100 thingz about me

2009-04-18T20:19:00.000-07:00

100 thingz about me:

1. 22 on Sept. 12
2. 1st year engineering student at Univ of AZ
3. Highly attracted to geeky asian girls
4. Enjoys rough sex
5. Was engaged to a chick who was on disability for mental illness (what tha fuck wuz i thinking?)
6. I'm rarely mean in person. Frequently mean on the internet (scroll down)
7. Used to slice my body up with a razor blade. (regrettably)
8. Wuz a staunch atheist/nihilist while I attended catholic high school
9. Now I believe in a higher power
10. I only pray for inner-strength and for God to look out for people close to me
11. Went to Hawaii last month with an extremely special girl for 6 days-- attended my first wedding while I was there
12. I love tequila and tequila loves me
13. Daily, I dream about starting my own family, but am confident that I'll hold out on doing so til I'm around 30
14. My fave author is Hemmingway-- the best, most profound read I've ever experienced is -For Whom The Bell Tolls-
15. Drugz I've ingested without the supervision of a Dr: coke, meth, vicodin, valium, zanax, lsd, shroomz, X, GHB, Weed, Ketamine. Noteable combinations: GHB/Crystal/herb, X/LSD/shrooms/weed, shrooms/x, lsd/x, vicodin/x, X/K. (Not proud of any of this)
16. I smoke socially
17. I've gained 30 or so lbs in the last 2 years. I've gone from being in the best shape of my life to possibly the worst during that span.
18. My mother's father was hit by a train and killed while my mom was in the womb
19. Fave band: Queens of the stone age; fave album: QOTSA s/t
20. I worked for two years at in Los Angeles b4 deciding to move back to Tucson to get my degree
21. I'm no good at baseball, but it is my fave sport. Go D'backs
22. I could have cared less if there was a strike this year
23. I was the editor-in-cheif of my high school yearbook senior year. The book was recognized as the best in AZ. I've been recognized nationally for my work on yearbooks.
24. The first time I realized that there was a god was during my first mushroom tryp. (no, seriously)
25. At times I can be devestatingly insecure
26. I was born in motherfucking LAS VEGAS
27. I had sex in the parking strucure of the building that I worked in while I was on the clock
28. I got kicked out my house when I was 18
29. I'm living at home right now and I can't stand my parent's insecent bickering amongst themselves and at my lil bro
30. I'm actually paying rent for a room down by the U, but haven't gotten around to moving out yet
31. A 30-something hot asian chick once kissed me in a car. It freaked me out and I pulled away. (Man, do I wish I had that day back)
32. I want to meet my potential
33. My friend Danny has bailed me out of predicaments of my own device more times than I can count
34. I used to have long, black hair
35. Good friends convinced me cut it (thanks guyz!)
36. I made a buncha promises to the band Muzzleloader, but I didn't come through with any of them. (I regret that)
37. I used to have moderately large collection of CDs, but I gave them away.
38. My music collection consists of about 20 cds now.
39. I had planned on living in a commune, but at the last minute changed my mind (fuck communes, btw)
40. I h8 hippies
41. I drive a 2001 grey honda civic, which was a gift from my Grandma
42. The person I'd most like to see right now lives in Virginia
43. I've watched people smoke crack b4
44. Used to be a Tool phreak. (the band, dude)
45. Used to be suicidal
46. Best concert ever: Korn (suprisingly)
47. First concert: George Clinton and the P. Funk All-stars
48. I used to write a ton of poetry
49. Haven't written a poem in over a year
50. Spent from summer 2000 - summer 2001 painting while high on dank-ass weed
51. Haven't painted in over a year
52. Wish I had subscriptions to: SI, ESPNmag, playboy
53. Really should be studying right now
54. My dad owns a lucrative business
55. I have no desire to take it over
56. I'm a republican. As a rule of thumb I cannot stand liber bullshit
57. I look up to George Bush and his entire administration
58. I've changed very much in the past year
59. Fave movie: Breakfast Club; least fave movie: about 75% of the ones I've seen
60. A co-worker once solicted me to go mess around with her in the elevator. I declined (unregrettably)
61. Was drunk and IM'ed T. Pierce the following: "Whaddup N****" w/o the *'s. It pissed him off. I lied to him and said that I was half-black for some reason (pretty lame, eh?)
62. I wish I had some friends who like to go clubbing. I luuuuuv clubbing.
63. Want to kick it in Ibiza for a week with lotz o $
64. Goddam this is taking a long time
65. New blog I read frequently: Meeshness
66. I own a compaq presario 715us laptop
67. I've had every girl I've ever had sex with tell me I have a "huge cock" (no lie)
68. I've had sex with 4 gurls, 0 men
69. When I was in HS I jerked-ff a lot (multiple times a day)
70. I get jelous
71. Regrettably, I've spent the night in the pima county jail
72. I wear glasses while in class and while driving at night
73. My ex-roommates were possibly the two biggest dumbasses I've ever met. They were shameless liars and decievers. They couldn't fool me however. Dipshits
74. This kid can actually be an entertaining read sometimes
75. I live for Mexican food
76. I think what eminem did at the VMA's was incredibly lame. Go ahead and pick on the 5' 4" vegan, dickwad. Then show some real balls and call out suge knight
77. My nickname for myself is Iron Man. My car's name is Iron Car. My family calls me Duke
78. My middle name is wayne
79. I've never sought revenge
80. I miss my dog Beau dearly
81. I think the gov't should legalize weed and cloning
82. I think short gurlz are far more attractive than tall gurlz
83. Ivy leaguers can be extremely arrogant
84. I'm going to an ivy league grad skool if I can get into one
85. Kobe Bryant and his wife ran into me once while I was in LA
86. Places I've lived: Las Vegas, Gardnerville, NV, Tucson, AZ, Forrest City, NC, Eureka, CA, Los Angeles, CA
87. When I am alloted time to do nothing I invariably do nothing. When I have shit to do, like right now, I write lists...
88. First college I attended was Santa Monica College
89. I've been an under-acheiver by my own standards for my entire life
90. It pisses me off more than anything
91. My email address on the right is no longer working. New one is johnwayneh -at- hotmaildotcom
92. My last break-up was utterly peaceful
93. I think the FCC should be anhilated
94. My Idol is Jim Rome
95. My boy Augie has a pimped out place in the LBC
96. Fave lame expression: "thatz what she sed"
97. Many of my old/ex friends are a bunch of fucking losers who I don't care to associate with. There are a few people that I strongly miss being friends with
98. I was best friends with the valedictorian
99. I've kicked it in a gay bar b4. The GURL who was with me noticed that a ton of guyz were checking me out. (how flattering)
100. I miss my ex sooo much that, 4 the 1st time, I can say that finding a girl is not important to me

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