<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27758721</id><updated>2009-02-20T22:01:59.534-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I drink, therefore I am</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sammyfishboy.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27758721/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sammyfishboy.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Sammy Fishboy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15654508129244847426</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27758721.post-114977968735726806</id><published>2006-06-08T08:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-08T08:14:47.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Where I've been?</title><content type='html'>I had a lot of people saying, "Sammy, where you been?"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Well, Isabella and I have been, y'know, hibernating... Sometimes it's not easy to go out with her because I know everyone who sees her wants to get it on with her. I have to protect her! I know they fantasize about kissing her and fondling her beautiful body and i know they're all just pillow-humping losers who have never kissed a girl.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; What is it with these X-files loving-Alias Mpg collecting-Klingonese speaking FREAKS who are all trying to steal my girl friend?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I decided I'm not going to put a picture of her on the web yet.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; Ha, Ha! You'll have to find fake naked pictures of Deana Troi online for now!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;ISABELLA IS MINE!... we're developing a TV show together!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27758721-114977968735726806?l=sammyfishboy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sammyfishboy.blogspot.com/feeds/114977968735726806/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27758721&amp;postID=114977968735726806' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27758721/posts/default/114977968735726806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27758721/posts/default/114977968735726806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sammyfishboy.blogspot.com/2006/06/where-ive-been.html' title='Where I&apos;ve been?'/><author><name>Sammy Fishboy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15654508129244847426</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02660985716659166149'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27758721.post-114781391004188029</id><published>2006-05-16T14:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-16T14:11:50.053-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Having a blog sort of sucks</title><content type='html'>That's right. It sucks - I'm supposed to tell you what I did or thought or whatever over the last little while, but I don't know if I want to. So, that's all for now. Why don't you take a guess?!?!?!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27758721-114781391004188029?l=sammyfishboy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sammyfishboy.blogspot.com/feeds/114781391004188029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27758721&amp;postID=114781391004188029' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27758721/posts/default/114781391004188029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27758721/posts/default/114781391004188029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sammyfishboy.blogspot.com/2006/05/having-blog-sort-of-sucks.html' title='Having a blog sort of sucks'/><author><name>Sammy Fishboy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15654508129244847426</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02660985716659166149'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27758721.post-114719231356283311</id><published>2006-05-09T09:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-09T09:32:55.873-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Last Night</title><content type='html'>The old woman who runs this place was in my beers! I know she was. There were a few missing. I had a few last night and wasn't so mad about it. STILL!!!!! Anyway, if i can find the old coot, I'll let her have it. I like burping. It feels good. Guess I better move my picture into the top corner like the rest of you slaves!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27758721-114719231356283311?l=sammyfishboy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sammyfishboy.blogspot.com/feeds/114719231356283311/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27758721&amp;postID=114719231356283311' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27758721/posts/default/114719231356283311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27758721/posts/default/114719231356283311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sammyfishboy.blogspot.com/2006/05/last-night.html' title='Last Night'/><author><name>Sammy Fishboy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15654508129244847426</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02660985716659166149'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27758721.post-114712330371182610</id><published>2006-05-08T14:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-09T14:45:14.766-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Now, will you get off my back?!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;So, this is me, okay.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Great... 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