Comments on Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Ice-Man

Son, your choad is writing checks your douchiness ...

2007-10-26T05:50:00.000-07:00

Son, your choad is writing checks your douchiness can't cash.

Frodo Douchebaggins

BCS, nice song!

Sounds as though anon must have majored in Sociolo...

2007-10-25T23:28:00.000-07:00

Sounds as though anon must have majored in Sociology at his "great school" You know the Major you only need a 2.7 GPA to get a degree in. I can see his education is doing wonders for him, like the astroglide does for him on those lonely nights alone with his life sized fish slap replica blowup doll.
Now on to the douches.
I wish that heinous textured ceiling would drip Agent orange onto Spikes with the "true stories of the highway patrol" shades, and "oops I'm wearing Bleeth's sunglasses" choad.
I hope they get raped by an Roided up ex-con sporting a caltrop encrusted cockring.

@il-S'ok, man. All is forgiven. Admitting your p...

2007-10-25T22:56:00.000-07:00

@il-
S'ok, man. All is forgiven. Admitting your problem is the first step toward getting trivial movie quotes correct. Frankly, I'm proud of you. We've made a lot of progress today.

@chimpy: Captain "Scrotalpink shirt mcgay" is tryi...

2007-10-25T21:10:00.000-07:00

@chimpy:
Captain "Scrotalpink shirt mcgay" is trying to beat "sunday MILF baseball Boobalot hottie" with a club and keep Icemen Haloz mountain dew xtreme fuel gasoline sweaty armpits mcdouche to himself.......

Hans Von Douchpants

Notice how Lieutenant Pink Shirt's hand is behind ...

2007-10-25T20:16:00.000-07:00

Notice how Lieutenant Pink Shirt's hand is behind the blonde Bleethster. Is he holding a gun or a knife to her back? That's the only explanation for her staying in the same room as Mr. "Mountain Dew Game Fuel and Halo 3 rooollll!" Shades (whose hands are cramped from either 14 straight hours of fragging Covenant and Capture the Flag, or 2 desperate hours in the bathroom with the Sears clothing catalog).

Anonymous 11:05--USC did NOT win the national cham...

2007-10-25T19:11:00.000-07:00

Anonymous 11:05--USC did NOT win the national championship in 2005. Vince Young and the 'Horns doctored your ass. Didn't you watch the Rose Bowl? This could be appropriately named "Poster Child for Anorexia with Douchebags.puke".

God, I feel like I've come down with a bad case of...

2007-10-25T18:57:00.000-07:00

God, I feel like I've come down with a bad case of the Stupid, Douche Vader...

you're the dork.dork.

2007-10-25T18:48:00.000-07:00

you're the dork.

dork.

dorks

2007-10-25T16:54:00.000-07:00

dorks

Ooooooooh Skinny Mcboobalot (AKA Strawberry MILF)....

2007-10-25T16:08:00.000-07:00

Ooooooooh Skinny Mcboobalot (AKA Strawberry MILF)... why waste your time with topgun wannabe-choad and amibigously gay bag whearing chick sun glasses when I can sing the wonders of the universe until my throat falls off and cries cause it can't sing enough to praise your boobs and beauty and by beauty I mean Boobies! and by Boobies I mean gorgeous flotation devices of infinite appraisal :P

Hans Von Douchpants

"You coulda had her man, hey!...you coulda had her...

2007-10-25T15:10:00.000-07:00

"You coulda had her man, hey!...you coulda had her..."

I WILL DOUCHE WHEN I AM GOOD AND GODDAMN READY, YOU GOT THAT???!!!!

What's 'the 9-0'? Men at Work- what a great flick...

2007-10-25T14:04:00.000-07:00

What's 'the 9-0'?

Men at Work- what a great flick...it's like Weekend At Bernie's meets Young Guns...what willlll they come up with next???

"blow your rusted trumpet" busted my gut. Perhaps...

2007-10-25T13:55:00.000-07:00

"blow your rusted trumpet" busted my gut.

Perhaps the anons are Doc? ehh, I don't care; it's like when you pretend the midget hooker is really an amish clown in drag; it's still just as fun as the real thing.

Yeah, screw ivy leage arrogance. I went to good ol' state university. And after graduating, in the first two decades of practice I have directly collaberated with some kick-ass Starchitects such as Frank Gehry and Daniel Libeskind. The Yale and Harvard and M.I.T. guys? They go to work in those mega firms drawing door details and making little models.

So NOW who's stupid?

I am. I should've went to Ole Miss and become an attorney. *sigh*

il, vader and anon"You're out of your element Donn...

2007-10-25T13:44:00.000-07:00

il, vader and anon

"You're out of your element Donnie!"

My favorite version of "Chocolate Rain" is this:ht...

2007-10-25T13:38:00.001-07:00

My favorite version of "Chocolate Rain" is this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eyDuGwlrFRs

It's the anti-B96 version. It won't make you gouge your eyes and stab your eardrums.

What's a pederass Walter?Shut the fuck up Donny

2007-10-25T13:38:00.000-07:00

What's a pederass Walter?

Shut the fuck up Donny

@il choadrino-I'm disappointed in you il. The lin...

2007-10-25T13:35:00.000-07:00

@il choadrino-
I'm disappointed in you il. The line is "What's a perderass, Walter?" Geeze buddy. Get with it.

And Pfah, remember, Doc doesn't like anyone funny named Danny. And thanks for noticing the Av. Props to the original Danny (Bonadouchy) for finding the original one I had.

By the way, rereading this thread, why do all the insults seems like non sequiturs? (Anon/Doc, a non sequitur is a statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it, fyi). Where did all the SC references come from, for instance? And more importantly, why the insults in the first place? What caused 'em?

hi Doc. hope all is well.

2007-10-25T13:04:00.000-07:00

hi Doc. hope all is well.

WTF is a "perderass"?You're making things up.And I...

2007-10-25T12:54:00.000-07:00

WTF is a "perderass"?

You're making things up.

And I hear your mom yelling at you to get busy with your homework and get off the damn computer.

Danny rules. anon sucks. It really is that simple....

2007-10-25T12:51:00.000-07:00

Danny rules.

anon sucks.

It really is that simple.

dickface hussein is not funny. Noonan is only a s...

2007-10-25T12:48:00.000-07:00

dickface hussein is not funny. Noonan is only a small step above Ed in terms of lameness. I hope noonan isn't a perderass too.

I really, really, REALLY IN A RANDY sort of way, w...

2007-10-25T12:22:00.000-07:00

I really, really, REALLY IN A RANDY sort of way, want to see the fanny on Grover's friend down below.

Hell hath no fury like a woman doubledouched. Thi...

2007-10-25T12:20:00.001-07:00

Hell hath no fury like a woman doubledouched. This actually may be a remake of a brilliant cartoon 'Pinky and the Stain'. With wonderful quips like 'Today Pinky we are going to douche the world'. Someone please drag these 'bags back to doucheback mountain so they can continue their quest of quitting one another. As to bulemic Tara Reid that can actually conceal her beautiful monstrosities please don't. I would actually watch an hour of those horrendous b96 youtube clips just to gorge on the dsypepsia it emits 'twinxt that cavernous rack. Lastly, douche on right my dick called and wants it's raphe back.

Didn't Sheen and Esteves play garbage men in LA?Cl...

2007-10-25T12:20:00.000-07:00

Didn't Sheen and Esteves play garbage men in LA?

Classic movie.

This has been an oddly amusing day throughout thes...

2007-10-25T12:18:00.001-07:00

This has been an oddly amusing day throughout these threads. Even without RANDY IN ALL CAPS.

Oh RANDY-EO, RANDY-EO
Where for art though RANDY-EO?