tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-260753712007-09-22T10:05:42.616-07:00Double Secret DeclassificationMrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-20324217957268763052007-09-22T09:41:00.000-07:002007-09-22T10:05:42.745-07:00PrescientDemocracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.<br /><br />The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office.<br /><br />The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.<br /><br />As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/H._L._Mencken/">H. L. Mencken</a>MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-66686538527369457392007-03-10T18:29:00.000-08:002007-03-10T18:31:35.156-08:00Drinking Liberally in Brandon, FloridaWhat's the definition of a real conservative?<br />I agree with conservative fiscal policies, limiting the reach of government &amp; respect of civil liberties. But according to one of my brother-in-laws, that's not conservative.<br />WTF?<br />O.K. he's a Fox "News" watcher from North Carolina that got screwed out of his share of a business he helped build.<br />To some, the racist past Dixiecrats are conservative. Some say preserve our Christian heritage by oppressing gays. Some are authoritarian that would follow Commander Codpiece W off a cliff (well, not actually, or they would be enlisting for his great Iraqi adventure).<br />So, who is the conservative?MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-1159065361609197802006-09-23T19:18:00.000-07:002006-09-23T19:36:01.616-07:00Sweet Jeebus, these People Suck!Wow, we are supposed to be impressed that the US will not "reinterpret" the Geneva Conventions. But we will still torture. Oh, sorry, we will use "alternative interrogation methods."<br />Thanks, John McCain. Say hi & give a big hug to Jerry Falwell for me.<br />Maybe they will name it the "Happy Prisoner Initiative," like they did for conservation & air pollution. Yes, the Clear Skies Initiative (more air pollution) and the Healthy Forest Initiative (cut all of those goddamnned trees down & pay the timber industry to take them off our hands) were perfect titles for what Bush, Cheney, Rove, and the Republicans wanted to do.<br />I pray that the combination of Diebold machines and Corporate owned media has not robbed us of true democracy. <br />Republicans are inept at eveything except public relations, and that is only because of the aforementioned Corporate owned media. Corrupt and evil are these people. Preying on the Authoritarian tendancies of people too busy to dig deeper than the headlines.<br />Viva Internet. She's our best hope, perhaps our only hope.MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-1157597690135362842006-09-06T19:28:00.000-07:002006-09-06T19:58:05.270-07:00More Whining, and Evil in this WorldI am a second-class citizen living in Florida. Because of my actions a lifetime ago, I cannot vote. The basic right of a democracy was stripped from me, changing my perception of America.<br />To me, America is not a democracy. I have no official say in the functioning of the government. All of my taxes are without representation, but I still pay them, and gladly. <br /><br />My crime was delivery of cannabis. I should not have done it. Even though the person I was bringing it to had done the same favor for me a few months earlier, I should not have done it. It was and is against the law. I should not have done it. <br />I am sorry for my actions of over 20 years ago. But I have an extreme disagreement with the “conventional wisdom” that criminalizes behaviors that are harmless at best, and irritating at the worst.<br /><br />Despite my scuff with the law, I support all of our law enforcement agencies. These fellow citizens uphold our rights by providing protection, many times laying their lives on the line. No, my beef is with the politicians, political corruption of the markets, and "morals" laws.<br /><br />I have done my time, I feel that my punishment should be ended. Let me vote again. Please help me change the laws in Florida. <br />But what they have done is Constitutional.<br />Here’s a thumbnail sketch:<br />http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A9785-2004Aug17.html<br /><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A9785-2004Aug17.html"></a><br /><br />Damn <br />And the woman who bounced me from the rolls is running for Senator.<br />And I hate her fake boobs, too.<br />No, her seemingly fake boobs are not the evil in this world of which I now wish to address (it's in the title, if it seems familiar). Please take a gander at this:<br /><a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_digbysblog_archive.html#115750643033348143"></a><br />http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_digbysblog_archive.html#115750643033348143<br />This is the type of thing I heard about in the Soviet Union during the cold war. That and kids informing on their parents.<br />God, I need something to cheer me up. Anyone got a comment?MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-1155788477038683592006-08-16T19:16:00.000-07:002006-08-25T18:36:08.023-07:00Partisan Blog HeavenI'm from the PsychoSphere:<br /><a href="http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/8222.html">http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/8222.html</a><br />Go to the "did a post" link and I'm a featured wacko, I am BuzzMon. Ha!<br />Confederate Yankee seems to think that I am unhinged, because I am skeptical of the major news media & the war on "Terra."<br />I love it!!!<br />I think that I hit a nerve. But I may have tried to stuff too much information in a quick post, 'cause I'm not sure if it is easy to comprehend.<br /><br />OK, politics. <br /><br />I am an American second class citizen in Florida. I can't vote. I can't do a bunch of things because of my actions over 20 years ago. I made a mistake, I was breaking the law, I got caught, I went to jail. If it counts, I did get stuck in front of certifiable judge (a suicide later, after some personally embarassing behavior). <br />Funny thing, I was caught because I allowed an aquaintance to set me up. He needed a patsy, and I (unwittingly) agreed. God, was I stupid. This aquaintance was the same type of rich pampered kid that George W. Bush seems to be.<br />Delivery of Cannabis, 364 days in county jail and 5 years probation, and a felony conviction tatooed to my name forever.<br /> <br />If Confederate Yankee is right, that I am nuts, perhaps this collection of events is what drove me over the edge.<br /><br />Naw, I know what did it:<br /><br /> It was "Bush II (The Revenge of Nixon)" that made my head explode. This horror movie is not only about the physical destruction of a middle east country, a combination of bombs, blood, severed limbs, brain damage, dead children, sectarian violence that leads to de-facto Sharia cleansing. It is equally about the possible destruction of both our home country... and the world. <br />Zombie-like death-cult members take control of all parts of the government, and proceed to implement a plan concocted by the cult leaders, formerly known as "the crazies."<br />This is the culmination of years of careful planning and execution of the master plan to avenge Nixon, and usher in a new era, the New American Century. <br />Once the media takeover is complete, the cult is formed. Building on historical grievences, a coalition of horror is spawned. The Theocrats and Confederates join force with the Corporatists, and tap into the magic of "The Code."<br />These multiple forces of evil tap into the key words that can control mankinds emotional connections, blocking the perception of what was really happening around them. <br />Lucky for us, each type only works on about 30% of the country. But, there are many magic codes, and most are unknown to the rest of the nation or world.<br />The plan proceeds, media takeover in the 80's, the capture of the Congress in the early 90's, an unsucessful attempt to displace the elected President in the late 90's still tarnishes his sucessor enough that the theft of the election in 2000 is mostly accepted by the public. Part one is complete: Avenging the lost Nixon election of 1960. <br /><br />Part 2 of their plan proceeds, Amass an amazing pile of wealth, and neuter the same media that took down Nixon. A Cult leader named Jack Welch not only pushes the public (using the media) to support the military industries to insane levels. But his true kinky love is revealed as he "pulls" the media whores of the left to the Cult of Rove. Once converted, pundits like Lil Russ and Tweety pump hard for the Cult.<br /><br />Part 3, the Nixon heir sets out to prove that he's a man. He sets out to avenge his dad, and the family name. He is now a manly man, not a coward just because in his youth, he did not participate in the war that he supported. He dresses up in uniform, and becomes "Commander-In-Chief." His catch phrases:<br />Mission Accomplished<br />Bring it on!<br />It's hard work!<br />I'm the Decider<br /><br />Thousands and thousands die.<br /><br />Cult members can be easily spotted. Quick to anger if reality is waved in front of them, their primary response is Projection. If their actions are hurting the country, they call their opponents traitors. When the cult members cannot contain their self-loathing bile, their opponents become enimies, and are accused of being hate-filled.<br /><br />This movie has not been completed, but I am hoping for a happy ending.MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-1155517113385970062006-08-13T17:40:00.000-07:002006-08-13T17:58:33.396-07:00Other Peoples work #000001Politics.<br />Lamont vs Lieberman, CT, 2006<br />From the Comments, <a href="http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/8186.html#more-8186">http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/8186.html#more-8186</a><br /><br />a rework of MonyPython's Dead Parrot sketch, albeit about Mr. Lieberman:<br /><br />We should give Lieberman the Monty Python dead parrot treatment …<br /><br />Customer: What kind of Democrat is he?<br />Shopkeeper: He's a Connecticut "blue."<br />Customer: He looks dead to me.<br />Shopkeeper: He's not dead.<br />Customer: Yes, he is.<br />Shopkeeper: No, he's not.<br />Customer: Yes, he is. He's as dead as a doornail.<br />Shopkeeper: No, he's not. He's just sleeping [with the enemy].<br />Customer: He's not sleeping.<br />Shopkeeper: Oh, he's just "pining for the fjords."<br />Customer: He's dead! He's no longer on the left side of the aisle–he's an ex-Democrat!<br />Shopkeeper: I suppose you're right.<br />Customer: Good day.<br />Comment by slip kid no more — 8/12/2006 @ <a href="http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/8186.html#comment-49555">12:45 pm</a><br /><br />Thanks. slipMrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-1155355254406839392006-08-11T20:45:00.000-07:002006-08-11T21:00:54.413-07:00Falling ApartI am really not middle aged, yet. give me another 20 to twenty-five years, and then we'll talk. Now, middle age is when you get to about half way through your life. So, given the advances of science, I figure that I'm gonna live to be about 150 yo.<br />a/s/l, right?<br /> But at 50+, and not taking care of the bod, I'm feeling it.<br />Not like my 65+ neighbor, a hard workin former farmer. Ouch, he's got it bad. Nor like my 80+ Mom, who seems better off than the neighbor. But it's there...<br /><br />So, this is the place where I re-dedicate my life to clean living, exercise, and flossing my teeth. Not.<br /><br />If I say that I'll try, there's Yoda saying, "Don't try, do. Or don't do" or something like that.<br /><br />I will line up some personal stats soon, and see where we go from there.MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-1154737727450060252006-08-04T17:00:00.000-07:002006-08-04T17:46:22.570-07:00The pizza is almost ready<span>In fact the buzzer sounded as I wrote that. Now the fragrence of a pepperoni pizza engulfs me. lifting me a bit higher with anticipation. The wife, let's call her the lovely MzBuzz, pulls it out, sets it on a plate to cool. She wheels & slips out the French doors to the porch.When she comes back in she grabs the dry food &amp; the cats jump. I get up & feed them. The Lovely MzBuzz cuts the pie &amp; calls the boy.<br />"OK. Your hands are dirty, so go wash them."<br />He goes<br />We sit down &amp; the boy gets up, turns on the TV, and comes back. We are watching Cartoon Network eating pizza. It’s Friday night. How did I get so luckey?</span>MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-1154658472634282902006-08-03T18:14:00.000-07:002006-08-03T19:27:52.690-07:00Life is sweet for me - I'm on the internet!So I Googled my name. And, I did not get anything, and that is really cool. There used to be some stuff from my high school days, but the school moved its web address, and now I am off the radar.<br />That is doing a Google search for my real name.<br />BuzzMon? That's a different story.<br />Now, I love the blogs, and I post a comment here or there. I have posted the most at TheCarpetbaggerReport.com, and a few times at Digby's Hullabaloo.<br />Now I find that I am being cross posted all the way to the New York Times. Cool!<br />OK, so I'm going to do a profile now, so we can all bask in our mutual greatness.<br />Or something, I don't know.MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-1145213925985414782006-04-16T11:44:00.000-07:002006-06-29T20:01:48.840-07:00Cat Blogging<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/462/2730/1600/Pixie04.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/462/2730/320/Pixie04.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />I, like a few bloggers, have cats. This is Pixie, notice the notched ear.<br /><p> </p><p>Pix is a very appreciative cat, an affecionate sweetheart.</p>MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26075371.post-1144988630016343712006-04-13T21:12:00.000-07:002006-04-13T21:23:50.026-07:00Do you always travel with meat in your bag?<em><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">Blogging is my life.</span></em><br /><em>After my personalized Scion, of course, oh and my family.</em><br /><em>Well, yeah I have to work, so there goes a lot of time.</em><br /><em>And my son, well since he's still in elementary school..... Did I mention my Scion?</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>This blog is about life and the truth.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>Well, politics, that's the same, right?</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>Now the title of this, my very first blog entry comes right off "The Dailey Show."</em><br /><em>When this rerun was new, the scandal du jour was another British memo that revealed that Bush was determined to invade Iraq. Jon Stewart followed with several clips of Dubya expressing his hope that we would not have to invade.</em><br /><em>Colbert follows mentioning Abramoff and Cheney shooting an old man in the face.</em><br /><br /><em>The buzz today, mon, is about the "Mobile Biological Warfare Labs" that were, actually not found in Iraq. Did Bush lie about this? </em><br /><em></em><br /><em>Lie or not, he was wrong when he declared (in Poland) that we found the WMDs. But did he lie? Was he selling a war, or was he just surrounded by incredibly incompetent people?</em><br /><em>Polish Joke, too bad about all the death, injuries, and destruction.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>Oh, now Colbert is bringing up Tom Delay. March 31st rerun.</em><br /><p><em>So, I was reading A Salon article by Sydney Blumenthal regarding the president (sorry, no cap for that word right now) and a declassification between 4 people, including the president. Four people, and that excluded Steven Hadley, Colin Powell, and George Tenant. One term leapt to my mind, Double Secret Declassification. Nine hits for the exact term on Google.</em></p><p><em>My inspiration.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p>O.K. stream of consciousness sucks, but It's my first. Be gentle<br /><br />And I don't have a Scion, just kidding.<br /><em></em><br /><br /><br /><br /><em></em>MrMitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04082798867343060142noreply@blogger.com