Harper Valley

HARPER VALLEY HAS MOVED!!! please go to http://harpervalley.wordpress.com

2006-10-29T06:50:00.002-08:00

Harper Valley*NOTE: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT A REAL EMAIL ADDRESS TO COMMENT AT WORDPRESS....a@b.com WILL DO. IT'S EASY TO COMMENT AND THERE'S NO 'WORD VERIFICATION'. YOUR BROWSER WILL REMEMBER YOUR INFO FOR NEXT TIME, JUST TYPE IN THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME AND ADDY, AND VOILA!!!For those who have linked me I'd really appreciate you going into your temple, er, i mean template and adjusting

It's Sunday!!!! Crystal Methodist's Sermon for the day...

2006-10-28T22:19:00.000-07:00

"Ha Hoo! Time for some teachings from Crystal. Mr. MacKay, this one's for you - as I was collecting flowers for today , who did I spy coming out from the Widow Cranston's house? Yes, a certain Mr. M. looking rather dishevelled. Naughty boy, if you could put as much in the collection plate as you paid her I promise not to tell!From Steve 11:59, 'And ye shall not enter the home of a tart, for

Iggy Poop - Just say 'NO'!

2006-10-28T01:53:00.002-07:00

Michael Ignaetiff...just say 'no'! He's a pop-star, or is that poop-star? He keeps pooping on us from his loft , talking about this and that, changing his mind, but not bothering to change his shorts. He's bent on causing 'Trudeau Mania' in his guise. Everything's all about Michael. He talks in circles then circles his talks and is nothing short of being 'John Kerry North'. Academia is

Wear a Red Burka Friday

2006-10-27T10:13:00.000-07:00

Graphic from The Tennesee Guerilla Women, 'Challenging the conservative politics of sexism, homophobia, racism and classism . . . A progressive internet-based organization of politically active women (and extraordinary men) united to fight the radical right in Tennessee and the nation.

CBC, CTV, National Post and Globe and Mail all say number one Best Blog is Harper Valley

2006-10-27T02:09:00.000-07:00

Four major Canadian news sources all voted the Harper Valley Blogspot as the winner of the coveted "Golden Keyboard' award for 2006. Site creator, Scout Vagabond, was not present at the awards ceremony, citing something about The Sally Ann as having been cleaned out of clothes for halloween, especially formal dresses.When I awoke from that nightmare I was sweating profusely. Egads, I'd been

U.S. Soldiers Speaking Out Against War, Some Refusing to Fight

2006-10-26T19:05:00.000-07:00

Via Mother Jones comes this Reuters report that some U.S. soldiers are protesting Iraq, and some refusing to fight.. Gee, wonder why? Ma Jones also reports on an ex-marine who heads up the Veterans Against Iraq', a group that is growing in numbers. Gee, wonder why?I'm sure Georgie-boy will shut down a soldier's right to speak up soon. Perhaps he'll issue duct tape left over from the 911

Here's Our Fucker So Far...

2006-10-25T21:40:00.000-07:00

Rasta Steve with stubble is the winner of how you'd like our fucker to look. Now for suggestions on attire, piercings, tats, etc.......just comment away and I'll take whats offered and see what I can do. This is where the voting ends and I'll select things according to what's available on google images and what I'm capable of in photoshop. Oh boy, can't wait to see the end result of rapist at

ZirCON?

2006-10-24T16:20:00.000-07:00

The King and Queen of Sweden visited the Harpers today. The Harperinni's gave the Swedish pair a real, genuine zirCON. The Swedes looked, er, thrilled. Do you think the Harper's are cheap? Let's look at their gift list to date:George - Belt buckle, cufflinks, cowboy hatG8 leaders - mini bottles of maple syrup, Celine Dion CD, 8 ounce pack of smoked salmonTony Blari - Walmart t-shirt saying '

My Exciting Day

2006-10-23T23:57:00.000-07:00

So I've shortened the oringinal post...sue me. I checked in on Alison's blog at Creekside. There, in full blown black and white was her post on the B&P debacle. Not to take away from Alison's good post, but some of the comments enraged me to the far ends of this flat earth (you non-bipolars probably think it's round...hah!). There was a lot of good barf reflex comments supporting

The man who fucks us all....Rasta Steve

2006-10-22T18:00:00.000-07:00

OK, in between blowing my nose and helping to outift the landlord's kids for halloween, i came up with the following roughs (and boy are some rought!!!). The question is, do you want blue eyed, bare faced rasta surfing steve, or a facial hair version? vote in the poll and if you choose 'other' please leave a comment as to what you'd like:Should Rasta

And the Winner is....RASTA STEVE!

2006-10-22T11:37:00.000-07:00

Rasta Steve beats out Aryan Ken Doll by only a few votes, as the man who is fucking us all. Now, do we want him with stubble, a beard, moustache, goatee........i'll do the images as the day goes by then create a poll (as fast as my dripping nose will allow and inbetween helping the landlord's kids witih their haloween costumes).

Deep Desecration

2006-10-21T23:57:00.000-07:00

Deep Integration? Why those cheeky corporations and politicians! Here I thought they were attempting to move to a more romantic setting before they fucked us and maybe even let us have some pleasure along the way instead of the virtual gang bang it's become. Imagine Bush, Harper and Fox (then his little predesseser calderon) coming into your bedroom and plying you with their corporate buddies

Kim Jong Sings 'I'm Sorry'

2006-10-20T12:41:00.000-07:00

North Korea bad boy Kim Jong has expressed regret over testing nukes. The little guy immediatley hit the recording studios and sang his rendition of Brenda Lee's big time hit.I'm sorry, so sorryThat I was such a foolI didn't knowSanctions could be so cruelOh, oh oh oh,Uh-ohOh, yes.You tell me mistakesAre part of being NapoleanBut that don't right The wrong that's done(spoken)(I'm sorry) I'm

Famous Stupid People #12

2006-10-19T21:25:00.000-07:00

EVERYONE LOVES A PARADE AND THEY'LL BE ONE SOMEWHERE FOR THE ANON who correctly guessed Augusto Pinochet. Heh, I bet Sheena's cursing as I'm sure her 'is he still active politically' question gave it away.*A few posts down, "How do you want Harper to Look?', Rasta Steve and Aryian Ken Doll Steve are running neck in neck. You can vote more then once, so go for it and I'll close the results over

Harper: Off With Garth Turner's Head

2006-10-18T20:15:00.000-07:00

It's the talk of Blogtown...Harper removing MP Garth Turner from Caucus for 'breech of confidence' over his blogspot. We all know, 'ya right', more like the outspoken Turner didn't jive with Harper's tune, so the dance hall bouncers were bound to come out at any time. The Reform Party just doesn't like the real Conservatives, let's face it. But they've had to deal with the Lebanon evac and

If Only They Were Normal #11- Laura Bush and Laureen Harper

2006-10-17T21:13:00.000-07:00

Imagine being married to George Walker or Stephen Joseph. No thanks!!! If their wives were normal they would have left their sociopathic mates by now or at LEAST had an affair to comfort each other's living with emotionless, incompassionate guys. Let's let the fly on the wall listen in:Laura It's o.k. sugar, Mamma's gonna make everything alright for pretty little Laureen.Laureen OH Laura, I

Steve's Makeover - final on hairdo

2006-10-16T21:03:00.000-07:00

A few posts back the poll narrowed Steve's hairdo down to 'rasta' as the main, with 'other' following. Two of the 'others' were Sheena Vision's Ken Doll so I did an Aryan version, and YaYa Canada's suggestion of 'bullet steve' which comes via Canada Today (interesting site!!!). Take a close gander at this pic, it's steve's hair and clothes made of bullets...really well done!Now it's time for

McHale's Navy Flops! Sitcom Cancelled

2006-10-16T10:34:00.000-07:00

The blubbering Gary McHale who headed the 'peace march' at Caledonia on Sunday attended with a dingy full of supporters rather than the ship he was hoping for. PLUS, as Amelopsis speculates in the post below, MCHALE MAY HAVE BAILED EARLY!!!!! Guess that's what happens when you have a leaky boat. Ships Ahoy, McHale, your starboard is listing and your hull is covered with barnacles. This '

Scary McHale's Heritage

2006-10-15T15:17:00.000-07:00

Scary McHale , who lives 100 km's away from Caledonia, had organized a 'peaceful' protest march onto Six Nation's land at the reclaimed Douglas Estate's land. He thought 20,000 people would participate but only 1,000 did. CBC reports only one person was arrested as many crossed the 'buffer zone'. Meantime Clan Mothers calmly held a potluck gathering.Harper Valley had the opportunity to

Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

2006-10-15T00:25:00.000-07:00

Ha Hoo! Parishiners, oh parishoners!Before you leave Jack Lord's house, remember to put a few extra alms in the plate! I'm watching and you wouldn't want me to tell stories about you now, you naughty people you!A quick note from Luke Warm, 10:23:04 - 'Yay though I walk through the Valley of Six Nation's death I shall fear no evil for I am an Aryan sent on mission impossible from Steve Harper's

Prayer Time !

2006-10-13T21:34:00.000-07:00

Your thoughts, prayers, meditation (whatever method you use) are needed this weekend for Six Nations on Sunday, October 15th. This is the day non-native protesters are holding a 'peaceful' march onto the Douglas Creek Estates (Haldiman tract) that 6N reclaimed in April. Peaceful? If peace were intended the protesters would march to the OPP office or the legislative grounds or parliament hill.

It's Steve 'Makeover' Time!

2006-10-12T13:00:00.000-07:00

If Steve is going to fuck us, the least he could do is have a makeover. Here's some samples, we'll start with the hair then move on to facial hair, piercings, tats, clothes etc..Vote in the poll how you'd like your rapist to look. If you click 'other' please leave a suggestion and I'll see what I can come up with. Remember, we're all being screwed over by the same guy, so let's get a composite

Can You Spell T.H.E.O.C.R.A.C.Y.?

2006-10-11T22:33:00.000-07:00

'Let Jesus Fuck You' is taking on whole new meanings these days as the CONfused goosestep their way to strip Canadian's of their rights. I don't have to post the links to gays, abortion, women, war, making us a target for the sake of 'protectionsim', and raping the environment, stepping on native rights, and of course, with that cross Steve's holding in his hand, the mention of 'deep

Steve Gets Strict

2006-10-10T23:10:00.000-07:00

Our boy Steve says he's getting strict when it comes to emission controls. Translated this means neo-cons will now wear gas masks while espousing their polluted, hot, yucky air , which will result in Kyoto standards being doubled in half the time. Brilliant!I can see Boreen now with goosebumps as she awaits a spanking from hubby dear. More neo-con sex images.....EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!*copy of '

Famous Stupid People #11

2006-10-10T10:26:00.000-07:00

THE REV from The Woodshed correctly guessed Donald Trump. Man, I think this was the fastest guess ever...shows to go ya when the right questions are asked. While I'm no longer sending out prizes, SURELY someone out there has a Donald Trump hairpiece to send Rev. I'm sure he'd cherish it. NOTE: I will no longer be offering a prize as I'm allergic to snail mail and have grouped prizes for past