chet not stupid

chet really mad

2009-01-22T09:53:00.003-06:00

chet really mad. chet read this:

Simply put, Chet Culver has poor money management skills. It took him till February to pay his to VISA bills from December 2007. He repeatedly is paying finance charges on his credit cards meaning he was either late in paying them, or isn’t paying them off every month, which is stupid when you have over a million bucks in the bank. What a waste of money.

While on the surface these are all minor things, but this is the guy who wants to put $700 million on our state credit cards. He say’s we will pay it back with gambling revenues, which seems to be the answer to everything these days. I think I remember him wanting to pay teachers with gambling revenue during the 2006 campaign. Anyway, my point is Chet Culver is the LAST person we should trust with our state finances. If you need proof, just check out his online discourser, don’t bet on Chet.

that make chet a little mad. but that just some crank blogger. yepsen crank, too, but he not blogger. that why this make chet really mad.

The move is shortsighted, because Iowa would be giving up hundreds of millions in future income from the lottery in return for a piddly one-time lump-sum payment.

But to the governor, speaker and leader, that shortsightedness doesn't mean much. If it helps them balance the books now, what the heck. Let future politicians decide how to balance their budgets without lottery money.

chet not shortsighted. chet long sighted. this deal give chets big donors two billion dollars to donate to chet over next 49 years. they need that money. top 16 donors to chet gave chet almost half million dollars last year. that half of what chet made. how chet get donations in bad economy if donors not have free money?

Don't two generations of Iowa schoolkids need that $2 billion more than a bunch of gambling businesses and the out-of-state hedge-fund operators who'll bankroll this thing?

no. chets donors need money more. how else chet get relected? chets dads washington friends not live forever.

chet make todd dormans blog again.

2008-09-16T17:43:00.000-05:00

chet make todd dormans blog again.

Gov. Chet Culver stopped by The Gazette for an editorial board chat this afternoon. Here’s the Chet Notes version, like Cliffs Notes, only with less detail.

chet like that. chet squeak through school reading cliffs notes. now chet have own notes. chet notes cut out details like other branches of government to get stuff done.

Chet sweat

2008-06-10T22:52:00.004-05:00

Chet sweat. It hard work looking at flood.

chet busy counting chets money

2008-05-07T13:01:00.004-05:00

chet busy counting chets money. chet get raise. chet also get control over money that used to go for schools. it so much money chet count for long time. then chet run out of toes when he get to 12 and chet have to start over.

chet think todd dorman read chets blog. todd complain that chet try to keep newspapers from getting chets emails. what they need that for? just read chets blog.

chet run for president

2008-02-12T15:47:00.000-06:00

chet run for president. it in des moines register.

Chet Culver for president?

The first-term Iowa governor smiled when asked the question Friday in a meeting with Des Moines Register editors and reporters. He left no doubt he is leaving the door open to that eventual possibility.

chet think it good fit. president wear suit, chet wear suit. some not agree.

chet endorse obama

2008-02-09T18:54:00.000-06:00

chet endorse obama. chet two months late. iowa vote weeks ago. chet hope wife not mad at chet. chets wife endorse edwards in time for caucus.

chet write letter to todd dorman.

2008-02-07T11:56:00.000-06:00

chet write letter to todd dorman. todd dorman anser.

Dear Dr. Compassion, Last year was so great, but this year stinks. Legislative leaders kicked my great can deposit idea, poked fun at my weight-loss challenge and badmouthed my budget. Now people say I shouldn’t have spent $90,000 on a big fun voter party, with cake and stuff, when I was secretary of state. What do they know? I’m the governor. How do I make them shut up and do it my way?
Sincerely, Ticked at Terrace Hill.

Dear Ticked, Sounds like someone needs a long winter’s nap.

he edit chets writing because he professional but chet happy he get answer. long nap just what chet need. chet have lunch first.

someone write about chets blog while he eat.

2008-01-27T12:12:00.000-06:00

someone write about chets blog while he eat.

check this out: Chet not stupid. This is a spoof sight for a guy who was running for Governor of Iowa. Apparently he is really dumb in real life though. Someone in my office worked for this guy's election campaign.

chet not dumb. chet like people read blog. chet think alot last year. chet decide that 8 cents close enough to 10 cents to be same thing.

chet sell appointments

2007-03-18T03:26:00.000-05:00

chet sell appointments. chet get 30,000$ from a couple people to campaign. now chet make them board of regents. chet make list. let chet know if you intersted.

iowa finance authority board - 30,000$
iowa civil rights commission - 15,000$
accountancy examining board - 4500$
board of pharmacy examiners - 3000$
iowa supreme court - make offer

chet say you read this if there no power

2007-02-27T22:05:00.000-06:00

chet say you read this if there no power. chet think it not ok to be in house without no lites. some not agree.

Why is staying in a house without electricity "unacceptable" in this day and age? 70 years ago, only about 11% of farmers had electricity, yet they didn't die.

chet think most farmers from 70 years ago are dead. chet think that prove point. chet bet there no one alive from before lectricity invented by president franklin.

chet fail math

2007-01-31T14:47:00.000-06:00

chet fail math. that never been good subject for chet. law school too tough for chet too. it good that it easier to be governor.

chet governor

2007-01-13T23:08:00.000-06:00

chet glad he quit blog. chet have time to win election. chet never go to meetings so maybe chet blog now. this chets favorite part of speech:

it remind chet of chets best campaign speech:

chet resign blog

2006-06-16T23:51:00.000-05:00

chet resign blog. tonite chets dad tell him he spend too much time on computer. now chet focus chets dad say. it big day tomorrow. mike and ed say chet focus too. that what chet do.

thanks for read chet not stupid.

chet sad

2006-06-13T18:16:00.000-05:00

chet sad. chet get email from people who help chet blog. it say something about 'crisis of conscience.' chet not sure what that mean, but he sure you figure it out. it say they not sure if they help chet with blog anymore. chet only have 1/3 help he had before last week. that less than half. but chet still have to tell iowa that chet not stupid so chet work extra hard.

also chet have new fan site where papparazi pictures are posted. you only see bottom rung of chets washboard, but chet have it. remind chet to show next time you see.

before chet forget, he like to say sorry to handkerchief for being so sweaty. chet sorry, hanky.

chet wonder.

2006-06-06T23:51:00.000-05:00

chet wonder. do house democrats still think chet a liar?

chet win

2006-06-06T23:17:00.000-05:00

chet win. see. chet not stupid.

chet have question

2006-06-06T20:28:00.000-05:00

chet have question. is chet only one who think he look more and more like chets dad every day?

chet need votes

2006-06-06T15:05:00.000-05:00

chet need votes. chet worried rain keep casual democrats home. it these people who not pay attention and think they're voting for chets dad that chet need to win.

chets blog in quadcity times and other papers

2006-06-03T13:08:00.000-05:00

chets blog in quadcity times and other papers.

"Questions about Culver’s intelligence also have dogged him on the campaign trail. An Internet blog devoted to mocking him, chetnotstupid.blogspot.com, has amused his opponents. Culver said he has heard about the blog but has not seen it."

where they get that idea? chet never say that. chet write blog.

Nagle said it is difficult for anyone to match brainpower with John Culver, whom he describes as an intellectual giant. Chet Culver’s strength, Nagle believes, is strong judgment.“He may not be able to design a nuclear bomb, but he knows when or when not to use it,” Nagle said

chet not sure what to make of this.

chet have one week

2006-05-30T06:25:00.000-05:00

chet have one week. chet need to convince iowa that chet not stupid. he need to convince iowa some things so they vote for chet. here the list:

that state legislators not know anything about governing. state legislators not endorse chet. they all go for someone else. but they not know anything about government or about the people running for governor.

governor vilsack not know anything about governing. he not officially against chet, but he definately not for chet. not pay attention to that. what he know about government or chet?

that chet not have to pay attention to state constitution. chet not pay attention and screw up amendment to iowa constitution. this article explain. it not like constitution important.

that chet not need to go to meetings (patty not need go either). chet miss almost ever meeting of the executive officers of iowa. chet not care and neither should you. chet not add anything to meetings anyway.

that chet not need money from iowans. chet not need support from grass roots. chet have DC roots instead. chet grow up there. his family there. DC roots pay bills better, and not expect good government in return. chet get more money from DC area than sitting congressman.

that truth not matter. even democrats in the legislature call chet a liar. but chet not care. honesty not important. it what people believe that important. chet learn that from karl rove. fibbing ok if it makes problems go away.

that it ok to ignore state ombudsman. chet put iowans private information on the internet for anyone to get. ombudsman tell him to fix it, but chet ignore. chet ignore for six months.

that yepsen not know anything about iowa politics: "The rap on Culver is that he's not bright enough to be governor, and there was little in his performance to ease Democratic concerns he's just not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Republican candidate, Jim Nussle."

that it ok to have someone on campaign team who milked state for millions in department of transportation land deal. it under investigation. "The expo spurned the interest of two other bidders and accepted $15,072 an acre from Knapp and Elwell in 1999 without an appraisal and without advertising the sale. Knapp and Elwell later resold a portion of the property to the state for $130,000 an acre...

Many of the questions, Vaudt said, center on the cozy relationships among Knapp, Elwell, the expo and the Iowa Department of Transportation, and whether those ties led to decisions that cheated taxpayers."

so all chet really have to do is to convince democrats these things and he win next week. oh he forgot one thing:

that nussle, independents, and republicans won't care about these things or anything else that chet forget to list. maybe this most important thing to remember. they just let sleeping dog lie.

chet not have to care about gays anymore

2006-05-22T22:56:00.000-05:00

chet not have to care about gays anymore. staff tell chet that he not have to talk about gays getting married anymore. they tell him it good idea awhile ago. now they change minds, so so does chet. this good deal. chet not have to have opinoin on anything. he just do what staff say get him votes. chet not sure why gays want married anyway. chet get a little tingly in locker room sometime, but that about it.

chet not know where carrol county is

2006-05-19T18:15:00.000-05:00

chet not know where carroll county is. carroll daily times herald complain because chet not go to carroll county.

they say "where in the world is chet culver?"

chet say "where in the world is carroll county?"

Culver, the son of a former U.S. senator, should know this is a state where face-to-face appearances are required not only for gubernatorial candidates, but presidential aspirants as well.

Now, of course, Culver could be planning visits in the next three weeks before the June 6 primary.

But that’s not good enough.

chet too busy missing all his meetings. chet also too busy making calls out of state to visit places like carroll county. chets phone not get good reception out there. how he call maryland and virginia and massachusets to talk to chet supporters when his phone not work?

patty right. chet on tv talking about how important he was when he had job in attorney generals office (you just remember how unimportant chets job just before that was). they not have tv in carroll county? chet not sure. he never go there.

legislators call chet liar

2006-05-19T11:44:00.000-05:00

legislators call chet liar.

House Minority Leader Pat Murphy, D-Dubuque, said he remembers meeting Culver the first week after he was sworn in as a state lawmaker in 1990.

Murphy said Culver introduced himself as the son of former U.S. Sen. John Culver and listed his clients, including IBP.

Murphy said the conversation stood out because of who Culver's father was and because Dubuque residents at the time had been concerned about the possibility of IBP moving into town.

"It was not something that Dubuquers wanted to see happen, so when I heard that, I remembered it. But he admitted to me at that point that he represented them as a client," Murphy said.

Rep. Phil Wise, a Democrat from Keokuk, said he knew back then that Culver worked as a lobbyist for IBP.

"That is just an absurd assertion that somehow it doesn't count," Wise said.

chet get mad. chet get real mad. why they not want chet governor? no one who know chet want him governor. chet have to get all his money from other states. dad raise money for chet. why not legislators?

chet lobby for ibp

2006-05-18T00:02:00.000-05:00

chet lobby for ibp. ed campbell want chet to work for him. he want to tell people senator john culvers son worked for him. that chets dad. chet have hard time getting job after college. chet was young and need the money.

chets staff say one good thing about ibp problem. no one talk about chets failure as secretary of state. they not talk about how chet mess up on amending iowas constitution. that complete cock up and chet not have good excuse. chet just not pay attention. chet try not to talk about it. maybe iowa not care in november. constitution not that important, right?

chet have tattle-taler

2006-05-15T17:05:00.000-05:00

chet have tattle-taler. they get myspace to delete chets page.

I wrote myspace and told them you created a false page. What you are doing is wrong. If you put up another page I will write them again. So stop it.

chet build new one. click and be chets friend.