tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post985535278427992878..comments2007-10-22T12:54:38.379-07:00Comments on Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Ass PimplesDouchebag1http://www.blogger.com/profile/08142538319096367383douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-57544456757427845892007-10-22T12:54:00.000-07:002007-10-22T12:54:00.000-07:00These two are the best ever. Not a clue that ridic...These two are the best ever. Not a clue that ridicule is heading their way. And when it arrives they simply won't understand. Perfect douches.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-68169180743894573182007-10-21T19:03:00.000-07:002007-10-21T19:03:00.000-07:00My counsel has advised me to refrain from commenti...My counsel has advised me to refrain from commenting on these cromagnons and to be quite honest I'm afraid one of these bags might take offense and beat me in to pulp. You, sirs, are 2 upstanding young gentlemen and deserve all of the kitty that you are able to obtain, respectfully yours D. Baggins.dildo bagginsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-74602379762399722922007-10-21T15:03:00.000-07:002007-10-21T15:03:00.000-07:00wow. she might be in serious danger of being blas...wow. she might be in serious danger of being blasted from the face of this planet by their sheer douchosity, but blondie babe can light my fire anytime.notadouchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02737692722118996859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-63676440674985949912007-10-21T00:33:00.000-07:002007-10-21T00:33:00.000-07:00The one in the hat shall henceforth be known as Je...The one in the hat shall henceforth be known as Jean-Claude Van Douche. Go forth, Van Douche, but kindly do not multiply.The Douche Whisperernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-79826110675771179322007-10-20T14:20:00.000-07:002007-10-20T14:20:00.000-07:00Hey now, Jean Claude Van Damm is no douche in my b...Hey now, Jean Claude Van Damm is no douche in my books; he should lose the hat though. But scrotum-head on the right is clearly a douchebag. Is he lactating?! Probably flexing so hard he squirted a little bit.waramphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14567922648584432512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-20372653070584566242007-10-20T12:44:00.000-07:002007-10-20T12:44:00.000-07:00"White is in that awkward mid 20s stage between co..."White is in that awkward mid 20s stage between college and "young soccer mom." <BR/><BR/>Eloquently put DB1 - couldn't have been said better.<BR/><BR/>Luckly these hotties aren't too hot so this pic wont ruin my saturday.<BR/><BR/>By the by, nice eyebrows caveman-bag on the right. Sculpt them much?~Bagglio Ordonez~http://www.blogger.com/profile/05017632117990754668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-90767630520950113412007-10-20T12:06:00.000-07:002007-10-20T12:06:00.000-07:00Why is it these semen slurpers have to take off th...Why is it these semen slurpers have to take off their shirts? No one else in the pic has their shirt off. Oh yeah, because they are following true douche code.<BR/>Soon they will break into a ritualistic dance routine to see who gets to be the bottom in their short lived gay ass-bang affair.<BR/><BR/>Then they shall wander the streets aimlessly looking for their next chance at gay love.<BR/><BR/>Blonde hott is cute enough, but her association with these queer boys make her worthless.captain kanger-douchenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-74111638143135954842007-10-20T11:56:00.000-07:002007-10-20T11:56:00.000-07:00Oh, sorry. I meant, Balco just called. Barry Bonds...Oh, sorry. I meant, Balco just called. Barry Bonds wants his "linseed oil" back.<BR/><BR/>My bad...Squatchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04967747912091898471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-18273709899434398822007-10-20T11:55:00.000-07:002007-10-20T11:55:00.000-07:00LemonHeads will give you that face every friggin' ...LemonHeads will give you that face <B>every</B> friggin' time.<BR/><BR/>Balco just called. Barry Bonds wants his cream and clear back.Squatchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04967747912091898471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-30970071146231507122007-10-20T11:54:00.000-07:002007-10-20T11:54:00.000-07:00Crusty on the left actually looks like a gayer ver...Crusty on the left actually looks like a gayer version of Ray Sharkey marinated in water and vinegar.<BR/><BR/>WTF is the tool on the right? Looks like someone crossbred Harry Connick Jr. with the GEICO cavemen marinated in fetid cat shit.<BR/><BR/>Does she have a nicotine patch on her boob? Sweet.DarkSockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16898693282873897183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-76956922507981535842007-10-20T10:59:00.000-07:002007-10-20T10:59:00.000-07:00that is the most Douchest "Blue Steel" ive ever se...that is the most Douchest "Blue Steel" ive ever seen. Zoolander should shoot this wanna be in the neckhamrocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-20967163324519610702007-10-20T10:44:00.000-07:002007-10-20T10:44:00.000-07:00Right bag looks like he's sizin' up the cameraman ...Right bag looks like he's sizin' up the cameraman thinking "yeah, I could fit it in his ass", which would also explain why he's pulling his jeans down with his left thumb. Trying to give'em a peak at that enchanted forest.<BR/><BR/>Left bag - whatever. Iron patches onto your hat, who gives a fuck. Obviously not the girls who got french nails to go to a kegger.<BR/><BR/>Shout out to the idiot over left bag's left shoulder. <BR/><BR/>- Ryan SeadoucheAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-78291491327910980792007-10-20T10:26:00.000-07:002007-10-20T10:26:00.000-07:00What the bloody hell is that dangling from tatt-ba...What the bloody hell is that dangling from tatt-bag's left nipple?<BR/><BR/>Whatever....it's grossing me out.ednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-71361409763432813472007-10-20T09:57:00.000-07:002007-10-20T09:57:00.000-07:00i wanna skull fuck that guy...wait, what???i wanna skull fuck that guy...wait, what???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24430360.post-66570299923812791132007-10-20T09:48:00.000-07:002007-10-20T09:48:00.000-07:00I've seen red cups, I've seen blue cups, hell, i'v...I've seen red cups, I've seen blue cups, hell, i've even seen green cups, but clear cups? <BR/><BR/>And why the fuck is he giving me that face?HanksAnAsshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14012450586014084975noreply@blogger.com