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The Cox Cast is Moving...

2006-06-14T22:25:00.000-05:00

For the 2 of you who link to Captain Cox, please make note of our new address on the web! I look forward to see you all over at the new site, captaincox.com!

Instructor, Student Pilot Identified in Deadly Crash...

2006-06-09T16:40:00.000-05:00

I just received a phone call from an old classmate of mine from Pan Am International Flight Academy in Phoenix and gave me the grave news concerning a dear friend of mine, Onder "Andrea" M. Benner. She was killed yesterday (Thursday) when her plane she was flying crashed in rual NW Phoenix. It appears she was teaching spins with a student and lost control of the aircraft. I remember doing my spin training in that very plane. It will be days before we know the actual cause of the crash. It truly breaks my heart. She was a dear friend. It's weird to think that we just spoke a week ago about our jobs, our career objectives, and our family and friends. She was a great joy to be around and I will miss her greatly.

All in shambles...

2006-06-09T15:14:00.000-05:00

Howdy folks. As you can see I've lost all my information expect for my actual postings. I will be moving my blog to www.captaincox.com hopefully over this weekend. Stay tuned for more information! -Captain Cox PS If any of you bitches have any knowledge of WordPress and would be willing to lend a helping hand, send me an e-mail, I'm having issues :-) Please and thank you!

666.... The Rise of the Beast

2006-06-06T23:47:00.000-05:00

The Cox Cast: The Rise of the Beast

The End of the World; This is 06/06/06

Dutch Evangelicals calls for pray-in against the Devil
"Nervous pregnant women are hoping, praying and C-sectioning in an attempt to avoid giving birth on this ominous date," reports WNY Media Network.
In New York, the Daily News writes that "while no sane parent believes they are about to spawn the Devil's own, some moms-to-be are admittedly 'creeped' about giving birth on June 6.
Tuesday could be "a hell of a day. Literally," quips the Milford Daily News

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IED: Intermittent Explosive Disorder

The Bitch-Fest of the Anti-Terrorism Fund Cuts and Who's Bitchin'

NYC ANTI-TERRORISM FUNDING Hillary Clinton, Charles Schumer Voted to Slash NYC Terror Funds

Up to one-third of the $21.4 billion in 9/11 cash awarded to New York by the White House had been earmarked for major transportation projects that had no connection to the devastation caused on 9/11.
$150,000 was awarded to a securities firm that had gone out of business before the 9/11 attacks - plus millions more from the fund was earmarked for formerly self-supporting projects.
$10 million in 9/11 cash was embezzled by a senior member of the New York medical examiners office.
A whopping $154 million in grants and tax exempt Liberty Bonds was awarded to a single business - the Bank of New York. That small piece of the 9/11 jackpot represents nearly twice the amount of cuts in New York City's federal anti-terrorism budget.

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My Straight Role On White Trash TV...

2006-06-05T12:59:00.000-05:00

Why is it so hard to believe that I could ACT STRAIGHT?!?Well that was the offer this morning when the producers for the Dallas based TV show "Cheaters" stopped in. They inquired to see if we had a plane and a pilot that could fly to Padre Island to shoot a segment for a promotional spot. The pilot, me, would be responsible for taking the girl out and about. The crew of Cheaters would follow us and take video of us. We would then fly home the following day and be BUSTED by the girls 'boyfriend.' Well, the loving friends that I have had the following to say about all of this: You guys are going to crap your pants! Well, maybe not. This morning, the producer for the show "Cheaters" came in to inquire if we had an aircraft they could rent for a weekend. They want to take a girl, a camera guy, and a pilot, eheem, ME!~ to Padre Island to shoot a promotional segment for their show. Isn't that crazy?! Me acting 'straigh?' Well, the fun friends that I have had the following to say: Adam: Well that sucks that they can't use you. That would be good hours and money.. Captain Cox: Why can't they use me?? It's not for real, it's all staged evidently. Kelly: wait wait... does that mean you'd have to butch it up? Nnobody would fall for that! :) Adam: Cause you would really need to act straight!! Captain Cox: And is it not possible?! Kelly: Adam- Can you just imagine Jared (Captain Cox) yelling at his "girlfriend" in that high-pitched voice of his.... "How could you do this to me????" Adam: I know!! LOL! Poor thing!! Captain Cox: You guys are bitches! Kelly: Jared (Captain Cox), speaking of bitches, my dog knows you're GAY! Justin: There are sooooo many things wrong with this picture...... and honestly Jared (Captain Cox)......are you going to leave yourself wide open for us to pick you apart on this!!!!!!! Lol Justin: And honey we know your purse, your boa, and your tiara all fall out of your mouth. LOL Kelly: I wish I had a puppy :( Captain Cox Well when I'm FAMOUS on WHITE TRASH TV, you all can say you knew me.... knew the GAY me... lol I'll keep you all posted on the development of this story :)

The Cox Cast: Chats Up Current Events.

2006-06-04T21:53:00.000-05:00

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Who would have thought?! Canada spying on citizens...

2006-06-03T16:35:00.000-05:00

Yep, that's right! Canada is SPYING on their citizens via the INTERNET! Oh my?! Can you believe this shit!! Canada. Can you imagine a government spying on individuals? These people's liberties being infringed upon in that manner? And we thought we had it bad in the United State. But really, Canada, I'm shocked.

Canada arrests terror suspects; explosives found

TORONTO (Reuters) - Seventeen Canadian residents arrested on terrorism charges were inspired by al Qaeda, had amassed enough explosives to build huge bombs and were planning to blow up targets in densely

17 Terror Suspects Arrested in Toronto Canadian police foiled a homegrown terrorist attack by arresting 17 suspects, apparently inspired by al-Qaida, who obtained three times the amount of explosives used in the Oklahoma City bombing, officials said Saturday. How Internet monitoring sparked a CSIS investigation The Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrested the suspects, ages 43 to 19, on terrorism charges including plotting attacks with explosives on Canadian targets. The suspects were either citizens or residents of Canada and had trained together, police said. It's for occurances such as these that I'm okay with the government analyzing phone number data. I'm okay with the government monitoring phone calls coming in and out of this country to high-risk locations. I'm okay with ALL of that. Why, you may ask? BECAUSE IT FUCKING WORKS PEOPLE!!! [SEE CANADA!]

How Will a Gay Icon Fly at the Box Office?

2006-06-02T16:42:00.000-05:00

Superman appeals to gays. Should that be a selling point? Or could it be kryptonite?

What is so freakin' freakish that super heros have a large gay following?! People are actually asking, "Will that gay vibe will broaden the "Superman Returns" audience, or limit it?" What do you think moron?

"Several entertainment and cultural writers have noted, superheroes hold obvious — and growing — gay appeal. In addition to being strikingly good-looking, the characters often are portrayed as alienated outsiders, typically leading double lives. In the case of Superman, the beefcake character historically has struggled with romance, all the while running around in a skin-tight suit. "

This is bullshit, what will you think of next?! George Bush has been on the covers of several major 'gay' media sources; what to think now?! Ol' George appealing to the gays?? Did it hurt his cause, clearly not as he made it back to the White House twice. You guys really need to read these two stories where super heros, as hot as they are (the men anyway) are being tied to the gay agenda. I can't wait to hear Pat Robertson on this one.

Superman Fags Out

Which Hero Has the Biggest Gay Following?

PS: Superman can save my day!! Gay or straight :-)

Once homeless, millionaire broker's story hitting book stores, big screen

2006-06-02T09:59:00.000-05:00

This story is truly amazing and demonstrates how personal desire and will, not the government nor government programs, are the key factors in success. "The story of how the 52-year-old Gardner did just that, climbed out of homelessness and became a millionaire stockbroker with his own 15-employee Chicago firm, is being turned into a motion picture, due out in December. It's also the subject of Gardner's own just-released book, "The Pursuit of Happyness." The unique spelling of "happiness." "Some nights they [he and his young son] stayed in a $25-a-night hotel, a park or under his desk at work. And a few nights were spent in an Oakland Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) station." [Regarding the church facility that they stayed at] "There were no keys, so every day you take everything with you," said Gardner. "For a year, I'd take my son, his stroller, a big duffel bag with all his clothes in it, my briefcase, an umbrella, the biggest bag of Pampers in the world, one suit on my back and one suit in a hanging bag and we'd hit it every day." When it rained, he covered the stroller with plastic sheets he'd picked up from dry cleaners. Read the complete article here!

Hurricanes on the Increase or a Political Ploy?

2006-06-01T22:02:00.000-05:00

Hurricanes on the Increase?

Are the recent increases in hurricanes a sign of certain global destruction caused by man, or could there be more to the story? Could it be that there have always been hurricans? Well, what you are looking at above is a map of Florida along with tracks of all major tropical systems that have moved across the state since record keeping began in 1851. Make your own conclusions.

Learn About Global Warming Studies Portray Tropical Arctic in Distant Past

*Newsweek Article on Global Cooling*

The Cooling World - an article from the April 28th, 1975 of Newsweek magazine. Back in the 1970's many scientist believed in Global Cooling; WHAT GIVES?! Huricane Season Starts Today, Are Your Ready? TED KENNEDY: "BUILD WIND FARM ELSEWHERE" REALLY MR. KENNEDY, put your money where your big assed mouth is--Please and thank you.

Happy Memorial Day!!

2006-05-29T10:26:00.000-05:00

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2006-05-29T02:29:00.000-05:00

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The Cox Cast Goes to the Movies!

2006-05-28T13:13:00.000-05:00

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Letter from a reader...

2006-05-28T10:52:00.000-05:00

Dear Capt Cocks (misspelling intended), As I was perusing your "site" today with Darin by my side, I noticed two things. 1) You don't have Fresh N' Tasty listed in your links. AND 2) Darin tells me you are a RepubliCUNT. Neither of these things make me happy, however I will still stay with you when I visit Dall-ass. I look forward to your reply concerning these two very disturbing issues. Sincerely, Donnie Diamond (accompanied by Darin Dillweed)

Thought from a reader/listener:

2006-05-26T11:31:00.000-05:00

"I like The COX Cas t - it makes a weatherman like me wanna cast his doppler into the wind!" -Bryan FOX 34 Chief Meteorologist A little note on Bryan, he's single and available, and if you'd like a date with him, give us a call on our listener line! Let us know why you would be a great match for our one and only Captain Tornado! Stay tuned to The Cox Cast for upcoming episodes with Captain Tornado!

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The Cox Cast: Traveling Journal

2006-05-25T22:17:00.000-05:00

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LIVE FROM THE KODAK CENTER, ON MY SOFA: THE COX CAST DOES AMERICAN IDOL~

2006-05-25T09:22:00.000-05:00

I am joined by my best homo-pal, Adam, the crazy Latino! We capture the reaction and disappointment of the results of the American Idol 2006. Our thoughts and obviously our gay-assed opinions! The weather-bitch is back! Music by McPhee!~

Give us YOUR reaction to the result of American Idol!

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Stick to Weather Lady!

2006-05-24T09:10:00.000-05:00

Last night's American Idol was nothing but sabotage, and let me tell you why! I had my suspicions for several weeks that Fox was trying to manipulate the vote initially for a male contestant to win. My suspicions were confirmed officially last night! Okay, maybe no 'officially,' but in my mind, it was clear! Not only do the judges, primarily Randy and Paula, make it so obvious, but even the network coverage of the show is equally disturbing. I know, I know, this is just American Idol, however, American Idol represents so much more! This is bigger than the Presidential Elections in this country, which is whacked! It goes back to the philosophy that Americans need to be told what to do. Not only do I believe that the judges slant their opinions to favor the male contestant over the female, but even the producers engineering a 'singles' for release by each of the two finalist were presented on different playing fields. The singles that were performed as the last song for each contestant last night were in completely different leagues! We replayed the last two songs over and over and McPhee's song did grow on me, but it was disgusting that FOX would produce a song for her that was plain ol' shit! I feel that the person responsible for creating those songs did a horrible job and should be fired! Send them over to Trump!! To top all this off, we watched the 9 PM news on Fox here in Dallas and the continuing coverage of the events from the Kodak in L.A. Our local Fox affiliate sent a weathergirl from the morning show to report on the Idol events! A WEATHERGIRL!!! What the fuck does she know?!? At best she could comment on the hot air coming from Randy and Paula?! It is just fucking stupid, STUPID I tell ya! It was funny because she was reporting on how her favorite was Taylor and how wonderful he did and how clear it was that McPhee, obviously my favorite, didn't stand a chance! Well, to my great enjoyment, McPhee walked up behind her to be interviewed. It was great television! Well, with all the negative coverage of one finalist over the other, I was pissed! Reporters aren't supposed to report on their opinion; they are supposed to report on factual events. I don't give two shits what Maria Sotolongo has to say about all of this, I truly do not! Well, the story gets even better. This morning I wake up to see if my calls to the Fox "Hot Pigs" line were used on the morning broadcast. "Hot Pigs" is a line that you can call to voice you opinions on the coverage, anchors, reporters, etc. I let them have it last night! Anyway, clearly they didn't take my advice because they had Ms. Sotolongo on the air with our Fox's token 'Homo' giving us his opinion! Not only did he say she sucked, he professed that she needed to stop wearing clothes that showed her not so small belly! What the hell did this have to do with American Idol?! It was evil, it was cruel, and he should be fired! They always seem to find the queeniest, flamin' homosexual to give advice and opinion on their news casts! What gives?! Get someone with a little class for god's sake! It was an all around McPhee slam fest. I really am sick of hearing reporters, mainly Ms. Sotolongo and her fag telling me who they are voting for and who I should vote for! Fuck you lady--and your Homo too! What the hell does a weather lady know about talent?! She's a weather lady! Give me a break. FOX 4, YOU NEED TO WAKE UP! Your coverage last night and this morning SUCKED! Sorry for being so abrupt, but it's true, it sucked! Never have I been so disappointed in coverage of an event like this. I hope you don't use those same tactics for the next Presidential Election; we may have to rename you CNN!

The Cox Cast: Hater McKaterson

2006-05-23T09:02:00.000-05:00

Today on the show:

Jews and those who hate them I tackle the hatred of America The Original Fag Hag, Debbie from Oklahoma calls in Iranian Belly Dance!~ Give me a call, tell me what you think! 206-338-4-COX capt.cox@gmail.com

Do as I say, not as I do.

2006-05-22T09:49:00.000-05:00

It's interesting that with the soon release of Al Gore's movie on Global Warming, he bores people to tears with his film warning of the effects of our actions on our environment. He has gone to great lengths to express his grave concerns related to this subject. I would even say that he's using the same "scare tactics" that he accused the Bush Administration of using in 2004 to win the election. I watched a film last week at a theater in Dallas know for it's artsy-fartsy liberal films. I wasn't shocked when I saw a display set up for "An Inconvenient Truth." I was pretty amused by it actually. On the display, a full box of papers with information on how YOU can do something to help stop global warming was presented. Here are the 10 genius way that YOU can do your part to stop global warming: 1. Change a light: Replacing one regular bulb with a compact fluorescent light bulb will save 150 pounds of carbon dioxide a year. 2. Drive Less: You'll save one pound of carbon dioxide for every mile you don't drive! 3. Recycle More: You can save 2,400 pounds of carbon dioxide per year by recycling just half of your household waste. 4. Check Your Tires: Properly inflated tires can improve gas mileage by more than 3%. Every gallon of gasoline saved keeps 20 pounds of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere! 5. Use Less Hot Water: Install a low flow showerhead (350 pounds of CO2 saved per year). Wash clothes in cold or warm water (500 pounds of CO2 saved per year). 6. Avoid Products with a Lot of Packaging: You can save 1,200 pounds of CO2 if you cut down your garbage by 10%. 7. Adjust your Thermostat: Moving your thermostat down just 2 degrees in the winter and up 2 degress in the summer could save about 2,000 pounds of CO2 a year. 8. Plant a Tree: A single tree will absorb one ton of carbon dioxide over its lifetime. 9. Be a part of the Solution: Learn more and get active at ClimateCrisis.net 10. Spread the word! It's crazy that there are really only 8 things they say to do; the last two items are fluff bullshit. Also, there are no sources listed to show any resources used to create this document. Also, Mr. Bore, I mean Gore attended the Cannes Film Festival. It was for sure a fun time for Mr. Gore and his friends: "BURN: Gore & entourage took 5 cars to travel the 500 yards from hotel to screening of global warming pic in Cannes... " Maybe Mr. Gore should pick up a copy of his "tenthingstodo," and read number 2, 4, 9, and 10--especially 9 and 10. Clearly he wasn't being a part of the solution by driving, and he wasn't spreading the word as he and his friends needed to drive 5 cars 500 yards. These are links to more information on the topic of global warming:

Al Gore issues global warming wake-up call...GORE BURNS 439,500 LBS OF FUEL TO ATTEND SUMMIT...

Global Warming: Fact or Fiction?

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Global Warming: Climate of Fear?

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Church Group: Global Warming Could Kill Millions

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Feds: Data Correction Erases Global-Warming Doubts

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NOAA: Greenhouse Gases Still Building Up

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One-Quarter of Plant, Vertebrate Species May Be Gone by 2050

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Studies: Global Temperature Could Rise 8 Degrees by 2100

Global Warming: The Debate Continues

And why are they still on the map...

2006-05-19T14:23:00.000-05:00

Today human rights groups are "raising awareness over a new law passed by the Iranian parliament that would require the country's Jews and Christians to wear colored badges to identify them and other religious minorities as non-Muslims." Iranian expatriates living in Canada yesterday confirmed reports that the Iranian parliament passed a law this week setting a dress code for all Iranians. Iran's 25,000 Jews would have to sew a yellow strip of cloth on the front of their clothes. Christians would wear red badges and Zoroastrians would be forced to wear blue cloth. The great concern here is that unless there is a great international outcry, this new law will easily pass. This new measure is being classified as "state-sponsored religious discrimination." The law would allow Muslims to identify non-Muslims and in response, all the Muslims to avoid all non-Muslims. It's time to wake up people! How long are we going to allow this crazy-assed tyrant to hold power in Iran?! Oh, wait, I forgot, we don't believe in pre-emptive action, we've got to wait until someone slaps us before we slap back! What the fuck ever. We need to stop pussy-peddling the issue of Iran and wipe that bitch off the face of the planet. While reading this, an old saying popped into my brain, "It's God's duty to judge, it's our duty to arrange the meeting." I think this saying should be applied to this situation. We are so concerned now with handling all issue in a 'let's all hold hands and sing together' manner rather than taking a stand for human rights and liberties! This asshole thinks he's the shit. He needs a fucking reality check in the form of an gift from the US Military! We need to keep our nose out of other countries business until civil liberties become involved. When the little person can't take up for themselves, we need to step in and put a stop idiot assholes like this one; especially when it's clear that history could repeat itself again!

Oh yeah, be sure to check out Martyr of the Week, these people are CRAZY! WHY ARE THEY STILL ON THE FREAKIN' MAP!?

'CUM'ming soon....

2006-05-18T22:02:00.000-05:00

Hand Job

2006-05-18T11:45:00.000-05:00

Thanks friend!! You're the best :-)

Da Vinci Craps out in France...

2006-05-16T20:21:00.000-05:00

Looks like Evangelicals and Catholics have nothing to worry about...JEERING, LAUGHTER AT 'DA VINCI' CANNES CRITICS LEFT COLD 'A stodgy, grim thing'... 'Hanks was a zombie'... P.S. Jesus drove a Volvo.

Da Vinci This!

2006-05-16T09:30:00.000-05:00

Many people have been criticizing "The Church" for its efforts to de-rail the media push for The Da Vinci Code. Statements such as these have been made in response to the actions and views of the "Church Community": "If your religion and belief system is so fragile that it can be torn down by the movie... ...then I suggest you seek and subscribe to a higher truth." -- Adam "Is religion so shaky that a FICTIONal movie is going to make the church lose their congregations. HELL if priest molesting young boys kept the people in the pews I doubt this piece of FICTION will make the question their faith." -- Bruce "It is a shame so many people are ignorant of history and do not know that most of the issues the Da Vinci Code raises have already been dealt with. Fallen man will believe anything but the truth." --Aaron "I guess they don't want their blind sheep to begin questioning any of the hogwash they've been spoon feeding them over the years. " -- Jim "It is quite a joke that the Vatican and Catholic Church have the gall to accuse the author of a novel of attacking their fantasies and dogma. Remember that this is the same organization that manufactured fake relics and miracles for many centuries. This is the same group that massacred and tortured people for having a mind of their own. This is the same group of deluded deceivers that makes more noise about a fictional book and movie than about child raping priests, aids, famine, or even the Holocaust! Here’s more about my take on it." --Seven Star Hand "NO ONE can question, no one can think, no one can dissent...Is that the Republican Party mantra or the Nazi's, I never can remember..." -- Brett Today, a British survey was released: "Reading "Da Vinci Code" does alter beliefs: survey" The fact of the matter is that "people are now twice as likely to believe Jesus Christ fathered children after reading the Dan Brown blockbuster and four times as likely to think the conservative Catholic group Opus Dei is a murderous sect." The Catholic accused the author of this best seller of peddling fiction as fact. Ivereigh, the head of the prominent group of English Roman Catholic monks, theologians, nuns and members of Opus Dei complained that Brown and film studio Sony Pictures "have encouraged people to take it seriously while hiding behind the claim that it is fiction. My dichotomous views on this matter basically relate to the fact that I'm concerned that if there is no truth to this, why is the Catholic Church so disconcerted? Does the truth not always surface sooner or later? Where is the strong foundation of 'faith?' If faith were the true foundation of the beliefs of the Catholic church, what's do worry about? Will the faith of the followers not carry them through the supposed false accusations? What if the purported statements made in this film held some truth? Should the followers of the Catholic faith not be made aware of the corruption that may have occurred? Personally, I feel that if my church had secrets of such magnitude that I would hope those truths would be exposed. All things considered, I fear that the church holds the thought that all of their media should be given proper access to the public but when something that goes against their core beliefs is presented, they feel they should have censoring power to control what is made available to the public. Rather than boycotting the film and setting up system of censorship, the church should rise up and create their own film sharing their story; God knows they have the funds and resources to create such a project. Whether the book and film is based on any facet of truth or not, who cares?! It’s a movie. We’ve got to use our brains to understand and realize that what is presented is a work of man. This is no different from any other film; book, television show--no difference here! It’s purpose may have been intended to do harm to the Catholic Church, however, the only harm that can be done is when idiots base their religious faith and beliefs on fictitious works such as this. If you are deeply rooted in your religion and you feel this film may pull you away from the truth, don’t go see it! However, on the flip side, if you are secure in the knowledge you hold on the things you believe and have faith in, this film looks to be a very entertaining film. Check this out!! Da Vinci Code board game!!! Can't wait to hear the reviews the Catholic Church give this! I'm sure this will be blacklisted as well.