Spiffy Randomness

IMBC 21: Backup Blog

2008-04-21T11:34:00.000-07:00

Seriously. I was hoping we'd be done with this shit by now. YOU PEOPLE CANNOT DEFEAT ME. I AM ALPHA. I AM OMEGA. I AM BANJO. FEEL MY PUPPETY WRATH!

So, I just got my other magic cards yesterday. Ho-lee shit, I forgot what exactly I had. One of my combos are as follows:

You put out a Cowardice, which is a 3 Colorless, 2 blue mana cost enchantment that makes it so when any creature is targeted, it returns to its owner's hand. Then, put out lightning greaves, which is an artifact equipment that equips for 0. Ornithopter is a free 0/2 Flying artifact, so you put that out. Equip the greaves to the ornithopter, and since it's a target of the greaves, it goes to your hand. Put it back out, repeat. Each time you play it, that counts as a spell. Then, play Mind's Desire, which is a 6 mana blue spell that makes you shuffle your library, remove the top card of the library from the game, and play it as though it were from your hand, but without paying it's mana cost. It also has Storm, which means you can do this for EVERY SPELL YOU'VE PLAYED THIS TURN. If you have platinum angel, Like I do, you can't lost the game. It's specifically printed on the card. So, play your entire library. This includes playing a card called Brainfreeze, which makes your opponent drop 3 cards from the top of their library. It ALSO has storm. So, your opponent is forced to drop probably ALL of their deck, winning you the game.

Also, drop in some genesis chambers, and every time you play a creature (every time ornithopter comes into play) you get a 1/1 creature token. That's an unlimited amount of creatures. Put in Krark Clan Ironworks, and you can sacrifice those 1/1s for 2 mana each. Unlimited creatures, unlimited mana, and WHY NOT. Let's throw in four Broodstars. 8 colorless 2 blue, with affinity for artifacts (costs 1 colorless mana less for each artifact you control), which brings it down to 2 blue mana. It's power and toughness are equal to how many artifacts you control, so it's a BIG creature. And it has flying.

Good stuff.

Tim

IMBC 34: Singing Viking

2007-05-04T23:07:00.001-07:00

I guess I should write a blog entry for today. That seems important.

Today was pretty nice. I did nothing in my second period, mainly because we had a substitute teacher. In third period, we were showing off our different circuits we designed. There were some phenomenal ideas, and some… not so phenomenal. In fourth period (Spanish), we had a Cinco de Mayo party, consisting of watching Night at the Museum (I really hate both Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller, but from what I’ve seen, it isn’t that bad of a movie), eating a smorgasbord of different foods, and relaxing. In my art class (fifth period), I worked on my entry for the schools art competition. It’s going to be from the comic. I might even use it as the last panel in one of the upcoming comics. Sixth period was math (Meh), and during seventh, I worked on making pants for the 3D Version of my comic character. Then, after I got home, dad took of to Chehalis for the weekend and left me with a hundred bucks. Ben, Andy, and I decided to go watch Hot Fuzz. Now, there are many people out there saying that Hot Fuzz wasn’t that good of a movie. Well, after watching said movie, all three of us got up, looked at each other, and said, in unison, “That was the SHIT!”

Then, super epic high fives were exchanged.

Nick, Ben, Andy, and I are working on something right now. Only a select few know about it, and I think I’m finally going to leak some information about it. We are starting a videogame production company called Singing Viking Productions. We’ve been thinking about it for some time now, and we’ve finally decided to bring our plans to fruition. There is a small office building (only about as wide as my living room) across the street from our local donut shop, a gas station, a Chinese restaurant, and my dad’s friend’s house. It used to be a foot doctor clinic, but the building is for rent. So, we’ve decided we want to rent it. If Nick can supply most of the money, we can pay him back, but it shouldn’t cost too much money. It does, after all, have feet painted on it. We will be giving it a new paint job.

God, I love change.

~Dr. Tim

IMBC 32: A Backup

2007-05-03T08:17:00.000-07:00

Well, hello there good people. I have things of the sharing kind.

In DGR-X, the club itself, we are planning something awesome. I don’t want to give too much, but let’s just say it’s a sort of hunt. A hunt where the person with the most wins. And you can use any deadly object that has ever been made by any being as a weapon. I will tell you this; the main subject of the hunt begins with a Z, and rhymes with zombie.

I think I might have said too much.

Yea, we’re planning a Dead Rising Zombie Off. Each contestant has 15 minutes to bag as many zombies as he or she possibly can (we have a few hot gamer babes in our midst), and you can use any weapon in the game, and go anywhere. In the end, we’ll have two systems with Dead Rising set up, and the top two people will go head to head. The person on top wins… something. We don’t know yet.

On a more ‘ugly, ugly, kill it with fire ugly’ note, SomethingAwful houses some of the most unfortunate looking human beings ever to walk this Earth. I mean seriously. You want proof? Go here. That should be proof enough. Man, I’m browsing these pictures, and these people need to groom. And bathe. And trim down. And get plastic surgery. I mean, I’m not one for looks, but this is seriously good for your self esteem. If ever you doubt your sexiness, peruse through the droves of failed abortions and feel your self image rising.

Hank has talked me into putting up some sort of commenting system, so I can get some feedback from you guys. I’m sure the wonder twins (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) will misuse said system, but I’ll find some sort of IP blocking system. I always find a way. I am Timmy after all.

Well, that’s good enough for tonight. Remember; Pants go on the outside.

~Dr. Tim

IMBC 22: Close Call

2007-04-22T22:30:00.000-07:00

(Just in case, I'm posting here)

Well, tonight was a close one. I didn’t get back until about 15 minutes ago. My dad and I went over to his fiancée’s house to watch possibly the most stupid movie I’ve ever seen.

Curse of the Golden Flower is stupid. Mind numbingly stupid. And it was starring Chow Yun Fat. Words fail me. Chow Yun Fat is a great actor. I think he was awesome in his last few films. But the only way that this movie could have been more stupid is if Uwe Boll was the director, and it was starring Halle Berry, Lindsey Lohan, and Jack Thompson. Before watching this, I didn’t really believe in ocular rape. I can see the error of my ways.

I do believe it’s time to talk about awesome web comics. There’s Always Porn (TAP) is awesome. It has boobs, sarcasm, delightful racism, and zombie sex. Is there anything better than any of those?

Another great comic is Lucid TV. Imagine Scrubs (the television show, not the attire). Now, put it in web comic form. Then add more funny. That is basically the epitome of Lucid TV.

Speaking of comics, I have finished sketching the next page of the comic, and I’m on to the inking phase. There is a zombie in the next page, so it should be somewhat cool. I think that somewhere in the next few pages, I’m going to go ahead and throw in a colored page. It kind of swerves off of the path of the style of the comic, but I like it when I can use pretty colors to portray my ideas. Plus, I get more readers that way.

Shit. My wireless internet just fell off. I’m hoping it starts back up by the time this is done.

CONNECTION ESTABLISHED!

Whew. That was definitely a close one. It’s 10:30 right now, and I needed to be in bed about 2 hours ago, so I can’t just go ask dad to restart the router.

Also, there is a fucking mosquito flying around my desk, and I am going to destroy it.

Off to kill,

~Dr. Tim

IMBC 3: Crappy Nets

2007-04-03T14:17:00.001-07:00

Alright, well… I’m not sure how much time I’ll have to post this. Charter internet all over Walla Walla has been on the fritz today, and I don’t know how long I’ll be online.

Went to Andy’s last night, and played a Nerf and Amtgard game with Marc (the guy making my toad hat), and Clinton (giant German Mormon), then Marc finished working on my hat. He should have it done by either today or tomorrow, and when I get it, I’ll post a picture. Should be good for a few laughs.

I didn’t get the comic cover done last night, because I was at Andy’s, but I might get it done by tomorrow. Thursday I’m hosting my party, and from what I’ve been thinking about, I think we might have one gigantic Amtgard war. Like, 10 people per team, spell casters, ballistae, catapults, the whole nine yards. Then, Starcraft LAN party.

Anyone from DGR-X that might be reading this, the next meeting is going to probably be on April 20^th, which I believe is a Friday, and if it isn’t, it’ll probably be on the Saturday after that (or April 21^st).

So, last night at Andy’s, we are all sitting around watching Clint play Half Life 2 on the big screen TV that Andy has. Clint is dying a lot, and that’s not surprising. But he hits Nova Prospekt, and he’s outside shooting the gunner ships. He shoots an RPG at one of them, the missile disappears behind a building, and he figures the Gunner shot it down. He turns around. Now, the RPG’s in Half Life 2 can be controlled and guided with the laser sight on your rocket launcher. He turns around, and the laser is pointing on the ground in front of him. We hear some white noise, the screen turns red, and we realize that Clint is being shot out of the level. We didn’t even hit the peak of his height before the game reloaded itself. Good times were had.

Well, that’s it for the night I guess. SEEYA LATER!

~Tim DR.

WC: 348

IMBC Numbah 2: DGRX NO LOADING?

2007-04-02T13:56:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another edition of IMBC. For some unknown reason, DGRX is down, as is Defcon1, my webhost. So far, today has been pretty uneventful. I've been cleaning my room all day (MY GOD, I HAVE A FLOOR), and I've been watching Scrubs. I believe I have around 78 episodes on my computer. I'm a bit of a fan, I guess.

The picture from yesterday was the cover of the comic book I'm working on. It probably won't be out for a while, but once I get some time, I'm going to finish most of my sketching. It's going to be based off of the GURPS campaign I've been running for the last few months. It's going to start with Ben's flaming hobo character (Not the one on the front), and proceed through Nick's character, Andy's character, and onto my character (the guy on the front), where everyone meets up in the one town.

I should have the completed cover up tomorrow, and the first page up two days after that. It's my spring break, so I've got a crapload of time on my hands, and not really a lot to do with it. Thursday through Saturday, my friends will be partying at my house, seeing as my dad is going to be out of town and hates it when I'm at home alone for more than a day at a time. So, he told me to have a party. My dad is awesome.

Andy's coming over in a little bit and we're going to organize an airsoft/amtgard game. So, PEACE!

~Tim DR.

WC: 349

Tired of Emo

2006-12-25T09:59:00.000-08:00

Back to being Timmy now. Only angrier.

FUCK Y'ALL.
~Tim

GURPS

2006-12-19T21:04:00.000-08:00

Well, I've started a GURPS campaign, and it's going to be pretty fucked up.

So far, we've got my character (Kahl Timme, also known as the Snowflake Ninja), Ben's character (Nebben, the flaming hobo), and Nick's character (Cinshe, Psychomage). We are on the planet Lyra, which is broken. In fact, the only parts left are the surface itself (which is basically a floating island), and it's chewy magma center. The planet was torn apart by a dimensional rift, and the rift is just now spitting itself back out. Because of that, pieces and parts of the planet and it's inhabitants are just now reappearing and gaining their memory. Unfortunately, there are small errors, such as dungeons, portals, bacteria, and organisms from other dimensions and galaxies are coming with it.

We appear out of our homeworlds into a tavern that recently popped up, and it is a mess. There is a Scottish man who looks like Jesus, two small Midgets, and a lone baby in the corner. And the bartender. On the wall is a board of jobs, which people have recently been filled in by returned citizens. First, we went to a camera shoot for a strange man. We were given $100 each to be photographed as the town's newest heroes (we hadn't even done anything yet, that should have tipped us off right there). The man stands under the camera shroud, clicks the camera, and a tentacle shoots out of the camera and locks onto my face. Ben attempted to grab onto the tentacle to torch it (Innate Flame Touch), but failed to ignite it. I grab onto it and rip it out of the camera, only to watch the man's skin fall to the ground and his insides shoot out of the camera, along with 99 more tentacles and the form of a giant head that seemed to be made out of hundreds of smaller heads. Nick switched bodies with the monster and held its body still as we attacked it. Ben was able to destroy it's tentacles and I killed the head. We salvaged another $75 from the pockets of the skin.

After that, we returned to the tavern to find that the baby had doubled, and there was a man in leather pants that had appeared. We left to go take a job at a mansion. The old man there stated that his butler had just passed away and that we would get $100 if we watched him for the night. Upon entering the mansion, we noticed that there was a giant staircase that led upward to a huge door, and the staircase split into two stairs that led to the left and right wings. He seemed to be sitting on a giant, marble throne. In fact, the entire mansion seemed to be made out of marble, but who cares. He's rich. Ben gave him a bath (SUCK THAT, BEN) and I guarded the halls, as Nick prepared dinner. The old man was quite lax on what he cooked, as long as he added this red "sauce" that had to be added to all of his meals, and it had to be cooked under 400 degrees or it would instantly evaporate and it would need to be recooked. So we eat, and we put him to bed. There seemed to be another throne in his room, but then again, he's still rich. We also noticed that his bed was also made of marble. He said that we had quarters next to his room and across from his room. We laid down and were almost to sleep, until we heard a small screeching noise, much like something dragging across a stone floor. Both Nick and I went to our doors, and slowly opened them. Whatever it was that was moving stopped abruptly, and we moved into the hall. Nick checked out the old man's room while I checked out Ben's room. At the the entrance to Ben's room, it looked like someone had wrinkled a carpet, except for the fact that the floor was marble.

MORE LATER.

~Tim.

ATTENTION

2006-09-18T21:23:00.001-07:00

Everyone who reads this, and plays D&D, go here.

http://wawarp.proboards105.com/index.cgi

This is Nick, Drew, and my forum. We play D&D, and we need people. Get the word out.

If you need to make a character quickly and easily, you can go here:

http://www.pathguy.com/cg35.htm

Join us.

~TimCo.

I'm Money, Baby!

2006-09-18T17:50:00.000-07:00

I got these in a pack today. It might not show it, but they are ALL SHINY.

IN THE SAME PACK.

I am fucking king. I guess you get rewarded for working hard, every once in a while. Well, as you might not have guessed by the above picture, I do indeed play UFS. In fact, my PA cards should be coming in soon, and I already have an Astoroth deck. In my opinion, he might be a crpapy character in Soul Caliber, but he makes an AWESOME UFS DECK. 30 health, 6 card hand, and I've done over 50 damage with his power attack (Powerful:3).

As soon as I get Sir Quacks-A-Lot, you all are mine.

Seesya later.
~Tim

Damnit, Not Again

2006-09-17T20:52:00.000-07:00

Yea, yea. Lazy douche, I'm horrible, blah blah blah.

Welcome back.

To anyone coming here from eCritters, leaving was a personal decision. I've been on since it started (I mean that quite literally) and I have no desire to go back. Although having my own Anti-Fan Club was kinda awesome. Plus, having 6 people in my room laughing at my Anti-Fan Club was just kickass.

I'm gonna try to post at least once per day, in preperation for IMBC. I'm hoping that I can convince Hank and Beefy to start earlier next year. The comic... isn't coming along so great. Basically it's got Randomness Syndrome, where I don't update when I need to. Or ever. I only have 2 1/2 comics at the moment. I guess I'll just have to try harder, and actually make a work schedule for myself.

To anyone who still reads this,
Bye.
~Tim

Almost There

2006-08-19T22:41:00.000-07:00

Tim: "Ladies love button mashers."
Andy: "How do you figure?"
Tim: "BUTTON mashers."
Andy: "Oh. OH. Damn. You're like the luckiest bastard in the world then."
Tim: "You know it."

Hey everyone. Then site for DGR-X is up and running, thanks to Thomas "Deathbob." He's a brilliant programmer, the FBLA President this year at Walla Walla High School, and is currently working on a program to calculate pi. I did the Splash screen for the program he made. I suggest you go to his site, download BackPi, and help him in his cause.

I'll link the new site when I get the newest comics up, and that'll take a while, because my fingers are covered in blisters. Stick around.
~TimCo

DGR-X

2006-08-10T23:01:00.000-07:00

Alright, first things first. You know that gamer club I have talked about on the blog? DGR-X? Well, Since this is Senior Year at Walla Walla High School, all but one of the original council members have graduated, and moved on to better things. Well, one remained, Eric "Wheezer." He's the one that got me a copy of Oblivion. So, as you can see, we are good friends. Well, Andy has talked to him, and now he's a Council Membr this year. I talked to Andy, and he hooked me up with the third council seat. Hells yea. This is good news, as I get to do the poster artwork, which means my art will be portrayed all over campus.

Good news number two:

New comic. Looking back at the HUGE ARCHIVE OF RANDOMNESS (all seven comics), I have decided to call it quits on Randomness. This is so I can create a new comic, aptly named DGR-X. It will be about only a few people: Ben, Andy, Shawnna, and I. Only us. Don't ask for a spot in the comic. I have the scanner in my room now, so it will be much easier and less time consuming to make comics now. After the first few comics, I will decide when my update schedule will be.

Good news number three:

We are getting out own webspace! My good friend T.J. is going to hook Ben and I up with some free webspace, which we will use as our base of operations. Thank you very much, T.J.!

Well, I told you about the whole poster thing with DGR-X, and here is a 1280x1024 version of our first poster:

That's all I have for now. Enjoy the comic and the layout.
~Timme

Undead Fun

2006-08-10T11:28:00.000-07:00

My faith in good videogames has been restored. I have downloaded the demo for Dead Rising off of Xbox Live Marketplace. Best game EVER. Especially if you can find the secret katana. All you have to do is go to the second floor food court and jump down on an awning on the first floor. And there it is. With this weapon you can literally slice the zombies into itty bitty pieces. And the gore, Good Lord the gore! Just make sure you either have the leggo head or the care bears mask on as you do this. I will be buying this game at my earliest convenience.

Once again sorry about the lack of comics, as I still do not possess a working scanner. So, unless one of you "loyal" fans feel the need to send me one, the comics gonna still have to wait.

~Ben

Cleaning Up the Workspace

2006-08-09T01:33:00.000-07:00

As you may notice in the next few days, I'm going to be changing the site around. Stick around see how I fuck things up.

~Timme

I Hate Beings

2006-07-31T11:51:00.000-07:00

Tim: "SELLING VigorRing 900K!!!"
Player: *Enters shop, leaves immediately*
Tim: "So... wait... did you NOT want the ring for extremely cheap? Or did you think I was lying about what I was selling? Or are you, perhaps, retarded, and don't know how to purchase things?"
Player: "I was just checking to see what you had."
Tim: "..... Wait.... wait.... no. My brain cannot process this. Please leave."

Seriously, I'm starting to hate FlyFF.

Ok, maybe not the game itself. But the retarded cockholes that play it. Yea, I'm pretty sure that's it.

I was just minding my own business, killing some of these little plant things called Wagsaacs, and it dropped three things: Some gold (penya), A BlueHoney (Quest Item I needed), and a ring, called a VigorRing. Now, I read this name, and it takes me a second to figure out what it is for. I think, "I've seen this before, in shops... how much was it worth?" So I go look in the marketplace at some user shops, and I see the very same ring..... FOR 1.5 MIL. Holy shit, I had struck it big. I immediately set up shop, and in big, capital letters, put "SELLING VIGORRING 1.3MIL!"

20 minutes pass. In this twenty minutes, it has plainly said "SELLING VIGORRING 1.3MIL!" at the top of my shop. People have come and left. I would like to think of what was going through there heads.

'OMGZ, I WONDER IF MAYBE HES LYING. I BET HE HAS MORE STUFF IN THERE.'

...

'NOPE. GUESS NOT.'

In the next 3 hours, I drop the price down to 500k. No buyers. Finally, somone says they'll buy it for 250k, and I'm only too happy to oblige. I have like 466k, which is enough to start a guild at level 40, which I am currently not at. I think I'm at 25. Oh well.

OTHER THINGS.

Donnie is FINE! No Lupus, only Canine Acnea. Which is awsome, because it would have broken Angus's heart if we had to put her down. Now he can.. be... attacked... all he wants. Really, It's a love-hate relationship. He love-hates her, she love-hates him.

Also, I modded my Airsoft gun, by putting a piece of black, hard plastic tube that I got as a pair of nunchucks I got from a balloon stampede. It is now much more accurate, and has a further range! YAY FOR TIMMY.

Well, that's all for now.
~Timme

Hittin' the RP Scene

2006-07-25T19:39:00.000-07:00

Tim: "Andy, you are a text racist."
Andy: "K.... k.... k."

Well, I hath finished with the Beefy fanart, containing Paige, Beefy, and Jones (who is SECRETLY MY FAVORITE).

I'm good.

Anyways, on our little RP site, Wawarp, We've been trying to get a game going, but we only have like 3 or 4 people right now willing to play. So, you people need to get on the ball, make some characters, and play with us. Come on. We needs teh help.

More later. Nick and I are gonna FlyFF.

Seeya.
~Tim

Ownzing teh Competition

2006-07-24T01:26:00.000-07:00

*Airsoft'd in the forehead*
Ben: "DAMNIT, TIM! FUCK YOU IN THE FACE!"
*Airsoft'd in the forehead*
Ben: "DAHR!"

I have something to say that I didn't mention earlier. I am... perhaps not a god... but some form of omniscient being, when it comes to airsoft. It is almost like I am making love with the pain I inflict on my opponents. I also have some sort of quarrel with Ben's forehead, because I single-handedly caused like 5 BBs to hit Ben squarely in the forehead, and I shot him twice in the goggles. I am awsome. I can gloat freely about this, because he is out of town, fagging it up in Roseburg. So HAH, BEN! FUCK YOU AND YOUR NOT-HEREIENESS!

Since coming back, I have caught up on Beefy's Just Another Lazy Podcast (SOUNDSPERIMENT!) and I believe that you should, too. Awsome music choices, great humor, and, well, Beefy and Jones are sexy beasts. And if Beefy and Jones are sexy, then Paige and Amy are Bee-fucking-eautiful. And when Paige squeeks, it sounds like they're murdering a cat. It's true. So GO THERE NOW!

I really haven't had any time to draw as of late, with watching the pups, and the hassle of my internet constantly fucking me in the ass, and my scanner being in dad's room. I think I need a job, because I know for a fact that he isn't going to let me put it in my room. Plus, I'm gonna need some money for insurance, college funds, etc. This next year is going to suck.

Speaking of things taking up my time, have you guys heard of FlyFF? It's an awsome game. I'll have to type up like a guide for it, because without help from others, it's a pretty fucking confusing game. But when you get it down, it's an awsome game. You can get like 10 people in a party as you bring up your party level, and you can fly at level 20. You can fly. Fucking Fly. In the air. And that's a good thing. If you get on, I'm on the first server, my character name is KahlTimme. Get on, give me a message. I'll hook you up.

Well, I have run out of things to say.
~TIMME

P.S. I'm working on a fanart for the podcast. Beefy, you need to get a picture of Amy on your site. And you. Get snappin'.

Character Profiles

2006-07-21T11:46:00.000-07:00

Here are some pictures of my pups.

Close-up of Donnie (Stradonia, previously Strider. She's Russian.)
Headshot of Donnie
Lazy Angus
Donnie taking the limelight
Lazy Donnie
Angus' Snout

Player Two has Entered the Game

2006-07-20T22:14:00.000-07:00

Ben: "What cereal do cats eat?"
Tim: "Babies. Always babies."

Hey fan. Boy am I a cock. I can't believe that I simply haven't updated in a month... or two... I really haven't checked.

Well, the party was fucking rad. We played Amtgaurd all weekend, In which Ben, Nick, and I dominated. We also played Halo, but that wasn't really the big part of the weekend. The Monday after that, My dad, My grandma, and I drove up to Pasco, and I waited two hours to depart from the Pasco Airport to leave to Denver, then to Oklahoma City (Damn, I haven't posted in a while). Now, I was originally supposed to have a two hour lay-over in Denver, so that I could find my gate. I usually stop in Mormon Central, Utah (they call it Salt Lake City; I know better), so I was kind of new to the Denver Airport. Well, My flight was two hours late. I get to Denver, and I have 5 minutes to book it from one side of the airport to the other. I mean this literally: I arrived at gate 58, I was SUPPOSED to depart at gate 18. So I run. And pant. And *inhaler*. And make it to gate 18, where I find no one. I look around, and find out I have to run 10 gates back. Fucking Pasco flight bitch doesn't know how to do her job, and gave me the wrong gate. So, I get to my gate, and sleep all of the way to Oklahoma.

5 weeks, the buying of 3 pairs of headphones and a beanbag chair, and my lil' bro's 4th birthday pass.

I'm here. I arrived on Saturday. Oh, and I forgot to mention before: I have a brand new little wolf puppy named Strider (not fucking ARAGORN, Nick). We named her Strider because at the time, we thought she was a he, and both of our dogs were gay. Now that she has realized that we thought she was a dude, she's been kind of pissy. Unfortunately, she has major swelling around the lips and nose. Her eyes were swelling too, but they've gone down. So has the nose. The bad part about this, aside from us learning that she was in fact a girl (dad never figured to look), she might have a form of Lupus that dogs get. Lupus is an autoimmune disease that tricks the body into attacking it's own systems and organs. My uncle Gary has had it for a few years now, and he is in a state of constant pain. If she has it, she is going to have to take daily steroids (that kind I have to take when I have really bad asthma attacks) and we might have to put her down. The good news is that we haven't given her anything, and it's starting to clear up on it's own, so it may just be canine acnea, which is a dog form of bad acne, which goes away after a while. Lupus does not.

Here's to hoping.

In other news, I've gotten into Airsoft. There's just something about shooting your friends legally that puts a spring in one's step. And I'm damn good with a shotgun. With long-range, heavy duty BB's.

Well, I'll try to post later. Don't get your hopes up.
~Timme

And He Doth Return...eth

2006-07-05T17:54:00.001-07:00

Yo! Sorry about the lack of posts lately, but I was in California without access to either internet or any other computer related goodness. I also apologize about the lack of promised comics with the coming of summer. This was impossible for the fact that I was in California, and that I have no working scanner. As soon as I can gain access to one of these necessary pieces of technology I will pick up the pace and quit dissapointing all my devoted fans out there...if I have any left.

~Ben out.

FTP (For the party)

2006-05-28T09:33:00.000-07:00

There is one small covercharge at the door:

A pack of ramen.

And maybe some Mountain Dew.

Or like Safeway Select's Mountain Breeze.

But Ramen is a must.

Also, if you have Ampgaurd weapons, bring them. We won't have enough for everyone if we decide to deathmatch.

Well, I have french toast sticks waiting. Goodbye.
~Timme

Tim is a LAZY WHORE

2006-05-25T23:03:00.000-07:00

"LOOK AT ME BEING REPRESSED!"
~Nick's Monty Python Math spoof

Yes, Gentlemen and Andy, I am still alive. I don't have a lot of time, as I need sleep. I hurt... things.. lifting weights today, and need to cool down and rest. Just a little bit of an update.

Shawnna's Birthday is next weekend, and I'm working on a poster for her. I hope to tan. It's a water party, and I am harder to cook than babies. My 17th B'Day Party is coming up the week after Shawnna's, to celebrate my 17th birthday, Ben's 17th birthday, and the end of that shitter known as school. The party is from the 9th-11th at my house. Drop me a line if you think you could make it. Bring at least a bag of top ramen. It's the food of god's.

At the party, we will have several things ranging from Halo 2 to SSBM, from Guild Wars to Gunz, and everything else. We are holding an Ampgaurd tournament, a level 20 D&D deathmatch, and a giant game of ultimate frisbee.

Now: What is Ampgaurd?

Imagine you have weapons.

Imagine there are people.

Add the two together.

That's what.

There are certain rules. No hitting on the head, fingers (on weapons), or feet (when touching the ground), no attempting to break or jump on weapons, and only use weapons that are wrapped with at least 2 layers of some kind of foam or cushion, although Kendo Sticks are allowed. If you get hit in a limb, you lose it. Hit in 2 limbs, you are out. Hit in the chest, you are out. Truces between players are allowed and encouraged in the spirit of sportsmanship.

We will have weapons for loan, but here is an easy way to make your own.

Get:

A long sock or trash bag for cover.
A peice of PVC pipe about 3 - 6 in. shorter than the cover when stretched out, depending on the size of weapon.
Foam (at least 1 in. wide, make sure you have enough to cover your weapon).
Duct Tape or Packaging Tape

1. Wrap the foam around the bottom and top of the PVC pipe, like you would make a sword (or whatever weapon you want). Wrap around twice.

2. Tape the foam tight.

3. Cover with... cover.

4. Test (hit someone).

Experiment, and enjoy! Be creative.

Also, Ben and I might be going with Beefy and Jones to PAX this summer. Drop by and chat if you see us.

Well, seeya alls around.
~The Timme
P.S. Podcast up soon.

Don't Hurt Me!

2006-05-25T19:32:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I sorta made this (a while ago)just in case something like this were to happen, and by "like this" I mean look at my last post. I am sincerely sorry about the lack here, and I promise, with the end of school the rate of comics will increase greatly.

Lazy Ass Filler

~Ben
I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!

I Hate the School System

2006-05-15T22:11:00.000-07:00

Sorry about the lack of posts and anything not crap recently. Although in my defense, school is out in only a couple weeks, which means this is when all the teachers pile on tons of homework. On top of the piles of homework you didn't do earlier that has to be done or the cosmos will explode. This is also the point at which my parents start organizing barbeques, which of course I am forced to assist with.

And by assist with I mean Weed-Whacking for five straight hours with minimal hydration. If you know live in Walla Walla, you know of the unseasonably hot weather we are having right now. I was completely out of it by the time I finished. I tried to convince some poor cashier that the $50 I was giving him was really a $20 in disguise.

I am sad to say this, but this also means there will most likely be a lack of updates for a couple weeks until this whole "school" thing blows over.

Until next time,

~Ben
Doesn't want to be a slave gerbil.