Summary of Me and My Fellow Earthlings

Guys, can you do it?

2009-06-01T06:51:00.004+09:30

I came across this very interesting news. The heading reads "Man chops off his penis"

A man from Egypt has chopped off his own penis because his parents forced him to marry a woman that he does not like . I was like OMG. Of all things, WHY IN THE WORLD would he wanna chop off his own penis. This is something that is irreversible and will affect his whole life. It's not like he can get the world's best super glue and glue the detached penis back to where it belonged.

Well, there are other better things that he could do apart from "that":

1. Run away from home is probably the best thing to do.
2. Slit his own wrist threatening his parents that he'd rather die than marrying the woman.
3. Perhaps get some support from relatives to convince his parents.
4. Kill his parents (jk!)
5. Show bad impressions to the woman and her parents

What's done is done. I feel sorry for him. He's only 25 years old. Guess what? He also mutilated his own testicles. Well, it's just sad.

;;

2009-05-12T06:30:00.003+09:30

This is really stupid. Watch it!

BUSH: 10 stupid moments of his life.

10. The trip
9. Not knowing his left from his right hand
8. The butt slap
7. Drinking
6. Cleaning glasses
5. Confused stare
4. Talking about his visit to Africa
3. Helicopter head bump
2. The dog dropped
1. Looking presidential

Funny video

2009-04-30T15:32:00.000+09:30

This is super funny! Watch it!

I can only live there in my dreams.

2009-03-20T03:44:00.003+10:30

LOOK AT THE PICTURES!

THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL ISN'T IT?

THEY ARE ALL RECLAIMED LAND IN DUBAI.

I WONDER WHO'LL BE LIVING IN BRUNEI IN THE WORLD ISLAND.

LOL.

THE WORLD ISLAND

THE PALM ISLAND

A God damnifying post

2009-03-13T04:39:00.006+10:30

EVER WONDER WHY AUSTRALIA IS THE 2ND FATTEST NATION IN THE WORLD?

Well I'ma tell you why!!!

The story goes....

The other day I was trying to apply for a visa.

I thought I had all the DOCUMENTS ready but I realised I still havent had my skills assessed yet.

So I applied online to my assessment authority to assess my skills.

Once I filled in all the details "NECESSARY" for the application,

I proceeded on to the PAYMENT.

Wtf!.............$319!!!!!

A GOD DAMN LETTER FOR $319!

Now now now....Here's the main point.

COME ON! A letter! .............. for 319 bucks!

They really know how to earn our money to buy FOOD!

They charge us so much for this small damn thing and that's why we're feeding them till fat until there is no point of return.

-End of story-

P.S. They EARNED so much from me! They over-bought food in which they are not supposed to consume. They over-ate "Low Fat" ice-creams, over-munched a handful of McD fries at a time, over-ate their 99% FAT FREE spaghetti, over-dipped FAT FREE CRACKERS ON 99% FAT FREE dips, over-fed themselves with irresistably fattening family-sized pizzas and underspent time at the gym.

(OK I know the 99% FAT FREE spaghetti is a bit weird but yeah. /ebrow to y'all!!!!!!!)

Funny chat conversation

2009-03-13T03:56:00.006+10:30

I am A. /ebrow
SAI = shit

A: i love cooking ++
B: /ebrow i will finish them
A: even if i cook sai you will also finish? ++
B: =.= sai?? ur sai ka?
A: yes you wanna eat my sai?
B: /...
A: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
B: u eat it first. sai is different story...cannot eat de leh
A: i cook for you...you said you will finish everything i cook ++
B: =.= but.. but...sai leh...u dare to take it meh
A: ok then..nvm
B: u dare to hold it using ur hands? /ebrow imaging how to cook sai
A: no need.
B: hahaha
A: i go toilet lausai on your plate then you eat
B: u go to image it
A: HAHAHAHHAHA
B: =.=wow lau leh. i was from hungry until wanna vomit
A: i cook it inside my stomach, intenstine
B: u try it first..then i eat lor.
A: and straight away serve on the plate
B: watak la...
A: no..it's specially made for you..
B: =.= i don't eat sai. cook other delicious food ma. dun cook sai la.
A: ok loh forget it.
B: =.= ola ola. cook sai la. i will finish them. in the toilet. but u can't see i eat them. /ebrow
A: you must eat in front of me using knife and fork.
B: i just flush them in the toilet bow. =.=. yucks! u...u...
A: cut it nicely using the knife then put it in your mouth using the fork
B: 很恶心拉 (hen er xin la)
A: if very 恶心 (er xin) then dnt eat loh. nvm nvm.
B: u dare to cook...i eat!!!!
A: i dare. why dont dare
B: i go australia end of this year
A: you wanna eat lu rou (a canto dish) or wotever..i cook it and eat it the day before
B: =.=
A: then next day will lausai those lu rou and serve to you on the plate
B: so er xin la
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I cant believe I just said the things I said. =.=

Lamington + sweet chilli

2008-10-24T11:46:00.004+10:30

Last week was a friend's birthday.

We had buffet.

Then my friend suggested a game.

If you guys watch Super Trio Show, it was the game where someone loses when they've said the number that appears in the tv.

Whoever lost must eat some shitty food.

I lost the first game and I ate Lamington (which wasn't so bad after all)

So I got the chance to take some shitty food from the buffet for the next loser to eat.

There was once while I was away, everyone made up the whole game to make me lose.

I brought back Lamington coated with sweet chilli.

So this game I was destined to lose.

I had to eat the shitty food that I brought back myself!

Man, LAMINGTON + SWEET CHILLI!

As soon as I put half of it in my mouth, I wanted to puke it out.

In the end, I really did!

I went to the toilet.

When I came out my friend hasn't finished his one bowl of moose since the second game!

So I exchanged with him and he agreed.

I finished up the moose in a few seconds.

So he had no choice but to finish the other half of my Lamington + sweet chilli......

And guess wot?

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He puked as well!

LOL!

Everyone was laughing like hell.

Big 2, Big Time!!!

2008-10-24T11:33:00.005+10:30

I was so damn tired these couple of days.

Been playing mahjong, big 2 and drinking.

Drinking makes my body tire the next day and it makes me wanna sleep as well.

Yesterday I played big 2 with a couple of friends.

Whoever have the most cards must drink water.

10 cards below - 1 glass

10 cards and above - 2 Glasses

13 cards - 3 GLASSES!

LOL~ Insane!

We were so damn full!

Instead of drinking 1 full glass of water,

we drank other alternatives, 1/2 glass of pure spirits, aloe vera and milk.

In the end we all drank water, coz we ran out of alternatives!

Man, I went to the toilet for SO MANY TIMES!!!

I was the one who drank the least.

But still I drank aloooooooot!

A friend who has the best skills in Big 2 lost the most coz he has really bad cards and always got 10 cards and above at end of the game.

In the end, we had to stop the game or eles our kidney's gonna burst!

Piano practical exam

2008-10-24T11:04:00.002+10:30

The other day I just had my piano exam.

I was nervous as hell.

LOL

My friends told me they always wore skirts when they had their piano exams.

My piano teacher told me I shouldn't wear jeans.

OK!

So I wore skirt and a tube with a strip going around my neck.

But then it turned out everyone was wearing casual.

They wore jeans and some guys' attire were so scruffy.

Anyways my exam was in a church.

I was very nervous.

I played the first piece and I screwed up.

LOL

My teacher told me to look at the score while playing for the first piece.

But I think I can do it so I have the score put aside.

DAMNATION!

Then the examiner told me to start playing the second piece.

And I requested her to give me 5 seconds to calm down.

LOL

The second piece was alright but I kinda screwed up at the ending part which was expected.

When I was about to start playing the third piece,

the examiner asked me back if I need 5 seconds to calm down.

LOL

Then I was like, "errr, ok"

The third piece was alright.

As for others like sight-reading and aural test, I was ok with them.

The examiner asked me to guess the time signature.

I guessed it wrongly saying it's a duple.

She gave me another chance.

So obviously the answer was quadruple.

Overall, it was a funny experience.

But I must say the grand piano was so damn nice to play on.

It was not too much of a problem for to play on a grand

coz I played it alot in another uni.

Grand pianos are the best!

Comedian

2008-09-13T21:00:00.003+09:30

This guy's funny. He broadcasts himself on Youtube to fame. Jessica Alba and Baron Davis actually responded to his staring competition and waste paper basket competition.

Paine's Theme

2008-08-29T06:03:00.002+09:30

This is Paine's Theme from Final Fantasy X-2 Piano Collections.

It's jazz and jazz music has weird rhythms.

I really like the way this guy played this song. He's very skillful.

I can't play this song because I know my own standards.

If I would ever master this song it would probably take a year or so.

I believe Sharon can play this.

Ganbatte!!!

Windows Vista Home Premium

2008-08-23T23:13:00.006+09:30

The 3 pictures below are the printscreen of my desktop.

I really like the Google Desktop (the side bar of my desktop) because I can customise it by adding applications that I like.

Here, I've added a digital and an analog clock.
I can set alarm for the digital one to wake me up.
Then there's the Weather Globe where I can check the daily weather at a glance.
Then I've got the pictures slideshow
I've also got a-list-of-things-to-do which is a reminder.
I have this Einstein and Real Estate Daily Quotes which are pretty cool.
I can also add things like Google Map, YouTube videos etc.

When I maximize my window, the sidebar will still be at the side

Because I set the Google desktop always-on-top.

The latest Real Player 11 Gold is very nice which the theme matches the Vista theme.

When I Switch-between-Windows which is the middle icon right beside the start menu, it lays out the windows as shown in the picture above.

I can select the desired window then resume my activities at maximised screen.

The bad thing about laptops nowadays are that they dont have Microsoft Office.

It really sucks when I dont have a MS Office coz I cant really do my assignments and stuffs.

So today I beh tahan and I downloaded the trial version of MS Office 2007 and finally I can start doing my assignments.

Big Bang

2008-08-23T22:34:00.002+09:30

The love and feeling

They're just simply amazing,

I need you in my life.

But love is breaking,

You know my situation

I have to say goodbye.

Love is pain

and I cry, cry.

I love you

I love you not.

I miss you.

Come back to me.

Staff Party

2008-08-20T12:40:00.003+09:30

Oh yeah! I forgotten. I think I should blog about the staff party that I've joined. So yeah, my mentor told me to go to the staff party which was to celebrate the end of the company's financial year. The party was the day before the commencement of my second semester. My mentor told me that I could bring a "partner" so I brought my friend along. At least there was someone accompanying me coz I seriously don't know many people there.

Well, it was pretty fun. I went bowling at Ten Pin Bowling and I've got the chance to meet the company's managing director, directors, valuers and some other staff members and their partners. They were almost 30 people there. I socialised a bit with most of them and they were all very friendy. I played two games of bowling and I was tired like shit. I must say that I sucked at bowling coz I always had gutter balls.

LOL

They were snacks at Ten Pin and drinks as well. If I ever go back to Ten Pin to play bowling I will get 20% discount with the name of my company (not exactly my company but yeah. LOL) After the fun part we went for dinner at a Thai restaurant at Henley Beach. The menu was super expensive I must say and it was really hard to make a decision of what to order so someone decided to order the banquet.

The banquet was like around $40 and plus we have to order our own drinks which costed about a $50 meal per person coz we ordered the drinks a few times. LOL. I sat beside an ex-director/valuer and sitting in front of me was the managing director's wife. We chatted.

Overall, it was a pretty good experience coz I get to talk to alot of people. My friend and I were the only Asians in the whole entire night because there were no Asians working in the company. The best thing about it was that I didn't have to pay a single cent whether it be bowling or the dinner and I could enjoy the fun. It was all under company's expense and I must say that bowling in Australia is seriously not cheap.

Options

2008-08-19T20:50:00.004+09:30

I think I havent actually informed some of you yet.

Anyways...

I'm currently taking piano lessons.

I've registered for ABRSM piano Grade 5 theory and practical exams.

It's a crash course coz everything was sort of last minute.

I'm asking a Bachelor music student from another uni to teach me piano.

Every week I have to meet my piano teacher's EXPECTATIONS in playing the right finger technique and there are plenty of theory exercises to finish up.

It's quite stressful actually but uni work is still my priority of course.

But seriously, I've got not much of uni work to do.

LOL

I have 3 days of classes per week i.e. Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays but since last semester I've already told myself that I wouldn't attend the Friday class coz I think it's close to uselessness which makes 2 days of classes per week.

So I occupied that day with the 2 hours of piano lesson.

I'm currently still in my mentor scheme.

I'm still looking for a part time or casual position but it's really not easy to find one.

Coz the companies all assume that INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS are "hard to communicate with".

I dont know how to change their mindset.

But I've asked my mentor to help me to send out enquiries.

By the end of September, I have an IELTS exam.

Scoring 7 for each assessment is not easy and I'm not very confident with it but I'll try my best.

But usually people taking IELTS is actually wanting to get the Aussie PR which is the same for me.

But I'm really reconsidering my options.

I think Singapore is not bad after all.

I'm thinking that I will apply the Aussie PR then after that go to Singapore to work for a few years then come back to Australia.

But I'll see how it goes.

My plan will always change.

I'd probably do some Voluntary work since I'm so free.

I'd really want to continue studying Finance if I can.

But seriously no money to do so.

Lol...

P.S. - I really miss my laptop when I'm at uni.

End of my Sony laptop's destiny

2008-08-16T13:29:00.005+09:30

My Sony aptop can't be turned on again 3 weeks after I spilt milk tea on it.

I sent it for repair and the technician said the motherboard has died.

I tried to ask to him recover my data but to no avail.

The hard disk died as well.

I must get a new laptop.

So...

I bought Toshiba.

I bought it at Harvey Norman.

I added an extra AUS$99 to a 2 years extended warranty.

So it's a total of 3 years warranty.

Pretty good yeah.

I just couldn't stand the screen size of my old laptop - 10 inches.

So this is 14 inches screen size.

With Biometric lock (fingerprint lock) and face recognition lock.

My Sony laptop has only standard speakers.

My current one has really good sound system.

I don't actually need to use my 5.1 logitech speaker.

TheN it has keyboard shortcuts which is sort of like touch screen.

Obviously, it's white in colour.

It has Bluetooth and Webcam.

It has the latest processor - Intel Centrino 2 which was released few days ago.

It's in Windows Vista Home Premium.

The graphic is super clear.

It has the Google customization on desktop.

Pretty cool huh!

Lovin' it!

My Laptop

2008-08-08T15:02:00.002+09:30

A few days ago, I accidentally spilled milk tea on my laptop.

Then my laptop turned off itself.

At night, I tried to turn it on but it didn't.

3 days later I planned to take it to a computer repair shop to fix it.

Before I went, I tried to turn it on again and it worked.

Yahoo!

I'm quite stressful now

because of my piano exam

So many things to do

and so many expectations from my teacher!

My NDS Wi-fi ability

2008-07-24T01:58:00.003+09:30

Wow!
I actually just realised my Nintendo DS can actually go online
after purchasing it for 8 months!!!
It has Wi-fi that allows me to challenge other players around the world.
Which was pretty amazing.
and of course you must have Wireless connection to do so.
I've been playing Mario Kart, Tetris and Elite Beat Agents.
Damn!
The Japanese looks as if they've got so much free time...
that apart from eat, sleep and shit, they play Mario Kart and Tetris only.
I always lose to Japanese players.
I actually consider myself a good Tetris player but who knows....
when I went online, the Japanese are just way too good.
Utada Hikaru is actually a really good Tetris player a.k.a Tetris Queen.
LOL
You can try Youtube that.
With her skills
she definitely can beat the computer of the highest level (Level 5).
I can sometimes beat Level 5 but not always.
which means.....
I NEED MORE PRACTICE!!!
But seriously,
My skills aren't that good now as before.
The time during my Gold Coast/Brisbane/Melbourne trip,
was my peak.
I played Tetris every single moment
and my friends said that I was poisoned.
LOL

Funny joke

2008-07-20T03:03:00.004+09:30

There's this really funny joke I saw in an old chinese movie. Here it goes:

Auntie A: Hey, I thought you've passed away.

Auntie B: Choi! I've migrated to Philippines and I'm back to Hong Kong to buy stuffs.

Auntie A: Oh? How come? Why would you wanna choose the Philippines? You have relatives there?

Auntie B: Nope. You know, last time my maid who worked for me struck the lottery. She went back to the Philippines and wrote me a letter to ask me to go to the Philippines to work as a maid for her.

How stupid!

Bored till death

2008-07-10T01:37:00.005+09:30

I'm currently on holiday now. My money is like running water tap. Sigh...

Everyday is just spending money only. So my holiday is basically work, eat nice foods, play and watch drama. There's nothing much to do.

I'd really wanna go on vacation this holiday but the time just does not fit. I might only go on vacation during the mid semester break on September.

Yesterday I was playing Big 2 from 1am till 7am in the morning and I've broken 2 records. I've never played till this late and I've never lost this much of money before i.e. $30 in a night which is only 10 cents per card. This is considered a really small bet yet I can lose till $30!

Initially, I lost about $10+ and I wouldn't wanna let my friends go coz I wanna win back my money. In the end who knows I kept losing. I really had no luck the whole entire night and plus my skills sucked compared to them. Even sometimes I have good cards in hand and I still couldn't win.

I'm currently on a work placement/mentor scheme.

The other day I went out with a valuer to inspect a prestigious residential house. The house was really really nice. Its design was like the old English house style and I got the chance to go inside to have a look. I also get the chance to see how is it like being a valuer and what are the stuffs that they have to know.

Tomorrow I have to go look for my mentor and I'll probably go to a warehouse or factory for inspection with him.

My other mentor's colleagues initiated to ask me to accompany them to work. So far there were 3 of them and I know there are more to come.

My mentor is a commercial valuer. There are other valuers that value other things like retail properties, residential properties, forests, water, machines etc. Some others do compulsory acquisition and property research. My mentor told me that he's gonna assign me to work with different valuers so that I will know what I wanted to do and expose me to different types of work environment and what they are actually doing.

I feel so lucky to have assigned to a nice, friendly, supportive and helpful mentor. All of his colleagues that he has introduced me were very supportive of this as well.

I not only got to meet the valuers but also the directors of the company in which my mentor is also one of the directors.

I've also decided to take up piano lessons which will start on this coming Friday. Hopefully the piano teacher could guide me and improve my skills and techniques.

I've enrolled on Financial Planning as an elective but I heard some people said it's hard. I know it's gonna be really useful to me in the future but if it's very hard I wouldn't wanna risk taking this subject on my final semester. I'm really interested in this course though who knows I can become Suze Orman one day. Hehe....

My results will be out on the 19th and I cant wait anymore.

Sigh...

Dont know what activities are there for me to do anymore. I'd probably go ice-skating in the next couple of days that means money, money, money.

I'd really wanna confine myself to just use the money that I have in bank now till the end of the year and try not ask for more from my family. So I plan to work next semester. I'd really wanna start as early as possible during the holidays. But I know even if I work, it wouldn't be enough. I'd probably earn only enough to cover off my piano tuition fees. Lol...

Just wanna fill up my holidays with activities....

2008 SP2 Exam

2008-06-28T01:10:00.002+09:30

I just finished 3 papers and now I've got 1 more to go on Monday.

I was a bit over-confident on Finance & Investment.

I could do all the tutorial questions.

But the night before the exam at 4am,

I attempted the past year paper.

Hell, it was hard. I couldn't do it.

So I memorised the steps and answers and some I copied them to the cheat sheet.

Next day....

The exam was freaking hard.

It was harder than the past year paper.

Hell, if I failed this course, it's so not worth it coz it's only an elective.

Damn...

I've only attended 3/13 lectures and 1/13 tutorials.

Too late to regret though.

But studying Finance is very useful

Like if next time I want to invest in shares, bonds and property,

this would be a useful knowledge to acquire.

I would know the expected return, risk and some other stuffs.

Then, I've got another paper, Property Research the next day after F&I.

Lol...

I only started studying it the night before at 9pm.

I've revised it about 2 weeks before,

but couldn't remember a single thing.

Damn...

I crammed all the notes of one whole semester in just one night.

9pm till 5am

But in between I still play Big 2 and watch drama.

Then 10.30am-12.30pm study!

When I went to the exam hall,

I realised I was not the only person to study last minute.

Most of my friends also studied only the night before. lol

One of them only flipped through for 2 hours.

So keng!

But the exam turned out okay.

Hopefully can pass!

No piano :(

2008-06-24T22:37:00.008+09:30

Ah!

After my exams,

I must play a REAL piano.

My piano-style keyboard just ain't good enough.

The keys are just too light.

Well, the best piano is not Sharon's piano or my teacher's piano.

Definitely not my piano in Brunei.

lol..

I gotta borrow my friend's ID card to access the piano room in another University.

My uni doesn't have a piano.

Maybe there is one but it's not in my campus

but in another one that's very far away.

I hope I can play on a Grand one day...

The Grand is the best piano that produces the best sound quality.

Sigh....

I will work towards this goal!!!

By the way, check out these 3 videos.

Damn funny!

I showed these 3 to my friends,

and they cant stop laughing!

Plans for Winter 2008

2008-06-24T22:10:00.003+09:30

Today my mom SMS-ed me and asked me to go back.
But I asked her to cancel the ticket instead.
My plans for this winter are:
1) Get a job
2) Work for my mentor
3) Travel to the Australian outback or,
Sydney (hopefully)
4) Probably get a piano teacher and,
practice on exam pieces
5) Exercise to lose weight

With so many things to do how can I go back?
Besides, I've already promised my mentor to look for him after my exams.
I dont wanna miss the opportunity to work for him during the holidays
especially when I've got so much free time.
In order to be more competitive,
I must get working experience.
Or else,
no way that I'll be able to get a job
after I've graduated.

I'm so thankful to have a mentor.
He's a really nice person.
He helped me alot and provided me alot of useful information.
Also, he'll be a really good referee
coz he's the commercial valuer and the director of a big local company.

Feel like getting one but no $_$

2008-06-24T21:58:00.006+09:30

Tada!!!
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I really feel like getting a new digital camera!
I've had enough of my old one.
I wanna record myself playing the piano pieces that I've mastered
The old one can only record 1min of video.
Damn....
BUT

The new one will cost me $300+ if I buy it at ebay.
Oh!
So gonna be heart broken!

Currently learning: Melodies of Life (Final Fantasy 9 Game Series Piano Collections)

Tagged

2008-06-20T19:33:00.004+09:30

1. Do you fart?
- Always. Too much gas in my body!

2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
- Europe

3. What's your favorite thing to do?
- Playing the piano.

4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
- In a way, yes but it's not everything.

5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?
- Playing the piano

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
- No, I cant live without money.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
- *burp*

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
- Invest in risk-free investment i.e. bank's fixed deposit.

9. How do you try to impress the other gender?
- *flutters eyelashes*

10. Post your favourite YouTube video.
- Lydia (piano)

11. What makes you happy?
- Travelling

12. What type of person do you hate the most?
- I dont know

13. What is your ambition?
- Earn alot of money and become a concert level pianist(wuuu...is this achievable?)

14. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
- I just wanna have Doraemon's pocket.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- Food, family, friends etc

16. What do you do when you're alone?
- pee and poo and sometimes fart out loud.

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
- I dont know coz I think I have an near perfect character.

18. What music have you been listening to recently?
- Big Bang. Usher's Here I Stand is okay only.

19. What is your least favourite animal?
- Lizards and ants.

20. What is your ultimate addiction?
- Piano