My Morning Headache

I went to church on Thursday

2009-03-23T22:23:00.002-05:00

By the time I got downtown, the lines were terrible at every venue. I met Gus at the Canadian Blast party which had free food. We caught the beginning of Sam Roberts before taking off. We ended up at the French Legation Museum, which I have already gushed over on this blog.

We saw Camera Obscura, Pete & the Pirates, the Thermals, and Cursive. Overall it was a great set. The big surprise was Pete & the Pirates who were much better than we expected. Maybe if they actually posted an MP3 on the SXSW website, I would have had them on my must see list. Oh well, they're fault. Promotion is the key to a successful SXSW, if you can't handle sending SXSW a single MP3, you fail.

I then headed to the church. Actually, I need to be more specific because there were two church venues. I went to the Central Presbyterian Church to check out the Rural Alberta Advantage and Grizzly Bear (hereby known in this post as Grizzlebee, an homage to the fictional family restaurant in Sealab 2021). The church really annoyed me. You had to sit in the pews. If anyone was standing or sitting in the aisle, someone came out and claimed that the show legally couldn't start until everyone was sitting and the aisles were clear. There was no bar, only bottled water (at least it was only $1 and the people selling it were ridiculously nice, even refusing a tip). You even had to leave the venue to use the bathroom. Luckily, the amazing acoustics made up for most of the problems (except the no beer thing, that's just unforgivable at SXSW).

The venue was already running over 15 minutes behind when I got there. That's just inexcusable. The first band, Girls, was still on and they were running behind. How does that even happen? Do you wait until the scheduled start time to do a sound check? Did Girls show up late because they had a craving for Roppolo's Pizza? Were you drawn by the '80's music being blasted from the Roppolo's trailer in a shameless attempt to copy the style of Hoeks? No one may ever know the truth. And no one really cares.

The Rural Alberta Advantage put on a great show, but I'm planning a full post on that later.

After that, Grizzlebee came out and bored the last bit of buzz I had left. I mean, they're really good at their style of music. Unfortunately, they're style is "painfully boring". I know that a lot of people like them, but they're music is not for me. I know I'm not the only one either, because a large number of people waked out at the same time as me, about halfway through their set.

Funny side note about that set: I ran into my wife's friend Carter a few days later who told me he was also at the show. I mentioned that one of the members of the Rural Alberta Advantage was a friend of my Canadian coworker. Carter seemed relieved to hear that. He said that the band Girls had no girls in it, and Grizzlebee obviously didn't include any grizzly bears, so it was nice that one of the bands had a name that truly fit since the members really are from rural Alberta.

After the church I met Gus at the Parish for Thao and the Get Down, Stay Down. My one word review would have to be "eh." Gus claimed that her voice is what's so great about her music and that just doesn't come through when she plays live. That makes sense.

Next I headed to Stubb's for Andrew Bird, who was amazing. The guy is just so talented and he really knows how to put on a great show. The only problem is that his digital loop pedals kept making a loud pop every time he turned them on. I mean, the guy has been touring for a few months now, you'd think that they would have worked out the kinks by now. Oh well.

From there I headed to Emo's, which had a pretty good line. Gus was already at the front of the line and he tried to convince me to join him, thus cutting the line. After being so mad at people all weekend for cutting, I just didn't feel right about it. When you do something wrong, you're no longer allowed to bitch about other people doing it, that's just how I roll. It cost me about 15 minutes, but that's OK because the Passion Pit's lead singer has a really unique voice, but it gets really old after a few songs. Having to hear their whole set would have been torture.

This happened. I actually saw the guy at the Silversup Pickups show on Saturday, so yeah, he's got pretty good taste in music. Both times, he was being slobbered on by a bunch of random people. I was never one of those people. I swear. You can't prove anything.

We finished the night with Peter, Bjorn, and John. So, they're supposed to be some sort of super group, right? But every time Bjorn played bass, he played, at most, two different notes, but normally just one. I guess simplicity is just they're style, but it does get a little boring. It was a little crazy when they ended without whistling. But then they played an encore. It was totally obvious that they were sick of playing "Young Folks" but they totally understood that everyone there was waiting for it.

The end.

Dirty, stupid hipster

2009-03-23T00:42:00.003-05:00

I thought The Dirtiest, Most Stupid Hipster competition was last week, but I think I just found a new competitor that we all must acknowledge before choosing a winner.

Let's see what we have here...

black socks
low cut chuck's (or equivalent)
tighty bike shorts that are under...
shorty teal running shorts
fanny pack
t-shirt with stupid teal pocket

Wow. I mean... WOW! If you think you can look dirtier or stupider than this guy, you have some work to do. One problem is that he was at a SXSW event. Stupid hipsters don't go to SXSW events. Those events are too main stream for the average stupid hipster. However, this event had $1 Lone Stars, so there's a chance that he was only there for that. No hipster, no matter how dirty or stupid, can resist the call of cheap lone star. To be honest though, hanging out at the French Legation drinking $1 lone stars and eating free ice cream... it's next to godliness. OK, I give. This guy is neither stupid or dirty. He's just annoying and dresses like an attention deprived 12 year-old.

Doesn't this place look awesome (see below)? I can't wait to hang out here next year. Especially if they have cheap lone star. Wait, what did I just say? Dammit, I'm becoming one of them. Hide the black socks!

What is this? The Foreign Legion?

2009-03-20T13:57:00.002-05:00

No, it's the French Legation Museum. Gus and I went there on Thursday for a day show and it was fantastic. The shows are in a beautiful outdoor area with lots of shade. The show was completely free. There were no lines and the place never really got packed. It was a great place to relax, drink a beer, and catch a great show. I highly recommend it. The pictures below are of the main stage tent, The Thermals, and Cursive.

Are these shoes on the correct feet?

2009-03-20T03:39:00.002-05:00

In this photo you'll notice a few things. In the yellow circle you'll see a pair of Chuck Taylor All Stars. One shoe is red and the other is blue. The girl wearing them decided long ago that she has no fashion sense so she should just wear exactly the opposite thing that a normal person would wear, therefore she can claim that she wears ugly apparel on purpose. I've been there. I get it. But, come on, it looks stupid.

Notice that the Chuck Taylor symbol is on the inside of the shoe. Doesn't that seem odd? Shouldn't the advertisement be on the outside? When I wore Chucks, the symbol was on the outside. Also, don't her feat just look... odd? Did she... oh my GOD... did she put her shoes on the wrong feet? Well, as you can see in the red circle, Gus took a close up picture. So, what do you think this picture reveals? Are the shoes on the wrong feet? I guess we'll just have to wait for Gus to post the picture on metroplaza.net or thisisnotamusicblog.com. Or maybe he'll post the picture here, stay tuned.

(This picture was taken during the Peter, Bjorn, and John showcase at Emo's, in case you care.)

Quick Wednesday Recap

2009-03-19T14:10:00.002-05:00

The first thing I did was go to Radio Room to meet Gus at the Amanda Palmer show. I was late because I couldn't find parking. When I got to the show, she was wrapping up with a cover of Radiohead's "Creep" that she was playing with a ukulele. I tried to get a picture of it, but then I realized that I had no camera. DAMMIT! I think the picture would have looked something like this:

Next, Gus and I headed over see The Thermals at Red 7. The show was pretty crowded... with 18 year old hipsters. DAMMIT! I knew that if hipsters were bothering me already, I would never make it through the week. So I calmed down and listened to the show. The Thermals were fun, energetic, and looked something liked this:

That's right, the lead singer popped his collar for the entire show. Also, the bassist had long curly hair that bounced while she played. I'm an awesome artist, aren't I? So, at this point I realized that my iPhone had a suitable camera on it, so no more drawings.

After that show we played some pinball at Creekside, ate a brat, saw the end of the We Were Promised Jet Packs set, and then had a few drinks at Mugshots. While waking around, I found out that Hoek's has a knew location on 6th street. This location appears to be permanent. Finally!

After Mugshots we decided to go to the Fader Fort. I didn't have my wristband yet, so I had to stand in the 45 minute line. It was brutal, but Gus's text message that informed me of the free beer and SoCo inside fueled my determination. Once inside, we checked out Graham Coxon. He wasn't bad, but just wan't intersting. We decided to go get another free SoCo to see if that would help. It didn't help, so we walked around to see the other attractions and ended up in some photo booth. After that we saw some British band named Micachu. They were actually pretty good, but we couldn't tell if the singer was a man or woman. (I have since confirmed that she is, in fact, female.)

I then split from Gus because I needed to go to the Convention center to pick up a pocket guide that they forgot to give me on Tuesday. After dealing with that, I walked back downtown. Along the way I ran into some skateboarder's filming some tricks. They weren't very good, but at least they were trying.

For the showcases, I saw Arms & Legs, Ladyhawke, Alaska in Winter, Dananananakroyd, An Horse, and Natalie Portman's Shaved Head. I think the most impressive sets were from Dananananakroyd and An Horse. Something strange that I noticed was that both Arms & Legs and Dananananakroyd had two drummers. That's two more drummers than many bands at SXSW. I have been critical in the past of bands deciding to go without a drummer. It's so hard for the crowd to get into a show without a driving rythm. I'm happy to see that this wan't a problem on Wednesday.

My (fake) SXSW press conference

2009-03-16T23:35:00.005-05:00

Before we begin, I'd like to thank you all for coming. These past days have been very difficult for me and other SXSW Music attendees. I must be honest, it is difficult to watch the film and interactive attendees see so much joy while the rest of us must wait in stoic silence. I am personally ready to come out and ask the question that's on everyone's mind, when will SXSW Music finally show it's face?

Hold on... I've just been given the latest intelligence. Apparently the SXSW Music festival has been spotted and should arrive within the next 36 hours. Finally, some good news. Wait... I'm also being told... yes... the packet? Understood...

Tomorrow will mark the release of SXSW badges. Notice how I didn't qualify SXSW with the word "Music". That is because the film and interactive portions of SXSW are for pussies and will not be recognized here. True, some of my kin, the bloggers, attend interactive. However, they understand the chain of command. While interactive might be an incredible (boring) nerd fest that brings facebook, twitter, and all the iPhones in Austin to a crawl, the music festival is still THE event that rules them all. Oh, and "Film" can go back to Colorado... California... Bollywood... wherever it came from, and take Mr. Knowles with you! We all know that Harry is a fake after that Star Wars: Episode Two review. Anyone who liked that is a corporate whore... or possibly a cyborg... no... no... not possible... he must be a corporate whore shilling for those that let him see the movie early. Oh wait... that's obvious to EVERYONE.

Tomorrow, comrades, we will collect our badges, and more importantly, the promotional bag of crap that is waiting for us. While 90% of the bag correctly bares it's namesake (crap), there are sometimes jems... such as last year's Sgt. Solo. Let me take this moment to share with you all that Sgt. Solo still guards my work cubicle with the vigilance of a plastic army man charged with the orders to protect the occupant of the premicise at all costs.

I will now open the floor to Q&A.

Yes, you with the black eye shadow and spikey hair, what's your question? What was that? You want to know if I'lll attend the Metallica show on Friday?!?

Let me start by saying that the Metallica show may be the biggest show of the festival. If I completely dismissed this show, I'd be turning my back on pop culture and thus, the entire blogger community and everything that teenagers consider "cool". Unfortunately, I think Metallica is a bunch of old douchebags that are so scared of the future they try to destroy it. Well, wait... back up for a second... I would never call them douchbags to their faces. Not without the U.S. army between me and their devoted (and really scary) fans. But still, I think that their attitude towards digital music and the internet is slowly killing the music industry. For instance, what is the biggest innovation in music in the past 5 years? That would be the iPod. Think about it, the iPod wouldn't exist without Napster (or an equivalent technology). Let's think about that, a world withough MP3 players is a world that none of us want to even imagine. Metallica, embrace the fact that you need to make money off of music without directly selling it on a physical medium or you will die. Radiohead gets it. NiN gets it. The labels (which all have contracts with iTunes) get it. Why can't Metallica figure that out? Alright! Stop it! That was a rhetorical question, let's continue...

Next question.

What other rumors have I heard about SXSW performances? Well, let's see. Metallica is promoting they're Guitar Hero game, but we all know about that. Kanye West is playing the Fader Fort, count on it. Don't even get me started about ShitByJortsWest! Also, Pearl Jam will play a surprise show to promote their new album, and the Meat Puppets performance will be one long impromptu jazz session, showing their new artistic direction. Everything else is pretty much public knowledge, such as The Smiths' reunion on Maggie Mae's roof, etc.

That will be the last question, thank you all for coming. I look forward to seeing you all on Wednesday afternoon. (Please help protect me from the 'riod raging Metallica fans. I really didn't mean to piss them off and now fear for my life! Just kidding. They're all pussies.)

PS - Please don't make me appologize for calling Metallica and the're fans "pussies", it was obviously a joke. Besides, notice that my complete lack of creativity caused me to also call the film and interactive attendees "pussies". So get in line, right there behind Kevin Rose, he's first!

Coachella takes us back to 1989... again

2009-01-30T10:41:00.006-06:00

I went to Coachella once. That was the year that Radiohead and the Pixies played on the same stage on the same night. It was awesome that Coachella was able to get the Pixies to reunite for that show. Ever since, it seems like the booking agents for Coachella think that they have to get one or more bands to reunite every year. It's getting annoying.

Here's the lineup.

My Bloody Valentine is trying to cash in on the new 3D movie coming out that bears the same name. It's called "cross-product marketing" and "efficiency through synergy". In this economy, savvy marketing might just be the edge you need. Of course, I could be wrong and this movie might have nothing to do with My Bloody Valentine (the band) reuniting for Coachella, but that just doesn't seem likely.

Now, one 80s band, especially one reuniting after 10 years, is pretty cool. But then you put these gems in your line-up too: The Cure, Morrisey, and Paul McCartney (OK, Paul isn't 80s music, but he's still really old). BTW, it may be too late now, but don't click on those links if images of dudes that look like the Crypt Keeper freak you out.

Hey, Coachella, what about new music? I know it exists. There's some really great stuff out there. But no. After the 80s fest, you see names of bands that we haven't heard about in over a year... for a reason! Franz Ferdninand, Amy Winehouse, and TV On The Radio get second billing at Coachella purely because they were over hyped for short periods of time a few years ago.

Also, The Killers are not deserving of a headlining spot on Saturday. You can't have one good album and then poop out two mediocre turds and deserve top billling at the biggest music festival in the States. But when Coachella wastes all their money on gems like The Cure and My Bloody Valentine, they can't afford anyone better. And to think, Coachella tried desperately to convince The Smiths to reunite. That would have left them with zero cash to get anyone else to play except a few obscure bands that even BrooklynVegan.com hasn't heard of.

So what it comes down to is whether or not the rest of the bands are worth $300 plus a flight to LA. Are Girl Talk, Silversun Pickups, The Ting Tings, The Crystal Method, Ghostland Observatory, the Hold Steady, Amanda Palmer, Cloud Cult, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Peter Bjorne and John, and Lykke Li worth that much money? Yes, especially since Cloud Cult is about to break up. Unfortunately, I can't afford it and I don't like to waste money on cross country trips to see a band unless their name includes the phrases "Radio" and "head".

2009-01-15T13:21:00.002-06:00

SXSW announced their preliminary list of showcasing bands. At first, I thought that the list looked a little weak. That was until I took the time to list out the bands that I was excited to see. Now, I'm thinking that this could become the strongest line-up SXSW has had since I started attending.

Bands that I'm super excited about:

Rival Schools - I saw them at FunFunFun Fest in November and quickly remembered how much I like these guys. I hope they play more new material at SXSW.
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - They've been at SXSW before, but I've always missed them. A few months ago I got my hands on their latest album and it was my favorite album for about two months straight. In fact, I need to listen to that album right now.

Bands that should be good:

Andrew Bird - He was awesome at ACL in '07.
The Crystal Method - Might be this year's most well known act.
Grizzly Bear - Will this band's hype make them this year's Vampire Weekend? Nope. Grizzly Bear was being overhyped over a year ago and then they faded away for awhile. This could be another coming out party for them.
Peter, Bjorn, and John - I've never seen them play together before, who whistles in Young Folks? Hopefully I'll find out in March.
St. Vincent - Another FunFunFun Fest '08 act.

I've seen them before and can't wait to see them again:

Explosions in the Sky
(+/-)
Pompeii
Say Hi
Stars of Track and Field

Guaranteed to be entertaining, even if the music sucks:

Peelander-Z - I've never seen them, but I heard that their shows are absolutely crazy. They describe themselves as Japanese Action Comic Punk. How have I not seen this yet?!
Monotonix - I have seen them, and their shows are absolutely crazy. I think I should dedicate a post to comparing this show to the Peelander-Z show.

Now I just have to wait for the MP3s to be released so I can find some gems in the pile of bands that I've never heard of.

Day 2 of the Funs

2008-11-12T21:42:00.004-06:00

So, FunFunFun Fest was clearly all about Saturday. Am I glad I got a two day pass? Absolutely. Did I have more funs on Saturday? Sure. Did I also have fun on Sunday? Not as much as Saturday, but come on, there's no way to equally divide three funs between two days. Unless half a fun is allowed. Is it? Well? I'm leaving this one for you to answer because I have no clue.

There was the guy that forgot to wear pants. That was pretty cool, but only because I never had to stand close to him. I hope he didn't get into a mosh pit because then there'd be a dude in a mosh pit without any pants on. The possibility of this happening is now reason 136 for me to never get into a mosh pit again. (Reasons 1 through 15 are that I'm no longer 14 years old.)

St. Vincent was pretty awesome. However, I still don't know if I want buy her CDs. I don't even know if I want to download her CDs. Does she have a CD? I'm not sure if I really care.

I did get a chance to see Minus the Bear. The last time I saw them was in the middle of Summer at Emos. It was super hot and I could only stand about half the show before my friends and I went inside where Local H was playing in the A/C. I don't really regret the decision, but this rendition of "Drilling" makes me think twice.

Also, April and I saw this DJ since neither of us really like Clap Your Hands Say Boring! NSFW.

How Many Funs?

2008-11-09T13:17:00.003-06:00

Mohawks, spiked vests, trucker hats, tight jeans, and shirts with pearl snaps in Waterloo park? All at once? What's going on? Ah, right. Austin's FunFunFun Fest started yesterday.

Best dressed for this event was clearly this family. You can't read the kid's shirt in my picture, but I assure you it said "Fuck y'all, I'm from Texas". I'm not often proud to live in Texas, but people like this make my heart swell and my eyes teer up... in awesomeness, that is. Not because I'm a sensitive pussy. I can't possibly be puss, because I'm from Texas.

Gold Tie guy won the "I clearly don't belong here" award for not realizing the title of the festival does not include the words "kinky" or "fetish" in front of any of the "Fun"s. Not even the middle "Fun". (Am I using too many quotes?)

Things I learned at FunFunFun Fest Saturday:

1. Bishop Allen is like Vampire Weekend without the sweater vests, hype, and stupid name. So basically, take the annoying parts away from Vampire Weekend and you get Bishop Allen.

2. Rival Schools are coming out with a new album soon and it will be recorded with much less hair this time. Seriously, I think these guys spend most of their time perfecting the hipster comb over. I'm not trying to make fun of them, since I will need to learn this comb over mastery in the near future.

3. If you want to drink beer and don't want anyone to know it, Miller High Life now comes in a camo can. (Also, this is what I look like when I need two hands to take a picture over a crowd of people.)

4. Checker board hair is not cool. (This was seen during the Killdozer set.)

5. Don't piss off your hipster landlord or he may attack you with blue dye at FunFunFun Fest.

6. I still don't know if I like The National, or if I really really like The National. Their last song of the night ruled. (Speaking of which, I saw a guy with a shirt that had Obama on it with the words "Mr. November" written under the picture. Very cool.)

It must be stopped.

2008-04-02T22:50:00.002-05:00

I noticed a new trend at SXSW, and I recently noticed that this trend is spreading elsewhere. While this hat is annoying...

...I'm not talking about the hat. (He actually left it on while exchanging guitars which seemed like an amazing physical feat in my tired and drunken state.) I'm talking about this.

The picture above is the lead singer of Cloud Cult. They were one of my favorite acts at SXSW this year and I would pay money to see them again, even if they all wore those masks. That's right, that's a masquerade mask on his forehead. I hope he was using it to hold back his hair. He could have gone all Royal Tanenbaums and used a sweat band. (Holy fuck, put a a high life in Richie Tanenbaum's hand there, total hipster caricature of what pisses me off.) But I think the pompous, style lacking fools who do this think it looks "artsy" and "smart". That's right, that was plural, "fools". Not only did I see this elsewhere at SXSW (I unfortunately can't remember where) but I also noticed this style in the pictures here. That guy with the mask on his forehead is from Knyfe Hyts. That band just lost some points for trying WAY too hard, especially since the mask isn't even holding back his hair! So, this is style without any utility... except to prove that the only way people could possibly like you is if you did something you hope is "cool" and "different".

sxsw2008: over the top

2008-03-30T21:43:00.001-05:00

sxsw2008: over the top
Originally uploaded by jacklevy

In case you didn't see this on Gus's blog, here it is. Thanks Jack!

The Final Shows

2008-03-23T17:03:00.002-05:00

It turns out that Saturday night didn't have too many shows I really wanted to see. I went to The Dirty Dog a little early to make sure I could get in to see Georgie James. They weren't bad. However, they haven't improved much since I first saw them a few years ago. They're both incredibly gifted musicians and song writers, but their sound hasn't evolved much at all. Oh well.

One more thing about Georgie James. They sound better with a drummer. I know paying a drummer to play with you cuts into the bottom line, but percussion is important! The best acts I saw this year used a lot of percussion, such as WHY? and Holy Fuck. I don't know why so many talented and experienced musicians think they can get away with playing SXSW without a drummer.

I got in line to see The Donnas. The line was much longer than I expected. Since I didn't have anyone else to see, I thought I would just have fun proving to myself how cool my badge is and get into a show with a crazy line. That's when I got a text from Gus saying that he was about to get into the Parish so I thought I would just join him.

I think the show we saw was Jason Collett. I obviously don't remember much about it (it was over a week ago and they weren't very impressive). I did get a picture though.

After that, Jack sent a text to say that there was no way he was getting into The Dirty Dog, where we were all planning to meet up to see Tokyo Police Club at 1am. That's when I decided to leave, just in case the badge line was long. There was a crowd of people out front, but I quickly found the badge line and only had to stand there for about 10 minutes before getting in.

As I was waiting for Tokyo Police Club (they weren't going to be on for another 45 minutes or so) I realized that there was no longer a line outside and everyone was getting in without a problem. I immediately texted Gus to get there ASAP. Even though they had a sign that said "Badges Only", Gus and Jack got in.

Gus and I found that one of the tables people were leaning against was actually an arm wrestling table. We started walking up to the table and everyone immediately knew what was going to happen. It was on! Without us even having to ask, everyone cleared their drinks and a woman even help our clenched fists and told us when to go. I found everyone's compliance with this aggressive, drunken act of retarded manhood quite hilarious. I won't gloat and tell you who won or how weak Gus looked. I'm far too modest for that. (And some people think I'm an asshole, I don't get it.)

We eventually saw Tokyo Police Club. Well, 75% of them. Their guitar tech (who looks awfully like Ron Jeremy) had to play instead of their normal guitarist. They never explained why, but they had to cancel a few shows after SXSW due to a death in someone's family. That's probably why. They were still awesome and you could barely tell that there was a different guitarist who was obviously turned way down.

Technical difficulties?

2008-03-23T12:14:00.001-05:00

For some reason, I lost all my posts. Let's see if publishing a new post fixes it...

Not the best band, but certainly the best show

2008-03-19T23:51:00.002-05:00

MONOTONIX!

The show started behind Bourbon Rocks, in a gravel lot with about 50 people. Three men were on stage, a singer, a guitarist, and a drummer. They all looked greasy and slightly Arabic, but it was the drummer that most resembled Borat. I was seeing the Israeli band Monotonix. I will never forget what I saw at this show.

In the middle of the first song, the guitarist and singer were already off the stage in the middle of the crowd. I watched a member of the audience take his full beer and nonchalantly pour the entire thing on the singer. The audience member then sat there expecting something to happen, for the singer to react in some way. But the singer just turned around, grabbed someone else's drink, and threw it all over himself. This was all happening without the singer pausing for a second. That is when 90% of the audience took their cameras out and never stopped taking pictures until the show was over.

Through the mass of cameras, the singer grabbed the kick drum and placed it in the exact middle of the gravel lot the guitarist then walked up to it and played it for the entire next song while the drummer attempted to play with one less drum. More beer pouring and picture taking took place, and it was all awesome.

Finally the drummer made it out with his entire kit and the set continued, but now all the artists were in the middle of the crowd. By now, a lot of beer was on the drums and cymbals which added to the crazy ambiance as small droplets of beer rained across the crowd with every smash of percussion. You should have been there. I will never miss a monotonix showcase at SXSW again. I hope they keep coming back.

ME TV is really stretching

2008-03-18T22:47:00.002-05:00

Alright, so here's the story, of a man named Ruhmann, and how he got so really really drunk... between the day shows and the evening showcases. After the comedy we tried sticking around to see some of the music acts at Mess With Texas. Instead, I got bored and spent time encouraging everyone to go to Mugshots and drink. Mid-encouragement, we suddenly realized the band on stage had their sound cut out on them mid-song. However, this was no power outage. It seemed to be on purpose. Then Gus realized in was a band he saw earlier. Outside the park. Playing out of a bus. Our guess is that they made some deal with the band that played before them to steal the stage for a few songs. Once the organizers figured out what was going on, they cut the sound and kicked them off. The band didn't seemed pissed at all. I think they were just happy that they got a couple songs in and didn't get the shit kicked out of them. Oh, and they looked REALLY high.

I finally won and we went to go pick up delicious, road side tacos before gettin' ye ole drink on. Gus and I had an awesome, possibly gay (not sure) moment in the bathroom. They really need a divider in that bathroom. Anyay, we got drunk and saw ME TV tape this.

Now, ME stands for Music Entertainment. It is my understanding that the only thing these women have to do with music is a desire to have public sex with Matthew McConaughey... who lives in Austin... which claims to be the live music capitol of the world. It is also my understanding that I only took that picture to make fun of them, and not because I was intrigued by their hotitude.

Soon after this drinking, I was at a show and Twiterred, "I am about an hour away from being as sober as I want to be". I remembered how drunk I was. I can't believe I was actually able to type that into my phone. Of course, maybe it wasn't the Mugshots that put me over the edge. Maybe it was the Monotonix show. You guys will not believe the shit that went down there...

Comedy is not always funny

2008-03-18T02:05:00.003-05:00

After the Mohawk, I headed to Mess With Texas 2 to see their comedy acts. This is when I go off on a tangent to talk about how much I like the fact that SXSW Music is expanding to showcasing more Comedy and DJ acts between music acts. OK, not much of a tangent. I'm done now. Mess With Texas actually dedicated a whole stage to comedy acts for most of the afternoon. It was awesome. Oh wait... except for the really terrible acts. And by terrible, I'm specifically talking about Paul F. Tompkins. Fuck that guy. How does he get paid to be funny when all he does is piss me off whenever he opens his mouth?!? In fact, I don't think opening his mouth is actually required to piss me off.

Hard and Phirm did their thing.

Brian Posehn was the real star of the afternoon. He lost his voice earlier in the weekend but still tried to do his act. He gave up after a few jokes, even though he totally didn't need to. Luckily, his jokes took on a new kind of "fucking hilarious" when he decided to have Eugene Mirman interpret his jokes.

Human Giant was the tasty whipped topping to my steaming pile of continuous laughter (except when Paul F. Tompkins showed his unfunny fucking face).

Ess ay tee you are, dee ay why... DAY!

2008-03-18T01:24:00.003-05:00

I just assumed that Mess With Texas 2 would annoy the living shit out of me, so I went to Mohawk first. I was happy to see that Gus was right, Mess With Texas 2 really pulled the normal INSANE Saturday crowd all to one location. Unfortunately, it also pulled all the good acts into one location. The party at Mohawk had enough good acts to keep my attention for a few hours. I was able to see Film School, A Place to Bury Strangers, and David Bazan (before I make fun of them, I actually really enjoyed 2 out of 3 of these bands... hint: bookends). I tried to watch Film School from the roof, but the Hot Freaks shit-heads made that area VIP only. (Oh, yeah, I know. If I were a VIP, Hot Freaks would not be shit-heads. Instead, they would be totally fucking tits.) Luckily, the sun was in full cancer causing force and there was no shade on the roof. So, fuck them, I'm standing in the shade with the not-at-all important people. What follows is photos that are A.) proof that the lead singer of Film School likes to buy sunglasses when completely wasted (bad idea dude) B.) people at SXSW drank beer other than PBR, Lone Star, or High Life... and they obviously can't read (assholes) C.) proof that the singer of A Place To Bury Strangers still let's his mom cut his hair (it's the guy on your right) and D.) proof that David Bazan still doesn't realize that he needs a backing band to be truly entertaining.

Nada Surf gives a great happy ending

2008-03-16T23:48:00.002-05:00

I got to the Cedar Door around 11:40 to catch Tapes 'n Tapes open for Nada Surf, at least that's how it felt in my mind. The line was pretty crazy and I was glad I had a badge. While I think everyone thought it was pretty much badges only (hell, they probably had a sign up that said so) I think all the wristbands that wanted in eventually got there. I ran into a few situations like this during SXSW this year, the door guys are just too slow. I think that's also why I saw way more line jumping this year.

Once I got in I witnessed one of the biggest atrocities at SXSW '08. Five dollar High Life. What the Holy Fuck is up with that? There's a reason that High Life is popular amongst the hip(ster) music crowd. You see, most people that hang out at indie music shows are either poor, or really like being drunk (most likely both). If you're drinking 8+ beers a night and don't have a job, you don't care what it tastes like, but you certainly care how much skinnier it makes your wallet. Luckily, Miller Lite was the same price, so I chose to drink a beer that didn't make me gag. If anyone seriously chose a High Life over a Miller Lite, they are a bitch to the hipster/music community and deserve to fucking die in a terribly, over-sized sunglasses accident.

So, anyway. I was fucking beat. I sat down on a curb through the whole Tapes 'n Tapes set. Both because I was tired and they were not interesting. When I finally got up, I realized I wasn't the only one tired and bored. Proof.

At least I picked a curb. These people just sat down on the same concrete that the hipster want to be shitheads were throwing their empty high lifes on. It's not that these people are idiots, it's that they are really tired. They know how disgusting that concrete is, there just aren't any other seats.

I felt energized after my sit. Good thing because Nada Surf was about to unload a big steamy pile of awesome on me. I still hate their bassist, by the way. The guy things he's a hot piece of shit, but in reality, he just looks like one. I can put up with it though because the other two guys are frickin' sweet. I saw them a while back and Emo's and it was awesome, except they chose to play "Popular" instead of "Blizzard of '77". Assholes. They made up for that immediately at this show.

The whole show felt like fan service. Thank God I'm a fan. Totally made my night. Thanks Nada Surf (fire your bassist, he's a douche and doesn't appear to add anything to the band, he was fucking smoking the whole time, even when "singing", shit, I hate him, but I should stop saying things like that since he could kick my ass, but only because I would be so scared of his disgusting dreadlocks, they look like they're full of disease and barf). Umm, so here's a picture.

Land of Talking Awesome!

2008-03-16T22:46:00.002-05:00

Not much to say about this show, really. I caught Land of Talk at Red Eyed Fly for their showcase. They have a new drummer and new equipment (I think their old equipment, including that awesome bass kept together by duct tape, was stolen recently). They played a lot of new songs and they were all great. However, this is still their best tune.

Apparently, generators need fuel to work properly

2008-03-16T14:42:00.002-05:00

I decided to check out Be Your Own Pet at the Mohawk. About two songs in, the sound died. I wasn't sure what happened at first, but then I noticed that the sound boards were completely dead. I found out later that while the lights were all on house power, they were using a generator (you may have noticed it on Red River right outside the venue) for the extra power needed for the PA. The generator ran out of diesel. Seriously, they didn't have any extra fuel on hand. So, until someone could go get some more fuel, there would be no music. I think the crew finally figured out how to reroute the house power to the sound equipment. While I'm sure that was more power than the circuit could technically handle, it was worth the risk. The rest of the show went on and the band didn't seem to upset. Here are some pictures and a video of "The Kelly Affair".

It's pronounced Leeka Lee

2008-03-16T14:29:00.002-05:00

I showed up early for the Lykke Li showcase at Ninety Proof. Only a few people were there, which shocked me. This was a tiny venue that can hold maybe 100 people, but only about 40 people can can really see the stage. As the band was setting up, I stood near the stage to make sure I had a good view. All of a sudden the crowd poured in and I was in the front of a capacity crowd. This is why SXSW is so awesome. Lykke Li has a gorgeous voice, knows how to entertain, and already has two incredible songs in her repertoire. I posted a video of one of those two songs previously. Here's the other one.

The shoes she was wearing looked incredibly uncomfortable.

Wing, the ultimate music mutilator!

2008-03-16T14:22:00.003-05:00

Wing exists. I thought she was just a character from South Park, but was horrendously surprised to see she's an actual artist. Actually, use of the word "artist" here is a tremendous stretch. Gus and I wanted to watch about 10 minutes of this train wreck and found a way to drag Jack there. I don't think anyone was at the show because they actually liked her voice or performance. Let's face it, it's like watching karaoke, but so much worse.

The Breeders KEXP Broadcast

2008-03-16T13:59:00.002-05:00

One of my favorite performances from SXSW this year was The Breeders playing at the KLRU studio for KEXP. The studio was the most full I've ever seen it during SXSW, and this was Thursday at 1:30pm. Don't these people have jobs? The Breeders played four songs. Three of the songs were from their upcoming album. I was pleasantly surprised to hear the one older song they played. I was also a little shocked at how positive the crowd reacted to it. I guess I wasn't the only person there that thinks Cannonball is one of the greatest songs ever recorded. Here's some video of the action.

Here's a video of the interview.

Free Parking, but in the better-than-Monopoly way

2008-03-15T03:48:00.002-05:00

I don't know exactly how it happened (that's not true), but I didn't pay for parking. Nothing. Nada. $0. Zero quid. Lucky. Me. Sweet. I parked in a garage, no one was at the entrance, I grabbed a ticket, I expected to pay on the way out, there was no one at the exit at 2:30am, awesome.