My Happiness Is More Important Than Yours

By Far The Funniest Cartoon I've Ever Seen

2009-04-12T22:44:00.000-07:00

Hopefully this can stay up a while.

Top Ten Movie Rape Scenes

2009-03-16T02:33:00.000-07:00

You seriously have a mental problem if you actually clicked with hopes of seeing a list. You sick fuck. I'm very disappointed in you. As is Homer. We all are. Zip up your pants and go talk to a friend. You, sir or madame, need help.

Does anyone really think such scenes are needed in movies anyway? Last House On The Left was my breaking point. Almost walked out. It doesn't make the movie. It doesn't add anything to it. It is a waste of film and time.

And that is my two cents.

Happy Steak and a Blowjob Day!

2009-03-14T02:21:00.000-07:00

Like the title says, Steak and a Blowjob Day.

I really don't think I need to explain this one. Click on the website for a semi-work friendly explanation.

Next Great Holiday

2009-03-14T01:30:00.000-07:00

Steak And A Blowjob Day.

Yep, that's what I said.

Some of you know about it, most don't. It is the man's unofficial response to Valentine's Day. I could explain it, but then you would't feel the need to click the link. So you should do that. Click it. Learn something new and celebrate it like Hallmark made ornaments for it. March 14th. Cook and blow.

My iGoogle quote of the day remixed

2009-02-28T12:26:00.000-08:00

iGoogle quote:
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Remix:
If a woman jumps in your lap, it is because she is fond of you; but if your girlfriend does the same thing, it is because she wants something.
- Me

When is it OK to hit a woman?

2009-02-15T16:10:00.000-08:00

With all of this Chris Brown drama that has been going on this past week, I started thinking. Is it ever OK to actually hit a woman? You can't tell me there is absolutely no reason, at all, to ever punch a woman directly in the face. Or maybe backhand one square in the mouth. Or anything like that. There is a reason good enough for any action or reaction and every man does have a breaking point. So let's explore some possible reasons you may have to lay the smack down on a deserving female.

You are allowed to hit a woman if...

1. She is threatening your country with nuclear warfare.
2. She is keying your new car, using your daughter's lower jawbone.
3. She tells you she has cheated on you, then attempts to cut off your penis with a chainsaw.
4. She is holding your mother for a ten million dollar ransom, then when paid, refuses to deliver the hostage.
5. She stands right in front of the TV during the Super Bowl...and shoots your Grandfather in the face.
6. She's nagging you in the back seat, complaining about being lost, while she is choking you with a thin, very rusty string of barbed wire.
7. She ruins the ending to a movie you're enjoying by stabbing you in the kidney.
8. She is screwing Osama Bin Laden, in a house made of baby fetuses, while punching you in the balls with brass knuckles.
9. She gives you AIDS, then your father AIDS, then your best friend AIDS, then she threatens to spread it to the world's orphans.
10. She hacks your Facebook and puts up photoshopped pictures of you and random gay kiddie porn, then calls the FBI and reports said kiddie porn which turns out to actually be your little cousin who she kidnapped and forced to do unspeakable things.

Poems for Valentine's Day

2009-02-13T23:00:00.000-08:00

Here are some links to places where you can find poems for V-Day and pass them off as your own to your significant other. I hate thieves.

Sex Poems V-Day poems Erotic Poems My Poems

The Meaning Behind The Colors of Roses

2009-02-13T22:32:00.000-08:00

As found on some Yahoo! page.

You want to give your sweetie a bouquet of flowers on Valentine's Day. That's a classy move. Think twice, though, before plucking any random bunch of blooms. If your special someone is among the thousands of searchers hitting the Web for "meaning of flowers," he or she may have a funny reaction to that clutch of striped carnations. (What you just said: "Sorry I can't be with you.")

To save you the horror of broadcasting the wrong message with yellow chrysanthemums ("slighted love"), yellow hyacinths ("jealousy"), or bright and shiny marigolds ("cruelty, grief, and jealousy," oh my!), we've paired the week's most searched-on flowers with their generally accepted meanings. Select with confidence...

Roses - Love
Orchids - A belle
Iris - My compliments
Daisies - Innocence
Tulips - Declaration of love
Calla Lily - Beauty
Amaryllis - Splendid beauty
Hydrangea - Heartfelt
Anthurium - Hospitality
Daffodils - Chivalry
Chrysanthemums - Fidelity
Carnations - Pride and beauty
Lilacs - Youthful innocence
Birds of Paradise - Joyfulness
Tiger Lily - Wealth, pride
Peony - Bashful
Anemone - Anticipation
Sunflowers - Pure thoughts
Aster - Patience
Gladiolus - Strength of character

When it comes to sheer flower power, the rose is the "American Idol," the Michael Jordan, and the Beatles of botany, all rolled into one sweet-smelling, thorny cache. No flower comes close to its popularity. It draws its own "meaning" searches ("rose color meaning"), cooks up its own candy queries ("chocolate roses"),and sprinkles the Search box with its velvety parts ("rose petals").

If you're thinking of a dozen long-stemmed messages de amor for February 14, here are the week's most searched-on types of roses and their secret meanings...

Red Roses - Love and romance
Black Roses - Vengeance
Blue Roses - Mystery and intrigue
Pink Roses - Gratitude and appreciation
Purple Roses - Love at first sight
White Roses - Innocence and purity
Green Roses - Fertility
Yellow Roses - Joy and friendship
Lavender Roses - Enchantment
Orange Roses - Enthusiasm, passion

A Man's Guide To Valentine's Day

2009-02-13T15:27:00.000-08:00

Valentine's Day is a man's death trap. It will completely suck up your manhood and make you into the little bitch that you told your father you weren't. We spend an obscene percentage of our paycheck on flowers and candy and dinner and fruity anal lube and movies and this and that and it's just plain ridiculous. Valentine's day isn't even a real holiday. It's a day implemented by the government to perpetuate the economy until St. Patty's Day and so on. Conspiracy theorists unite!. Anyway, here are two short (really short) guides to either having a memorable romantic night with your loved one or just getting by.

How to have a life-altering Valentine's Day

Start out the day with some sort of loving communication. A phone call or text in the morning will brighten her day. If you live together, a simple 'I Love You' and a kiss on the neck to wake her is the way to go. If you don't love her, an 'I Don't Hate You' will suffice. Just get your point across.

You should get her flowers, just not a dozen roses. Nothing say's 'I put no thought into this whatsoever' as a cliche arrangement of a dozen roses. Go for something somewhat unique like orchids or lilies or whatever her favorite weed is. Now, if you must get her roses, get her either 3 or 24+. Nothing else will do. Unless you are a teenager, you want to either overdue it or use an oddball number. You don't want to be cheesy (unless it's the main theme to your relationship) and you don't want to be like everyone else (unless your name is actually Ever Ree Wonelce). With the flowers should come a side gift. Some candy is fine, as long as it's her favorite. If you don't know her favorite, you shouldn't be spending V-Day with her anyway. A stuffed animal is always good, but unless she's into bears, try to get an uncommon animal. It makes it memorable. Bears are the #1 threat in America anyway. Or says Stephen Colbert.

Dinner is a must, but avoid the crowds. If you need to go out, or she really wants to go out, it has to be fancy. You either go all out or go home. Personally, I like going home. If you can't cook, fake the fuck out of it. Get a female friend to throw down for you, shit, get your mom to do a little something. When the girl asks, tell her you had 'someone' help you. NEVER admit Momma had a hand if you wanna see your girl naked again.

Having something to go do or an event to attend is not necessary, but it adds to the fun. I try to do something I would regularly do to make it seem special. Dance, walk in the park, play strip Sudoku, listen to a drive-in movie, rob a liquor store, or anything that's uncommon in your relationship. Or give her the opportunity to suggest what to do. The only way to truly know what she likes is to ask. Of course, you lose some points if she has to decide, but whatever makes the clothes come off I guess.

At night, (gulp) you gotta cuddle. Spoon, hug, makeout, whatever makes her feel sexy. Show her you'd rather be right there with her over any other place on the face of the Earth. Even though it'll probably happen, don't expect to get laid. You want her to think you did this all to make her feel special and not to get your dick wet. If you do end up fucking, make sure you cover all the 'bases' (i.e. eat at the 'Y'). Afterward, kiss, hug, or what have you, then don't make her sleep in the wet spot.

The whole goal is for her to tell all of her friends how great you are and make you that boyfriend that does it all. It make you look good, and it makes her one to be envied. All girls want to be envied.

How to just get by.

If there's an unattached chick you're trying to get at, you may have to spend your beer money on her this day, but not all of it.

Make sure you make plans before V-Day, but not too far in advance. Maybe just earlier that week. Be real nonchalant about it, but let her know (or just think) she was the only girl you asked. That day, confirm your plans so you won't be assed out that night. You could always go to the bar, but you don't wanna have to.

Get her some flowers, but nothing expensive. Some wildflowers or a dozen roses from the grocery store will do. Something. No gifts, no candy, and none of those little crusty-ass heart shaped candies from the fourth grade. She'll just be happy that she's not alone.

The most cliche, but also effective, plan for V-Day is a dinner and a movie. You probably want something between Applebees and Azteca. Nothing expensive, but nothing that you can super size either. Then see some chick-flick where the funny, lovable leading man falls for the unlikely lady with glasses and they have a climactic kiss in the third act that sends them off into the sunset. Try to stay on the short side of 100 minutes. You don't want to tire her out....yet.

If you're under 21, skip this paragraph. If you're of age, time for drinks. Go to a club or a halfway decent bar. Try to stay out of your usual place because it will likely cheapen the night. Stick to mostly shots to ensure you won't be there all night. Although, beer will keep you from having to make an excuse to leave early. If you drink beer all night, your excuse to leave will be closing time. Either way, your entire purpose for being at a bar will be not to get her completely trashed, but to get her a little more loose and comfortable being ~~butt-ass naked~~ with you.

Now it's time to end the night (or begin it, I guess). If none of you have your own place, saying you're too drunk to drive is probably a good way to get a hotel. If she agrees to a hotel, you've probably accomplished your mission. If one of you have your own place, try to end up there. If that happens, you've probably accomplished your mission. If both of you have your own place, try to get back to yours. Taking her to her place is just leaving her with the possibility of thinking, "Maybe screwing my boss isn't such a good idea." or what have you. If you end up at your place, you've definitely accomplished your mission.

Wear a condom, bang it out, make sure the wet spot's on her side, don't cuddle, and then work the next day after taking her home or giving her cab fare.

At the end of it all, if you don't get any ass on this unholiest of unholy days, just remember you have March 14th to look forward to. "What's March 14th?", you ask? Only the greatest day before Thanksgiving. Click here to find out.

Valentine's Day Don'ts

2009-02-12T20:12:00.000-08:00

Is 'don'ts' even a word? Anyway, out of the millions of shitty, uncreative, annoying, obnoxious videos on YouTube, this was the least stupid.

Yes, I recycle holiday posts. How dare you judge me!

52 things I wish women knew.

2009-02-12T18:18:00.000-08:00

I'm a firm believer in sexual learning. I believe that no matter how good, bad, confident, or insecure you are, one could always learn to be better. That is why I read Men's Health Magazine/web site. I try to pick up a few tricks here and there to make sure I'm always on top of my game.

While I was reading through the site a couple weeks ago I discovered a really good article titled "50 Things Men Wish You Knew" (referring to women of course) that I forwarded to a few people for laughs and insight. But it got me thinking. I wasn't complete. There's a lot missing from that list that I think I am more than qualified to add. Here is my 52 ADDITIONAL things that I wish all women knew:

1. Regardless of what you may think, as long as you keep the kitty clean, we enjoy being down there. "Smell" or no "smell".

2. Your hands are always welcome in our pants. In fact, it's encouraged.

3. Most vaginas are pretty. Trust us when we tell you so.

4. We don't know why we like your butt either. We just do. Don't get mad when we slap it here and there.

5. Girly clothes/colors are OK for a woman sometimes. Reminds us that you're still a girl at heart.

6. You don't need high heels to be sexy.

7. Tell us what turns you on. We sure as hell don't know. I mean, c'mon, look at us.

8. We have a favorite pair of underwear also.

9. There are few things sexier than when you go commando in your sweatpants.

10. Public Displays of Affection are OK sometimes. As long as we have somewhere fun to put our hands.

11. Your designer jeans are hot, but we don't care that they're designer jeans.

12. We stared at you before you began to date us. We'll continue to do so afterwards.

13. Foreplay goes both ways.

14. Secretly, we care about our fingernails.

15. Cologne is something we wear for you. Perfume is something you wear for you.

16. Kissing us with our stubble probably feels a lot like going down on you with your stubble. For that, we say, "Ha!"

17. We're proud of you being smarter than us, not intimidated.

18. Tans are overrated and overdone.

19. Blond hair reminds us of nudie magazines.

20. There are no such things as slutty girls, just ones who make really bad decisions. Then let people find out about them. Repeatedly.

21. Not wanting to talk to you is not why we don't call you.

22. A big butt is negated by a big gut.

23. The tough guy thing isn't a front, it's actually much worse when you're not around.

24. Your eyelashes are fine without mascara. Your lack of eyelashes aren't.

25. You can't fart until we do it first. After that, it's a free-for-all.

26. Morning breath is sexy sometimes. That's the only time bad breath is acceptable.

27. Moving our balls around is something we ALL do from time to time. We're just 'adjusting'.

28. We don't ALL masturbate, but most of us do. Some more than others. Sometimes we're actually thinking about you.

29. Enjoying porn is better than cheating. So don't complain.

30. Boobs are boobs. As long as your bra isn't still in training.

31. Doggystyle and reverse cowgirl are our favorite positions whether you feel degraded or not.

32. Grabbing your butt in public should be OK for us to do. We could be grabbing other, more inappropriate, things....

33. The smell of your hair is your most important smell of all.

34. It's a turn-on when you're all sweaty after the gym/sex.

35. There is a big difference between being a nice guy and being a doormat. And we know that difference.

36. Real women have curves. But real women don't have guts. Older men have guts. Are you an older man? Don't have a gut.

37. We are attention whores too.

38. We never compliment you as much as we would like to.

39. We are always going to be suspicious of you talking to an ex-hookup/boyfriend.

40. Don't be offended by a little sexual direction.

41. Every time we have sex we're auditioning for the next opportunity.

42. You just lying there isn't going to turn us on.

43. There is never a bad time for a blowjob. Assuming neither my mother nor any kids are nearby.

44. Yes, we think your friends are hot, but we always think you're hotter.

45. We'd be happier if you slept naked.

46. We know threesomes are a bad idea. That's why we have you to say no.

47. Chick flicks aren't that bad. We will only watch each chick flick once though.

48. Teasing you is never serious. If you want it stopped, just ask.

49. We realize 'faking it' is sometimes necessary. We would just rather not know it's fake.

50. Just because we want you over all the time doesn't mean we want you to move in.

51. The first time we say we love you isn't the first time we decided that we did.

52. The vagina intrigues us. Let us explore it once in a while.

What Guys Really Want For Valentine's Day

2009-02-12T17:06:00.000-08:00

Sounds fairly close I suppose.

Example of one:

A Thank You-In Early March. If your man goes full tilt on Valentine's Day-dinner, with candles, a table-side violinist, and a special dessert from the kitchen, you won't have much of an opportunity to launch your own romantic agenda. He's already planned the big show.

But you are free to demonstrate your appreciation in a number of ways, and one of the best is by planning a darn good time for the two of you a few weeks later. A woman who takes the lead (especially in response to the man doing so) is one of every guy's greatest turn-ons.

New Day, New Chris Brown Fact

2009-02-12T00:49:00.000-08:00

Chris Brown says the Holocaust never happened.

Chris Brown fact o' the day

2009-02-11T23:50:00.001-08:00

Chris Brown invented cancer.

I'm a Twittering SOB

2009-02-06T11:49:00.001-08:00

I know this has been around for a year or so, but I'm hoping on the bandwagon now.
twitter.com/aaron253
Oh no! My real name!!

My Hero

2009-02-04T01:54:00.001-08:00

The Craigslist Social Experiment

2009-01-28T20:17:00.000-08:00

I got bored this week so I started a little experiment that ended today.

Disclaimer: Every photo I collected for this experiment has been deleted. If you were unknowingly part of this, you will not be exposed, nor will your naughty parts.

Title: The Craigslist Social Experiment

Introduction: I was killing time on Craigslist while bored at work. I find it humorous to sift through the casual encounters and adult gigs to see how fun your average person could be under anonymity. I discovered some ads for a Super Bowl Party asking for topless waitresses when I started wondering, "Who actually responds to these ads?" The I thought I should find out for myself.

Hypothesis: Most women are mistrusting and/or stupid and will do anything in the pursuit of a buck.

Materials/Equipment: computer, laptop, Internet, cleverness, perverted male

Safety Precautions: Used a fake email address, fake name, an anonymous Craigslist advertisement, and a random city in the above links.

Procedure:
Here was my ad:

I am having a Super Bowl party for some friends on Sunday Feb 1.

I need three college-aged ladies who would like to serve as waitress' and visual entertainment for the party.

I will provide Arizona Cardinal and Pittsburgh Steeler boy shorts and bikini tops for attire. All I ask is to bring the sexy. Topless will be preferred and heavily compensated for.

Please submit at least 3 photos (topless preferred) and a summary of your qualities for consideration.

We will arrange an interview when we have chosen our candidates.

Each lady will be expected to be present for five hours and will be paid $500.00 (min) each. Tips may double that, may triple for possible after game party.

EDIT: I have been getting a great deal of responses and am trying to respond to everyone. My final decisions will be made on Wednesday.

Location: XXXXXXXX
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $500.00 plus tips

It took me 5 minutes to copy and paste someone else's ad, post it, create a fake email to confirm, and publish this work of genius. Within the first three hours, I had 4 responses. In total I had 14. 14 different women who wanted to get naked and serve my 'party' alcohol while we watched a football game. Here are a few examples of their responses:

"have you found ur candidates yet? To be honest, I'm a little unsure about it, ive never really done anything like this before, but I do have some bills i need caught up, so... ya iono. anyway, if you havent chosen your girls yet, let me know... maybe we can chat more and i can send osme more pics."

"Hello, I am interested in your superbowl party. I do not have a picture to send but you can check out my myspace... www.myspace.com/xxxxxx I am a diehard football fan myself, Ive followed this season almost entirely. I understand the game fully and I think Im pretty decent eyecandy ;-) well just let me know... thank you... "

Hey there. My name is xxxxx! I am super sexy, lots of fun, and would love to work your Superbowl party. I work as a bikini barista, so this gig is totally up my alley. Ive attached some photos for you too. I am located in xxxxx. I am 23, 5'7, 130-sh, blonde, hot, great smile, killer ass and just the type of gal you are looking for. Ive done similar work for paperview fights, etc."

and the simple

"College girl 21 years old. Attached pics."

Out of fourteen, six girls responded right away with slutty and/or naked photos. One responded with a cute wholesome picture (bless her heart). Out of the remaining seven, three ended up sending topless photos with one 'modeling' shot and one casual hot. Pretty good haul.

On the trust issue, they all failed except for one. The one that sent me a casual shot actually asked if this was real and said I could be just some creep. I assured her I'm not, and then she sent the photos. Everyone else came quickly with the boobs. Must be the economy.

I responded to each and every email thanking them for answering my ad and telling them I was 'getting hammered" with emails so the competition would be great. And, as predicted, they began to blindly one-up each other as I increased the requirements. All the while I had no intention of meeting, paying, or even speaking one verbal word to these women. The Internet is a dangerous place.

In the world of the dirty, I had a winner. This girl, I'll call her dyNasty, took the proverbial cake. Right out of the gate she sent me completely naked pictures of her chunky body. I knew I struck gold so I kept digging. After a few back-and-forths, she left me an opening.:

"ANYTHING you need, just let me know xxx-xxxx!"

I pushed when she said anything. After 15 minutes of negotiating, I talked her into giving oral sex to all ten fictional people while they watched the game at this fictional party. After the game, we were to run a train (def.) on her. All ten of 'us'. For a bargain price of $100 per person. Holy hell, this girl is a party herself. But wait, that's not the best part...

Most of these girls, including dyNasty, used their personal email to contact me. The same email they use for their MySpace accounts. 1 + 1 = 2 and I looked them up. dyNasty had an interesting page. It consisted of pictures of her and her husband getting married, saying how happy she was and how she was tired of men messaging her for sex when she is a one-man woman. Oh, except for banging a room full of guys for money. Oh, and she's all of twenty years old. Wait, wait, and her husband is in Iraq fighting a war and sending her paychecks every two weeks. Yeah, it had to be an Army wife. I am tempted to rat her out to her husband, but I feel he may kill her, being good with guns and all. None of my business anyway. I ended up telling her we found someone for cheaper and she stopped sending mail. She has standards.

My runner up was a very attractive woman, 23. She is the bikini barista quoted above. She was very quick to send me her boobs and ass (and quite the ass it is) and seems like a generally fun loving girl. This would have been the girl I hired if any of this was actually real. When I regretfully told her me and my 'friends' went in another direction, she fought for her spot. That's when I saw my window. I asked what she was willing to bring to the table. She mentioned something about making out with girls and wearing a whipped cream bikini. Good stuff. Since she was my last email to formally reject, I pressed further. She said she could get naughty. I asked how naughty. She said very naughty. I was already tired of the typing and clicking send so I was as blunt as possible:

"What I was trying to say in a not-so-direct way was these other two offered to give out blowjobs for every touchdown then whatever after the game. It was surprising, but the majority voted for them. Unless you can top that, I'll have to keep your number for our more r-rated parties."

She fired back and said she was hotter and classier than the 'BJ-duo' and she would be more fun also. Good for her. She fails the trust test, but passes the common sense test.

Data:
Fourteen responses to the ad.
Twelve sent pictures.
Five sent topless pictures.
One showed me her birth canal.

Conclusion: Most women will get naked for a stranger for the right price. Only a small fraction of them will take part in a gangbang.

I have far too much time on my hands.

"Well, the thing about facials is..."

2009-01-24T00:01:00.000-08:00

I was reading this again the other day and figured I'd bring back a classic. Orginally posted in Nov. 2006

I had a conversation with a female friend of mine the other night at the bar. She told me she didn't get the whole 'facial thing' that guys like to do. She went on to say how gross it was and how pointless it seems and she couldn't understand what's so great about it. I felt it was my duty as a man to break it down for her. I had a few drinks, but I'm sure this is pretty close to what I told her:

"Guys have their thing and girls have their thing. Its different, but its the same. Its all about a mental stimulation because, honestly, it really doesn't feel any different if we cum in or on you or anywhere else. Its all mental. It lets us know that you care about pleasing us.

Just think about me taking you out on a romantic night. We go to a nice restaurant and have a really great meal. Maybe your favorite. We possibly see a movie that you've been wanting to catch for over a week now. Afterwards we would take a quiet stroll along the waterfront and take in the scenery and the sea air while we hold hands. Real romantic shit, right? When we were done there, we would go to a hotel room or whatever and there would be candles fucking everywhere and rose petals on the bed and the whole nine. I would give you a massage and kiss you on your neck and your stomach and whisper things in your ear like how sexy you are and how turned on I am. It would be something you would absolutely love and you'd talk about it with your girlfriends for days to come. Then we'd have sex and at the end I might just bust all over your face.

I did something for you that lasted several hours that I probably didn't care for and you did something for me that lasted 5 or so minutes, depending on how long it takes before you decide to clean up, that you really don't care for. Its all about pleasing each other.

Even if it was as simple as me eating you out. I enjoy doing it because it's fun for me, but I don't get off on it. But I'm not doing it for me, I'm doing it for you. So don't be so fucking selfish."

If I could go back in time, I would have also added this:

"The same goes for swallowing. Its not like its human waste, excrement, or whatever. Its a byproduct of sex and it makes babies. Think about how we stick our tongue inside you. INSIDE you. There isn't anything else on Earth I stick my tongue inside other than maybe your mouth, and that's only if I like you. Then think about all the foul shit you swallow in a week's time. Like maybe blue cheese or black licorice or your mom's cooking. So what's the big fucking deal? Besides, worrying about where I can/can't shoot it can really ruin my orgasm. That's like telling you right before you 'go' to keep quiet because my grandmother is sleeping in the next room. You might as well tell me to hold it, run to the downstairs bathroom, and 'finish' while the toilet is flushing. That's not hot.

Just do what he wants you to do, then make him lay in the wet spot in return if it makes you feel any better."

Now I'm not saying women need to always take a shot off the grill or swallow babies every time she has sex. I'm not even saying she ever has to do it, ever. It's not a big deal and most of us couldn't really care less about it. It's pretty much a dominance thing anyway. Just be open to it.

...or if you're really kinky, ask for it.

the funniest thing i've seen all day 12/1

2008-12-01T14:20:00.001-08:00

The funniest thing I've seen all day 11/29

2008-11-29T13:14:00.001-08:00

Bunk Bed Leg Sweep

Funniest thing I've seen all day 11/26

2008-11-26T14:24:00.001-08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Funniest Thing I've seen all week.

2008-11-19T18:37:00.000-08:00

We have a winner.

funniest thing I've seen all day 11/16

2008-11-16T20:32:00.000-08:00

Doesn't miss a beat

Funniest thing I've seen all day 11/15

2008-11-15T15:49:00.000-08:00

There was something at work, but I think the humor will get lost since none of you were there. Here's the second funniest thing of the day.

The funniest thing I've seen today.

2008-11-14T12:07:00.000-08:00

I think I'll start updating the site again. Maybe.

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