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Sunday Thoughts

2009-03-08T19:13:00.002-04:00

Why is it that all of the erstwhile rabid defenders of the US Constitution Second Amendment are flipping out over the First Lady's exercise of these rights?
If it is International Women's Day AND Daylight Savings Day, does that mean my biological clock got moved up an hour?
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it a little unseemly for everyone to be discussing the size of Obama's package.

Hunter Valley Wine Tour Saturday

2009-02-21T23:57:00.012-05:00

Spent my first Saturday in Sydney on a wine tour of the lovely Hunter Valley - about 2 hours outside of the city. Sniffed around the innerdnets for a few days, and settled on these guys.

Morning almost got off to a rocky start. Part of the group (Sheena, couple of Irish couples, some Aussie newlyweds, and assorted Brits) were late because they missed a ferry. The Irish couple flipped out and started pouting that they wanted off the tour. It was then that I began to appreciate the charm, patience and steely seething wit of our guide for the day - Nigel.

The stragglers showed, the tempers soothed.. and off we went.

First stop - the joint complex of Rosemount & Lindemann's. Nothing special wine-wise, but a good place to kick off the day with a tutored tasting and quick tour. Learned a bit about the history of the regions, the brands. They're both owned by Foster's now.

For next year's Xmas party:

Fave stop of the day: Tintilla Estates. Reminded me more of the Niagara family estates. Poured an astounding 11 samples. Some quite nice. Hosts were very indulgent and let us stroll the grounds and play with the recently picked Shiraz.

License Inspector. No fun zone.

Tempus Two winery - has an on premise cheese shop that was good fun. Plenty of free samples of some of the local soft cheeses. Good international selection. Picked up a couple of small blocks of King Island cheeses to hide in the hotel mini bar for snacks during the week.

http://www.huntervalleysmellycheeseshop.com.au/

Lunch stop was at the Blue Tongue Brewery. For 12 bucks Aussie money, a tasting paddle of 6 beers, and you could go back for a pint of the one you liked best. I went for the ginger beer - very distinct ginger aroma and flavour - crisp and yummy.

Last stop of the day was a bit of a rip off. The Golden Grape was a bit of a stunt winery - doing the kind of goofy flavoured sticky wines you'd expect to find from the crazy guy at Niagara's Crown Bench. But I suckered into a Dragon's Breath - a chili flavoured sweet wine (actually Butterscotch schnapps, chilies and rosemary) that I think will make a kick ass lemonade cocktail this summer...

Great day. Met a great bunch of oddballs from across the world brought together for 7 hrs by a shared common love of vino and a sense of adventure. Recommended.

Stirring the Shiraz at Tintilla Estates

2009-02-21T16:02:00.001-05:00

My favourite stop on the Hunter Valley wine tour did this weekend as a day trip out of Sydney.

http://www.tintilla.com.au/

The aroma of 3 day old shiraz being stirred is almost knocked me over. The fermentation just beginning... hard to see but the bubbling and crackling was pretty cool.

Home Sweet Home - for the week.

2009-02-20T14:17:00.002-05:00

SPF 45 on my face, but still burned my legs.

15 Hours of Prison Food in Econoclass Crush

2009-02-20T13:43:00.003-05:00

Sheena's attempt to minimize an already massive Carbon Cuntprint led her to leave directly from Edmonton en route to Sydney Australia, instead of incurring an additional 3 hours flight time BACK to Toronto to enhance chances of an upgradeable Air Canada flight. United shits on Air Canada Elite members when it comes to upgrade priority, so I knew I was taking my back, my neck and my embryonic deep vein thrombosis into my own hands.

After a relaxing couple of hours connecting through the San Francisco Red Carpet Club - easily the nicest RCC I've seen ( and I'm not the only one...) - Sheena poured herself into Row 40-something, seat H on the 747 over to Sydney. Aisle seats are normally my 2nd choice. I can usually only sleep leaned up against the window.

The food quality in United economy class is profoundly shocking. I have a flight attendant friend who states unequivocally that airlines use the same tea as does the prison system, and I wonder if the same holds true for food. If it wasn't so squished in the seats, I would have taken pictures.

The dinner was an artifically hot salisbury steaklike item that would not have been out of place in a McDonald's drive through. It had a red sauce on top that I scraped off to see what I was eating. The side salad was 100% shredded lettuce.

Not my pic - but a very true likeness

Mid flight lunch was a roasted chicken / cheddar sandwich. Actually looked promising. Until bite #1 revealed that it was still partially frozen. I removed the wet cold bun-like substance from my mouth, wrapped it all back up and tried to go back to sleep and pretend it was all just a big bad dream.

Breakfast, at least, provided enough sustenance for me to pull myself out of the pretzelish contortion I had adopted in the 15 hours hence, and drag myself into the warm nourishing sunshine. Edible omelette, some sausages of questionable composition, but fully cooked, so I went for it. Could only bear 1 bite of the sickly sweet fake banana flavoured 'banana bread', but oh well. Maybe I'll do a low carb week...

SuperBowl Sunday in NYC

2009-02-15T09:36:00.006-05:00

Booked an early Sunday flight to NYC to make sure I had time to catch something on Broadway. Sheena has never been disappointed by the TKTS booth in Times Square. Part of the fun is the random nature of what spectacle one will end up seeing. Play? Musical? Serious? Silly? Keeping an open mind right up until it's your turn at the ticket window. Had 3 options in my head. All 3 were still available once the line turned the corner.

Sheena said "Equus". It was a good choice. No, not just because of the hoopla over Harry Potters peen. (Full disclosure: Sheena has never read a Harry Potter book, has never seen a Harry Potter movie, has not purchased any Harry Potter merch, and likely never will).

It was a friggin intense production. Very sparse set, dazzling casting of the horse-men. The 3 leads, Richard Griffiths, Daniel Radcliffe and Kate Mulgrew were fantastic. Especially Griffiths and Radcliffe.

Though I did wonder about just how much psychological damage was done to the legions of pre-teen girls hoping to see their pinup boy hero, and instead being subjected to some head trippy raw sexuality and violence. Their moms must be so proud of themselves.

And now, into the night in search of grub...

Had the BBQ meat platter at Virgil's. Kinda hate to say it, but this yankee joint had some of the best pulled pork EVER.

SuperBowl started while I was eating over in the lounge area. I didn't intend to stay to watch the game, but Sheena got goosebumps watching Jennifer Hudson belt it out... and the entire bar clapped when she was done. I think America likes itself again.

Canuck Tunes for My Murrican Readers

2009-02-06T19:48:00.000-05:00

Sheena is lucky to have some tune-savvy Americano pals who have learned to appreciate maple smoked music... here's a list of my faves - both new and old for their consideration.

Oh, and Canadians who should know better but waste their listening time to shiteous secretary rock radio can also learn. No need to comment. I'll respect your privacy.

In no particular order...

Jill Barber - luscious torchy retro goddess: http://www.myspace.com/jillbarbermusic
Meaghan Smith - ditto - but quirkier and more experimental. One to watch. http://www.meaghansmith.com/discography
Elliott Brood - a band, not a guy. FCS. First fell in love with them a an innerdnet nerd fest at the Duke of Gloucester in TO a couple years back, now a raging hardon since saw them live at Lee's Palace on New Years Eve: http://www.elliottbrood.ca/Video.shtml
Controller.Controller: Pisses Sheena off to no end that by the time she discovered these guys they had broken up. http://www.last.fm/music/Controller.Controller
The Rizdales - the first time I saw them play live, Tara Dunphy was days away from delivering her first baby, and she glowed on stage like the perfect image of a madonna. http://www.rizdales.com/
The Farrell Bros: Umm... they opened for the Shack*Shakers ... what the hell else really matters? http://www.thefarrellbros.com/welcome.htm
AC Newman: the butt-kicker behind The New Pornographers (yes.. yes.. we all adore Neko Case... but it's his sound that makes the group..) http://www.acnewman.net/
Hometown rock GODS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQOf36hq56U
and yes Sheena is very proud to have over 10,000 hits on her Youtube video of "Thinking of You". Superstitious Feeling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsCa1JQwll4
The Road Warrior's Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPJD3qcIL7s and the first song my sister requests from the DJ at The Pal when she picks me up from the Winnipeg airport. "And these so called vacations will soon be my death..."

OK commenters... add your own unknown Canadian rock treasures so the Americans can discover them and ruin it all.

What He Said

2009-02-06T09:05:00.001-05:00

Canadian Cynic: Dear K-W: You suck.

Things I Bought In Winnipeg Junk Shops Over the Holidays

2009-01-25T16:38:00.001-05:00

Die of jealousy. Now.

Holy Fuck Where's the Time Gone

2009-01-25T13:40:00.007-05:00

New Year's Eve retro flashbacks.

Had a kick ass night at Lee's Palace. Great fun after a precarious cab ride from The Grand where The Driver and I had an adequate round of sushi after too much Scream TV and Trius Brut earlier in the evening.

The Stills from the Dirty 'Shwa opened up and Elliott Brood was headliner.

As much as I have adored Elliott Brood since first discovering "Second Son" on the jukebox at the Stinky Duke on Yonge Street a couple of years back, seeing them live for the first time kicked severe ass.

And The Stills cracked me up with their hockey stick bass...

And then oh yeah... forgot about this one.

Sorry Raymi. It was the Sleeman's talkin.

"Way Cooler Than Its Uppity Neighbours"

2009-01-25T08:46:00.003-05:00

Dinner after about an hour of cold wandering around in Manhattan dusk, looking for something interesting - but not expensive... authentic - but where my jeans and layered sweaters would fit in...hearty - without being a chain tourist trap....

The weather scuffed neon sign sucked me in. The no-nonsense menu and "No Credit Cards" handwritten sign made me sit down. The Tribeca Tavern was it.

A neighbourhood hangout that reminded me of some of my favourite Queen W divey spots like Sweaty Bettys or Communist Daughter. 4 generations represented around the bar, comfy broken down couches in the corners for gab fests. Solid wooden chairs and tables with good view of the big screen TV (it was NFL playoff day...)

Fantastic selection of American microbrews and good international mix too. I had a pale ale - don't recall which one. But thoroughly enjoyed the crusty curmudgeon of the day bartender as he lectured a 20-something art student. "No we don't do bloody marys. ever. we're not that kind of bar". I think she said "God Bless you" and ordered a Delerium.

The steak sandwich was good, the fries spectacular. No pictures because I killed my camera battery at the USAirways wreck site.

Ladies room scared the bejesus out of me. I don't know if this used to be a subway stairway or they just made it look that way, but I kept expecting to have to slide a token in the slot to get toilet paper.

Manhattan Weekend

2009-01-25T08:19:00.008-05:00

Landed around 3pm at LaGuardia last weekend and jumped into taxi. Destination Financial District in Manhattan. Cabbie had the radio on and suddenly the pieces began to click together in Sheena's head. Battery Park? Hudson River? Throngs of tourists? Crumpled A320? Giddyup.

Less than 10 minute stroll from hotel. Sheena presents the inauguration of USAirways Cruiselines...

Hung around until the light faded and my toes turned cold. Then hoofed it up to Tribeca in search of some grub...

Baptazia

2009-01-07T21:37:00.002-05:00

Must see YouTube channel. Unless you like God. Then please don't look. You know who you are.

http://ca.youtube.com/user/airloaf

Really - just watch one. You'll go back for more...

Sad News From Niagara Wine Country

2009-01-06T21:06:00.002-05:00

http://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1373110

Sheena credits John Marynissen, and his daughter Sandra, with igniting a passion and respect for good wine - wine made with hard work, with care, with respect for nature and for the labour that goes into it. He taught that wine is made to be shared, with love, with family and friends, with good food and never without inspiring conversation.

It was 1994 and Sheena was on her honeymoon. A Niagara wine tour. We drove and tasted all weekend, keeping notebooks of scribbles and maps and ratings, going back on the very last day to buy the best of the best and drive back home to Ottawa. The cases we bought at Marynissen that weekend formed that foundation of our now-dual cellars to this day. Year after year, we went back, sometimes together, sometimes apart, introducing new friends and visiting family whenever we could. New places popped onto the radar, as incomes rose so did the taste for Aussie and Californian wines, but every single year came back for John's and later Sandra's handiwork. Some of the most beautiful reds in Ontario: Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, the Cab-Sauv/Merlot blend by the case as the house red Chez Sheena for so long.

The handwritten scribbler under their tasting counter. You had to be nice and polite at the shop to get on "the list". The special small batches of Syrah, Petit Verdot, Sandra's first solo Baco Noir, the unfiltered experiments that may or may not ever see the light of day...

The 5-year vertical tastings at their anniversary party where only Sheena scored 100% pegging year to the blind samples. I did it because they taught me well - about colour and nose and legs and how they reflected harvest and weather... and it all stuck with me. I started to develop a near photographic memory for wine because of the pictures they painted for me.

Through picnics in the vineyard, to the grouchy mean cats and overly friendly dogs... this place was one of Sheena's happy places among happy places.

Rest in peace, Mr. Marynissen. You touched lives across the continent with your love of nature, family and hard work.

From Sooey Says ... State Rape

2009-01-03T16:18:00.002-05:00

http://www.sooeys.com/blogs/sooeysays/2009/01/state_rape.html

Dear Canadian Women,

You thought date rape was bad - wait'll you get a load of State Rape.

Signed,

Jonathan Kay of the National Post
Official Sponsor of the New Conservative Party of Canada

(I'd link to the column, but I don't want to violate any laws against woman hating. Oh wait, there ARE no laws against woman hating. Nevermind - here's the link: Badges?WeDon'tNeedNoStinkin'Badges!)

There's nothing like fascism when it's not YOUR freedom at stake, eh, Jonathan Kay?

Posted by Sooey on January 2, 2009 04:16 PM | Permalink

It's been a Year...

2009-01-03T09:54:00.000-05:00

http://sheenavision.blogspot.com/2008/01/bye-my-dear-baba.html

For Your Christmas Viewing Pleasure

2008-12-25T14:32:00.004-05:00

Merry Christmas from Sheena's Sister's Couch in Winnipeg, 3rd mimosa in hand...

http://www.digitalhome.ca/content/view/3152/279/

Not Directed At Anyone. Really. Seriously. No, I'm not lying

2008-12-19T17:29:00.003-05:00

Thanks xkcd.

The Periodic Table of Awesome is Sexist

2008-12-18T20:53:00.007-05:00

Funny as shit, but not much that appeals to the girlie geek. I am tempted to build my own. (double click to make it big enough to actually read)

From Dapperstache

Elected Senate. Sheena is so there

2008-12-16T21:31:00.002-05:00

Thanks Candace. You're a gem. But why the hell am I only finding out about this 4 days later?

Vote here! http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/372512

Theory of the Carbon Cuntprint

2008-12-13T10:51:00.005-05:00

Sheena has had the phrase "carbon cuntprint" in her head for a few weeks, having first seen it in writing by online adversary and in-person drinking buddy K.

Sheena's definition of the carbon cuntprint: the difference between what someone SAYS they do to be green and what that person actually DOES to be green.

Back in November, I booked a side trip from a work thing in Orlando up to Atlanta for a wonderful weekend of Cheeky goodness

For reasons of cost, airline points whoredom, and desire to keep work and personal expenses separate, I scheduled the travel as an in out through Orlando on my dime, keeping the non-personal ticket untouched.

I just did the math over here: Carbon Footprint Calculator . By doing what I did, I incurred an extra C02 load of .13 tonnes. So my desire to maximize Star Alliance points, and not go through the extra paper work of separating the personal flight change from my non-personal expenses resulted in a 21% higher carbon output than if I would have taken the effort to just do the extra paperwork and figgering. So this is how I now calculate the carbon cuntprint. For that weekend it was .13 tonnes.

Sheena shouts out to all the greenish-yapper hypocrites out there...be self aware. You can put a number to your BS now. What IS your carbon cuntprint?

Vote with Your Wallet

2008-12-08T21:52:00.006-05:00

30 months and counting since I made a conscious choice to ditch the car. Don't make me come over there.

Sheena Changes Wallets and Loses Her Shit

2008-12-07T20:12:00.011-05:00

As mentioned on other parts of the innerdnets a few weeks ago, Sheena has suddenly fallen out of favour with her current black wallet. Said black wallet was a lovely and thoughtful replacement for her baby, the baby that was yes.. violently torn from her breast that fateful September in '05...

But go figure with no warning whatsoever, Sheena and her replacement wallet apparently are at odds relationship-wise. "It's not me, it's you", it says. Suddenly current wallet is jumping out of purses into semi-frozen dirty puddles.. staying back at the hotel and missing parties, and otherwise pissing me right off. So to my rescue comes Raymi who tips me off to Poketo.com. Fun shit. Loads of cute and weird wallets and stuff. Ordered one and it arrived on Friday. Yay.

Not a small task, changing from a largish puffy wallet that hates your guts to a small streamlined one that lives by the same credo that you do. Removing 20 pounds of foreign currency. Czech koruna , British pounds, Swiss francs, Euros, couple of random Aussie coins, a few random US singles, some of that Singapore shit. Likely totals 50 bucks, but takes up half my purse.

Move over the essentials. Credit & bank cards. Drivers license & health insurance. Aeroplan Elite card. Second Cup stamp thingie. Safe Fishy guide (thanks Cheek). Put the B list hotel and airline cards into a separate pouch I'll keep in the purse but not wallet. Lean and mean for '09.

And then I found it. In the stack of old receipts and business cards and random crap stuffed in the back pouch. And even though the man du jour was sitting right there and never saw it coming, Sheena lost her shit. Yep. A big old ball of girlie tears. Don't know where it came from or why. Just had forgotten I couldn't throw it away. And it surprised me.

From the mean streets of Buenos Aires. It was a sunny day after a lovely afternoon and lunch window shopping in La Recoleta we were set upon by a rag tag bunch of preteen girls. They were dancers. They flitted and pirouetted around us, dressed up like wannabe ballerinas. They smiled and whispered and pointed at us. They were fundraising for their dance troupe. For 2 Argentine pesos, we could be a sponsor.

And to show their gratitude, they presented one of us with a gift to give to the other. And when it was given Sheena took it with a smile and a sense of happiness and peacefulness that she's terrified she'll never feel again.

the secret is the love you only find within your heart

In Which Sheena Twists Her Fingers Into Devil Horns and Yells "Yo Bitchez" to Her Fellow Oenophiles

2008-12-06T10:34:00.005-05:00

D'ARENBERG THE DEAD ARM SHIRAZ 2006
VINTAGES 981183 | 750 mL bottle

Price: $ 55.95
Wine, Red Wine,
13.5% Alcohol/Vol.

Sugar Content : XD

Made in: South Australia, Australia
By: D'Arenberg Wines

Release Date: Dec 6, 2008

Tasting Note
Opaque ruby. Blackberry and candied cherry on the nose, with suave graphite and anise qualities adding complexity. Deep and rich but also focused, with powerful dark berry preserve flavors and a late kick of iron. There's lots going on here, and this energetic wine is still painfully young. Finishes with mounting sweetness and a strong echo of minerals. Score - 93. (Josh Raynolds, International Wine Cellar, Sept./Oct. 2008)

NOTE: Prices subject to change without notice. Prices include container deposit fees where applicable. All products may not be available in all stores. Select products may be available to customers in limited quantity. Please see store personnel for details.

12 of them sitting on my kitchen table 37 minutes after release. And fucking cocksucking Blogger picture upload giving me the gears.

More Notes on Dead Arm 2006

OK, fixed now:

Why I Love the South Sometimes...

2008-11-30T17:15:00.003-05:00

Not just for the Bacon & Chocolate inspiration, the Penis shaped state capitols, and dollar store baked goodness, but now also for the Sunday Night Special at the Fox and Hounds pub in Atlanta

Yep, ladies and gents, the $1 PBR draft pint and $1 fish taco. A surprisingly sustaining meal as Sheena and The Cheek left a friend's open house and hooked up with the Georgia Peach who looked a little tired and ragged after a tough day of Falcons tail-gating...

Tacos were yummy - have no fricken clue exactly *what* kind of fish it was, but it was perhaps lightly breaded. Maybe it was actually a fish stick taco. I dunno. But Cheek tipped me off to the secret sauce that made it a winner - a lime & cilantro drizzle that I could have easily just sucked back with a straw.

Three of pigged out for less than $20US...