tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228857552009-03-01T10:59:50.249-06:00Welcome! Each post is from a different character. So enjoy, and reader's discretion is advised.Courtcourt@pointsincase.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22885755.post-1166653209540357572006-12-20T16:18:00.000-06:002006-12-20T16:20:09.556-06:00

..............................I love you.

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Dear Wayne,Hi.You're probably wondering who this letter is from. I want to tell you and I will one day, but now is not the right time.What I can say, is that I really admire that you work for the city and how you clean all my parks. This is really hard for me to write this letter to you. I never really planned to write you; but one day while I was watching you leave Heritage Hills soccer

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Dear Ronny,My dad found a job and we are moving away. I have to break up with you.The reason I am writing you this letter, instead of telling you in person is because I am afraid you will get really upset and you might hit me. I know we’ve only been together for 2 months now but I know you have a short temper and even though you say you don’t remember cuz you were drunk, but you have hit me

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Dear Chuck,Hey thanks for the lift yesterday to work - Really appreicated that.Is your phone line down right now? I'm trying to call you but it says the number isn't in service!? What's going on with that?Anyways, the reason I'm emailing is because I need a favor from you. As you know, for the past couple years my son Drew and I square off to see who can out prank each other. I know you're

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Date: Nov 9, 2006 12:33 ESTFrom: John Bell {John&Cindy@home.net}To: WallyTheMagician@magic.comSubject: Re:Magician for hireDear Walter,You sound great!!See you this Saturday then!John.Date: Nov.7, 2006 5:49 ESTFrom: WallyTheMagician@magic.comTo: John&Cindy@home.netSubject: Magician for hireJohn,Got your call on my machine. Currenly on vacation right now hence the email.So you're looking for a

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Dear Diary,So yesterday I'm sitting in the family room bored out of my mind.As I was flipping around on the tube, I couldn't help but think that I'm almost 30. Jesus christ man. Almost fucking 30. I also thought about what my dad was doing when he was thirty. He had a wife and already the first of three children. He had already spent 2 years in the army where he learned to fly fighter jets.

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Dear Son,The monster under your bed is named Lord Helmut.He was once a man in the 14th century before he was crufied as a witch and set on fire at the cross. As he was burning alive he quicky managed to make a pack with the devil. The deal was he would survive the burning in exchange for his soul.And so he lost his soul.Lonely, he roamed around earth for several decades. And with no soul he

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Hi Jonathan, your mother, being a single parent, has invited me into your house today to talk to you about the birds and the bees. She feels this kind of discussion should be between yourself and another male.Instead of a boring talk like I got when I was a kid, I thought it would be more interesting to put on a video presentation for you.Also, just because I am your neighbor, doesn't mean that

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Thursday, October 12, 2006Miss Janice TaylorHuman Resource Director765 Wellington Street East Dear Miss Taylor,Hello, my name is Dennis Harris and I am delighted to be applying for the Children's Entertainer position. I became aware of the position online at your company's website.I believe being a clown is my destiny. The past 15 years has given me much experience...but in a reality that I call

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Dear Mr. R. Carpenter,I figured I'd email you instead of playing another round of fuckin' phone tag. Until that sweet day comes, when I can finally own a female cyborg with a sweet pair of tits and a brain that is only programmed to insert my sweet nuts into her mouth all day long,....technology will remain annoying.And I'll continue to complain.Anyways Han Solo, lets get down to business: You

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From: Chaz {GetHERdone@hotmail.com}To: Bobby {Bobby2hotty@gmail.com}, Heather {Tits45@hotmail.com}, Johnny {J-AIDS@hotmail.com}Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 4:34 PMSubject: Lets do this!Hey Comedy Troupe!Finally after a full year of auditioning....I finally got us our first GIG!!!.....well kind of.As you guys know my sister for the past few years has been struggling with crack addiction and

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Dear Father,Long time, no talk.How are things? Its been what? 9 years since I last talked to you. You dead yet old man? haha.I'm doing well for myself.... Real well actually.Finally found myself a woman.Surprised? "About time" you're thinking to yourself? That's right, all those years when you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me I was a queer...now who's the queer?Shes crazy in bed

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Dear Little Jakey,I'm writing this letter (and don't worry, no big words allowed) to you because I have some bad news to tell you: I'm sorry, but you won't be able to come over anymore for your after school daily royal rumble wrestling matches. :-(Over the next couple of weeks you're probably going to hear all kinds of things about "what happened to the man down the hall". Some may tell you I

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Dear Horatio,Your son Felix found a picture of you sleeping on the world wide web.Why didn't you tell your a celebrity??Why were you on world wide web??? Felix google you. Are you a real celbrity now?Sometime i wonder why we divorce. Maybe you want to come back home please?I love,Antonia...........

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Dear Tanner's!We are the Wilson's and this letter is telling you to please leave the neighborhood IMMEDIATELY!!!We Realize you've just moved in, but you have no idea what SICK and HORRIBLE things are going on!!Your god damn children's lifes are in DANGER!!!!!For our family, it all started back when we just recently moved on the block. We have two teenagers - Ryan and Samantha.Ryan was the first

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*drop smoke bomb...once smoke is half cleared, release doves into air.*Erika and Derek pop up through hidden floor trap.Derek: Greetings Doomed Guests!Derek: Erika and I are honored you have come to our ceremony. I wouldpersonally like to thank my parents for NOT coming. I hate you both Ted andJanet...*lower house lights and bring up red spotlightDerek: For hell is a long journey and the pain

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Dear Linda,Got your email. Sounds like you had a great vacation. It's always good to get away from the officenow and then. I totally need one myself.I can't believe you got your period on the plane. I can say (knock on wood) that's never happened to me...yet! ha ha.Anyways, you would never guess what happened yesterday.I was on my lunch break and decided to go for a walk. It was such a nice day

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Can I get everyone's attention please? (wait for silence) Thank you.I'd like to thank all my friends for coming to my 37th birthday party! I realize turning 37 isn't really a big deal, but I still feel honored that you guys were able to join me.It took me a long time to get everything organized here. I spent all night blowing up these colorful balloons. And if you haven't noticed yet, there

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Dear Grandpa,It is two weeks now and Lisa is still missing.I just wanted to thank you. I was blind to see what was going on and totally needed that break to realize how stupid I was being.So when are you going to come and visit next?I miss you so much.Love,Your GrandsonP.S. Thanks for the birthday card. I keep it under my pillow with me every night.

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Dear Grandson,First of all, Happy Belated Birthday! I hope you enjoyed my card. I hand crafted it just for you and it took me a very long time to do. It was hard work with my tired old hands; somedays their strong, somedays their not.So your father tells me you're starting to socialize with the fellow ladies at your school?Way back in the day when I was your age, it was still very inappropriate

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Dear Diary,Oh my god, TODAY was the most exciting day of my entire life!!I just finished rescuing a princess!!!Her name is Leia and oh man is she hot! So hot in fact, that Han Solo and I made a little bet between us to see which of us is going to nail her first.I can't stop thinking about her - I've already masturbated thinking about her. It's funny, 3CP0 walked in on me when I was beating off

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Dear Sarah, Michelle and Lisa;Ladies, ladies, ladies....What can I say? How flattered I am to receive such affection from such beautiful babies.Because of you, my room is now full of roses, chocolates and love letters. My dad jokes around that he should of named me Romeo but he's just a jealous fag.I must admit, this isn't the first time the female gender has fallen so hard for yours truly.My

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Dude!!!Okay so yesterday I'm delievering groceries at a costumers house. The lady dude goes to the bathroom and I hear some crazy noises coming from upstairs. So I go check it out in this one bedroom and dude.... Jackpot!!!!They got this sex nympho chick tied to the bed! Must be the daughter or something. Anyways, shes asking me to fuck her like hundred times! Oh man, I almost did but then I

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BEFOREAFTER.............

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