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New! Insult Posters!

2007-08-08T09:56:00.000-05:00

Insult Poster

Turn your insults into a Musical "Insult" Poster.
Create your own insult poster, you can even add some music to enhance your insult. There are no image restrictions, you can gross out your friends or simply irritate everyone. You can also copy an image from other websites (file type: .gif + .jpg + .swf). Have fun with your friends and family. Simply upload a photo, select an insult, fill out the text and you will have created your own one of a kind insult poster. You can print it, save it, and e-mail it to hundreds of people to share that special feeling! It’s simple, it’s fun, and best of all, it’s free!
For best results:

Take a closeup of a person's face without much background.
Take it in front of a white or light-colored wall.

Mandatory Military Service

2007-03-31T13:20:00.001-05:00

Would you like to make the streets safer? Would you like to instill a little bit of drive and ambition into today’s youth? Perhaps you’d just like them to have a healthy respect for what they already have and everything they have to look forward to. Or maybe you’d just like to see young people today act like adults and accept some responsibility for a change. If any of those things appeal to you, then here’s a solution that would solve all those problems and more:

Mandatory Military service for all people between the ages of 18 and 24 who aren’t enrolled full time in high school or college. You read it right, mandatory military service. Not only does that keep the young people off the street, it all but eliminates the need for the military to recruit anyone but commissioned officers.

Think about it. Instead of young adults roaming the streets, working two bit jobs, and trying to “find themselves”, they’re either attending college full time or they’re off living in a structured environment and providing a valuable service to this country. What’s even better, when the college student’s graduate usually around the age of 21 or 22, they’ll have to either continue with their education or join the military for a couple years. In any case, no one is really set loose into the general population until they are beyond the age of 24.

Most people over the age of 30 can reflect back on their life and recognize that they weren’t really fully grown up, responsible adults until their mid 20’s. Furthermore, they probably tell you that most of the stupid, dangerous, and illegal things they’ve done, they did before they turned 24.

Of course you’d still have college students doing stupid things and soldiers on leave are capable of causing all sorts of trouble, but overall I think you’d see a dramatic decrease in crimes and commotion caused by bored youth with nothing else to do. Plus the military will forcibly instill a sense of responsibility and an appreciation of consequences into their charges. By the time they got out, they’d be better equipped to be productive members of society.

Maybe this idea won’t solve all of the world’s problems, but it sure would make the streets a little more peaceful.

The House of Representatives I want my money back!

2007-02-17T10:13:00.000-06:00

I have had about all I can stand with the politicians in this country. Today I heard on the news that the House of Representatives spent my tax dollars on their personal agenda. That’s right they spent valuable time and tax dollars for there personal agenda. The House is protesting the war on Iraq with a Symbolic vote to demand the president pull out. The keyword here is SYMBOLIC, they have spent a day and a weekend on the clock no less voting for something that has no value to anyone but themselves. The House of Representatives took the time to vote their conscience. Excuse me but they are supposed to be representing ME, not themselves.

If I want to protest the war I have to take time off of work, create a poster, and place it on a stick. Then I have to walk up and down some streets to get my opinion heard.

What has the House accomplished?

Instead of taking their weekend time to protest their opinion, they have elected to use MY Tax Dollars to vote on a symbolic protest. Why do I say it’s my tax dollars? Simply put, they got paid to vote symbolically. They took that precious time to vote their opinion. That time is supposed to be spent on issues that can enact or disallow something that affects “WE THE PEOPLE”. A symbolic vote does only one thing: it gets media attention and ensures they get paid for doing absolutely nothing for the people of America.

When the House of Representatives uses my time and tax dollars to vote their opinion, it leaves me with no other choice but to demand my money back.

I vote and pay taxes so give me my money back.

New! Wanted Posters!

2007-01-15T19:24:00.000-06:00

Wanted Poster

Turn your picture into a "Wanted" Poster.
Create your own wanted poster. Get the look and feel of the old West with our new customizable Wanted Posters. Have fun with your friends and family. Simply fill out the text and upload your photo to create your own one of a kind wanted poster. You can print it, save it, e-mail it, or just keep coming back to look at it online! It’s simple, it’s fun, and best of all, it’s free!
For best results:

Take a closeup of a person's face without much background.
Take it in front of a white or light-colored wall.
A cowboy hat, toy pistol or bandana adds a bit of fun.

Is Money My Motivation To Loosing Weight?

2007-01-02T18:53:00.000-06:00

So it’s the start of another new year and we all know what that means. It’s resolution time. The most popular resolution of course, is to lose weight. Everyone I know has probably wanted to either lose some weight or get in shape at least one time in his or her life. For most of them, that has taken the form of a New Year’s resolution. I’m no exception. I decide to lose weight and get in shape seemingly every year. All across the country thousands, perhaps even millions of people have resolved to lose weight this year. Many will succeed, even more will fail, and a good number people have probably already strayed from their New Year’s diet.

I’m doing something a little different this year. While it’s true that I’ve resolved to lose weight, I’ve also added a little more incentive to the whole ordeal. Along with a fair-sized group my similarly overweight friends; I’ve entered a contest to lose weight. The plan is simple: pay the $20 entry fee and lose as much weight as you can in 8 weeks. Whoever loses the greatest percentage of their body-weight gets to reclaim their $20 along with everyone else’s. I’ve always wondered how motivating money can be and now it seems that I am about to find out.

The official weigh-in to kick off the competition will be tomorrow and we’ll have weekly updates after that for the next 2 months. Of course, the weigh-in caused a couple problems initially. There were a several people who wanted to participate, but didn’t want anyone to know how much they weigh. The solution we came up with was to add a multiplier to that person’s weight. So long as we multiply their weight and any subsequent losses by the same random mystery number, we can disguise their actual weight, but still document their percentage lost.

Well, that’s the plan for 2007. Just like many previous years, I’ve resolved to get in shape and lose some weight. Maybe this contest will make all the difference. I’ll keep you posted.

Here is a great Christmas recipe for cookies. Happy Holidays. Enjoy....

2006-12-20T22:16:00.000-06:00

With the Holidays coming up, I'm sure everyone will be doing a lot of baking. This is one of my favorite and easiest recipes to do.

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK - try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now crack the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher

CHERRY MISTMAS!

Political Holiday Greeting

2006-12-09T09:52:00.000-06:00

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

For My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year

No Digital Photo's for the FleaMarket?

2006-05-19T13:23:00.000-05:00

Mail us a regular photo and we will scan and post them for you, free of charge.

Write your user name on the back of each photo and mail them to:

SSan.com
- Roussel Enterprsies
attn: FleaMarket Photo's
220 W. 3rd St.
Rector,
Ar. 72461
Want your photos returned? Please include a self-addressed, stamped envelope.

2006-05-12T16:48:00.001-05:00

Page view counter added at FleaMarket.SSan.com

After many email requests and phone calls we have added a view counter to every booth created.

How it works:

When someone views your booth you will see the counter adding a number underneath the "More Information Button". The more views you’re booth gets elevates your booths status with an icon called “popular.”

The popular status is determined by the number of views a booth gets in comparison to other booths within a specific category.

If you do not see a views status – then no one has viewed your booth.

Now lets say you click your booth go back, refresh the page to view your (Views) – if you click on your booth again you will not see additional views added to your booth views. We have set the booth viewing to a 24-hour unique domain only addition. We hope this will help in any possible booth popularity fraud.

2006-04-21T13:10:00.000-05:00

Greetings Flea marketers,

We are giving the FleaMarket a much-needed facelift. We apologize for any inconvenience; we have now separated the booths so you can simply add 10 separate items in any category you wish. When you have reached your 10-item limit you will receive a notice stating, “ you have reached your limit”.

We hope this helps you sell your items faster.

Thank You,

FleaMarket Manager
Simple Search Advancing Network
http://fleamarket.ssan.com

2006-03-26T10:23:00.000-06:00

We have added a Toll Free line to assist you with your online needs. We look forward to hearing from you.

Toll Free: 1 (866) 587-6356

2006-03-02T15:39:00.000-06:00

We are adding an extensive product description identification library. We hope you enjoy it when it’s completed. We look forward to adding 12,000 plus product manufacturer descriptions to include there cautions and over dosage warnings.

Pet Product Manufacturer Descriptions, Directions, Cautions, Hints

Welcome

2006-02-06T17:20:00.000-06:00

This bog is started to let you know about new additions to SSan.com. We look forward to your comments and requests.

Thank You,

Sandra Roussel
President and Founder