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Social Verbal Discourse With You (1 of many)

2010-01-03T17:41:00.003+08:00

Me: I think I need to lose weight, of late, everyone has been telling me that I've put on a lot of weight.
You: No, don't... you are perfect the way you are. If you lose weight you won't be chi too.
Me: So, what you are saying is that I should remain unattractive and overweight, thus depleting my chances of attracting members of the opposite sex, just so that you can maintain a perfect romantised ideal of who I am. And not to mention, the potential dangers of cardiovascular diseases. You want me to deal with all these nonsense just because you want me to remain the way you perceive me as being perfect... not to mention your secret fixation with chubby men despite yourself being a highly attractive and intelligent individual (though this would mean nothing since all I am attracted to is your potential to make vast amounts of money from your profession in the future)*.
You: Oh... sorry... lose some weight then... But not too much, not too a point where chi too becomes unrecognizable.
Me: It's a shame you're Muslim, I so want to eat Hokkien Mee with extra pork lard with you right now.

*Yes, it's true, in real life, I can actually speak within a parenthesis. Sometimes I can even speak in capital letters too.

A Brief Examination Of The Law Of Thermodynamics

2010-01-03T17:38:00.002+08:00

It's getting a little bit too cold.

I turn the fan off.

It's not as cold as before now.

2009-12-30T18:28:00.001+08:00

my train of thoughts derailed.

31 people died and 172 were injured, of which 12 are in critical condition.

Emotional Breakdance

2009-12-30T18:22:00.001+08:00

I was told that I really shouldn't have anymore emotional breakdowns... nor breakups...
Instead, I should be having emotional breakdances.
It sounds like an awesome idea.

Then I thought about it really hard only to realize that it's a terrible thing.
Break dancing is bad enough... one that is emotional...

god...

2009-12-30T11:22:00.001+08:00

Bangkok sounds like a great idea.
But since I'm not sure if I'm over the trauma of all that is Suvarnabhumi airport, I think I'll take a train to Hualamphong and meet you there.

2009-12-30T10:12:00.001+08:00

2 more days to the end of this dreadful year
I think I should drown myself in endless beers

2009-12-26T19:56:00.000+08:00

one day, i'll be so handsome you'd find me absolutely irresistable

2009-12-24T10:29:00.001+08:00

kaze wo atsumete

Conversations with you (25 of many)

2009-12-22T14:42:00.000+08:00

Me: Merry Chirstmas!
You: Merry Christmas to you too! Where is my Christmas hug?
Me: Oh... I left that at home.

A Prelude To Slitting My Wrist

2009-12-21T22:46:00.001+08:00

if you hide all the knives, I won't be able to split my pills which I'll need to stay alive.

either way, I'll still win

Like A Whale...

2009-12-17T09:57:00.002+08:00

I have an excellent sense of direction... just like a whale.

With their senses in sync with the earth's magnetic field, whale's are known to migrate tens of thousands of miles in search of warmer waters, food, and mating partners.

But when their sense of direction ever fail them...

When they do get lost...

Whales commit suicide.

Almost A Conversation With You

2009-12-13T20:47:00.001+08:00

I just wanted to say 'hi'

But somehow, I overdid it

I said 'hi hi'

2009-12-13T20:14:00.002+08:00

I want you to know that there is nothing left to know anymore.

Except maybe the way I feel about how there is noting left to know anymore.

2009-12-12T14:33:00.000+08:00

I can do this shit!

I just don't know how.

Sometimes...

2009-12-06T23:55:00.000+08:00

... I get the 90s completely mixed up.

'Hammertime! Stop, collaborate, and listen'

I Love xkcd.com

2009-12-06T21:25:00.003+08:00

I really like xkcd.com. However, catching on to it relatively late means that I've not seen alot of the much earlier stuff. One would say that the best thing to do would be to start from the first one and then keep hitting 'next', and keep tabs of the one I've read the day before and pick up from there.

But for the fear of eventually running out, I hit the 'random' button instead.

Yes it's true that I will see a lot of repeats amongst the ones that I've never seen before.

I remedy this by not reading the mouse overs on the ones I'm seeing for the first time. I save that for when I see it the second time around.

Conversations with you (24 of many)

2009-11-30T00:20:00.002+08:00

You: I am not a tease
Me: I am not at ease
You: Really?

Conversations With You (23 of many)

2009-11-26T23:52:00.001+08:00

you : getting single word answers is such a turn off.
me : yea...
you : towdally.

2009-11-17T19:27:00.001+08:00

You came online.
You went offline.
You came online.
You went offline.
You came online.
You went offline.
You came online.
You went offline.
You came online.
You went away.

2009-11-11T23:06:00.001+08:00

Sometimes I feel like I want to bury my head in your bosoms and scream profanities.

XKCD saved my life

2009-11-11T19:50:00.002+08:00

2009-11-08T22:09:00.002+08:00

sudah sekian lama catatan di sini diabaikan.
diselubungi rintihan yang tidak berkata walaupun diri ditenggelami kesayuan yang seakan-akan meinginginkan satu suara yang mampu melaung sehingga ke pinggir angkasa.
aku mahu berenang dengan mu di laut air pahit.

2009-11-01T16:33:00.001+08:00

To Whom It May Concern,

Fuck You

Regards,
chi too

ps: I wish you success and happiness

2009-10-29T01:56:00.002+08:00

People say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

I'd like to show you the way to my stomach.

Conversations with you (22 of many)

2009-10-28T10:06:00.001+08:00

Me: Let's get some cake
You: It's your birthday, we must get really good cake
Me: When cake is with you, the cake becomes irrelevant