<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><entry xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28402041.post-5219718142859846029</id><published>2007-04-06T09:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-06T09:59:21.435-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Shut Up, Kirstie</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8NY7k2UZtxk/RhZRNzFpvzI/AAAAAAAACdA/4dZdaRXk9fs/s1600-h/kirstie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8NY7k2UZtxk/RhZRNzFpvzI/AAAAAAAACdA/4dZdaRXk9fs/s400/kirstie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050313329636654898" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't want to see her fat ass again.  Fine, she's hit her weight goal she still looks a little zaftig - but hey, maybe they have slimming mirrors in the Scientology Center) but I'm just sick of her twirling around looking like a commercial for Playtex Living Bras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And fuck that Jason, too, from Subway.  Also not so trim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8NY7k2UZtxk/RhZQ3zFpvyI/AAAAAAAACc4/kGqt-FVltCs/s1600-h/pork.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8NY7k2UZtxk/RhZQ3zFpvyI/AAAAAAAACc4/kGqt-FVltCs/s400/pork.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050312951679532834" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Judgmental? Absolutely.  I lost 20 pounds this summer and put all of it back on...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I took the "Kellogg's Challenge" (cereal for 2 meals and a very healthy 3rd one) and damn if it didn't work. I mean, pretty quickly and pretty well. But then I had some upsetting news and out came the junk.  They may call the cookies low-fat put that doesn't help if you eat the WHOLE BOX. Ditto, ice cream.  As I mentioned before, ice cream is my heroin.  I had the thing licked but now I'd rather lick the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;thing&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And of course once you are gaining weight you start thinking:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* I'll stop now and nobody will notice&lt;br /&gt;* Okay, just one pint because today sucked&lt;br /&gt;* Okay, just one pint today because things &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;didn&lt;/span&gt;'t suck.  A celebration!&lt;br /&gt;* How many flavors can I actually try?&lt;br /&gt;* Okay, this is my last container of rice pudding.  I'll just eat half.&lt;br /&gt;* Where is that rice pudding?  Oh yeah, I ate it all last night&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Need I go on?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now why do I feel unattractive and stop going out to meet people?  Maybe because I've gone to a size 36 and feel like Totie Fields, I think, as I shop "healthy" at Whole Foods.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh what the hell, I don't need to go out tonight --- I'll just watch TV and  --- (passing the ice cream freezer) --- have I tried &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;that &lt;/span&gt;flavor yet?&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8NY7k2UZtxk/RhZRhzFpv0I/AAAAAAAACdI/9yLZIvc_ERE/s1600-h/Ben%26Jerrys-Jan06-2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8NY7k2UZtxk/RhZRhzFpv0I/AAAAAAAACdI/9yLZIvc_ERE/s400/Ben%26Jerrys-Jan06-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050313673234038594" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28402041-5219718142859846029?l=broadway-legend.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://broadway-legend.blogspot.com/feeds/5219718142859846029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28402041&amp;postID=5219718142859846029' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28402041/posts/default/5219718142859846029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28402041/posts/default/5219718142859846029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://broadway-legend.blogspot.com/2007/04/shut-up-kirstie.html' title='Shut Up, Kirstie'/><author><name>Snap</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02748838531519799244'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8NY7k2UZtxk/RhZRNzFpvzI/AAAAAAAACdA/4dZdaRXk9fs/s72-c/kirstie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry>