tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22313703839242776912009-07-06T22:53:10.633-07:00Famie JoxxFamie Joxxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01355483918613573503famiejoxx@gmail.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2231370383924277691.post-6930962857695621662009-07-06T22:45:00.001-07:002009-07-06T22:46:20.128-07:00Coming Soon...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/SlLhDC843bI/AAAAAAAAAB0/PjYneYlmgg8/s1600-h/sarah_palin_nude_turkey.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/SlLhDC843bI/AAAAAAAAAB0/PjYneYlmgg8/s320/sarah_palin_nude_turkey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355590349345054130" border="0" /></a>How To Be Smart with Parah Salin.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2231370383924277691-693096285769562166?l=www.famiejoxx.com'/></div>Famie Joxxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01355483918613573503famiejoxx@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2231370383924277691.post-44673960856984675192009-07-06T22:15:00.001-07:002009-07-06T22:29:11.301-07:00Introducing Guest Columnist Peremy Jiven<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/SlLaRTh9RzI/AAAAAAAAABk/E693e6BU0Z4/s1600-h/jeremy-piven-picture-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/SlLaRTh9RzI/AAAAAAAAABk/E693e6BU0Z4/s320/jeremy-piven-picture-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355582897732273970" border="0" /></a><br />I just want to start out by saying how excited I am to be a part of this forum for free thinking thought. It feels just orgasmic to finally have a place to call home.<br /><br />I hope I can give back even just a small amount of what you've given to me, Famie.<br /><br />I don't mean that in any kind of gay way either.<br /><br />I mean know I was on Ellen, but...<br /><br />Would a gay man purse his lips and wear a wicked awesome tight shirt like this?<br /><br />Yeah, I didn't think so.<br /><br />Jiven out!<br /><br />(Not in the gay way)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2231370383924277691-4467396085698467519?l=www.famiejoxx.com'/></div>Famie Joxxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01355483918613573503famiejoxx@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2231370383924277691.post-52162038511884350532008-02-24T23:35:00.001-08:002008-02-24T23:40:29.811-08:00My Home AddressHere's a hint. There exterior looks a little sumptin like this:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/R8Jv6BQDLmI/AAAAAAAAAA0/lOde5kB8ySM/s1600-h/Do+It+Center.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/R8Jv6BQDLmI/AAAAAAAAAA0/lOde5kB8ySM/s320/Do+It+Center.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170818364733599330" border="0" /></a><br />And we all well know I can't be giving out the real thing lest some fat bitches come knocking at my door.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2231370383924277691-5216203851188435053?l=www.famiejoxx.com'/></div>Famie Joxxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01355483918613573503famiejoxx@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2231370383924277691.post-26443177767876967742008-02-13T11:30:00.000-08:002008-02-13T11:54:20.921-08:00Stanger Danger!<a href="http://www.bravotv.com/_content/images/bios_patti.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.bravotv.com/_content/images/bios_patti.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Don't let <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/Millionaire_Matchmaker/season/1/index.php"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Patti Stanger</span></a> find you a date.<br /><br />She might find you Lonnie Moore (aka co-owner of Le Deux)<br /><br /><a href="http://la.eater.com/uploads/2007_12_matchmaker%20show-thumb.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://la.eater.com/uploads/2007_12_matchmaker%20show-thumb.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />"But, I LOVE Le Deux!" you might say. "It's so happening!"<br /><br /><br />Who wouldn't want a date with <a href="http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/1214_les_deux_wm.pdf"><span style="color:#ff0000;">him</span></a>?<br /><br /><br />Woo-hoo! Where do I sign up?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2231370383924277691-2644317776787696774?l=www.famiejoxx.com'/></div>Famie Joxxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01355483918613573503famiejoxx@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2231370383924277691.post-21916291011799752442008-02-11T17:19:00.000-08:002008-02-11T20:02:55.793-08:00Dear Jay : Makin' Autism Sexy Since '86<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/R7EaUhQDLlI/AAAAAAAAAAs/lnXUfZvM52w/s1600-h/jay.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/R7EaUhQDLlI/AAAAAAAAAAs/lnXUfZvM52w/s320/jay.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165939187396062802" /></a><br /><br /><br />Dear Jay Underwood,<br /><br /><div>Where have you been? I miss you.<br /><br />I saw you the other day on an Advil commercial. I'm sorry you had a headache, and I'm glad the Advil worked.</div><div> </div><br /><div>Can I tell you a secret? I've always found you strangely terrifying. But, in a good way. The kind of terror that keeps me coming back for more. </div><div> </div><br /><div>You made me wish I could develop a spiritual bond with a young autistic boy who could fly. </div><div> </div><br /><div>Remember that? </div><div> </div><br /><div>You had that wonderful <em>quiet</em> kind of autism that caused young girls to seek you out in the Caf and teach you how to talk.<br /><br />Not that scary kind that makes you punch people in the face or wet yourself. </div><div> </div><br /><div>Anyway, I hope I see you again soon. </div><div> </div><br /><div>Love Always, </div><br /><div>Jay Fan<br /></div><br /><div> </div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/R7EYxhQDLkI/AAAAAAAAAAk/geV4dBtWmJM/s1600-h/FamieWhoCouldFly.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/R7EYxhQDLkI/AAAAAAAAAAk/geV4dBtWmJM/s320/FamieWhoCouldFly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165937486589013570" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2231370383924277691-2191629101179975244?l=www.famiejoxx.com'/></div>Famie Joxxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01355483918613573503famiejoxx@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2231370383924277691.post-43189562877574917132008-01-30T21:28:00.000-08:002008-01-31T14:27:57.908-08:00It's Famie, Bitch!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/R6FdEP9oV_I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/bl8J389EKpI/s1600-h/pilot.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161508975529187314" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_47d3WPrM56w/R6FdEP9oV_I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/bl8J389EKpI/s400/pilot.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Gimme more.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2231370383924277691-4318956287757491713?l=www.famiejoxx.com'/></div>Famie Joxxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01355483918613573503famiejoxx@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2231370383924277691.post-41052542376592523582008-01-25T14:21:00.001-08:002008-01-25T14:31:40.141-08:00"Douche: Party of 1"<a href="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263640~Jamie-Foxx-Posters.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 355px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 451px" height="472" alt="" src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263640~Jamie-Foxx-Posters.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Hold up a minute, shawty. I'm on my way.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2231370383924277691-4105254237659252358?l=www.famiejoxx.com'/></div>Famie Joxxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01355483918613573503famiejoxx@gmail.com0