for people like me …

Little Britain USA...2

2008-07-25T08:58:00.007+08:00

as posted previously, little Britain USA is in post production, and I cannot wait for it to air.

guess what? guess what? GUESS WAT? its almost hereeeeeeeee.....

The show will air on HBO in September as a six-part series. Kudos to HBO for commissioning it.

previously i posted one snapshot of the NEW characters especially for this coming series, here a clear picture of

Ellie Grace with her mama. haha...cuteness

as American jocks. where is Bubbles, darlin?

and if you do not want to see more, then don't continue. (source)

guess of the week...

2008-07-24T15:18:00.000+08:00

But all I want to know baby is, if what we had was good, Just pick up the phone Damn!
What I wanna know baby, if what we had was good, How Come You Dont Call Me,.. anymore by Alicia Keys...

我厭倦無日無夜電話邊等你,
你有你喜愛扮那萬人迷 - by SL.

test your eyes...

2008-07-24T09:47:00.002+08:00

Oqui, what say you? should this be the next eye-tester. next row, next row, next...

(source)

architectural jelly...

2008-07-24T07:24:00.000+08:00

are u ready for this jelly... are u ready for this jello...

literally...are u ready to eat them? wobble....

I love eating jelly and agar-agar. are they the same? i dunno. As long as they are yummy, i eat them all.

Check this out. Jellymongers.co.uk doing an auction. yes! they invited architects to create iconic jelly for charity. yes! architecture & jelly. sweet idea.

the winner
Fresh flower jelly by Tonkin Liu - jelly-ed after their design for their temporary pavilion.

others includes:

Eden Project by Rogers- yes! its a greenhouse

wobbly bridge by foster + p

I remember when this bridge opened to the public few years back, it swayed with the wind. so now fosters decided to use that bridge to represent them. Bril. thus wobbly bridge - literally.

Wheatgrass and Lime Jelly by Atkins (pci)

Rogers Stirk Harbour + Partners’ jelly-ed Barajas Airport.
an airport made of jelly...and the details man!

and ooo how the makers make the jello stands on the legs, i have no idea. for more, check out here.

i will now go and create my very own...any jello maker out there to help me. Sweets, can u help me if i give u my design?

birthday 14...(Double A)

2008-07-23T00:01:00.007+08:00

Advanced & Away...Not the cup size of hmm...someone... shhh!!!

This is another long overdue post as it happened hmm...just say few weekends ago to celebrate Scarlet's well advanced birthday in her hometown. yes...5 months in advance. She decided to have a PJ party, yes PJ tat's Pyjamas, not BJ hor, when we first discussed: what shall be the theme of her parrrty.

When? where?

when she came back for CNY, yes...back in February and now she is back in UK oledi busy with her work, life, tvb series and bloghopping (i think).

Anyway, we thought of various venues for her dinner and somehow we all ended up in her hometown apartment.

Plus the time was perfect for us, as it was also the long weekend. No we did not use the pool. We wanted but nooo...

So off we drove, past 2 booth tolls ala amazing race style, had our passport stamped *chopped*, we arrived in M-City.

We ate, we played, we drove, we zzz-ed, we ate, we drove, we MJ-ed some more and finally we drove back home. It was fun but tiring towards the end. believe me, cos the bday gal just zzz-ed all the way back.
Scarlet aka O'qui treated us to a seafood feast at the 'look for the red lobster' sign restaurant. Trust me, we all did look out for it that dark night, past various big big houses. not easy!

then back to her apartment for pressies & hmm...MJ lah wat else?

so all of us changed into our PJs, and hmm...while waiting for the pressie opening moment, some of us dozed off. thank God!, we got her great pressies muahaha! to keep everyone up...cos a few of them made our Scarlot --->

what happened?

We got her

a dress in a top (have u worn it?) - i cant believe i did not snap the actual dress.

a clutch (have u used it?)

a makeup kit (have you applied it?)

and 2 special ladies soaps as featured previously...specially for U, dear. no joke. (have you tried it?)

yup...that made her do that face.

last but not least, another one...so hope it helps! (or not);P

i tell you, u better do at least rub it somewhere on your body cos they are not 99 cents ok.

so any difference? so now every time ur hubby insert is like your first time? hmm... hehe...ouch!!!

cant wait for your review and btw, they now have big boy soap too...no joke. maybe get it for ur hubby bday next time.

I still remember the time when i first brought u to the shop and showed u the soaps. OMG! It was like a kid in a candy shop or any teenager in a porn shop. I bet the salesgals thought we were maniacs. haha! we laughed so hard and i think someone (shh!) wetted herself? argh...fun times.

I tell you, the shop should be a tourist spot because i bring almost everyone new to Brunei there and man! priceless moments.

So anyho...

HAPPY ~~30th~~ 31st BIRTHDAY, MRS O'qui LEONG.

ps. update ur den ya! Awas! Awas!...

pps. yes, this is a long overdue post but hei, better late than never right!

new facebook...

2008-07-22T08:43:00.003+08:00

yup...just found out that facebook just got a facelift, yes! a bit of nip & a bit of tuck. so check it out. Just add the new after the 'www' or before the word 'facebook'.

like this : www.new.facebook.com. not kidding!

B Box...

2008-07-21T11:01:00.002+08:00

shout out post

For my birthday this year, i got this box

from J'Z.

this is a handmade one of a kind sunnies box created by J'Z. yup! to store my sunnies, as i was hinting to a few previously i wanted a sunnies display shelf.

well...months later, J'Z made me another sunny box.

see see see...now i got reasons to buy more sunnies. all good!

and ooo...J'z is making & selling them, so if anyone of u need one for yourself or birthday gifts: any kind of storage boxes- for cards, for condoms, for vibrators, for credit cards, for ur S&M leather whips holder, for ur jewelries, for ur diapers, all comes tailor-made (actually handmade) individually for you. So no two boxes are the same.

yes..so if you need one, drop me a line or drop Jamieson'z an email *say bidarlah refer - u get special rate ie. extra 10% for me. hahaha!

of course...u get to choose your very own color, patterns, size & price are negotiable with J'Z.

congrats...Tony & Carina

2008-07-21T10:53:00.009+08:00

got this from H via gmail.

CONGRATS to the lovely wedding couple.

ps. where is my invite? ;)
guess where they took the above pic...

They held their wedding in Bhutan plus got arrangements and assistance by the Royal Family of Bhutan. They broke the traditions and used the royal palace's sleeping room as a background of their wedding photographs. The prince and his wife of Bhutan have also helped the newly weds put on the traditional royal attires of Bhutan.

another one:

the 'western' look. apparently groom outfit is by Tom Ford.

and more pictures beginning to surface via medias...

cempedak

2008-07-19T13:50:00.000+08:00

this is another favourite fruit of mine, after the durian of course.

cempedak is not to be mistaken with jackfruit.also not to be mistaken as ji-la-kak or celakak. ;)

cempedak's flesh is stickier, sweetier, less meaty and more yummier than the jackfruit. ooo thinking about it, already makes me salivate. ooo did i say, the smell ooooh... ok ok! not as strong as the king of fruit but cempedak too has her own distinctive smell and i too love it.

the moment you bring the baby back to the house from the market, you can smell it.

like durian, u can consume them at room temperature ie. while taking the pulp out from the soft oily/sticky shell
or,

chilled them in a box (warning: do make sure lid is closed tight in the fridge), then eat them. hmm....
unlike the durian (though i got to say, i never tried it with the durian-so who knows), cempedak is also best eaten fried. yes! fried cempedak. OMG! i think my saliva just dripped. *slurp*

tadah...mama's fried cempedak.

it is extremely hardcore stuff, cos once u start- u cannot stop, for people like me...

nah nah...seee...

the ~~smell~~ aroma, the crispiness of the batter versus the softness/sweetness of the flesh. OMG!...
and it's also extremely heaty- so drink loads of water/fluid after cos you dun want your nose to bleed. hehe! cue music...keep bleeding, keep bleeding...

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND! xoxo

song now 2...

2008-07-18T15:00:00.000+08:00

我們就像隔著一層玻璃
看得見卻觸不及
雖然我離你幾毫米

我無法傳達我自己, 從何說起...

我也想　能與你,
搭起橋梁
建立默契
卻詞不達意

詞不達意- by SL

i asked myself...

到底是感覺選擇事件
或事件選擇感覺
虛線的連結
預知的離別

面對面 by SL.

in out or inbetweens...

2008-07-18T14:14:00.005+08:00

this is just me & my thoughts (observations) and if any seems too close to heart or it's u, well...its you then or someone u think u know.

its all about relationship status, whether u read or see them in various social sites; some prefer to be ambiguous. why?

they used words like it's complicated.

come on. what is complicated?

unless u are avril singing...

Either you are in or not? single or not? say it! if you are looking...say so, if you are attached, say so. wat the f*Ck is complicated?

I'm sure your other half (presuming your loved ones) would not like to hear, ooo we are complicated.

So by that,

1. the one who wrote that is not sure about the relationship - claiming love is complicated yet want the whole world to sympathize...

2. he or she is gay. Without telling the whole world, about his/her sexuality, just say its complicated. enuf said.

in a open-relationship.

now tat's like the given pass to go and meet others, or there something going on with the relationship.

*****

Over the years, i realised there are quite a number of let's just say, confused guys - who claimed to be straight and used the word - 'in touch with my sensitive sides', while they act all camp and touchy-feely with the opposites sex and stare at guys openly. yes! i came across hmm...just say a few lah, young (pre-uni, in uni) and ~~old~~ matured (married)

well, i guess its difficult to distinguish between straight & gay- they way they act, they talk and dress. society is coming up with various terms: metrosexual, trisexual, iblowbutimstraightsexual, ienjoyabtbitoffunsexual. i dunno.

best (so far) i heard is...'i know alot of my gay friends wish i am, but i'm not. yeah!' then he go staring at guys & acting like he is the straightest dude in da house, in his best effort. bless him.

worse, there are gals going after. goodness! well, like they say love is blind. or they just love a circus!

They are smart people, no doubt, just do not want to admit who they are. Of course, there are reasons for that. But seriously, if you know you are, why bother to snog or boast about your 'straightness'? u know...all the talk, none the action ---and so i heard.

the worse of the bunch is those confused guys got hitched & have kids.

In front- all happy hoo-hah; behind close doors- one can only imagine. So what they do, cruise in swimming pools, various activities in different area codes, in secret hideout, looking for guys in various social website like friendster or facebook or havesexwithmesites; while i'm sure the wife knows but cannot do anything besides shop and work. Well, gal- all i can say...u married a sexually confused guy, u know wat you getting urself. If you think u can change him, or unbend him, think again!

These 'childbearing' wives are not your uneducated ones, they could well be power woman too. So i do not really know why? Just keep an eye out, you will spot them, cos i think i spotted a few.

As for the confused man, u will see loads too and it's pretty norm- working in high & low posts, private or nonprivate, broadcasters or broadshoulders. Trust me, i heard loads of married man loved some fun on the sides with men. So i do wonder, does having sex with the same sex counts as adultery?

Guess of the week...

2008-07-17T16:30:00.000+08:00

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out
;)

ben & jerry & elton...

2008-07-16T10:02:00.000+08:00

yup! B&J does E, and comes in limited tubs.

wat is it? Ben & Jerry does Elton John. So cannot believe the 2 or 3 names can end up in one sentence.

yup! Elton John got BJ-ed.
guess some of you had read, Ben & Jerry is honoring EJ with a limited-batch icecream flavour called - "Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road" for his first-ever Vermont performance.

wat's in it you asked?

"an outrageous symphony of decadent chocolate ice cream, peanut butter cookie dough, butter brickle and white chocolate chunks"

so if u want a taste of EJ, u know where to get some? so are u ready, are u ready?

(source)

ps. when u guys doing bidarlah? hmm...want flavour would i be/want?

pps. so guys & dolls, which mix or flavours would u want yours to be, and what shall it be called?

Music Tuesday: Jam Hsiao 蕭敬騰

2008-07-15T14:16:00.000+08:00

he first came to the small box looking like this

talking about talking point & visual impact huh. (pic)

then Roger (one of the panelist) did this for round 2 during the 超級星光大道 competition. 9Pic0

appearance aside, his voice was THE talking point. Judges were taken away by his vocal & pushed other finalists into the danger zone. No kidd. everyone was not happy.

BUT somehow strangely he won the public's heart and those who rooted for others, jumped to his side and hoping him to win. unfortunately he did not made it through far enough, but record companies were only to eager to sign him out.

He or the recording company somehow took his/their time in preparing this album and only now, 2 years later...

too this...(pic)

In between, he appeared in various shows gathering fan bases, released a book and making waves for example, he sang a medley of movies soundtrack in the golden horse awards, which i must say...is brilliantly performed and sold it to me. I, too, was looking forward to his album.

So finally...his debut is here. One of the most anticipated album for any newcomers in Taiwan.

(pic)

and yes! i finally got hold of his self-titled album. thanks to CH for grabbing it for moi in HK.

was it any good? wat do one expect, or wat do i expect?

well, if you are into your mando-pop, u won't be disappointed then. Jam has a good voice if not better than most male artistes out there, No doubt.

Filled with ballad and some soft rock arrangement thrown in. But thank God, unlike another male singer (also from the competition), Jam did not 'oversadden' most of the song, if there is such a word. Sad love songs doesn't need to be overkill ok. Balance.

Definitely gonna be one of the top seller in Taiwan this year (topping the charts for a few weeks now), however, I dunno, most of the tracks are definitely radio friendly but not that memorable. I tried finding my favourite but nada.

Most of them doesn't have that instant hook or grab u on the balls and make u repeating that track. It's just so-so, u play it and u know it's there but ----

well, that's my view. Like i said, he does have a great voice, just need to find better materials.

birthday...13

2008-07-15T06:33:00.005+08:00

this is THE birthday...

yup! it's...

the one where the celebration will last for a month

the one where the whole country get 'glorified' with ~~adverts~~ celebratory messages

the one where the whole town lit up (at night)

the one where students have been rehearsing for

the one where our newspapers suddenly got thicker

the one where all the high guys stay on alert - waiting ----

the one where you and me get a day off

the one where electricity could well be in peak consumption (besides February)

the one where we as residents of the country feel blessed and proud of.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Your Majesty.

ps. Cheers to Good health.

song now...

2008-07-14T14:25:00.003+08:00

我們都忘了這條路走了多久

心中是清楚的有一天有一天都會停的...

親愛的為什麼也許你也不懂

兩個相愛的人等著對方先說 -------

我和你的眼中看見了不同的天空

走得太遠終於走到分岔路的路口

是不是你和我要有兩個相反的夢?

記得 (Remember) by Amei.

hokkien advert...smile

2008-07-12T11:11:00.001+08:00

eh...darling...darling...

mine tong...ok cho cho...lai hip siong...

guess what they are advertising...it's funny be'cos of the guy speaking in hokkien (i think!)...chiak po lay tua. haha!!!

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!!!!

LV X CdG...

2008-07-12T09:40:00.006+08:00

another collaboration...

this time is Comme des Garcons X Louis Vuitton and thank God it's a one off collaboration. No offense. I loved CdG designs but this one got to be ----.

The pieces are very limited, very hoohah until ...wait let me just copy & paste...(dun want to get it wrong bah ya)

with the kawaii charm...

"The bags will only be available upon order, which is only to be placed at the “Louis Vuitton at Comme des Garçons store”. No telephone or Internet orders will be taken. In return, customers will receive a certificate inside a special card holder in Louis Vuitton’s traditional natural leather, embossed with the Louis Vuitton at Comme des Garçons signature. Only several months later will their bag be delivered to their chosen Louis Vuitton store."

dun play play... got certificate somemore leh.

if quirky is your taste and u want to parade a 'special' LoV bag then...

how many handles do u need for a small speedy?

or just bida. (fugly)

read more abt the story or the birth of such bida collaboration here. ooo...there are 3 more exclusives, too bida even to post here. So next time if someone comes back from Bangkok or China, carrying a 'special' edition bag, dun snub them cos u never know, they could be ----.

my thought is this: If it ain't broken, dun ~~be a smart arse to~~ fix it. Reinventing the wheel if executed well, it's great. If not, it just look silly...or simply outrageous and not in a good way.

chai latte...

2008-07-11T16:17:00.000+08:00

Every now and then, i hear people/friends wanting a chai latte here & there - even on facebook. u know on their status.

to me, chai simply means tea in Hindi and latte is basically Milk in Italian.

Trying to make our classic drink sound posh..."ooo darling, can i have a chai latte?" and then pay around 3 or 4 bucks for a cup.

please lah.

for me...nothing beats the classic TEH C.

Teh is tea in malay or chinese and the 'C' is milk lah in...hmm...coffee shop/kopitiam terms, i think and best of all, i only pay 60 to 80 cents for a cuppa. Nice...

Guess of the week...

2008-07-10T15:42:00.000+08:00

by now, u know what to do...

end of...

2008-07-09T17:45:00.004+08:00

been busy at work - busy doodling. just ----

Besides doing that, i have also been busy catching up on tv series (besides tvb series). yes! being a couch potato. While most of you guys & dolls watched & even talked about them, i've just finished watching them on my hardrod. N they were good!

Just finished watching (should i say, the remaining episodes-post strike-yum that long!)

How I met your mama? series 3.

yup the one with britney 'awesome ted' spears. Now who doesn't love the series?

Check out Barney's blog.

the bro code.

Desperate Housewives 4.

i did not watch s3 as it was nah...but s4- trust me i'm a blogger- it's bril.

I just loved the narration, the soothing voice, the pop-up apple in the opening credit. It was supposed to be a good day...Don't you mess with the 4 desperate housewives? or else...

Dun you just love Brie?

and the ending was so unexpected. So are they gonna start s5 where they left off ie. years later or just continue as normal?

ps. Did u know the Ted's daugther (HIMYM) is Katrina's daugther in DH4?

Ugly Betty s2

After Vicky- this is major moment, what else or who else can top that?

well, Evilmina is back and back she is. In vivid color somemore. Got to love her and ooo her sidekick/poodle Marc. They do make a cute evil duo.

Like i said who can top that? LL appeared like 10 secs as 'mean girl' was ok.

But Naomi on the other hand is fantastic. Without spoiling for everyone, you got to watch Naomi as Naomi in the finale episode. Candy shop! (pic)

So what's remains - Where did Betty go or did she go? Who did Betty choose or did she choose?

Gossip Girls s1
gosh! i thought when they dethrone Queen B, it was the end of s1 but NO... few more episodes (post strike) to end s1 and they were ---- needless to say lah, they were effing great. New crazy gal appear trying to mess with S and one word: dun mess with B. (ok! 4 words)

new word: manbangs aka Nat.

and like i say...and i will say again: No one believe tomkat relationship, not even the upper east siders. yup! they referenced J to being a Katie Holmes. haha! See guys! No one believe me, until u hear it on GG huh. u guys are such a J.

i'm not fashion expert, but to choose - best dress man: Chuck Bass. Man!

from series 2 (pic)

love or hate him, this dude can really pull off all the colours the stylist thrown on him: bright orange jacket, yellow pants, purple top, checkered top/socks, you name them. If only, I ---.

As for best dress gal: no other than Queen B, in my opinion.

gosh! seems like all i do was watch tv huh? well... i heart tv. who doesn't? xoxo.

when is the Walkers family s2 i.e. Bros & Sistas 2 premiering? Actually when all the above new series showing?

the safari hunt...

2008-07-08T17:20:00.002+08:00

woke up at 4:30am yes! AM hor not pm...on a sunday somemore. Good God! when was the last time anyone of you woke up that early? tell me.

Wat's worse? my left eye was in some discomfort and fuzzy-ish, of all days. damnit! woke up and start dripping antibiotics drops. neh, the one that i accidentally poked myself with my phone cover last time. And yes! i'm the designated driver opps! But all is well. Just a bit blurry.

Wat matter was the hunt? right?

I am not gonna go to details of the event/hunt cos

1. i'm tired
2. i betcha u guys are not that bothered.
3. u can read at some other blogs (i think)

just shorthand it for you guys...

left house at

5:15 AM arrived at ICC (still dark, i tell you)

my teammates (team 66)

and team 55 (let's just say our alliance)

yup! we were in our full gear.

then slowly more and more green tee-shirts walked towards to the venue.

6:30AM flag off for Leg 1 of the hunt

we had 3 challenges to do-

part 1 animal/hunter photo pose shoot

(i say safari-themed loh)

and thank god i had my safari bday last year- so i had all the stuffs for it. yeah!!!! so drove home- got locked out (no keys)- and then realised my 'catsuit' is in Z's place. arghh!

okok! dun panic...luckily we had animal printed leggings, scarfs and others...so we made do with what we had.

then highlight no. 1 of the day happened.

everyone panicked cos we thought we left the car keys IN the car, cos it's locked. arghh! luckily it was in the plastic bag. kerazzy i tell you. wat a close call.

yes me & Mag are background trees.

and one of the other challenges was picking up rubbish. Nin nia ah! On a sunday somemore to pick up rubbish. well have to do loh, quickly and headed back to ICC for leg 2.

before 9am: we headed off again, to solve 25 questions which brought us around Muara, Berakas, Bunut, Katok, Bersurat, and where else...i oso forgot...and in between got 2 challenges some more which involved climbing running up a safari trail. Of course Mama Mag, cannot play. Luckily we have 2 'kids' with us haha... let them run... run Hadi run...

I got to say, I need to get my lazy arse to the gym or some exercise man! limpeh was tired man! slightly out of breathe when running up the hill. o am i old? eff man.

anyway....all done and clocked in.

we were confident to be at least top 20, u know and did we?

why? cos we rocked the photo shoot (and so we thought!), we answered most questions correctly, we did all the challenges well...well enough.

Ooo...we were made to stay from 1 to almost 4pm in the ICC, post lunch. gawd!

look how tired we were...no joke! mama needs her nap and limpeh needs ----

we were already knackered and my left eyes were drying and the left eye blur vision was getting a bit worse. But we stayed! why?

NOT to hear the annoyingly loud music
NOT to see the games they had planned
NOT to hear & see one of our local celebrity 'waassup wassup' and gave us 4 songs (if u incl his promo video) gosh!!!

we stayed cos well...we want to go up the stage to receive our TICKETS. haha! yes! though in slight pain, i tried to keep our confidence level up and so did Shirley. kept reminding ourselves: We are soo gonna win it!

then i received a call from Z saying J'Z won Tri-X...well done!

and did we?

ooo before i announce, Got to say: wat a team "giving ourselves a pat on the back",

so well done team 66: Me, Mag, Shirley n Hadi. (next year maybe?) haha...

ok ok! when they started announcing the top 40...we sooo did not want to be part of it haha...nah! prizes included vacuum, washing machines and wat's not which we do not want anyway...

then top 20...ok, me & shirley were ---- still got chance, afterall we did well and we wanted TICKETS and go up the stage..ooh btw those below top 10 don't even get up on the stage. boo!!!

ALL we wanted is UP THE STAGE! haha...yes, shirley even practiced her walk & wave. no joke.

so come top 10... eeerrrr...where the eff is team 66?

then top5 - the tickets. the flight the holiday..we wanted...fingercrossing...

top 3...still NO team 66. woot?

top 2...still NO... then we knew it...wat went wrong?

damn damn...not even for best photo shoot...halo?

but at least they showed them on the screen.

then they started the 10 lucky draws. So we stayed a little bit longer...com'on we waited for almost 4 freaking hours.

Just before the last item, we decided to move ourselves towards the doors to avoid the big rush of crowd leaving the venue. Hadi even left to the toilet/nicotine fix.

highlight no 2 happened...are u ready?

the MC announced, "the winner is a famous route in the Mid West of USA".

we were like: NOOOO!!! its US!!! its US!! OMG!!! haha..

its route 66 lah...hahaha...

and those 2 gals asked me to go ON STAGE to collect the 20 inch LCD flat screen TV. So save to say...Team 66 did go on stage, but me on their behalf. haha!

can u believe it? it's really scrapping the barrel man! the last one! haha! well...at least WE WON something. good time!!!!

drove back, showered and zzz from around 8pm to the next morning. DAMN TIRED!!! but it was fun!

Now we have a TV for sale. Any takers? no joke. we want the monehhhhh...

SO FOR SALE

for B$500 it could be yours. Its a bargain. retailing at B$600 or above. dun believe, go check yourself. interested let me know. Flat screen leh...

UPDATE: 0907 TV IS SOLD! ;)

Picture ...

2008-07-08T14:31:00.007+08:00

he may be the new chef in town but seriously man...hope over to bigmagblog and see wat i meant cos i'm not gonna post his picture here. that one real bida i tell you.

The newly appointed chef looks....

1. scary

2. he is after U for food.

and they say a picture tells a thousand words...wat u guys think?

and reminded me of the Scottish guy of little britain. yup! the one who keep on saying yessssss in a restaurant.

I shall give u the memorable quotes first. (this should be in series 1)

Mother: Kimberly has a nut allergy. Do you know if the chocolate cake contains nuts?
Scottish Guy: Yeeeeees.
Kimberly: What, yes, you know, or yes, there are nuts?
Scottish Guy: Yeeeeees.
Mike: Well, which?
Scottish Guy: [picks up a piece of cake and puts it to his ear] Carrot cake, carrot cake, have ye any nuts?
[listens]
Scottish Guy: The carrot cake contains? no nuts.
Scottish Guy: [picks up another piece of cake to his ear] Lemon drizzle cake, lemon drizzle cake, have ye any nuts?
[listens]
Scottish Guy: The lemon drizzle cake contains... no nuts
[plays flute]
Scottish Guy: No nuts.
Scottish Guy:[picks up chocolate cake to his ear] Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?
[listens]
Scottish Guy:[to Mike] He wants to speak to you.
Mike: [takes cake, baffled, puts it to his ear and listens] Mike Kapalski?

now the video...enjoy, watch it and u see the resemblances.

speaking of food coming out from that brasserie, i heard from Jw that it's getting worse. I myself experienced it too myself during papa's day. seriously, what happened? Not sure how many of you guys felt that? I would be uncanny if the chef goes around saying yesssss....

Protect the skin you're In...

2008-07-05T12:10:00.001+08:00

um
everyone knows my feeling for one particular designer, Mr M Jacobs & his designs.

having said that i got to give credit where its due.

One good thing from his work is: Protect the skin you're In/Protect your Largest Organ...where he got a bunch of celebrities to get naked, printed them on tees for sale and proceed got to charity.

and i got to say, bunch of female & male celebrities are all willing to pose. no kidding.

you've or may have seen them before...

becks wearing his 'vicky' one. (pic)

Me want one of those tees but moi prefer the one with the gorgeous DITA VON TEESE.

Go to MJ website to see ALL the celebrities involved or stripped naked. The thing is u can get the tees in the US of A. and in MJ store ONLY. arghh! So for people like me, living on the other side of the world, how?

lucky for moi, my bestest friend, sherry went few weeks ago and i got her to grab me & Z one each. Thank you so much dear. Thank you so much (from Z).

It took a while to get to me, nonetheless it did and here is me ~~showing off~~ wearing my fabulous Dita over the weekend.

ps. Tao got himself a Heidi Klum while Z got himself a Naomi. ALL of them are gorgeous, i tell you. happy now, S. ;)

Have a NICE WEEKEND... cos mine will be a tiring but hopefully fun one. ;o

update
with the approval from Mr T.

check out Heidi 'one day u in, next day u out' Klum

cut or uncut?

2008-07-04T17:05:00.001+08:00

it all started when i found out that there is a street named Bandar Puteri Puchong today.

I couldn't help myself and without offending Princess Puchong and/or our next door neighbour. why?

(pic-advert for Tom Ford)

to some it's just a name of a street like any other street names, but puchong is also another name for the male genital, yup!

it is another name for penis or little brother or little pee pee or cock or schlong or dick or johnson

(pic)

or willy or hot dog or sausage or your ti ti or palir.

and i was gtalking with J'z today and mentioned it to him. He then pointed out that...

so did u guys & dolls know that? i did not till today.

so puchong is uncut i.e hooded

while palir is cut ie. circumcised.

I'm not gonna start asking how many of my male readers have puchong and how many have palir? so dun worry, ok.

Just wondered, is there a way of telling (like tell tell sign) who is cut & who is uncut without seeing the 'thing'?

(pic-perez)

ok ok! i know most malays, if not all malays & jews (men, of course) own a palir for religious issues but what about other races? anyway...hmm...

and all i thought puchong is just another chinese word for penis just like lampah or lan jiao, while palir is our local (malay) or slang word.

can u imagine puchong means pussyland? omg!

ok! i stop before i ----