Parking Idiots in Singapore

497. SGF7790S

2006-10-12T09:11:00.000+08:00

Contributed by KL:

Another idiot to learn a lesson. This time a Nissan at NUS. Good place to learn lessons. Check out how close the 2 cars are - the wing mirrors are overlapping! Relatively new car, and an off-peak plate at that - driver must be a newbie - should go back to primary school, instead of uni. What an idiot!

Taken at NUS. Submitted on 20 September 2006

496. SFU8875H

2006-10-12T09:05:00.000+08:00

Contributed by unknown:

The SUV is teaching this Mazda idiot a good lesson by making him crawl through the passenger side to get back to the driver's seat. That'll teach him to park properly the next time. Moron!

Taken at Downtown East on 20 September 2006 at about 7:30am.

495. SFF6396R

2006-10-12T08:56:00.000+08:00

Contributed by apisto:

Here's another selfish boor - parked at a disability parking space without a label. These jerks ought to be sent to a finishing school to learn some manners. It just points to poor upbringing.

Taken at Vista Point in Woodlands on 16 September 2006 at about 1:45pm.

494. SDG7000U

2006-10-12T08:44:00.000+08:00

Contributed by Alan & Xinxin:

Yet another idiot BMW parker. BMW should quickly roll out their parking computer, as it is clear that BMW drivers are really hopeless at parking. They must have bought their driving licences from some side street in Geylang, rather than passing the test like normal drivers.

Taken at Blk 672A Klang Lane, on 19 September 2006 at about 11:00pm

493. EV6288Y

2006-10-12T08:31:00.000+08:00

Contributed by Entertainer:

This idiot beemer driver was observed to park at the bus-stop outside Simei's East Point, open the boot, take out a paper bag and coolly disappear into the shopping centre. The contributor waited and observed for some time but the driver did not return. What an inconsiderate idiot to use a bus-stop as a convenient parking spot!

Taken at East Point at Simei. Submitted on 19 September 2006.

492. SFZ2921X

2006-10-11T08:52:00.000+08:00

Contributed by ts:

This is getting to be a popular parking spot for idiots. Not long after we featured the stupid Vios on post 451, here's a Lexus moron parking at the same place. Maybe he thought being featured on the PI blog may get him some free action with the "alternative" culture of Geylang.

Taken at Geylang Lor 33 on 13 Sep 2006 at about 7:00pm.

491. SCY7288Z

2006-10-10T09:05:00.000+08:00

Contributed by AP:

Another Valley Point moron - this selfish Merc driver thinks his car is too big for normal lots and has decided to park on a disability parking space. I think his brain is too small, so he should change his car to a toy so that they'll fit nicely together.

Taken at Valley Point on 18 September 2006.

490. SFL168R

2006-10-10T08:41:00.000+08:00

Contributed by AP:

This monkey brain obviously does not have a clue about driving MPVs. He's parked his huge assed car into the next lot, making it almost impossible for the driver in front to leave his lot. The Previa idiot also has committed a another serious traffic offence - if you look at the front of the MPV, you'll notice the front number plate is missing. The last I heard, the TP does not look very kindly at drivers with missing number plates.

Taken at Valley Point on 19 September 2006 at 12:30hrs.

489. SFE3119A

2006-10-03T08:35:00.000+08:00

Contributed by The Patriot:

This is one of those selfish morons who thinks that living in a condo excuses boorish behaviour. This baboon parks like this consistently, blocking the residents and using the building's drop off porch as his personal garage. He's even been "summoned" with a PI flyer - some people never learn!

Taken at Whitewater Condominium. Submitted on 19 September 2006.

488. YJ9924B

2006-09-30T10:36:00.000+08:00

Contributed by MrsProdrive SKC:

SIA should call this idiot up for pilot training. He can drive heavy vehicles, so can train on 747s straightaway. He's already got the parking down pat, now he only needs to be trained to fly.

Taken at East Coast Park Carpark F2. Submitted on 18 September 2006.

487. SCZ6322J

2006-09-30T10:24:00.000+08:00

Contributed by celtic:

Here's a Honda City that belongs in the Swamp. This idiot is not only parking on motorcycle lots, but also unable to park straight. The driver must have learned his skills from a drunkard.

Taken at Clementi St 11. Submitted on 18 September 2006

486. SFS3215G

2006-09-29T09:17:00.000+08:00

Contributed by Leon:

Another Sunny Idiot - these morons give all Nissan Sunny drivers a bad rep for parking. Are you guys also going down the dark path of the "Beemers and Mercs Who Can't Park Properly to Save Their Lives Club" aka Idiots Anonymous??

Submitted on 18 September 2006.

485. SFK9617H

2006-09-29T09:08:00.000+08:00

Contributed by kinjai:

Come on! Look at the size of this parking lot - even a bus could be parked properly here, but this absolute moron in a Nissan Sunny can't even get that right! Please, Sunny Idiot... give up your licence and take public transport.

Submitted on 18 September 2006.

484. SFG399S

2006-09-29T08:51:00.000+08:00

Contributed by FBI Rocket:

Looks like the idiot driver of the silver beemer can't park even when given a positive demonstration by the black beemer. No hope trying to train him - best thing is to revoke the driving license, and just give him a toy beemer to play with.

Taken at Blk 190 Toa Payoh Central MSCP on 17 September 2006 at about 10:45am.

Inconsiderate Bikers

2006-09-29T08:39:00.000+08:00

Contributed by TWK:

I know that the HDB void deck is a popular place to organise events - be they weddings, funerals, grassroots activities, etc. However, those participants should have some consideration for the other people around them, and the other users of the carpark. The pictures below show scenes of absolute inconsideration, and socially unacceptable behavior by these motorcyclists.

I would urge organisers of such activities to remind their guests and attendees to park considerately and be mindful of other people when they attend such functions.

483. GY6907E

2006-09-29T08:29:00.000+08:00

Contributed by FemiReG:

This moron van driver parked inconsiderately blocking other vehicles, including the contributor's car - and even when the contributor horned continuously did not appear to move his van. Only some 40 minutes later did the young "Ahbeng" moron turn up with his girlfriend to finally move the van. And no apologies even, just blank stares at the infuriated contributor - the girlfriend even had the gall to glare at the contributor, when informed that the illegal parking would be reported.

Sigh! These are the kind of morons given driving licences in Singapore ... perhaps the Traffic Police should incorporate a courtesy module into the highway code.

Taken at Bedok Central on 12 May 2006 at about 12:00pm.

482. GU6415D

2006-09-29T08:20:00.000+08:00

Contributed by WeeWee

This idiot van driver, an uncle class moron, had the audacity to glare at the contributor and walk off, when the contributor pointedly stared at the man for parking at the disabled parking space. Not only an idiot - a undeniably selfish idiot!

Taken at Blk 97 Bedok North St 4 carpark on 16 September 2006 at about 12:00pm.

481. SDZ4994X

2006-09-28T09:17:00.000+08:00

Contributed by T:

Now it's a Subaru - parked on motorcycle lots at Idiots Central .. I mean, Dawson Place. A gang of bikers should come and get really friendly with this idiot. Really "friendly".

Taken at Dawson Place on 17 September 2006 at about 3:00pm.

480. SQ8988H

2006-09-28T09:12:00.000+08:00

Contributed by T:

Here's a fake Lexus. The idiot Harrier owner is a wannabe Lexus showoff by sticking the emblem in place of his original Toyota emblem. No class... just like his parking.

Taken at Dawson Place on 17 September 2006 at about 3:00pm.

479. ES9997E

2006-09-28T09:07:00.000+08:00

Contributed by T:

Another idiot at Dawson Place who thinks his Honda is not a car but a bike. The authorities should remove 2 of his wheels as bikes are only supposed to have 2 wheels.

Taken at Dawson Place on 17 September 2006 at about 3:00pm.

478. SFS3883C

2006-09-28T09:00:00.000+08:00

Contributed by T:

Dawson Place is fast becoming the hotspot for parking idiots - soon to take over Suntec City. Check out this idiot Beemer and the next 3 cars. Morons of a common feather flock together.

Taken at Dawson Place on 17 September 2006 at about 3:00pm.

477. SDE6168L

2006-09-28T08:53:00.000+08:00

Contributed by tenchi_sensi:

Here's a rare Renault idiot parking out of his lot - and got "summoned" by our contributor - for inconveniencing the driver of the next lot! Note the flyer on the windscreen. Well, idiot - enjoy the photo of your car! Learn to park properly in future!

Taken at Blk 275 Tampines St 22. Submitted on 17 September 2006.

476. SGF5194B

2006-09-28T08:43:00.000+08:00

Contributed by Shawn L:

Another photo that makes you go: hmmm......

What kind of ninny parks like this and not realise that his car may just be parked funny? And can just walk away like this? If this idiot thinks that this is normal parking, I shudder to think how he parks on other days!

Taken at the HDB Hub at Toa Payoh on 2 September 2006.

475. S4704CD

2006-09-28T08:32:00.000+08:00

Contributed by Neighbour:

A diplomat not being very diplomatic by parking like an idiot. Whatever country you are from, this is not the way to park. Please submit yourself for a highway code retest - asap.

Taken at The Hillside condo. Submitted on 16 September 2006.

474. SGB2007A

2006-09-28T08:21:00.000+08:00

Contributed by Ah Pui:

The Merc idiots are back in action, after feeling left out by the beemers, toyotas and nissans. And here is another monkey-brain parked in a lot big enough for his car, but not having the skill or the consideration to park within it.

Taken at Sheraton Tower on 12 September 2006 at about 1:45pm.