<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440</id><updated>2009-11-15T13:26:00.511-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Crafty and crap</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>632</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-8318598717847312275</id><published>2009-11-14T23:02:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-14T23:05:25.311-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Crafty Project of the Week.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0zP5cYvImPA/Sv-L5A7qZ-I/AAAAAAAAAS4/iwyzH1qDiwk/s1600-h/rabbit2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 344px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0zP5cYvImPA/Sv-L5A7qZ-I/AAAAAAAAAS4/iwyzH1qDiwk/s400/rabbit2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404191889486931938" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-8318598717847312275?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/8318598717847312275/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=8318598717847312275&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/8318598717847312275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/8318598717847312275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/crafty-project-of-week.html' title='Crafty Project of the Week.'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0zP5cYvImPA/Sv-L5A7qZ-I/AAAAAAAAAS4/iwyzH1qDiwk/s72-c/rabbit2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-6447704529747112078</id><published>2009-11-13T21:20:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-13T21:27:39.783-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A new state of stupid</title><content type='html'>Earlier this week I had a super realistic dream in which I forgot I was flying to Italy on Friday morning and would need to reschedule my Friday afternoon doctor appointment and would miss my friend, Shannon's b-day.  Apparently it was so realistic that my mind neglected to realize my dr appt is next week which I discovered once I was at said doctor.  Shannon's b-day is still tomorrow. Earlier today I even went to my calendar and wondered why my appointment wasn't on the calendar. I skipped out of work early with a case of the Fridays, hit Target by my home and then travelled back through crazy traffic to hit up the doctor. I certainly felt like I hit a new level of stupidity going to an appointment that is next week and that my mind got messed up on the date because of a dream. Maybe I should blame my  overtime this week and the lack of people in my office today, made me want to leave too. So next Friday it will be same deal another week.  Plus another week of the psyching up for the "annual" exam.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-6447704529747112078?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/6447704529747112078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=6447704529747112078&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/6447704529747112078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/6447704529747112078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/new-state-of-stupid.html' title='A new state of stupid'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-645322211150155797</id><published>2009-11-12T21:52:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-12T22:10:53.670-06:00</updated><title type='text'>if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself</title><content type='html'>There is only one musical act I've seen more than once, granted their tickets are 12 bucks so its never very hard on the wallet. They'd be the asylum street spankers. I'd say I've seen them 3-4 times. There are not many concerts I want to see a first time nor a second or third. I would love to see Scissors Sisters a second time, perhaps Bowie cause dude, its Bowie but otherwise I can barely remember who I have seen on stage.&lt;br /&gt;This January I will not only see someone on stage again, I'll see the same stand up routine I saw in Chicago, Eddie Izzard. I'm sure nothing is ever the same twice but when we found out he was coming to the Fox it was time to buck up the dough for some tickets to see him. I even asked a coworker who in the end decided to be a responsible dad and not spend his money friviously, bah, I am without children and the amount of water that has flown through my house this week has been crazy but damn it, its time for a running, jumping, tree climbing, make up wearing transevestite.  So woo! we have tickets to see Eddie.  This time will be even better because it won't involve a 6 hour car ride each way, a shitty smoke smelling hotel room, and an ikea that steals my soul like walmart but with way trendier, cuter items and way more yuppies with baby bjorns. I was a little out of my element in the city...I'm a st. Louis city gal, totally different than places like chicago or new york so I hope to be more relaxed on the 9th. I don't know if it was the content or the trip but I wasn't that stoked about the show last time I saw it but hell if i won't give it another try, did it with coffee, did it with sex, I can do it with Eddie.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-645322211150155797?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/645322211150155797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=645322211150155797&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/645322211150155797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/645322211150155797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/if-woman-falls-over-wearing-heels-thats.html' title='if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-7350436850696269173</id><published>2009-11-12T12:46:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-12T12:47:45.767-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Pretend this was yesterday</title><content type='html'>Two words, home ownership..&lt;br /&gt;The "easy" installation of a dishwasher is not going well at all... Stay tuned for further detail. At some point the odds will point to success but thus far, not so much.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-7350436850696269173?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/7350436850696269173/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=7350436850696269173&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/7350436850696269173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/7350436850696269173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/pretend-this-was-yesterday.html' title='Pretend this was yesterday'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-4290360474126533678</id><published>2009-11-10T09:32:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T22:00:00.377-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The taste of gross</title><content type='html'>I am attempting to take some vitamin B and vitamin A for my dry scalp dry skin sexiness. Last night I took nature's made balanced b50 complex. I nearly puked and was still nauseous this morning. By balanced they must mean you need to balance yourself during puking. I find my one-a-day sorta stomach upsetting but this B took the cake. Blech!! Don't we have enough technology we could coat that nasty stuff in something good. I would be completely okay taking a sugar coated vitamin versus one that makes me want to heave from the smell and taste.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In case you haven't noticed I'm attempting national blogging month.. frankly i'm way further than I ever expected to get. Heaving, dandruff, poop, I'm covering all the important stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit for more info: B complete whatever isn't working out. Sure its been two days but its gross and makes me nauseous as does my one a day. I think I should take the suggestion of chewables but not flinestones, its better than nothing but not meant for an adult. I also should probably get a baseline blood panel sometime to see what my weaknesses are. A chewable one a day will be a start. Now to find biotin to take I doubt it would taste different than the B concoction but we shall see...I'll have to scout around looking at bottles at the store.. totally not weird like at all..and while i'm at it i should think about a calcium chewable versus the horse pill.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-4290360474126533678?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/4290360474126533678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=4290360474126533678&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/4290360474126533678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/4290360474126533678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/taste-of-gross.html' title='The taste of gross'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-1292547320869554916</id><published>2009-11-09T17:10:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-09T17:10:46.287-06:00</updated><title type='text'>my knowledge of plumbing or lack thereof.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2772/4091202832_087fc32072.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 403px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2772/4091202832_087fc32072.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-1292547320869554916?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/1292547320869554916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=1292547320869554916&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/1292547320869554916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/1292547320869554916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-knowledge-of-plumbing-or-lack.html' title='my knowledge of plumbing or lack thereof.'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-4019298683979514420</id><published>2009-11-08T19:33:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-08T19:39:26.452-06:00</updated><title type='text'>5 good things</title><content type='html'>So often its easy to bitch and moan and forget the good things. I tell people to list good things from their day. It makes you appreciate the small things more. This weekend was full of good and just reminded me even in the good to take time to appreciate it.&lt;br /&gt;My five things of the weekend:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Awesome weather&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Boo helping in garden and at home depot.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Crafting ADD. I've done so much this weekend! Although the weekend is still not long enough I like being able to list what I've done.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The evil genius series. I've been in a book stall for a bit but Catherine Jinks seems to have brought me back. Its nice to be able to read and not fall asleep in 2.5 seconds with or without lunesta.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The breeze. All weekend I have been and keep enjoying the warm nice breeze. We spent a few hours at the dog park with the wind in our hair and it was great. Soon it with be gusty cold wind but right now its making fall so nice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-4019298683979514420?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/4019298683979514420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=4019298683979514420&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/4019298683979514420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/4019298683979514420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/5-good-things.html' title='5 good things'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-1875069789884444057</id><published>2009-11-07T21:54:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-07T22:03:23.924-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Almost perfect day.</title><content type='html'>The dog park was active with young couples today and we pretty much spent 2 hours there. I sat on a picnic table with a mixed marriage couple and my little dog ran around on top of the table pretending to be big which was actually better than when he is on the ground getting snappy and trampled on. I usually look a bit down on the dogs walking on the picnic table but today I joined them. There is a little dog section of the dog park but no one uses it except for time outs.&lt;br /&gt;My dogs pick and choose when they want to run or want to be petted. Today was a combo. Boo and I came home and went to &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;indian&lt;/span&gt; buffet and then we finished up this season's gardening and planted bulbs. I think i still need more and I broke a shovel but it was really nice doing yard work with Boo even though i know he doesn't like gardening.&lt;br /&gt;My coworker and his wife decided to take their dogs for a walk and stopped by. Amazingly they all played. Too often our play dates with other dogs consist of the humans trying to get them to play and the dogs looking at us like we are bat shit crazy. They played for a while and we &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;chatted&lt;/span&gt; and then went our separate ways. Boo and I continued to garden and then came in to wind down. I showered and got comfy to read and play on the &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;internet&lt;/span&gt; but the smart dog decided it was love time and he sat on my laptop. While not helpful it was cute and I put the laptop down and cuddled him until I fell asleep. I shouldn't have been &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;surprised&lt;/span&gt; considered buffet and gardening are great at making me want a nap.&lt;br /&gt;After my nap we went to dinner with B&amp;amp;S at &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;Onesto&lt;/span&gt; Pizza. It was fantastic and with 70 degree weather we didn't mind waiting outside with a drink for a seat. They had a fire pit going and there were lots of folks enjoying this crazy nice weather. Dinner was fan freaking &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;tastic&lt;/span&gt;. The day was to be completed with the perfect ending of bowling but the place was booked til midnight so we closed our night down. Aside from my stomach feeling like its bursting it was an all in all great day. This unseasonable weather is the weather i live for but alas its a quick phenomenon in St. Louis. I'm appreciating it while i have it because we all know, wait ten minutes and it will change.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-1875069789884444057?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/1875069789884444057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=1875069789884444057&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/1875069789884444057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/1875069789884444057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/almost-perfect-day.html' title='Almost perfect day.'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-7950508731462620848</id><published>2009-11-06T16:14:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-06T16:22:19.908-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I LOLed</title><content type='html'>I'm a big fan of my U-Verse. In the free section there is a ton of stand up comedy as well as a bunch of other high brow/low brow comedies. Last night I watched Christian Finnegan,           &lt;b class="sr"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0021R51PY/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=486539851&amp;amp;pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&amp;amp;pf_rd_t=201&amp;amp;pf_rd_i=B0021BSOR2&amp;amp;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;pf_rd_r=1X2B7GH720JEB20QW1WQ"&gt;Au Contraire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; and laughed so hard. Boo will be required to watch it when it comes on again (after you watch you can't watch it again for a few days.)&lt;br /&gt;With topics such as masculinity and lack of it, the french, and video games it pretty much is a sure shot for Boo. Boo is masculine enough, don't get me wrong, but he likes to dress nice and picks out his clothes with care. He also can cook the pants off of most people I know so that just adds to his pro wrestler like personality, oh wait, no.  Also PS3 versus Xbox comedy really hits home for us...So if you have U-Verse, I recommend checking him out*.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*He's also not too hard on the eyes if that makes a difference.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-7950508731462620848?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/7950508731462620848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=7950508731462620848&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/7950508731462620848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/7950508731462620848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/i-loled.html' title='I LOLed'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-8579951378586167558</id><published>2009-11-05T15:49:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T16:06:36.078-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Its begininng to feel a lot like chan-u-kah....</title><content type='html'>Okay it totally isn't but I am officially in full crafting for the holidays mode. Unfortunately, I plan to gift many of the folks here so I can't say much. My mediums, however, I can share...knitting...polymer clay.....crocheting....resin.....jewelery.....My crafty friends still like crafted presented,  my families, not so much. Mom has given me her list which she seems to do often. She's not 8, she can't tell me what she wants unless I ask. (just a crazy idea in my head)...too often she requests after I've made/purchased gifts. This year she got out ahead so she'll get her requests and a few extras to go along with. I may try to bake and send her cookies since I know she doesn't get around to it herself anymore.&lt;br /&gt;I suppose I ought to suggest to Boo thinking about gifts for his family but I forsee borders gift cards for teenagers so thats pretty easy, damn those kids growing up. Its way more fun giving them legos and nerf guns but they are, like, totally too old for that. (I however bought myself a nerf gun this past weekend) The adults are a bit harder to plan for but I find they don't need or want much so I don't put too much stress into it. We're thinking a dog collar camera for the farm family. If anything its a good day of fun and then stashed til trashed. We'll probably find a bunch of other think geek gifts and call it a day. I'm getting excited, the weather has cooled and my crafty juices are ready to flow. Dead is the garden but my crafts they're alive...alive....ALIVE!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-8579951378586167558?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/8579951378586167558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=8579951378586167558&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/8579951378586167558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/8579951378586167558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/its-begininng-to-feel-lot-like-chan-u.html' title='Its begininng to feel a lot like chan-u-kah....'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-5053627578043845709</id><published>2009-11-04T21:09:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T21:11:35.244-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Recent Knits</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2728/4076969964_8941944c04.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2728/4076969964_8941944c04.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2661/4076215851_59c1ca156a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2661/4076215851_59c1ca156a.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2515/4076212015_e9f4f48d8b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2515/4076212015_e9f4f48d8b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2575/4076973050_0a931bac3d.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2575/4076973050_0a931bac3d.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-5053627578043845709?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/5053627578043845709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=5053627578043845709&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/5053627578043845709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/5053627578043845709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/recent-knits.html' title='Recent Knits'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-2951637991293539486</id><published>2009-11-03T20:28:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T20:34:25.603-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Crabby Patty, aisle 1....</title><content type='html'>November in St. Louis, its not warm, its not cold, what better time to do some repairs to an office... Currently during the day we pretty much have an open wall in the office. While I'm technically not in that room all that separates me is a hall. Today to bat off the breezy blues with a side of construction workers smoke I bought myself some flowers and a smelly candle. Note to self: buy lighting instrument too... Sure I could have asked the construction guys for a light but i figured they were up a good 20 feet and it might be hard to pass off to me. &lt;br /&gt;For some reason I still am amazed how many people came by my office and commented on how cold it seemed. Me being me pretty much responded with "really? Thank you for bringing that to my attention?" or "Really? I've been sweating my ass off." Makes me want to bring some spoiled milk to work and ask them to try and see if its bad... At least I invested in some fleeces this year and of course have many hand knit socks.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-2951637991293539486?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/2951637991293539486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=2951637991293539486&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/2951637991293539486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/2951637991293539486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/crabby-patty-aisle-1.html' title='Crabby Patty, aisle 1....'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-9163695024650352249</id><published>2009-11-02T20:03:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-02T20:13:49.871-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The mystery gift has arrived.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;While Mom said she hadn't done it in 20 years she meant ever... She made us an origami bouquet. She actually made a flower that I couldn't get to work for shit when I made my flowers for my wedding. Pretty impressive that she did it, a bit odd since our wedding had all handmade paper flowers but she wanted to give us a paper gift to fit with traditions. She and my dad always celebrated anniversaries with the other couples in our family including both sets of parents. I see it as odd but she finds it normal.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;So here is the flowers and the note she attached to the gift. Also appreciate the wallpaper behind the flowers, yep, thats our living room and dining room.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2617/4070748136_8c6dce0557.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2617/4070748136_8c6dce0557.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 1ex;"&gt;      &lt;div&gt;    &lt;p  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-size:130%;" &gt;Things I have learned  from this present:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ol  type="1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-size:130%;" &gt;Plan a year    in advance if you want to be creative.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-size:130%;" &gt;When trying    to understand  origami instructions, my IQ drops to about 50.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-size:130%;" &gt;It takes 5    hours to do what the guy in the video does in 5 minutes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-size:130%;" &gt;I live Murphy’s    law so why did I think I could print your names and anniversary date    on the right part of the paper?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-size:130%;" &gt;expensive    orgami paper is wrapping paper. I should have figured that out before    opening the packages. LOL&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-size:130%;" &gt;Next year    a card will be sufficient.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;After she found out I tried to make those flowers she wrote...."&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;I am so glad I didn't know you were trying to make those flowers. You might have thought I was mocking you. It is not easy making a hand made gift for Mrs. Creative." &lt;/span&gt;The art of mockery must be unknown to me... I don't believe I've learned the laws of origami mockery... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;woosa... I will make fun of you with a paper monkey, one up you with a paper giraffe and put the smack down with a paper turtle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-9163695024650352249?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/9163695024650352249/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=9163695024650352249&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/9163695024650352249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/9163695024650352249'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/mystery-gift-has-arrived.html' title='The mystery gift has arrived.'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-2609836026943996094</id><published>2009-11-01T22:17:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-02T08:47:25.849-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Skanktastic!</title><content type='html'>Today I went to the mall and got a makeover.. Contrary to Kara's belief I love people doing my make up, ditto on hair. She doing mine for the wedding was just a bit weird cause neither of us are touchers. Its sorta a negative-positive magnetic reaction. We are two negatives so we repell but get a positive in there and either of us is okay with the touchy crap.&lt;br /&gt;My mother never taught me to do anything girly so its been a struggle to girldom. First time I shaved I did it dry and then took a shower. Yowza! Mom wanted me to stay young forever, didn't work, especially since she treated me otherwise like an adult from a young age. I used to sneak off to buy hair bleach with my allowance and try to sneak doing it in the bathroom.  I later upgraded to bike rides to the local store at the shore to buy make up. Heck my middle school offered a make up class once for an elective. Nothing like 1950's make up tips. I came out looking like gogo trash meets 7th grade. More blue than one would know what to do with.&lt;br /&gt;Having an actual girly girlfriend has been fun. Kara has taught me all sorts of makeup stuff...and I keep learning. Today I learned people hate my good complexion and lack of need for foundation. Suck it bitches, I got a dry scalp like a mother fucker so its a give or take world. Mindy's world of snow is as sexy as your acne. :P&lt;br /&gt;Anyway back to the makeover. Good lord, how did I agree to this? I wanted it deep down, I know this but I was worried about some perky ass girl talking my ear off, trying to sell me a Miata's amount of makeup. Guess what, I got her. I hate idle chit chat. Let me enjoy the process and let me be. Heck when I get my hair cut I just want to zen in the quiet world....getting make up done, not quiet at all...Asking me every few minutes how something feels drives me nuts. It feels like f-ing make up lady, what do you want me to say? My face is climaxing from the light nothing feeling of the powdery sparkles showering on my face.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway I came out with some new eyeshadows and such that I'm excited about. Give me a week to decide if it was worth being all mature and shit and letting some chick tart me up and drain my wallet. I definately won't be doing the look she gave me but I did get some decent ideas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Note to make up ladies, don't make us look like a cougar going out for a stroll. Realistically, I think we'd all prefer a nice look for the day time. Besides if we get a nice daytime look we'll do it more often than the weekend tart up and we'll go through your wares quicker.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-2609836026943996094?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/2609836026943996094/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=2609836026943996094&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/2609836026943996094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/2609836026943996094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/11/skantastic.html' title='Skanktastic!'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-8122845486334167771</id><published>2009-10-31T15:47:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-31T15:50:40.154-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Halloween</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2629/4061304291_142f1b97da.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 293px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2629/4061304291_142f1b97da.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3482/4036445662_ea8c0c343c.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 329px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3482/4036445662_ea8c0c343c.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2515/4035695363_1b6c361956_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 337px; height: 252px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2515/4035695363_1b6c361956_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2534/4062050260_d4ef98612c.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2534/4062050260_d4ef98612c.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2772/4061305215_8c84b4d6d2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2772/4061305215_8c84b4d6d2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-8122845486334167771?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/8122845486334167771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=8122845486334167771&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/8122845486334167771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/8122845486334167771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/10/happy-halloween.html' title='Happy Halloween'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-5460073287370246451</id><published>2009-10-29T15:32:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T15:34:17.165-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Keeping up with those Christmas folks....</title><content type='html'>No, really, I don't need this. Thanks though...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2663/4055925653_567f263c9f_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 275px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2663/4055925653_567f263c9f_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-5460073287370246451?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/5460073287370246451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=5460073287370246451&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/5460073287370246451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/5460073287370246451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/10/keeping-up-with-those-christmas-folks.html' title='Keeping up with those Christmas folks....'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-1925469414649634245</id><published>2009-10-25T22:35:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-26T06:16:37.079-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Winter comes, styles go</title><content type='html'>My first attempt at dealing with this was getting rid of crummy sweaters and replacing them with fleece isn't quite  a step but they get me to get rid of my old, they pill less and might even keep me warmer. I feel so blah in the winter and its cause I'm trying to stay warm and everything starts to look dowdy.&lt;br /&gt;I also took the step to remove the small shirts i won't wear because a) my breasts pop the buttons and b)I don't want to look like coworker i don't like.&lt;br /&gt;I need to get new button downs and new black and gray pants that fit nicely. I don't want to be pure jean girl. If i had my way there would be some plaid slacks in there but that would be a pain to find and hurt others ;) Frankly my nicer sweaters are not even containing wool so I'm not warm. stardard outfit, t, sweater, scarf, all day long.&lt;br /&gt;I need to lose 5 lbs by the holiday season. jeans and undies are getting tight, is it shrunkeness or new bodonakdonkness.&lt;br /&gt;So heres the deal. I want five lbs to be found around my mid section gone.. I started with the crunches and need to continue into something else. Biking in my basement, working on my basement, walking to and fro to work, workout dvd, etc. I am i woman of some control so I need to aim for a monitary price that will help the winter clothing blues. I'm thinking boots with a heal, my blacks are meh, browns are a bitch to walk in and I'd like a new skirt to go with it. perhaps a cream, brown orange plaid skirt or if the gods are nice, with a built in slip. May have to peruse the world on etsy and i did get mall clothes I really liked before the wedding. I also need a new jean skirt, one to be bought after weight loss.&lt;br /&gt;Case and point, if there gets it together she is getting some ridiculous boots so that when the color in the winter go and we all feel drab, i can still kick ass and feel sexy doing it. Now to stop looking at boots that fit in gogo categories. I'm also going to start a money pot for working out. Not sure the rates but it will me the hopeful weight loss purchase less painful. And if i don't do it by xmas, it becomes charity money instead...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-1925469414649634245?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/1925469414649634245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=1925469414649634245&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/1925469414649634245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/1925469414649634245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/10/winter-comes-styles-go.html' title='Winter comes, styles go'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-3946536352521605145</id><published>2009-10-20T19:17:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T19:23:33.498-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Skeeved out</title><content type='html'>So I considered taking a kick boxing class, emphasis on considered..... I went to try it out tonight. First off, its too expensive.... just is.. their cheapest option had me putting out 300 bucks  flat out for 3 months and I just don't know if I'm that into it. I like hitting stuff but I lack coordination. I know i have a romanticized view of some exercises thanks to chubby author Charlene Harris. The way she describes her characters when they run or exercise or clean  makes me want to do all of them...possibly i should realize she probably hasn't run or kickboxed ever but damn does she make me want to do them.  They are all so peaceful and soul cleansing. What they don't mention is that although these are soul cleansing and I was once okay with floor mats the idea of barefoot walking on a mat skeeves my shit out.  I came home, left all goods in the car and walked right into the shower.... I'd make my bug fearing friends proud. I'm a tough girl and except for mice, I don't squirm easily.. apparently now we know I do.. floor mats, feet, ick. I knew i didn't like feet but I don't run into them often.. tonight I did... it grossed me out...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-3946536352521605145?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/3946536352521605145/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=3946536352521605145&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/3946536352521605145'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/3946536352521605145'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/10/skeeved-out.html' title='Skeeved out'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-276432120723932875</id><published>2009-10-20T09:13:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T09:22:11.834-05:00</updated><title type='text'>email from mom</title><content type='html'>Email Title:How was you annivesary dinner.&lt;br /&gt;Email Subject: I purposely didn't call because Boo told me you were going out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;are you f-ing kidding me.. why in all that is holy would my mom call me on my anniversary to ask about said anniversary evening... I didn't marry her. This is also the woman I keep tweeting about that is making some mysterious gift that must be for our anniversary that is of some craft she hasn't done in 20 years and she wanted to know my living room and bedroom colors. Our options are, latch hook rug, crochet, stained glass, cross stitch. I am frightened. I'm hoping she starts doing stained glass again and gives us the owls she uses to make but alas, i don't see why it is only good for anniversary and not other holidays since she said it will be delayed due to technical difficulty but cannot be given for a holiday. If there is a heart involved i might mother fucking die.. like a cross stitch heart or a crochet heart.. People! My mother wearing yellow crocks to work! I can't handle the suspense of her getting crafty.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-276432120723932875?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/276432120723932875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=276432120723932875&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/276432120723932875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/276432120723932875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/10/email-from-mom.html' title='email from mom'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-483122238897472328</id><published>2009-10-13T08:52:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-13T09:04:35.751-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Post Stealing.</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;I have nothing creative to say. I'm so overwhelmed with the awesome that was last week that I'm gonna let kara post and I'll just add my tidbits of commentary.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Last Wednesday was BFFF Mindy’s birthday&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; (Best Fucking Friends Forever...in case you didn't get the reference)&lt;/span&gt;, so naturally we drew the celebration out until yesterday.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="YIP 156.365 Peach Crisp by Kara Michele, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starmonkeybrass/3993545925/"&gt;&lt;img class="alignleft" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/3993545925_9efed0ef50_m.jpg" alt="YIP 156.365 Peach Crisp" height="160" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Since Wednesday night was knit night, I baked a peach crisp to bring in. One of the other regulars also brought in some fabulous brownies.&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; Both were fantastic. I'm picky about brownies. Not big into cakey texture more chewy, these were chewing and fab.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;We knit and ate and chatted and generally had a good time – just like any other Wednesday.&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; I also got some awesome gifts which if i didn't suck I'd have photos of. The big exciting one was a skeleton nutcracker that then sent me back to remembering how bitter i was seeing my non jewish cousin's new nutcrackers each year. I wanted to crack some nuts too :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Friday found us headed out to Pappy’s Smokehouse to try it out for the first time. The beef brisket was fabulous, baked beans delicious, and sweet potato fries divine. The bbq sauces I slathered on my food were pretty tasty, too.&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; I however was not a fan because black pepper makes me cry and my beef brisket was covered in it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="YIP 159.365 Pappy's Smokehouse by Kara Michele, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starmonkeybrass/4002738893/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2622/4002738893_8567bba5b8.jpg" alt="YIP 159.365 Pappy's Smokehouse" height="375" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I even tried a bit of Mindy’s smoked sausage and will definitely get that next time.&lt;br /&gt;After dinner &amp;amp; bowling (which I did not participate in due to some serious shoulder pain), &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;I however got a 78, 78, and 80. Laugh as you may, i was happy. &lt;/span&gt;we headed to Ted Drewes to get J-Dawg his fix. I had the Great Pumpkin concrete for the first time ever, and the addition of peanut butter cups as suggested by Mindy made it fantastic.&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; can't spell awesome without me in it..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="YIP 160.365 Apple Pickin' by Kara Michele, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starmonkeybrass/4003507814/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3522/4003507814_a5797a74c5.jpg" alt="YIP 160.365 Apple Pickin'" height="375" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saturday, I headed out to Eckert’s with Mindy &amp;amp; her husband to do a little apple picking. I have lived in the St Louis area my entire life and this is the first time I went out there. We picked apples, ate apples, lunched at the cafe, hit the country store, then picked up some decorative pumpkins.&lt;br /&gt;Other than inadvertently getting separated on the ride back (I did at least get on the same tractor), it was a good time. Now I have about 8 billion apples that I need to do something with.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Saturday night (after a brief nap), the official dinner party started at Chinese Express. It’s an unassuming little place in a small strip mall where you would not expect to get great food.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;You would be wrong.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;We did have a special weapon in the form of Mindy’s husband that got us the authentic Chinese food, although even the on menu items from here are better than your typical restaurant.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;There was so much food. So much. Including the infamous Crack Rice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Mindy's Birthday Dinner by Kara Michele, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starmonkeybrass/4003532116/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2573/4003532116_8b58bfdb5d.jpg" alt="Mindy's Birthday Dinner" height="375" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I can’t tell you how yummy it all was. We all left stuffed full and I was not hungry until around noon on Sunday.&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; Hell for me it was almost a full day later but i ate a lot...... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Mindy's Birthday Dinner by Kara Michele, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starmonkeybrass/4002774217/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2422/4002774217_5237af86ab.jpg" alt="Mindy's Birthday Dinner" height="375" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;After dinner, a few of us headed on to the Galleria to catch a showing of Zombieland. While it was an enjoyable movie, I can not really handle the zombie flicks because they are too anxiety inducing. Even in the non-zombie scenes I expected one to pop up and it freaked me out.&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; It was so fucking awesome and funny and had good typography for you graphic designers out there. The intro as with Watchmen and Wolverine was fantastic. Its that slow mo action thing... and who doesn't love a stripper zombie with pasties and boobs to her belly button...Jesse Eisenberg playing not Michael Cera was pretty darn good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; As always, more pictures on flickr &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starmonkeybrass/sets/72157594318205992/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; (note that this years party pics are at the bottom of the screen) and &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/starmonkeybrass/sets/72157600236309519/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; (the St Louis stuff set that includes apple picking pics)&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; Poster Stealer out....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-483122238897472328?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/483122238897472328/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=483122238897472328&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/483122238897472328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/483122238897472328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/10/post-stealing.html' title='Post Stealing.'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-9218218054920104715</id><published>2009-09-30T16:56:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T22:41:32.409-05:00</updated><title type='text'>who's the zombie killer of the week</title><content type='html'>...me of course.... Okay next week I am..&lt;br /&gt;Ye' ole birthday is next week and I'm celebrating kara style.. and by kara style i mean all week instead of just one day. I'm hoping to get everything from &lt;a href="http://craftastrophe.net/"&gt;Craftostrophe.com&lt;/a&gt; :P Especially the &lt;a href="http://craftastrophe.net/2009/09/deep-squat-eye/"&gt;mother earth birthing pendant&lt;/a&gt;... its just so beautiful I tear up inside... while she is tearing up too but different pronunciation....&lt;br /&gt;First its sukkot ,so I'll have my sukkah up which m&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://rookery3.aviary.com/storagev12/1560500/1560725_270d_625x625.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 383px;" src="http://rookery3.aviary.com/storagev12/1560500/1560725_270d_625x625.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;akes me happy.&lt;br /&gt;Monday is physical therapy, not so much celebration but I do get a massage out of it and the only ultrasound I'd ever want. I supose I did have one for the Boob Scare of 07 too but that was a tad stressful too, this one is not, just gooey.&lt;br /&gt;Tuesday is massage with friend S.&lt;br /&gt;Wednesday is haircut and knitting, rumors of pie are in the air...&lt;br /&gt;Thursday is my day of rest, its like a presabbath.&lt;br /&gt;Friday JDawg comes in and we bowl and drink at Flamingo.  Friday's music isn't as ghetto as I enjoy but I will make do I'm sure. I will not be driving as my car was broken into two weeks ago when we bowled. Nothing stolen, nothing to steal except left over La Pizza which I'd be very sad about.&lt;br /&gt;Saturday we are doing Chinese food and Zombieland with all the friends. We are going to Helen's (actual name is Chinese Express, Helen is the owner and Boo's adopted mother) and will have traditional cantonese food per Boo's request. It will be divine. Our favorite dish we call crack rice, definately not on the menu, definately addictive.&lt;br /&gt;In theory Saturday is the end of the week but really Sunday is and if I know my grand baking friend she will bring treats unless she has to hang out with her inlaws instead which seems to occur on too many sundays... The question is what baked good do I love the best....her rhubarb bars are divine but everything oatmeal cookies rock my socks too.&lt;br /&gt;I'm really dragging this sucker out... very not me but hey, why the fuck not? Hell October is my whole month, sukkot (google it), b-day, anniversary and halloween... its a month long celebration bitches....okay scratch the bitches, I suddenly am feeling very Samual Jackson ala dave chapelle....must be the mentin of JDawg and zombies... Need I remind you of LJ in &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318627/"&gt;Resident Evil: Apocalypse&lt;/a&gt; aka, Resident Evil 2, now with more freaky monsters and scary children - a little ghettotasticness in a zombie movie is fantastic and he was some great comic relief. Most of yal have no idea what I'm talking about so I'll stop here before I drop the &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bep1FnMO_EM"&gt;mf bomb and whip out my two golden Dessert Eagles&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-9218218054920104715?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/9218218054920104715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=9218218054920104715&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/9218218054920104715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/9218218054920104715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/09/whos-zombie-killer-of-week.html' title='who&apos;s the zombie killer of the week'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-3001056859140431800</id><published>2009-09-21T20:19:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T20:30:25.344-05:00</updated><title type='text'>With a name like this...</title><content type='html'>i should try being crafty...and crap...&lt;br /&gt;Recent finished projects, short but sweet....&lt;br /&gt;Shedir with yarn by Dyeabolical, her &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24298099"&gt;cotton slub yarn&lt;/a&gt; is awesome. I made this hat with the intent to pay it forward to a charity. Its a great wool option hat, I just need to find charity of my choosing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3452/3943223658_76b34aa346_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 352px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3452/3943223658_76b34aa346_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3458/3943224534_ed764c2e82_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 337px; height: 252px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3458/3943224534_ed764c2e82_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People are also fucking like bunnies so I'm working on some baby creations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2588/3943231202_b3151a2435_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 411px; height: 308px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2588/3943231202_b3151a2435_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I took advantage of my German coworker and had him translate Gehaekelte Topflappen  for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/3943232540_0670583b4e_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 362px; height: 271px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/3943232540_0670583b4e_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-3001056859140431800?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/3001056859140431800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=3001056859140431800&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/3001056859140431800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/3001056859140431800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/09/with-name-like-this.html' title='With a name like this...'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-1070787545215562865</id><published>2009-09-12T17:44:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-12T18:19:39.719-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Random Mom story</title><content type='html'>So i often bitch about my mom and her nutsoness... In fact today at Tower Grove Park I watched some grandparents play soccer and thought how young they acted and how old my parents act and of course got angry at them.  Randomly this week I was thinking about sexuality and the difficulty people must experience when they want to come out... something they shouldn't even have to do, we shouldn't all assume people are straight unless they say otherwise or on the other side, assume someone who may be particularly flamboyant as a man or masculine as a woman are thus not heterosexual. I seem to fit in the masculine catagory at times and have many a time had to state my heterosexuality to those on both sides of the fence. Perhaps it doesn't help that I can appreciate and even swoon to some real knock outs like famike jannsen... but thats a whole other concept in my head...I'll admit i do stereotype too... when seeing a profile of someone I know on facebook i a) assumed they were gay from their profile after assuming they were straight b) I assumed they were the person I knew - how often do you have the same name and same location when your name isn't something like bob smith and c) wasn't just being a dumb kid who thinks its funny to pretend to be gay to shock people. I'm sorta on the b&amp;amp;c side of the fence at the moment. I don't know what i want to feel but I get really annoyed with the kids who play the C which happens a lot... its the new way to annoy and shock teachers and parents. Shoot where is a gang to join or drugs to use when you want to upset parents. Point blank they are being jackasses  which really bugs me but alas, what teenager isn't a jack ass at one time or another, in one way or another, well except those Duggar kids who are all sunshine and rainbow... ....anyway back to my parents, my mother.&lt;br /&gt;My mother early in high school had me read an article about a pair of lesbians who had been together since World War II in Europe. I had a great interest in WWII and have read and done many reports on it. Me thinking it was just an article on WWII read it and didn't really absorb any big deal on it being lesbians. I don't think i was raised to be open about race or sex but i read too much and came to what I think are good stands on the subjects without too much influence of my parents. I think my studying of WWII since 6th grade (first time i did a research report on it) really influenced these views. Anywho my mother used that article to try to ask if i had any thoughts "like that." I scoffed, being a young teenage girl but now i see she was trying to give me an open area to talk about it - if i wanted, if i needed, if this butch girl had other "non standard" thoughts. In 1995 I feel like this was pretty cutting edge for her to be doing. I felt like my four years in high school were the beginning of homosexuality coming out at a teenage time to the general public. Granted there were still many kids who kept it in until their departure to college etc. but it was a start and just a beginning of their struggles to have the general public accepting those wanted to be in general society, not their own subset group defined by their sexual choices.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, i just wanted to write about my mom's attempt. That is all, its not elequont but its off my chest.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-1070787545215562865?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/1070787545215562865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=1070787545215562865&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/1070787545215562865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/1070787545215562865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/09/random-mom-story.html' title='Random Mom story'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-212868669716477531</id><published>2009-09-08T21:41:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T22:06:07.945-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ain't no party like my nana's tea party</title><content type='html'>I've been waiting a good few years for Fan Boys to come out...ever since I heard of it being made I've been a bit stalky of its release...then I miss it coming to dvd and find out from Kara... I saw it tonight, I rather enjoy the "not wil wheaton" actor from detroit rock city, superman, and not another teenage movie &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0403134/"&gt;Sam Huntington&lt;/a&gt;.... I'm a happy camper... I think I'd fit more into the Star Trek liking crowd (because my former bff was a fan) if either but gr&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2335/2362739272_26c474c37f.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 252px; height: 252px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2335/2362739272_26c474c37f.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;owing up with my brother and listening to Star War loving jocks (whom luckily have come out much better rounded than my brother) I was a happy camper. And luckily in my house I've only got one guy checking out the hot chick versus my brother's star wars parties and getting hit on by the 3 years younger guys, one of which came in a star trek outfit to annoy the star war guys... He's now a very successful deeply religious jewish doctor but alas, this jew wasn't trained well in the art of finding a nice jewish doctor.&lt;br /&gt;My big work party is tomorrow.. It would be faster and easier to have a baby it feels... I've made a playlist to keep me energetic tomorrow. I'd like to lock myself in the basement and get my shit done while getting my groove on. Tonight I kept myself going by getting a great pumpkin with reeses in it from ted drewes...it was fantastic... I'm unfortunately i'm now wired... guess the music works :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-212868669716477531?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/212868669716477531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=212868669716477531&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/212868669716477531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/212868669716477531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/09/tupac-go-ahead-and-rock-this.html' title='Ain&apos;t no party like my nana&apos;s tea party'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24635440.post-2027562362838459693</id><published>2009-08-28T09:18:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T08:48:51.534-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What up bitches</title><content type='html'>I don't know what my problem is but I've been blog negligent. In fact this post has sat dormant for a bit so I"m just going ahead and posting it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Things that have been going on:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Jdawg moved. I finished my secret project which was the below blanket for him.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2623/3832829401_b4fe0dba18.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2623/3832829401_b4fe0dba18.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3435/3832830119_11b3189d10.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3435/3832830119_11b3189d10.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;My garden is dying slowly, its sad. I'm sad.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;We've had mice in our shed. We bought traps last night.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I've started physical therapy.. seems to help..also had a massage that certainly didn't hurt :)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Bowled over a 100 in a game...yeah, i find that exciting.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ran agility with simon and got 3rd place in both of his events. Might have been my first trial where I qualified for both events. We usually screw up at least one...&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I have stuff on the needles but i'm not touching much cause the exercise makes me achy. Haven't touched this luscious project since ooh lala france...&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2637/3811111459_4981f7619e.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2637/3811111459_4981f7619e.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;I'm almost done shedir (knitted hat) with yarn that was graciously given to me. For some reason knitting this hat has been full of love and warmth as I decided to find a cancer charity to donate it to. Its cotton and pretty so its a good option for those who may want a hat outside the winter months.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I'm out of random update statements....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24635440-2027562362838459693?l=craftyandcrap.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/feeds/2027562362838459693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24635440&amp;postID=2027562362838459693&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/2027562362838459693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24635440/posts/default/2027562362838459693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://craftyandcrap.blogspot.com/2009/08/what-up-bitches.html' title='What up bitches'/><author><name>Crafty and Crap</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14718697393793533890</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06660131965449736019'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry></feed>