mitchrock's randomness

2008-12-12T14:12:00.000-08:00

Forgot to say that the chupacabra hunt last year was a blast. Found they are best if you cook em up in a soup. Highly recommend chupacrabra hunting in Ensenada.

Hunted Kracken in May. Easy catch, tastes great. Just not the same as chupacabra. Although the trip to the Alaskan Brewing Company was quite memorable.

Want to wish every a safe and happy Holidays!

Less than 3 weeks!

2007-10-29T16:08:00.000-07:00

Less than 3 weeks until my first chupacabra hunt.

Ordered this bitchen t-shirt so I be stylin while huntin

http://www.cafepress.com/letsgokings.181863331

Also have partnered with Papas & Beer in Ensenada. They will help me with the BBQing of the chupacabra and offering special pricing on tequila shots for everyone in the hunting party.

Also had to did the spork as a hunting tool after a terrible incident in the bedroom. I'll spare you the details.

Breaking Chupacabra news

2007-09-04T08:29:00.000-07:00

An unnamed source found this great article on Yahoo News:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070901/ap_on_fe_st/mythical_chupacabra;_ylt=AuIhl_RRG93D.cUhaXNTIeDtiBIF

Interesting now that we are having chupacabra sightings here in the Continental US. More reason than ever to hunt these creatures before they take over the world.

On a side note

2007-08-29T13:47:00.000-07:00

For the fellow New York Islanders fans out there. I want to give a shout out to my favorite Isles Ice girl Christie Brinkley. You can be my Uptown Girl anytime.

Chupa Research

2007-08-21T13:17:00.000-07:00

Decided I need to take my field research team to the Discovery Science Center in Santa Ana, CA. They had a chupacabra sighting back in 2006 and my be able to help me prepare for the upcoming chupacabra hunt.

http://www.cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-report/chupa-sighting/

http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/life/abox/article_1328349.php

Interesting how the OC Register states a chupacabra hs never been photographed. I believe the photo above is proof positive.

TERRIBLE NEWS

2007-07-25T16:05:00.000-07:00

Reported to me today from a fellow monkey that Weekly World News will no longer print their newspaper. Will just be online.

This is a tragedy in that I was negotiating with bat boy for the Weekly World News to sponsor my chupacabra hunt.

Looking for sponsors. Leave your email address and let's talk.

PS

My friend HipCheck will share great chupacabra recipes after the hunt.

2007-06-29T15:06:00.000-07:00

Posted for help on a message board and got some great ideas:

FBlack wrote:

"Last time I saw a Chupacabra was after a night of heavy drinking in San Filipe. Good luck hunting. Be sure to bring along a supply of Habanero peppers for bait. They love them."

Got to get some habaneros!

Ultimatecruisemaster wrote:

"I did a Chupacabra hunt with El-Rancho Tours in Ensenada last year. You drive around at night for a few hours in a glass bottomed bus. After the tour, they do a BBQ in the parking lot of a grocery store.It's a good deal for $40 per person. Seeing Chupacabras in the wild is amazing."

WOW, El-Rancho Tours must be da bomb! Will have to contact them.

2007-06-06T13:44:00.000-07:00

So I thought of the perfect weapon to get the chupacabra with. THE SPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think about it. Colonel Sanders took this deadly weapon of mass destruction and combined it with Trans Fats and his buckets of chicken and killed millions.

Just call me Spork Boy!

1st ever Chupacabra hunt booked!

2007-06-05T10:22:00.000-07:00

A dream will become reality when I go on my first chupacabra hunt this November. Going to start off with an easy trip to Ensenada. That way if it gets too hairy, we're not far from the US where chupacabras only go in Puerto Rico.

Plan on drinking lots of tequila. Have to research other useful tools to ensure the chupacabras don't take me down and suck my life away.