Son Goku's blog

Me in the World Martial Arts tournament first round.

2009-03-27T22:11:00.000-07:00

Man I thought I'd get a cool opponent. Instead I get this guy.

His power level is so low. He won't shut up either he's all " I'm the best there is at what I do bub, and that ain't pretty. Ya see I got a mutant healin' factor, and adamantium bones...." he kept popping his claws , and asaying bub until all I could hear was " Snikt Bub" Snikt! Bub!"

Then I realized what he was doing as soon as I started falling a sleep. he was trying to bore me to get a win. I won't let that happen. I punch him out of the ring , and go on to the next round whew! that was close.

Son Pan: Boudakai round 1

2009-03-06T19:49:00.000-08:00

Darculina is all pissed that she got beat by the grey Hulk, so she left having a hissy fit. Me, I'm staying because a part saiyan I want to get a good fight. Too bad for me I get a regular human girl in the first match.

Oh big whoop she stopped a robbery of the the ticket stand before coming to the ring. She just stares at me, like she's reading a book or something. I decide it'd be better if I don't hurt a future saiyan princess although she doesn't have a drop of saiyan blood in her.

" Yo Cassie have I gotta a deal for you." I start.

She just answers. " no."

" But you don't know what I'm going to offer." I say.

" Yes I do ... you're going to hit on me." Wow she is perceptive.

" Well you know saiyan royalty can have a consort long with a mate.. You really have to try it with another girl. Ms. Cain hey we can even let Prince Vincent join in."

I put my arm around her shoulder. And she grunts " I don't like to be touched."

" That's not what I saw in the locker room a while ago, with Vincent."

She goes all red than throws a punch Well when she breaks her hand on my face she'll learn that was a mistake. But instead I hear a "Clang!" And everything goes black.

When I wake up I hear " TEN!" Son Pan has been knocked out the winner is Cassandra Cain!"

"What?" I protest after seeing stars. " She couldn't have hurt me... her gloves must be Adamantium! That's not fair!"

" Well neither are all of your Powers. MS. Son" The ref Shakes his head. Cassandra Cain didn't try yo kill you nor did she hit you below the belt. She broke no rules."

You have to be kidding Ugh I lost to someone with no powers. How embarrassing.

Pan: Stupid non sharing Jason Todd.

2008-12-09T16:27:00.000-08:00

I had this great idea... yeah I know I'm having a fling with Draculina, but there's just something about Vella. Maybe its blue hair... or the fact she's saiyanor that cute little giggle.

So I decided to give the former bird boy something all guys want. Yeah this idea will work. Okay time to go to Gotham... ugh I hate that city. Why would anybody live there give me Tokyo anytime.

I use Instant transmission to find him he's punching the hell out of a practice dummy. He looks up “Dear God it's the saiyan version of Tina Tequilla..."

“Who?" I ask.

“What you don't get MTV in Japan? Lucky you." he sneers. “Look you here to threaten me away from my girl well I'll have to let you take it up with the crowbar again."

"We get MTV I just don't watch it... never mind that. Have a got a deal for you. How do you like the term “sharing is caring?"

He rolls his eyes. “Someone’s been watching Sesame Street I see."

" Graah! Is all you do is watch television?" I growl.

“Look no. No sharing she's not some toy.” I see him going towards the crowbar, and this belt kind of looks a tool belt with tiny pouches on it.

“I thought all you guys liked looking at girls together." I say watching him. Get the belt on. I do not want to fight.

“Yeah when watching dirty movies yeah but it's different when it's your girlfriend. That and Vel just isn't interested."

" B..but you get in on it too. " I argue.

“No thanks one of you saiyans is enough two of you would kill me. Just get out."

What I did next was probably stupid I slap him across the room Damn it I should really think before I act. He tried to come at me with the crowbar. I blast him, and he some how leaps out of the way. He then tries to shoot me I grab the bullet, and my hand is bleeding?

It's that stupid unbreakable metal Atom Ant? I get and blow up the building ha! That'll get him. I teleport back home. Though I avoid grandma Chi Chi. She's been in a bad mood with me evreytime I see her lately.

After about an hour or so Vella shows up “Outside now!" She commands.

I was about to say something to her when she punches me in the face. “I can't believe you freak!" Oh great she's got her dads' accent coming out, And his angry “I’ll kill you Kakarot!" face going.

“What were you thinking?" She screams “I told you over and over I wasn't interested. Then you try to kill Jay? Looks just stay away from me okay! Everyone says that like you sort of snapped when your boyfriend died. Well I'm sorry but what you're doing to me is villainous behavior I was thinking of being your friend but I can't trust you with all the stuff you've pulled. I may be nice, and all but I can only push so far... And if you try to hurt Jason again I will show you that I am my father's daughter I will kill you."

Then she leaves in a green blaze. I have to think to myself am I Acing like the people dad, and grandpa fight? At this moment I feel a strong Ki Eep Dad.

“Young lady we’re going to have a long talk about your stalker like behavior."

Gah I get angry ' " I'm grown now you can't tell me what to do anymore."

“Be that way and I stop paying for that fancy college of yours, and you have to deal with Vegeta yourself from now on."

Great.

Justice League Japan?

2008-08-17T02:04:00.000-07:00

Sweet! I was invited to the Justice, League! Well I thought it was The JLA. But noooooo. It was apparently JLJapan. I had no freaking idea there was one here. We have teams here with funny names, like Big Hero Six or Super Young Team. Or the worst one, Happy Spandex Fun Time.

But at least his one is named well not a bad team either.

Only problems are well Sailor Moon dated Trunks, and I have to hear her complain about him all the time. I hope Mirai never visits because it wouldn't be pretty if he found there was a cyborg, and a robot here, that and Lupin the 3rd keeps stealing my wallet.

Finally we don't fight a lot of good threats, I mean fighting Godzilla, tentacle monsters, the power rangers for some reason, and ninjas gets old. Heh but I bet Vegeta isn't fighting anything all that great in California.

Meanwhile...

Damn you Darkseid!!!! You can take your Anti Life Equation and stick it! The King of all Saiyans will not bow to any man or creature that pretends to be a god! I hate the Crisis!!!!!

HAHHAHAHAHAAHA

2008-07-29T00:16:00.003-07:00

Ya know Vegeta always laughs, at me about how mean my wife is. At least she'll have sex with me. Oh I know Vegeta wants you to believe that he and Bulma are all hot for each other, all the time. Well here's the truth. I bet you all those kids are clones because they certainly don't come from sex. Take a look at this video evidence.

Hee hee hee. I guess it could be the way he asks "WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?" I dunno know much but I do know women don't like you shouting at them. Or it could be his weird voice, maybe he has bad breath?

The whole Pantha thing is starting to make sense now.

Into the future!

2008-06-08T23:15:00.000-07:00

Continued from here. Gohan tried to warn me off working with Bruce Briefs. Well I just can’t turn my back on anyone that needs help. Also keeping me and the other one in back before just in case they couldn't beat the Dark Mirai guy...

I guess they couldn't. Bruce called me and I attacked the Evil Mirai. It’s so good to be fighting another saiyan I've been fighting nothing but Corru for the last couple of decades.

I start with a Kamehameha that knocks away his sword; I think that thing has been healing him. I then transform to the fifth and as far as I know final ss level. While he's reeling I take him down.

He tries to reach his sword and I step on his hand. “This ends now All the insanity all the death! I will put an end to it!" I inform him.

“I don’t ... need to touch the sword to control it Goku watch this!" A bunch of assassins aged when a beam of from the sword hits them, another one almost hits vendetta but she's knocked away by Spoiler. Who for some reason doesn't age when the beam hits her?

I was shocked it looked evil Mirai was too, but he hit me in the back of the head almost knocking me out. “Ha! That was it? The great Son Goku goes down that easily?"

“You are ... a back stabber, and use the power of the ... Time Trapper to win... not your own But that's about to end..." I whistle. And my friend the Destroyer charges Dark Mirai and starts beating him down.

He tried aging it, that doesn't seem to work. Then again I've been sparring with that thing for years now and I still haven't hurt it. Dark Mirai fires his most powerful blast, and the Metal Man wades through it.

It then opens its visor, and pure magic burns, the evil version of my friend's son.

“The connection with the Trapper is ended." Galen announces. And I feel Dark Mirai's ki take a huge nose dive. He's burned to a crisp.

“I’ll kill you all..." Dark Mirai threatens.

Justice picks him up by the neck “Where’s my father?"

“You... Don't have a father Cain... you did this? You brought the Destroyer..."

“Actually Goku did I just asked him." He smirks. “He grabs on to Dark Miari and starts breaking bones.

“Fine I'll show you just let me live!"

Cain smirks "deal."

Justice gives him a look. He leads us to this window. There is another dimension I threw Mirai into, he gets whatever he wants he's truly happy no Vampi but another woman, no children to disobey him you don't get do you HS and Justice? He can only be happy without you. HAHAHAHAHA! Go ahead and take him out and he'll resent you forever. Or leave him in there to rot, either way I win!"

Bruce breaks his neck and leaves a burnt hand sign in his chest.

" Hey! I wanted to kill him!" Justice protests.

“You had a deal” I remind him.

Bruce laughs. “How can something not alive live? He’s a lantern Construct nothing more.”

Hmmm He has a point there.

“You can't kill the defenseless aunt not with Stormcutter. In case we can't get Mirai back we'll need you to weld it against Time Trapper."

Then something weird happens Bart comes up but I swore I saw him die. " It'sokayJustice."

“What Bart you died?!"

“No I didn't one of my Scouts did they're kind of like... well a part of me I sometimes Use ... I hate it when they die though."

“Oh it’s like the multi form technique I use" I laugh.

Flash looks at me “What’s that?"

The Flash in Yellow slaps his head “Damn every time I think I get rid of him he comes back."

Bart grins

While they were all arguing Bruce walks into the portal.

Vegeta tagged me.

2008-03-21T13:15:00.000-07:00

Vegeta tagged me with a meme.

Here are the rules .

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Cool! This'll be fun!

1 The other saiyans keep playing a game called "what won't I eat?" pretty much everything so far.

2 I train pretty much all day, I like sparring with my friends too. For some reason Krillan keeps saying he's too old to spar. He's the same age as I am And I always feel like training or fighting .

3 I don't mind that Pan Likes girls and guys or whatever as long as she's happy, I do mind her choice in dates like Vampi's evil twin sister.

4 I love Chichi though she scares me at times.

5 people keep laughing at me for the "hope of the universe " thing.

6 I sometimes wonder if Gohan is a teacher because he wants to be or because Chichi made him, and I wonder if he's happy.

7 I once dreamt I was eating a giant marsh mellow, my pillow's been missing ever since.

Hmmm I would tag someone but sometimes people seem to be annoyed by being tagged. I know! If you want to do this meme have fun! If not well there's other things you can do.

Hey I see Pan walking by " hey!"

" Hi Grandpa!"

" Whatcha doin' Pan?"

" Draculina gave me this potion that will make someone really turned on I'm going to try to use it on Vella see ya!"

That's nice.... Wait what? Oh Man she's already instant transmissioned away. I really wish I didn't teach her that. And now I can't find her Ki . Great either Vella or Vegeta or gonna kill her. This sucks!

I don't understand Chichi

2007-12-20T21:20:00.000-08:00

So the news about the break in I did with the group Batman brought together has reached Chichi. I know it looks bad but we did it for a good reason. MY Wife well she didn't want to hear it.

“What are you doing running around with another gang of thugs? Just because the other one gets too old ...except for Vegeta that is!"

“They aren't thugs. " I try to explain. " Even the guy with no face who says things I don't understand is a great guy. And batman is running it so..."

“Batman? Batman!" She yells. "Who introduced you too that nut?"

" Um Gohan." I say sheepishly.

“Well I'm going to have a long talk with our son about who he... wait what's that in your pocket?"

" Are you coming on to me?" I ask. Hoping the argument is over.

"No Goku!" She rolls her eyes. And grabs money out of my pocket "Where did you get this and how much is there?"

“Um I never did count it all but this is my pay from Batman for being on his team we all get some. "

“Wait... you mean finally your making money?" her eyes light up. "You have a real job?”

“I guess."

"And you get this weekly?"

“Yeah." I really hope I'm not still in trouble.

“Oh wow you know what this means we can send Pan to an Ivy League college! And finally get a real bathroom so you can stop taking baths in a barrel in the front yard."

“Um." I think real hard about what to say next than i can't really come up with much. "So um your not mad?"

“Mad ? I'm ecstatic! You had better not keep your boss waiting. The world needs to be saved and all that. When you get home they'll be a huge meal to celebrate you actually working! Hoorah! My Husband isn't just a karate bum anymore."

What just happened?

Son Goten: What's up with Bra?

2007-10-30T00:27:00.000-07:00

Continued from here.

My wife Bra comes out of nowhere carrying Mirai's sword that went missing at his death.

She already killed some of the Corru. the rest laugh at her. " Look honey. they shouldn't have sent you Son Goku. Maybe or a real super saiyan."

" Your about to face a real Super saiyan." She states with a voice deeper than usual .

then she slices his head off. This is weird she's walking all different And not using her normal fighting style, which is normally distracting her opponents with her looks, and using a lot of gymnastic moves. In stead she uses sword play and moves that look they they were meant for a taller bulkier person.

I didn't know she even knew how to use a sword much less Stormcutter. But she whips up storms and and other weather like a pro.finally What's left of the corru retreat.

I grab her, and try to kiss her. " Woah There Goten! Look if your into that it's okay, but I'm not."

" Into what Babe?" I ask suddenly very confused.

" Oh God! " She yells . " Don't call me Babe! I mean I'm straight okay married with a son and daughter and everything. Maybe you should tell Bra about these feelings eh?"

We all stare at her well except the 17 year old who just came here from another planet. " Honey you are Bra." Great. My wife now has split personalities.

"Wait a second did you get taller? " Bra looks all confused .. then What I said registers. She grabs her own chest . " The Hell?" She runs behind a Vampi's mansion. " AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT'S Gone!"

She walks out sulkingly. " Why am I always turned into girls? First that voodoo guy switched me with Vampi, and now I get a time share with little sister. Then of course the time I shared inside Trunks' body. Though not technically a girl he is pretty whiney. "

This weird power level. Comes out of no where. All these ninjas start flanking the soldiers and this this boy with purple hair walks out. of the bushes. I recognize him from SHIELD files.

" Bruce Cain! You are on that villain show.

He bows at me respectfully. " That's me." Bra gives him a look.

" You! what are you doing here."

Cain Smirks. " is that any way to greet your nephew Aunt Mirai ?"

Everyone looks at her Justice starts crying " D-Dad?"

" Yes Justice it's me. And this kid is Vincent's and Cassandra's son. He takes after his grandfather though Both of them."

" Well mom taught me a lot too." he smiles. " Like I can beat all five of you, and take Stormcutter forcefully."

" Why do you want it?" HS demands.

" None of your business. Though I have to say I didn't expect this. An aunt, uncle combo. Your choice old man. You can live in Bra's body, I mean I hear Vampi does like women after all, but poor Goten has to share his wife, and think of the mental scarring my cousins will go through. Or you can give me the sword."

" And why should I trust an assassin?" Mirai/ Bra asks.

" You can't can you? But your soul is connected to the blade and you'll end up living inside whoever touches it. Now tell me what kind of life or in your case after life is that?"

I can't believe it but she drops the sword, and all of the sudden Bra is back to normal. " Goten? Where am I?"

Bruce goes for the sword. I step in front of him. " Your not taking it."

He gives the Vegeta smirk. How come I couldn't see he was related to him before? " Who's going to stop me you? Please Uncle Goten. Don't make me hurt you."

" Your not getting the sword!" I repeat.

He glares. " Ryu! Alpha! Mad Dog! Assassins! You can do to the soldiers of General Ryayan As you will ! The saiyans are mine!"

I transform to the fourth Super saiyan level unfortunately so does he. I plan my attack out perfectly but before I even move I'm on the ground.Bra goes after him fighting like her normal self and is knocked out with a chop.

HS starts burning him but oddly it doesn't seem to bother, him. " You want flame ? Here's some flame Dark Dragon Pyre!"

Vegeta's old move surrounds the boy and causes him to fall in despair. He plays with Hs' flame like a toy. Actually holding it in his hands. " Gramps still had the Dragon flame when he made Dad and Aunt Vella. " He then eats the fire. " It skipped a generation. "

Justice Shouts " You can't have my Dad!" She calls the Earth 's power at after him and he looks to vanish in lava. But he reappears behind her.He hits two fingers to her neck and she's out cold.

I get up not knowing why the few punches and one kick he hit me with hurt so much and I fire a Kamehameha wave.

And he slaps it away.the open his hand and yells " Reign of Cain!" this blast comes after me I dodge it then all of the sudden i feel pain in my back. I look up to see ki energy falling like rain onto me It burns so much I fall.

I mumble. " Cassandra couldn't have taught you that."

" Nope I've been trained by Gramps, Uncle Goku. You, and mom. It's too bad Dad wasn't here I haven't had the chance to fight him, or train with him. Then again I hear he sucks now . I'll wait until he grows up a bit, then seek him out. now back to business. "

He picks up the sword and it shocks him. " Damn! The 'worthy' enchantment is still on it. "

A ninja gives him Mirai's scabbard. " Here master maybe this will help."

he picks up the sword screaming as it keeps shocking him until it finally turns into it's wooden form. And Cain puts into it's covering. " Alright we have it !Assassins! Vanish!"

that's the last thing I hear before I black out.

Darkseid is my master!

2007-10-01T00:11:00.000-07:00

My master. has sent me to battle his enemies. I am proud to do this but sometimes I find my thoughts wander especially when I fight the master's saiyan enemies.

I remember this thing like from another life. This person that was looked like me was training, and the Master's Parademons attack. He /I defeat them . But then the master Lord Darkseid looms over him /me, and hits me with the Omega Beams.

While stunned, some of the other gods of Apokalyps beat me down. The next thing he knows. He wakes up with Granny Goodness staring at him.

" Gah! The person who looks like me says. " Are you a monster?I mean I've never seen someone so ugly before!"

" You wound Granny!" She chuckles. " Now I'll wound you, She turns on this machine that hurts my head. " Soon you will think a different way the way darkseid wants you think!"

Now my former life is over Now I serve Darkseid. And I will help him enslave this planet, or burn it into a cinder.

Wow, This guy's tough. (continued from Veg's blog)

2007-08-15T19:25:00.000-07:00

This Rocky looking monster with metal things mixed in is tough. He beat pretty much every saiyan on the planet . But I don't get it. His power level is about at Super saiyan 4.

After I threatened him, he laughed. " If your king will not help me destroy my creators I will hurt his people until he does!"

" What will you do after you've destroyed 'em?" I ask.

He laughs again. " Anything I want no one but them can defeat me. I could just kill whoever I want."

OK So he's a bad guy no choice but going all out. I turn SS 5. Then i see the problem all the other saiyans have fighting this guy. I punch him, and it almost breaks my hand.

Ok. No Prob. I fire a kamehameha. This gives me a chance to think for a second while he charges me I notice something, this guy's slow. It seems like carrying all that rock/metal weight is straining.

So I stand still let him punch at me, then speed out of the way. We play this game over and over Sometimes I give him a ki blast and he gets real tired breathing hard , and all that.

he keeps throwing punches though they just keep getting slower, and slower. " Ready to give up yet? " I say.

" Never ! I defeated the ( huff!) King! )(Huff!) I can beat some nobody!"

" If only you could beat me with insults then you'd totally have this fight, but I'm the one who's pretty relaxed and mellow while you can barely stand. Too bad you don't have blasts or anything huh?"

He throws a big rock at me, I side step it.he tries charging at me , and I teleport behind him. " I can do this all day. " I giggle. " I mean really it's kind of fun."

he keeps charging and swinging. While I keep dodging and firing blasts. one hits him the eye, and he screams. Well I think I found his weakness. Though the blast only stung his eyes if I wanted to I could kill him with that weakness. Lucky for him, that's kind of a last resort to me.

I wonder why Vegeta didn't notice it he always calls himself the "thinker". Maybe he just got too mad or his pride got in the way of his better judgement. Whatever I know how to beat him! I gather up energy from the sun and unleash a solar flare attack in his eyes.

While he's temporally blinded I grab onto him and teleport him off the planet to a world I've seen before that has like a lot of game and some vegetation. so it's not a death sentence. Though by the looks of him he could eat rocks. Lucky there is a bunch of those too.

" What did you do?" He demands.

" I used the Instant Transmission technique to take you to another planet, here you can live peacefully and stop hurting my friends Bye!"

I teleport back to Earth while he's screaming "Nooooooo!"

I make sure everyone is alright, when I get back. My son Goten, and Vegeta's kids are ok just bruised up.

" Goku. Where have you been ?" Trunks sputtered.

" well after the whole my sister was a skrull thing I went and did some training to clear my head. But hey if you need me from now on just call, and Goten your mother wants you to bring the babies over for tonight."

Bra snorts. " Yeah but I'm not invited am I?"

" Hey. Your part of the family now , so your invited." I whisper. " Just blame me I'll take the Chichi yelling. I'm kinda used to it by now. "

She then does this.

Weird. She seems to have taken after Bulma in some ways.

Meanwhile back on the exile planet. The Metal Ore creature gloats.

" That foolish saiyan thought he could just abandon me here? I suppose he didn't know that I have a remote for my space ship. I'll be on Earth again before It's next rotation, and I'll battle the King and force him to assist me or kill him!"

Dad's weird request.

2007-07-03T01:46:00.000-07:00

Hey Veg put me up to the rank of general. That gotta bunch of saiyans mad at me And they challenged me to a fight calling me traitor and stuff. I beat a group of them without turning into a super saiyan. And then they wanted to buy me beer . Weird.

You know Chichi is being kinda weird too. I mean she thinks now that Vegeta rules a bunch of saiyans that the world id going to be conquered by him.

I think that's silly. But you try changing her mind. My ears are ringing from the last time I tried.

My dad's ghost kind of just appeared. "So our people are making a comeback... good. I'm beginning to think It's time now yes."

So now he's talking strange was stranger than the fact that he's the ghost of the dead father I never met when he was alive.

" Time for what Bardock? I mean Dad. "

He just keeps staring off into space. " One of my children is alive fighting alongside the new king, another is in a better place....." Then he got all serious. " And one is in Hell. Kakarot I want you to borrow the Dragon Balls From Vegeta."

" Ok." I laugh. "Are you wanting to come back from the dead? That'll be cool!"

" No Kakarot. My time is done. But my other son never had a chance to reform. I want you to wish back Raditz."

" Whaaaat?" I yell. " You mean the guy that tried to get me to kill evreyone on Earth? And when I wouldn't he kidnapped Gohan who was about four In an attempt to make me?"

" yes kakarot he is also your brother he deserves a chance to find a place in the the new order. "

" I'm not so sure of that..." I mumble.

" Well Kakarot your are far more powerful than him now, and besides he will take his orders from Vegeta, He's actually quite used to it. " Then he vanishes.

Oh man I don't know about this. It seems like a really bad idea.

Why are saiyans attacking?

2007-05-17T18:49:00.000-07:00

Well I went to paradise Island, yeah my last post about revenge was a little much I know. I mean I was mad because well Vegeta basically cheated to beat me, and he'll always do that. But really it is a good thing, though really. I mean he does cheat to beat bad guys.

My sister followed and I got to learn about her. According to her The saiyans have been pretty much struggling to survive after Frieza destroyed our home planet. Well we fought Cyclopes and things. I learned a few new tricks that will surprise Veg head on the rematch , but no I don't want revenge, just the competition.

Well one day, while me, and Celra sparred, some strange lady came up to us, and said she something, about how we should return to the outside world, because we were needed.

Then the both of us Left, and I felt massive ki surges all around Japan. When I 'port there it's crawling with saiyans. " You lied to me!" I accuse my sister, you were the scout to some kind of invasion! "

She looks insulted. " No! I thought us, Vegeta,his mother and that Monster were the last of the full blooded. And these fools are doing the opposite of what is needed to survive! Attacking planets will just make the others in the galaxy hunt us down and wipe us out!"

I want to believe her.. but, I've been burned by siblings before. " Want to help me stop them?" I ask.

" I suppose. " She answers we land by a group. This big one glares at me. " Your the one assigned to destroy this planet huh? Kakarot? Fool!"

My Name is Goku!" I declare as he starts using his scouter to read my power level. You see most saiyans can't read ki and need these devices to tell how strong somone is, but to someone like me that can suppress his true power those things don't work.

he laughs at me. " your power level is three thousand? prepare to die little man!" I turn super saiyan breaking his scouter, and knock him out, the others call for back up, Me and sis smack them around pretty good. As she somehow turned ss as well.

" I can't believe it!" One shouts what the king told us is true! They are super saiyans!"

" Won't matter soon enough!" Another laughs making some kind of ball of light that they all stare at!

" Goku Don't look at that!" Celra commands, as all the saiyans become Giant apes, And we're in Tokyo, this isn't good! She blasts the artificial moon but it's waaay too late for that.

" I have an idea!" I tell Celra Turning SS4.

" You'll have to teach me how to reach that form." She sneers. " ok what is it?"

" Blast their tails!" I scram blasting a few.

She was offended. " Kak.... Goku that just isn't done!"

" Well it's the only way to make them turn back! we have too!"

She didn't like it, but she did it any way. After they all turned back they retreated.

As they leave I feel several high power levels behind me, It's the JLA! " Good Work Goku You save d the city, without, killing any of the saiyans!" Superman congratulates.

My sister has a weird look on her face. " That symbol on your chest your from Krypton huh?"

" Yes I am Ma'am. Most call me Superman, My name is Kal-El."

She gets out a scouter. Reads his power, than puts it back. Then she embarrasses me. " Is there a MS Kal-El?"

He blushes, and After mumbling a bit he says. " Yes. So would you like to join the rest of us in counteracting the saiyans?"

" Sure. " I yell.

Batman who was in an airplane, asks " Why did they not become super saiyans in your battle?"

" Well a super saiyan is pretty rare, or at least it was. "

" I thought so." Batman mumbles. the flight to the temporary base, was pretty quiet after that.

I can't believe I lost!

2007-04-15T19:51:00.000-07:00

Man I've been training like crazy! Sigh I guess vegeta has an unfair advantage with that dragon flame stuff. Then again, I beat him Since he had that stuff . Hmmm I wonder if that offer Wonder Woman gave me to train at Thymascera is still good?

Maybe learning how to fight against mythic creatures and stuff will help next time I fight Mr. Grumpy. Then again, I 'm stronger now after the fight. And now I know What Vegeta will pull.

Too bad I was wanting the championship again. Oh well. Something weird happened today at the tournament. And not just Vella Flying away from two blurs screaming Their after me!"

After Brolly was defeated By Donar this girl runs out screaming. " You Killed my people!" And ki blasts Brolly. I think she's mistaking him for his evil version from our Universe.

I stop her and she surprises me by turning ss3 . " Your a saiyan? " I shout.

I transform to the same level. " Wait so are you!" She stammers, In Saiyanese. " I thought the one that was assigned to take over this planet died. "

" No that's me I kinda forgot." I laugh. Then I realize she's Saiyan she may want to take over the planet. " If your here to attack I'll stop you!" I announce.

" Nope" she responds. She points at Brolly." That monster destroyed my colony!"

" No. That one was is kinda the other one's twin. It's uh hard to explain."

" Really?" She asks. What happened to his twin. Kakarot?"

" Um I prefer Son Goku. And he's kinda been dealt with."

Vegeta walks up and commands " Who are you?"

Her eyes go wide . " Vegeta? You live? " She gets on her knees and Bows. " My King."

" Get up! I'm not the King . Still the Prince! Now where did you come from? is this going to be like Krypton? A new survivor shows up every year or so?"

"No sir." She sighs. " The colonies, that Frieza's henchmen didn't hunt down , and blow up, That monster freak crushed. There maybe one more colony left if that. You don't remember me do you? I'm your trainer's daughter. "

" The one that would kick me? " Vegeta sneers.

" Hey you bit me! Did Raditz survive Frieza's attack. "

" Yes But Kakarot killed him. When he tried to recruit him, into Frieza's Henchmen. "

" You still worked for that Bastard! After what he did to our planet? Your father? and mine? And Raditz Went along with it? He never did get along with dad but to just spit on his memory by working for his killer? "

Vegeta shrugs. " None of us had any choice in the matter. As for my father, he got better. And yours keeps appearing from the dead to annoy everyone. No I was planning to kill Frieza all along when i became powerful enough. Kakarot there beat him and left him for dead. My son ended finishing the job though."

" You have a son?" She questions.

" I actually have a few children."

I interrupt . " Hi.Um who are you?"

" Well Um Son Goku. My name is Celra. And Your my little brother.Don't worry I'm not mad at you for killing Raditz. He was a loser. Um got anything to eat?"

" Woah ! really? before I ask her anything else Yamcha freaks out, and blabbers something about Vengeance on Vegeta.

Son Goten: My niece Isn't taken Angus' death well.

2007-03-29T19:09:00.000-07:00

Pan's boyfriend died in a mission with the X-men. What's worse is the Dragon balls no longer work so he can't be wished back. Well today they had a funeral for him.ok they buried his sweatshirt, since they couldn't find a body.

She spent the whole time wailing, or glaring at Vincent and his girlfriend. " They don't know what they have. " She sobs. I didn't think seeing me, and Bra with each other helped either. Or Vegeta, with Bulma or Mirai with Vampi. Peter Parker, and Mary Jane. Dang there is a lot of couples here.

As the (empty) coffin. Is interred next to his dad's body. Pan. points , at HS and Laura. " This is your fault!" she screams. " If you didn't get your skanky self trapped in Hell he'd still be alive!"

HS starts " Pan that's not fair... "

X-23 just pops her claws in Pan's face. " Back off little girl." To which Pan knocks her into somebody's tomb. Before X-23 can recover, Pan grabs her ny the feet and tosses her into the sky " Kamahame...."

Gohan Stops her by grabbing her hands, while Me and HS grab the falling Laura.

" Pan!" My brother scolds. " This is not how we act young lady!"

" Dad! If it wasn't for them Angus would still alive!"

" You don't know that, it could have happened some other way. Come on lets go home. "

After that bit of unpleasantness I noticed someone odd. there one of the PRO reg heroes from the Civil War Super Shield.

" Hey man what are you doing here?" I ask.

" Just to pay my respects." He says. " We fought during the Civil War . he was a tough opponent, It's too bad he had to die so young , I guess That's what he gets for palling around with those Muties huh?"

I got a little sick to my stomach at the word "Mutie." " They don't really like being called that like us saiyans don't like the word monkey."

" Aw boy and political correctness rears it's ugly head. Hey I just got assigned to a super team In Michigan. I'm going to lead it. Yeah Goten us SHIELD guys are going to show the former "Secret Avengers" How true heroes act. "

I made an excuse to to leave , while the guy seemed to kind of stare at Angus' grave with a sort of glee. there's something off about that guy.

Nazi Superman?

2007-02-28T16:50:00.000-08:00

I was trying to help The others Find HS, when as Brolly was taking the pets to the vet. ( What is a vet gong to do with a zombie? I'd think someone like Dr. Strange would have to fix him. )

Well the communicator thing Henchman gave me started beeping. I answer it, " Yeah?"

" G-Goku." is all he can get out he sounds like he's being strangled. I teleport over to him.

I find him being chocked by Superman? " Supes! What are you doing?" I shout. I mean Yeah, Guy can be a bad um...guy But that's no reason to try and kill him.

He looks all confused, and asks me who I am.

" Huh?" I'm confused now. You've known me for...wait what's that on your shirt? "

I've seen that thing on his shirt before. Yeah when I was a kid Master Roshi was teaching us about this guy who tried to take over the world....Hitler! A Nazi?

" Your not Superman are you?" I say through gritted teeth, after I absorb all of this.

" I'm more of a superman, than the fool in your universe. " He sneers. " Your a saiyan aren't you? Kind of look like that soldier Bardock."

I shrug "I guess so. He is my father. Now Let him go!"

His eyes go wide. " Bardock's son? Your not Raditz, wait I get it your a guy in this universe! Oh how rich!"

" Huh?" Was all I can respond to that.

" Your name is Son something right? In my reality Your Son Goka, a pathetic saiyan freedom fighter. I must say in this reality your a lot uglier."

Ok that's weird but,I really don't care about that now. " Let my friend go!"

He laughs. " You want this filth? Take him!" He throws the Henchman at me, I catch him before he hits a wall. " You alright." I ask putting him down.

" Yeah just kick his sorry ass!" He smiles.

I nod. Nazi man has this sinister smirk. " You want to try to challenge me little saiyan? Ok let's see what you have!"

" Well I have this for you!"

Darn it! I forgot to transform into SS4. That hurt me as much as it did him!

" You hurt me you monkey!" He rubs his chin.

" You like calling people bad names dont'cha?" I shake my head sadly. " Well I let my fists , and my feet talk for me. They'll have a nice conversation After I change. "

He guffaws" Your going to change your clothes ? Before a fight?"

" Not what I meant buddy." A sly grin comes over my face as I release the power within me and become ss4.

He gasps. " The royal form! I thought only Vegeta could take it!"

" Ya know. The more I hear about your reality the less I like it." I spin kick him in the chin. This time blood comes out from his mouth. " You've hurt me again!" He protests.

" Well that's what you get for hurting people jerk!" I spit. And I see by all these soldiers here, and the Freakin' Red Skull that you hang around people that have a lot of blood on their hands! I bet you do too! Now it's time for payback for my friend and all the innocents you've hurt."

He charged me I dodge sevreal haymakes. and unleash a stinging left jab. Making him even madder. I keep using the after image technique which is pretty much me moving so fast I leave an after image.

The real Superman would have used his vision powers to see where I was, not where I used to be, but it's becoming clear that this guy is not as skilled with his powers. He may not have had as many challenges.

So this keeps up until he screams in frustration. He uses his heat vision. I teleport out of it's way and punch him in the ribs. He turns I block his elbow going to my nose then I knee him in the belly.

While he's crouching I slam him into the ground with both of my fists together.

" I 'm losing!" He cries. " I never lose!" He flies at me again, I Keep getting outta the way until finally his frustration gets the better of him. " Stand still and fight like a man!"

" He he." He turns on me and does that red eye anger thingie. His ki has went down to the right level. " I am fighting you just using my head have you ever heard of rope- a dope?"

The glazed look in his eyes tells me all I need to know. " Ok." I continue. " Well It means you get the other guy to tire himself out trying to hit you. Then when they are tired you beat them. Guess who the dope is in this situation?"

He tries to fight back, but I still pretty fresh. He misses with the freeze breathe, and I catch him with an open palm strike breaking his jaw. While he's reeling he receives a straight kick in his stomach.

Finally I bust his nose with my elbow he falls hurting. He actually sobbing. "This can't be! this can't be!" Then he does something I'm not prepared for. He flies away.

While I can fly about the same speed as he can. I really didn't think he'd run.

" Can you catch up with him Goku?" Guy inquires.

" Let me look for his ki." I concentrate and find seven Kryptonian power levels. A girl, Kara. A teenager, Kon. A little boy? Who is that ? A dog. Krypto. and two adult males. I forgot about wait there's another superman like power level but it's bizarre.

" Well I found three grown Kryptonian guys." I inform Henchman. One is weird like the opposite of Superman or something, and the other two are really alike I can teleport to them both one at a time. "

" No." Henchman responds coldly. " He then grabs the Red Skull By the neck." We have this piece of trash here. He's going to tell us where that fake Amber is, and tell me how I get my Amber back, Or I'll break evrey bone in his body."

TBC at

Magdelena and Henchman.

A friend in need

2007-02-22T00:36:00.000-08:00

I get a call from The Henchman. " Hey Goku Can I get you to meet me somewhere?"

" Sure!" I shout and teleport behind him. " Hi Guy!"

With a startled "Yah!" He goes into fighting stance." Goku! Don't do that!"

" Um your name is guy right?" I ask.

" Not that! I mean Instant Transmission behind me like that for all you know She may have been watching!"

" Sorry. I guess I didn't think. I apologise.

" No forget it." he shrugs it off. "I was stressed. Look that's what I need to talk to you about. I need to talk to you about Amber, I don't think she's really Magdelena."

I was confused for a second then I think I may have gotten it. " Do you mean someone is pretending to be Amber?"

" Exactly she made me do something, that well Look i don't want to talk about it okay?"

" Sure." Whatever it was it must have been really bad. I mean he 's done some bad stuff , but this must have been terrible to bother him this much. " So what do you want from me?"

" This could get bad , and I may need some back up. If you don't want too.."

" Nah." I reassure " Don't worry about it. I'll help you . Whattaya want me to do?"

" Just be ready when the *&%$ hits the fan. Ok?"

When um stuff hits a fan? Why should we wait for that? Yuck! Well never mind he starts to explain his plan too me. Cool! Looks like I'll get to test my skills before the next Boudokai!

I fight Vlad and all I get is my lousy t- shirt torn up.

2007-02-08T09:48:00.000-08:00

Ok Quick update Chichi's not as mad as she was last time I posted, I think the whole Vampi turning on me , then Pantha suggesting a three way thing just got her all riled up.

Now that we know that wasn't the real Vampi, she's her normal self again. Though she still doesn't like Bra, and she wants me to stay away from Pantha. Ok When I heard that Vlad was behind all this Draculina stuff. I teleported ahead of everyone else.

Vlad seems to think I can't find his Ki. He's so wrong. I appear in front of him, and tell him, " I warned you what would happen if you messed with Vampi again. "

" Bah! As If I was afraid of you !" he spits and jumps me. I turn SS2 ,and the fight's on. He's actually somewhat a good fighter, if a bit tricky. Evreytime I cornered him he would sic bats or wolves at me.

I didn't like hurting the animals, but I had to get them out of the way. Then Mr. Blood sucker summons a storm I didn't know he could do that. First lightning bolt hurts like heck, the rest I use Instant Transmission to get away from.

I appear behind Drac pull him by his cape and punch him in the nose. He knees me in the groin, then tries to bite me. I jam my power pole fighting staff in his maw.

He holds his broken teeth. " Blast! You idiot!" He then turns to mist as His castle is blown up by I later found out the Junior Justice League kids. The whole mist thing sucked.

I mean he would just turn to Vlad for a second, then kick me in the back or something. After about three times of this , I 'port behind him ,and show him how it feels as soon as he becomes, a person, um vampire alien.

Sometime during all this , Superman shows up and heat visions the mist hurting Vlad I'm going to have to remember that, next time I fight the guy I'll Kamehamaeha blast him.

So at this point this happens.

So I'm trying out a new more dramatic way of talking so sue me! He said something about using up too much energy Summoning the storm then misting. To be able to do it again then he sneers "So I'll tear you apart with my bare hands. "

The fight got really good! He's not bad at hand to hand, at some point He has me in a head lock. I hear Vegeta's Gravelly voice call out " Kakarot ! You Clown!What are you doing playing with him !? Finish that fool off!"

Darn Vegeta , why do I take so much abuse from him? I mean he's really hard to be friends with sometimes. Oh well next Budokai I get the chance to put him through some abuse. I can control my ss5 transformation he can't hehehehe.

Or maybe I should just sic the Destroyer on him? It doesn't like him any way. Well the reason I stayed at SS2 is because I don't want to drain all of my power every fight I have.

Whatever I turn SS4 and blow up Vlad who's then floating around as a torso ! Oh man that's weird! He stops fighting me. ( Good because he was half the man he used to be. Hehhehehehehehehe!) To watch The Vampi 'Lina fight.

He accidentaly gets the wrong one with his servants ( I've seen a torso pick up a woman and fly of, I may have seen everything now. ) It's nice to have the old Vampi back. I can do without people spitting on me.

Saving Trunks from himself.

2007-01-25T21:24:00.000-08:00

Yes that's right Son Goten in tha House! All Part of my plan to be in more blogs than anyone else ! Ok Not really The Old man just now figured out how to invite people.

Ok well it all started. When I was drinking my morning coffee, and having to listen to Bra, And Mom scream at each other. The fun! Then Marron runs in crying about Trunks being controlled by Vampi.

" That Vampirella is just showing her true colors!" my Mom screeches.

Bra hugs Marron, and shakes her head at mom. " It's not Vampi It's her sister."

" Oh?" Mom snorts. " And how do you know? "

" Because Joe Fixit told us."

" Oh yes! You listen to a paid Mercenary why again? "

" Enforcer! Not mercenary! " Bra yells . Though I'm personally not sure there's all that much of a difference. But Fixit seems to have some kind of a uncle thing going on with my wife. So she defends him . Weird since he doesn't seem to like her brother. At least I hope it's a uncle thing.

My Mom looks at Marron, and whispers in my ear. " Krillian's daughter is such a sweet girl , Why didn't you end up with her?"

" Because she's been hung up on Trunks since forever?" I ask .Not sure mom would think Marron was such a good girl, if she knew about what happened when we were all teenagers.

So yeah Trunks was with her the whole night , and I just got to kiss her. Worst three way ever ! Well it was actually a two way with me watching like a doofus. Probably when she first started her crush on trunks . Though Yeah I have actually Hit that.

Just once. And Marron criticized my performance. At least Bra seems to like it. You know that's the problem with being Trunks' best friend growing up the girls always seemed to like him.

After getting out of this s train of thought, I tell mom " Besides I'm not leaving Bra especially now."

" What's so special about now ?" She counters.

" Bra will tell you when she's ready!" Actually after this current crisis is over. She Doesn't want to add to all this junk. As my mom leaves my house in a huff. ( She really never leaves any other way. Poor Dad is going to be in for it today.)

Bra drags me into a corner. "We're going to have to catch Trunks. Not just for Marron's sake but for his . Draculina is going to end up killing him."

" Ok sure. " I answer I call Nick Fury, and ask for the day off. I tell him the situation , and he agrees Trunks needs to be stopped. Luckily Mirai Been captured By Superman.

You know this is why I like working with Fury, more than Stark. Iroman would either refuse to give me the day off, or force his way in on this. Yeah Nick already has my vote Natasha !

Bra calls her older brother. On his cell phone. She asks him to meet at a place outside Dark Town, where Crime Alley is. When he shows he looks really pale. I don't know much about the whole vampire thing, but I know he doesn't look well.

I hear their conversation. Bra is trying to tell him that's the woman he's been screwing ain't Vampi , and he's too mind controlled to even listen.

Bra says" your not going anywhere! I'm not letting get killed. Sorry Big Bro but your not in your right mind right now."

Trunks laughs. " You couldn't stop me Sis. Even if you weren't in your condition. I'm a SS4 And your not!"

She grins. "actually I am now I guess all that training Dad put through paid off. Unlike you Mr. Lazy! You only got to SS4 Because , you and Mirai were blasted by a bunch of rays. Oh yeah wanna know something cool? I don't get that gross body hair. I guess it's a guy thing." then she transforms in front of him.

" What? How? Your stronger than me?"

" That's because your lazy! But don't worry I'm not going to beat you up you know why. But Goten back there will. "

I punch him, after transmitting in front of him. " That's for cheating in the kid's Boudakai all those years ago!" Well that didn't help me feel better about it. I mean he was sick, and pale . To really even the score I have to beat him at his best. At the next Boudakai. And I've training with both SHIELD and Dad.

Ok So Trunks is now in the Adamantium cell at Capsule Corp. The problem is how do we keep 'Lina from getting to him?

Uh wow I'm sleeping in the Dojo....Again.

2007-01-17T23:21:00.000-08:00

Oh boy..... I confronted Pantha And she responded with things . Things I guess I shouldn't have discussed with Chichi.

" That horrible alien whore!" she shouts. Making my ears ring, again. " I can't believe Bulma is going along with this! You know she was better off when she was with Yamcha!"

I shrug. " She doesn't seem to think so."

" that's because she's all enamored with this sick lifestyle she's leading with that sick alien bastard!"

" Hey I'm from the same planet he is!"

She shakes her head " You were raised by a human Goku not like the evil midget! You know what I think you should help Yamcha defeat Vegeta!"

"Why should I do that ?" I'm completely confused here. Yamcha my friend , and a good fighter, but recently I dunno I guess he's lost touch with reality .

" Because " Chichi grins " yamcha is good for Bulma. When they get back together, it will eliminate all this three way business. Then You can help me break up Goten and girl Vegeta." She's been calling Bra that Alot latley

" You haven't seen Yamcha lately have you?" I ask.

" No why?" She seems puzzled.

" Well last time I saw him, he was wearing a tin foil hat on his head, and he was talking to people that weren't there."

" He was just joking Goku." She says .

" Um I'm pretty sure he wasn't."

" Whatever Goku! Hey that's a great idea. " I don't like the look that goes over her face. " After you make Vegeta leave the planet. You can get rid of that skank Pantha and Vampirella , whose actions toward you lately have just really shown her true colors."

Man I really don't like this plan. " Chichi first off Vampi is here to stop the Vampires....."

" Oh Please !" she snorts. " That's just hyperbole. It's not like you couldn't stop any of those blood sucking wimps!"

" Hyper....Huh?"

" Never mind Hon. Yes I can see it now you could usher in a new golden age without all these bad influences!"

I shake my head. " What right do I have to decide who lives on Earth? I'm not fighting anyone unless there's a good reason."

" But The perfect reason is the fact they are corrupting us! Our children! Bulma!"

" ok Our kids are grown, And what Pantha is doing now that I think of it doesn't hurt anybody. Bulma was always kind of like that. And something's off with Vampi. Maybe it can be fixed somehow. Also veg has helped me save the world a few times, and the Universe once. "

"He's only helped for his own selfish reasons! Goku I demand You go out there and start getting this scum off the planet!"

" No. Who's next Mutants?"

" Don't be stupid. Are you going or not?"

" No. I'm not attacking people for no reason."

And that's why I'm sleeping in the Dojo. Oh well better than the couch I guess.

Vampi's mean.

2007-01-12T17:25:00.000-08:00

I went to visit Justice who's been put in a coma by something. When I get there Vampi is yelling at HS, and trying to get Mirai off somewhere to have sex.

I think HS was about to cry or something, so I started trying to talk About how she's just under stress. Then she spits on me. Wha huh? Why?

" That was totally un called for." I say.

" Well I'm sorry you big retard are you going to go and tell your mommy?"

" My mom's dead you know that."

" I'm actually surprised you weren't made in a stupid lab somewhere."

Ok This is just weird what did I do?

" Why don't you leave while the grown up talk ok? " She leers.

" I am grown up!" I protest.

" You don't act like it!"

" Why are you being such a bitch?" I ask . Hey you can't hang around vegeta Like I have and not pick up some bad words.

She snarls and tries to claw my face off. Before thinking I punch at her but stop myself. The problem is the wind from the punch knocks her back into the wall.

" Oops sorry." I mumble sheepishly Mirai comes out of the Hospital room.

" Goku! What the Hell are you doing?"

"Mirai...."

" No I don't want to hear It !"

" But.."

" Just go!"

Oh man!

A X Mas message

2006-12-25T16:54:00.000-08:00

A Merry X- mas Evreyone! I hope evrey one got the presents they wanted! But I have to leave with a Christmas Warning.

Never, ever never ride on a snow mobile with Eggnog buzzed Vegeta. My ribs still hurt after he crahsed it. , and before that he ran over a talking snow man almost hit carolers, and terroized the country side.

I need asprin.

Vlad

2006-12-19T23:50:00.000-08:00

After I separated from the fusion with Vegeta, Chichi was really nice to me.

The other day Vegeta, asked me to take him, and Mirai, to Vampi. Veg married the two of them. Then I went to make sure Vlad kept his word on leaving Vampi alone.

It took me a few days to finally find him. He has fakes, and losers take his place. So I Destroyed a bunch of Vampire clans until I find the real one. It looks like he's found someone to block his ki signature from me.

So I just started blasting Vampire houses until I find him. After I dust all of his Servants we face each other. " So what does the idiot saiyan want with me?"

" I just want to make sure your a man or monster of your word is all " I shoot back.

" What pray tell could you mean?" he acts like I don't know about his promise.

" Are we going to play some kind of goofy game here? Because Ya know I have other things to do besides this. "

" Well it seems information has come to my attention that future boy, may have mind controlled Vampi into loving him, so that means all bets are off."

I shake my head " If your talking about Yamcha he's lost touch with what's real. His heart's in the right lace, but he's too crazy to realize he should find a new girl. And you have the same kinda thing but you don't have being kooky as an excuse. I just feel sorry for you."

He strikes at me yelling" I don't need your pity!"

I land a strike on his chest cracking it. Then I throw a straight kick knocking him back. " ya know You'd get hurt a lot less if you quit your evil ways."

" What Prattle from the moron! There is no " evil" that is just a label the weak put on those who are strong enough to take what they want!"

" Hm. Bad guys always make up excuses like that to say what they are doing isn't wrong. But at the end of the day your not fooling anyone but yourselves."

" Now your a psychiatrist? Your one to talk about evil Ok tell me Mr so called 'hero' how many of us 'badguys ' have you killed?"

Now he's trying to mess with my conscience? " I gave everyone I killed a chance to change they just laughed at my face. Or were to insane or dumb to understand. I did what I did to save lives. Yes it bothers me but when it does I look at the people who are going along with their normal lives, and I think they can because I stopped some nut from blowing up the planet. That makes me feel good."

" So stupid!" Vlad spits. " Look what those same people think of you! They call you alien , and freak they tried to make you their weapon in the Civil War."

" They made a mistake in the War I admit. But people get scared sometimes. The whole War was about them trying to feel safe. Then they realized they were wrong, and they changed it. Rather they know it or not I serve them. I don't care what they call me though I doubt a lot of people really call me anything bad."

" All that power, and you don't rule this world your a fool! I will have this world , And Vampirella as my Bride!"

" No you won't." I answer. " Because I'll be here to stop you. I can live as long as you can , and even if I'm gone My children will be here to fight you."

" Vampirella is Mine ! " he raves . " You don't have any right to tell me anything!She's not even part of your family!"

I turn " She's my friend that's enough ."

I turn around, and was just about to teleport away when he starts to fire some magic energy I wheel around " KAMEHAMEHA!" The blast fries him up pretty good I didn't use enough to blast destroy him for however long he stays dead.

" Remember keep your word, and we just have a normal good guy bad guy thing, mess with Vampi, and it becomes personal." I vanish and reappear back home.

Vegito:proving my worth.

2006-12-09T23:57:00.000-08:00

My own allies , and friends seem to be hounding me. They want to split me in half turning me back into Goku, and Vegeta. I've had enough of this. It's time to start proving myself. Maybe they'll stop trying to murder me.

The worst betrayal has come from Bulma, and Chichi. I still have the Veg and Son's feelings for them. While they want to kill me . Can't they just accept their husbands are gone?

II even said they tow could share me, Bulma seemed interested in the prospect, while Chichi. Shouted at me. I then suggested giving them the earrings, and letting them fuse. Neither one liked that idea.

" There is no way. I'm losing my identity!" shouts Bulma.

" I am not going to fuse with anyone!" Screeches Chichi. " Now give me my sweet Goku back!"

After having enough of this, I left to the X-mansion. I go there to announce my participation in place of Vegeta. That idiot Iceman is extremely rude, an calls me a Pizza delivery man.

After this I go to the Planet Namek I find that though the Dragonballs there had the same problem as did the Earth ones. Unlike those this batch has recovered from the Crisis.

I have three wishes so I start with repairing West City From The Superboy Prime damage Then I wish for the restoring Of all those Prime killed or injured during the Prime's last attack.

For the final wish I have Krillian turned young again. I think 18 will like that.

The namek elder asked " Why did you not wish to be separated?'

" I never want to be that way." I answer. " You nameks have a permanent fusion. Well this is supposed to be one. Except the first time Something inside Buu broke it apart , the second time happened when Gaia fought some angel. That's' not happening again!"

He nods. Well the universe has lost two heroes maybe the fusion will be a greater hero!"

Yes that's how I'll keep myself alive by being better than Goku, and Vegeta in every way! Before long they'll beg me to stay with them, and no one will want the return of Goku and Vegeta. In fact they'll forget all about them!

My youngest is getting married!

2006-11-27T22:16:00.000-08:00

Why Vegeta is Messing with Wonder Woman I don't know he's being weird. Or he's doing the same thing he did With Superman, Mess with him until they fight. Then after they nearly kill each other, He thinks of Kal as a worthy fighter.

Chichi got mad at me about the tattoo that , and I refuse to help her stop Goten and Bra's wedding. Well I've been Sleeping at the Dojo for days now. The water there stinks for some reason.

So While the Plumbers fix that, I can't take a shower, And I stink ! Also I've been having these weird dreams.

My Father Bardock is standing on a burning planet. " Who did this?" I yell.

" Superboy Prime." my father answers. " He's more powerful than anything you've ever fought, and he's coming to Earth. Warn evreyone. "

That's when I wake up. I've heard of Superboy Prime before , and well he's a little scary. He and Earth 2 Superman fought Vegeta, but obviously Prime had been holding back because he showed off Power levels , that neither me him or Kal- El could reach.

All that power and a unhinged mind. Frightening. I go home and tell Chi chi about but she's all "I KNOW WHAT YOUR UP TOO GOKU! AND IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK! YOU JUST WANT TO GET YOUR LITTLE GANG BACK TOGETHER AND PICK A FIGHT!NOW ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME STOP THIS WEDDING OR NOT? "

Ow my ears. " No Chichi as long as Goten's happy I don't care."

" I don't want our son marrying that nut's daughter!" She yells.

" Vegeta's not crazy." I answer. " and Bra's not either. You forget she's Bulma's daughter too."

She sighs " Goku it's a mistake..."

" And not yours to make." I answer. " He's a grown man now, it's time to let go Chichi."

She just looks at me. " Who are you and what have you done with Son Goku?"

" Hehehehhehehe." I'm going to go take a bath before or son's wedding " I answer.

While In there the tattoo melts off. It's fake ! Darn it Mirai!