tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28931548721227593972009-05-27T08:14:24.490-04:00A guide to things you ought to knowJimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-355834510878318652009-05-27T08:13:00.001-04:002009-05-27T08:14:16.878-04:00"I wonder if there's more poop in the world than anything else."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-35583451087831865?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-6821670319611024622009-05-25T16:13:00.001-04:002009-05-25T16:13:21.467-04:00"I hate my pants."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-682167031961102462?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-986416386328755712009-04-22T19:59:00.000-04:002009-04-22T20:01:03.086-04:00"I'm going to change my socks. My feet are hot."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-98641638632875571?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-39393342482458294522009-04-13T20:16:00.000-04:002009-04-13T20:17:07.763-04:00"I don't care how many zucchini breads people would make me."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-3939334248245829452?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-3688286731852134942009-02-26T09:54:00.001-05:002009-02-26T09:54:44.450-05:00"Everyone loves it when you give them a Sharpie."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-368828673185213494?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-70766280914834578122008-11-28T10:26:00.001-05:002008-11-28T10:26:37.463-05:00"There's a cruise everywhere."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-7076628091483457812?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-58134046792294393422008-11-16T16:39:00.000-05:002008-11-16T16:40:11.936-05:00To Grace: "Dad and I are not a catalog."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-5813404679229439342?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-84302633159567912352008-10-07T08:37:00.000-04:002008-10-07T08:38:01.822-04:00"Good thing you have a toenail."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-8430263315956791235?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-6427391773986192692008-06-02T16:01:00.001-04:002008-06-02T16:01:20.653-04:00"I'm so tired of gerunds"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-642739177398619269?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-41965951445768919952008-05-20T10:22:00.001-04:002008-05-20T10:22:57.487-04:00"I'm so tired of gerunds."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-4196595144576891995?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-66676320585967670202008-04-05T22:35:00.000-04:002008-04-05T22:36:15.253-04:00"My God, I hope there's not live music"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-6667632058596767020?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-65493899216235890842008-03-31T22:23:00.001-04:002008-03-31T22:24:27.160-04:00"Crap is the stuff you own that you know nobody else would want either."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-6549389921623589084?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-69990734292784308412008-02-02T18:54:00.001-05:002008-02-02T18:54:28.928-05:00"It was easy. It was hot. It was meat."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-6999073429278430841?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-38106655474226003592008-01-30T11:45:00.001-05:002008-01-30T11:45:39.051-05:00"I'm so in wow with myself!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-3810665547422600359?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-26541661519393361052008-01-12T21:53:00.000-05:002008-01-12T21:54:09.949-05:00"I don't know why. I just know that."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-2654166151939336105?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-3077106862153600552008-01-12T20:59:00.000-05:002008-01-12T21:00:52.986-05:00"Stop it. We are not a movie."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-307710686215360055?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-37900646949892080932008-01-12T09:02:00.001-05:002008-01-12T09:02:34.598-05:00"That would be a waste of a good muffin."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-3790064694989208093?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-9681729913752447792008-01-07T19:56:00.001-05:002008-01-07T19:56:39.907-05:00"Please don't put a pencil near your eye."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-968172991375244779?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-91302834863339255172008-01-05T13:52:00.000-05:002008-01-05T13:53:29.725-05:00"Please don't shoot me with your glue gun."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-9130283486333925517?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-31008222182562231002007-12-07T18:59:00.001-05:002007-12-07T18:59:59.752-05:00[at 6.56 pm] "Why don't you call him now? He probably just woke up from his nap."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-3100822218256223100?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-40742682105218097532007-12-06T11:11:00.001-05:002007-12-06T11:11:58.713-05:00"You need to start buying clothes in stores."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-4074268210521809753?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-1397872998045325102007-11-30T09:11:00.001-05:002007-11-30T09:11:57.372-05:00"If you see $5 on the ground, pick it up."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-139787299804532510?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-58916444117720941562007-11-25T13:48:00.000-05:002007-11-25T13:49:00.961-05:00"I do not think in alphabetical order."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-5891644411772094156?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-4595387129678837462007-11-17T22:05:00.001-05:002007-11-17T22:05:43.231-05:00"I have a boot of pain on my foot."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-459538712967883746?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2893154872122759397.post-24936566809882766172007-11-17T21:48:00.000-05:002007-11-17T21:49:34.329-05:00"When my glasses are too tight, it feels like a cap of pain."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2893154872122759397-2493656680988276617?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatjanesaid.html'/></div>Jimmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252noreply@blogger.com0