tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22624147.post-26393269575541062802008-05-11T22:26:00.001+10:002008-05-11T22:26:38.253+10:00<div class=Section1> <blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'> <div> <p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:5.0pt;margin-right:.5in; margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:.5in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span lang=EN-AU style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>&nbsp;<br> <br> Our Cash<br> <br> Which art on plastic<br> <br> Hallowed be thy name<br> <br> Thy Cartier watch<br> <br> Thy Prada bag<br> <br> In Myer<br> <br> As it is in David Jones <br> <br> Give us each day our Platinum Visa<br> <br> And forgive us our overdraft<br> <br> As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard<br> <br> And lead us not into Sportsgirl<br> <br> And deliver us from Portmans<br> <br> For thine is the Dinnigan, the Akira and the Armani <br> <br> For Chanel No.5 and Eternity<br> <br> Amex.<br> <br> &nbsp;<br> <br> &nbsp;<br> <br> THE BOYS PRAYER<br> <br> Our beer<br> <br> Which art in bottles<br> <br> Hallowed by thy sport<br> <br> Thy will be drunk<br> <br> I will be drunk<br> <br> At home as it is in the pub <br> <br> Give us each day our daily schooners<br> <br> And forgive us our spillage<br> <br> As we forgive those who spillest against us<br> <br> And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting<br> <br> And deliver us from Tequila <br> <br> For mine is the bitter<br> <br> The chicks and the footy<br> <br> Forever and ever<br> <br> Barmen.</span><o:p></o:p></p> </div> </blockquote> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-5428367729462872"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "468x60_as_rimg"; google_cpa_choice = "CAAQz-ebzgEaCC76Q3EwrJjSKMXC93M"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08435793326760146799coldie80@gmail.com