tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21624643.post-66863279308072010802008-02-13T16:26:00.003+01:002008-02-13T16:32:18.555+01:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Tengo clavada una espinita”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Manolete.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¡Puto caballo!”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Saulo, a las bridas.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¡Joder, qué bache!”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Luis Carrero Blanco.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¡Qué sorpresa!”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Kissinger, recogiendo el Nobel de la Paz.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¿Euríbor más 0,8%?”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Kefrén, echando cuentas.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Más cornadas da la vida”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Islero.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¿Qué va a tardar cuánto?”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Qin Shihuang al albañil.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Yo quiero un kalimotxo”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Karlos Marx a Federico Engels.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Te pareces a Charlot”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Franco a Hitler en Bayona.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Teníamos que haber comprado un coche híbrido”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Clara Petacci a Mussolini.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Pareces gilipollas”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Napoleón a Fernando VII en Bayona.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;"> “¿A que llamo a mi primo?”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Juan, potencial santo y bautista, en el colegio.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;"> “Uno ya no sabe qué pensar de estos franceses”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Fernando VII, dubitativo.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¡Putos peones!”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Nicolás II de Rusia.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¡Putos reyes!”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Las Cortes de Cádiz.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¿Floles?”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Mateo Morral disfrazado de chino.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Cariño, no me esperes levantada"</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Ulises a Penélope.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Ven acá, que te voy a hacer un descosido”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Islero a Manolete.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¡Putas torres!”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Osama Bin Laden.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Llamad a mi costurera”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Manolete.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Nunca conocí un caso igual”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. El psicólogo a Edipo.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Estos zapatos, pero en el número 56”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Nikita Kruschev.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“El otro fgenillo, doctor”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Juan Carlos I.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Con esos bigotes pareces una gambita”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Hitler a Franco en Bayona.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“O un gambito”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Kasparov, despistado.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“¿Tablas?”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Moisés.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Levante-Getafe, X”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Malcom ídem.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Me suda la polla”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Nacho Vidal, deshidratado.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: times new roman;">“Joder, qué mal viaje”</span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. Luis Carrero Blanco.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21624643-6686327930807201080?l=elanimalario.blogspot.com'/></div>Schwejkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605226898978012136noreply@blogger.com3