tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2360451806025015313.post-87193629622298432502008-07-21T21:42:00.000-07:002008-07-21T22:05:54.794-07:00Had a hell of a time figuring out if this got filed under "Things that make us go Hmmm" or "Breakfast of Champions". It does make us go Hmmm, but in a contented sort of fashion, and it is so much more than mere breakfast.<br /><br />Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you White Folks' answer to Muktuk...the Nanaimo Bar.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ya1snT2N6CE/SIVpckcd62I/AAAAAAAAArk/svkY9HeBRoY/s1600-h/Muk.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ya1snT2N6CE/SIVpckcd62I/AAAAAAAAArk/svkY9HeBRoY/s400/Muk.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225698882173660002" border="0" /></a><br /><br />A 2" x 2" x 1/4" square of Coconut and graham crackers held together with butter, upon which is lavishly spread a fat quarter inch of buttercream, topped by chocolate...with butter in it. Probably close to 800 calories, most likely 250% of your daily fat intake (most of it unsaturated), sort of like gluing 5 pounds of fat to your ass every time you eat one...If there is a Fat Hell, this is the sign for the express lanes.<br /><br />But DAMN, they're good. The bonus is, eat one and you don't need to eat again for damn near 8 hours. Get a tall extra-shot Breve in with that, you got close to 1700 calories and all the caffeine a fella could want.<br /><br />Nothin' against muktuk, but we're gonna stick with these. A little easier to explain to the neighbors, you understand.G_Smolthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06239634996842414620noreply@blogger.com