-07:002009-02-24T06:27:28.162-07:00"IT'S NOT OVER FOR ROSA." - Agent Walker 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-2300053211264948390?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-33698465703666460412009-02-22T09:42:00.003-07:002009-02-22T09:53:59.929-07:00How you doin'?I realized I hadn't done any updates on the job situation so I figured I would fill in the 2 whole readers I still have of this blog.<br /><br />I landed a new job shortly after the lay off. The week before I started I interviewed with another company. The week after I stared they offered me that job. I feel so loved! The one with that company offered better benefits and more pay. However, it did contain some customer service type work that I really didn't want to do. I also really didn't want to work back down town 8-5. So, I decided the money wasn't really worth it right now. Besides, where I am I have more potential for movement. <br /><br />It is tough, taking a step back in pay and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">seniority</span> at this stage of my life. Starting over again at almost 40 isn't easy. Especially when you feel as crappy as I do some days. (Not that <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">seniority</span> helped me at my old job).<br /><br />I have been enjoying the company though. The team I am on is really nice, I like the people. It is a very diverse organization. The drive has been nice too. It is much closer to home. Even though I have to be there at 8 it isn't as bad as it would be going down town. I hope someday to get to go in at 7, but my boss is a bit of a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">micro manager</span> when it comes to time, so I will work on fixing her. Or after my initial year is up, I will try for another position on another team or even in another department.<br /><br />But for now I am <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">OK</span>. The job is <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">OK</span>. I miss having extra spending money, but we will be alright.<br />And maybe in the long run this will be better.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-3369846570366646041?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-58225663008856833712009-02-18T20:25:00.001-07:002009-02-18T20:26:42.902-07:00BIOS WHAT?<div class="entry"> <div class="snap_preview"><p>About a week ago my laptop started to go black just because. I could boot it back up, but it was annoying. Today it wouldn’t start up. Finally I got it to boot, but then it wanted something called the BIOS Password.</p> <p>WTF?</p> <p>I don’t have a clue. I managed to bypass that with a fingerprint log in, but now it has problems starting up and starts up in some weird mode that isn’t right. It also is making me verify a certificate for almost every website I try to go to.</p> <p>GGGGRRR.</p> <p>Mostly I am a computer retard. So I don’t know.</p> <p>Then, like a ton of bricks it hit me.</p> <p>I bought an extended warranty…but…for how long.</p> <p>I bought this laptop in summer 2006. Maybe I’m screwed.</p> <p>I find the paperwork for the warranty good until…</p> <p>July 18, 2009.</p> <p>YES!!! I’M COVERED!!!</p> <p>Tomorrow, I call Toshiba.</p> <p>I was close to crying, since losing my job and taking a pay cut I have had to have my fridge fixed, buy a new element for my oven, and now I was sure my laptop was fucked.</p> <p>This one actually went my way.</p> <p>Yay for me!</p> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-5822566300885683371?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-75423124912156225162009-02-17T06:10:00.001-07:002009-02-17T06:12:10.873-07:00"OH, OK." - Chloe 24It was good to see Aaron Pierce again last night. But don't even get me started on how big of a plot hole having the skittish douche bag be the mole is!!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-7542312491215622516?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-278495326697914682009-02-16T19:03:00.003-07:002009-02-16T19:10:46.870-07:00WankerFor the past few weeks Tweak has been a bit obsessed with licking, chewing and pulling on his junk. It was getting out of control.<br /><br />So, I google it, "Dog pulls on penis".<br /><br />Come to find out it can be a sign of infection.<br /><br />Rob takes him to the vet today. He does have a small infection, but not enough to warrant an irritation bad enough for him to be pulling on it. My vet's expert opinion...it's behavioral.<br /><br />MY DOG LIKES TO MASTURBATE!<br /><br />I didn't even know that was possible.<br /><br />The little perv.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5RcP9hFfYA4/SZocRzjKHeI/AAAAAAAAAM4/D4WCvuBVsqw/s1600-h/tweak.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 315px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5RcP9hFfYA4/SZocRzjKHeI/AAAAAAAAAM4/D4WCvuBVsqw/s400/tweak.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303582603403206114" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-27849532669791468?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-16760303172507210562009-02-14T06:35:00.002-07:002009-02-14T06:36:09.918-07:00Happy Valentines Day!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5RcP9hFfYA4/SZbIvMvZq0I/AAAAAAAAAMw/rxmy5guH4XM/s1600-h/90valentinechocolate.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5RcP9hFfYA4/SZbIvMvZq0I/AAAAAAAAAMw/rxmy5guH4XM/s400/90valentinechocolate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302646324474784578" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-1676030317250721056?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-9794691553686564782009-02-11T18:22:00.000-07:002009-02-11T18:23:31.661-07:00"YOU GONNA GIVE ME YOUR KEYS OR NOT?" - Jack 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-979469155368656478?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-33806374093390028712009-02-02T20:44:00.001-07:002009-02-02T20:44:40.990-07:00"NO". -Janice 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-3380637409339002871?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-87713131715579602862009-01-26T20:48:00.001-07:002009-01-26T20:48:50.454-07:00"NO, I'M A STAY AT HOME MOM." - Chloe 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-8771313171557960286?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-54554694914405940662009-01-26T20:30:00.000-07:002009-01-26T20:31:15.465-07:00"WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME". - Jack 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-5455469491440594066?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3071513.post-23284269417805225062009-01-21T07:38:00.000-07:002009-01-21T07:39:24.302-07:00"SHUT UP, OR I WILL SHUT YOU UP."- Jack 24<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3071513-2328426941780522506?l=mycrap.blogspot.com'/></div>Toninoreply@blogger.com0