tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-211227592009-02-21T11:32:26.148-05:00Wedding Heckler: Cheap Shots from the Back PewA look at the outrageous world of weddings and all of those who contribute to the special day. From the celebrity bridezilla to the drunken wedding toast, wedding heckler is there to bring you all the oooos, ahhs, and oh nos that can only come with watching a wedding from the back pew.Bob Renonoreply@blogger.comBlogger140125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-27700256361296529442007-10-04T21:37:00.001-04:002007-10-04T22:04:41.058-04:00Portland Minister Charged in Wedding Gift TheftThere are just some things you may not want to get from Craigslist and it looks like it wasn't a great place to find a minster to officiate your wedding. Shawn and Kyra Sonnenschein hired 27-year-old Shey Silveira to conduct their September wedding. The couple asked for Home Depot gift cards instead of gifts but were surprised to find only a few cards after the reception but didn't suspect Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-41140973993400464452007-09-27T21:26:00.000-04:002007-09-27T21:32:48.120-04:00Get Married With Brad and Angelina at Madame Tussaud's in Las VegasIf you are just dying to have celebrities at your wedding but Beyonce keeps returning your invitation, your next best bet may be to grab your fiance and head to Las Vegas! Yes, the land of everything tacky now includes weddings at Madame Tussaud's, the wax museum of famous people located in Sin City. This picture shows a happy couple and their guests, the wax Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit. A Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-46737056271629733332007-09-27T21:08:00.000-04:002007-09-27T21:25:35.841-04:00Obsessive Bride Gave Self Seizures--Spent Wedding Day In HospitalIt may be fun to watch Bridezilla marathons but that doesn't mean it's a good thing to emulate. This bride in the UK gave herself seizures the day of her wedding after stressing out too much about the details. Kelly Doig admitted she had been a bit obsessive but as the stress grew something must have snapped because on the morning before her wedding, she collapsed and suffered a seizure as pickedBob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1159744237199613342006-10-01T19:05:00.000-04:002006-10-01T19:10:37.200-04:00Woman Walks Down Aisle 11 Hours After Giving BirthBritish broads are tougher than we give them credit for! This week, Nicky Heys gave birth to her son 3 months early...on her wedding day. (::Gasps::) Not to fear, the bride wouldn't let those damn cateres claim the deposit that easily. Only 11 hours after giving birth to her son, she hiked up those heels and headed down the aisle. After staying long enough for their first dance, the newlywed Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1159743873301229452006-10-01T18:57:00.000-04:002006-10-01T19:13:50.123-04:00Rocks Off!! What Happened Tony Danza?Rocks Off!(When You Are Ready to Tell Your Spouse to Shove It)Who doesn't love Tony Danza right? The goofy tap-dancing, boxer, turned actor/former talk show host can now ad newly single guy to his muddled up background. After 20 years of marriage, the Danz man and his lady Tracy have separated. The problems allegedly started with his talk show, though witty and effortlessly humorous, was Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1154047983820750042006-07-27T20:43:00.000-04:002006-07-27T20:53:03.833-04:00Rocks On!! Pammy and Kid Rock StyleRocks On!!(For those couples ready to walk the plank)We've all been privy to the latest barrage of press surrounding the ever bouncy Ms. Pamela Anderson and her upcoming wedding. In a surprise move last week, the buxom blonde and the Detroit City rocker Kid Rock, aka Robert Richie, decided they were going to tie the knot after years of their on again off again romance. Just like her understated Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1153275000312472242006-07-18T21:47:00.000-04:002006-07-18T22:12:23.550-04:00Donkeys Marry to Appease Rain GodWhen people marry they hope to get some money and a nice toaster oven out of it (and a George Foreman if they are really luck!) When donkeys marry...it's all business. In a prayer for world peace the villagers in Poovalur, India performed the marriage of two donkeys in the ancient Sri Thirumoola Natha Swamy Temple. The 'bridegroom' was adorned with a silk dhoti, the 'bride' wore a silk jacket andBob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1153276602110660622006-07-18T20:13:00.000-04:002006-07-18T22:39:02.216-04:00Rocks Off!! The MTV Curse ContinuesRocks Off!!!(When You Are Ready to Tell Your Spouse to Shove It)For any celebrity who is jumping at the chance to do a reality show with MTV about their awesome married life...we'd suggest you hold off for a bit. The 'MTV curse' started with the mini-series several years ago called 'Special Delivery' that following Brandy and her husband Robert and the birth of their baby...they split in 2003, Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1153101387796640502006-07-16T21:44:00.000-04:002006-07-16T21:57:41.596-04:00Rocks On!! Totally Hardcore StyleRocks On!!(For those couples ready to walk the plank)For all of you who doubted that perennially sullen Canadian rock babe Avril Lavigne would actually tie the knot with Paris Hilton ex and Sum 41 band member Deryck Whibley, pay your buddy the $20 you owe 'em. (Fork it over TED!!) The young Canadian couple opted to tie the knot on Saturday, July 15th in an intimate 110 person ceremony in Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1152843248900980692006-07-13T21:58:00.000-04:002006-07-13T22:14:08.916-04:0039 Wedding Dressing Found on Kansas HighwayLots of things end up on roads at the middle of the night; raccoons, garbage, old mattresses, pirate hookers, and a pile of 39 wedding dresses. In a truly odd find this week, a Sheriff's department in Kansas was alerted to some unusual debris on the highway at 3:23 in the morning. The debris was in the form of 39 wedding gowns of various sizes and labels. The Sheriff's department is truly Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1152153720542887052006-07-05T22:21:00.000-04:002006-07-05T22:42:01.666-04:00Family Sues Over Ugly BrideWe at Wedding Heckler don't pass judgment on how people get together. Whether it's a chat room romance or a drunken night in Vegas, a wedding is a wedding. For an Indian family, an arranged marriage wasn't what they had anticipated. The Pandeys family, who reside in Massachusetts, arranged for an Indian bride for their son, until it came time for the couple to meet. The potential bride-to-be was Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1152151863089590622006-07-05T21:42:00.000-04:002006-07-05T22:18:34.003-04:00Only Classy Ladies Arrive on TractorsYee haw! Who knew the British luved their farm equipment as much as the good ole fashioned US of A. Helen Thody decided to arrive in style to her recent wedding in Wanddingham by driving herself to the ceremony on a brand new tractor. (See picture for tractor goodness). This was not just a one tractor wedding, oh no, the couple drove off into the sunset on a vintage tractor. But don't think this Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1151896514357291072006-07-02T23:05:00.000-04:002006-07-02T23:15:14.356-04:00Wanted Man Appears at Daughter's WeddingThe strong bond between a father and daughter grows when he realizes his little girl will be leavin' the nest and gettin' married. In this case, blood was thicker than an arrest warrant. A man who was wanted in South Carolina in the death of his 83-year-old mother turned up in Kentucky last weekend to reportedly escort his daughter down the aisle at her wedding. ::Awe Pa, you shouldn't have...Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1151895858015421872006-07-02T22:31:00.000-04:002006-07-02T23:04:19.453-04:00Men Can't Keep From Loosing Their Rings!We always knew that men probably lost their rings a lot. I mean, everything we see in movies makes it seem like men take them off as soon as they get out of sight from the evil and soul sucking woman....So, we were very interested when Prudential home insurance out of the UK provided us with some fabulous statistics. More than one in ten men lose their wedding rings within just three months of Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1151453794186219682006-06-27T20:06:00.000-04:002006-06-27T20:18:43.116-04:00Rocks On!! I Love My Friend StyleRocks On!!(For those couples ready to walk the plank)For all of you out there who think the life of a rapper is just about diamond toothpicks and Score's chicks...you're wrong. Some of them want looooove. Rapper The Game has announced his engagement to actress Valeisha Butterfield. This story has an interesting twist because he proposed to Valeisha...and they weren't even dating. They had Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1151453136761480862006-06-27T19:52:00.000-04:002006-06-27T20:20:19.380-04:00Ring Lost By Best Man, Found By Lucky AlaskanThe best man has one job and one job only...making sure the wedding ring gets to the wedding. (Well, two jobs if you count him trying to keep the groom off of the strippers at the bachelor party the night before....but we digress...) The best man in a Boston area wedding couldn't keep his paws on the $2,000 ring. He lost it when he left it on the roof of his car after the rehearsal dinner. Okay, Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1151286751095995112006-06-25T21:29:00.000-04:002006-06-25T21:52:31.110-04:00Rocks On!! Celebrity StyleRocks On!!(For those couples ready to walk the plank)It looks like this weekend was the weekend to get married for Hollywood celebs. (But then again, when is it a bad time to get married when you are worth millions?)Nicole Kidman and Keith UrbanAh...the marriage of the A-lister to country's pretty boy. Instead of trying to hide their super lavish wedding this week, they confirmed their impending Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1151289165207958422006-06-25T19:54:00.000-04:002006-06-25T22:33:39.140-04:00Groom Thrown in Jail For Lavish ReceptionApparently some Pakistani's aren't big fans of the show Bridezilla or of Donald Trump-like weddings, because grooms are being jailed for having 'lavish' food at their wedding receptions. (This concept must seem fabulous to the father's of the bride!) Grooms in Pakistan's North West Frontier Province. Recently a judge sentenced groom, Sheraz Khan, to one month in prison and a fine of Rs.500,000 Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1150853212340106622006-06-20T21:16:00.000-04:002006-06-20T21:26:52.356-04:00Judge Calls Off Wedding For Fighting CoupleWe think some wedding traditions are pointless. We never understood the flower girl or 16-tiered wedding cake but, the one about not seeing the bride the night before may be for good reason. A love struck couple in Aspen, Colorado Ali Aghili and Marney Hurst were supposed to be married in a lovely ceremony this past Saturday. But instead of going to a strip club or passing out at a bar (like Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1150852489494239572006-06-20T20:19:00.000-04:002006-06-20T21:14:49.550-04:00Ugly Wedding Ring is Winner in VegasThere are awards for everything these days. Everything has to receive recognition for being the best something. (We are still waiting on our trophy for 'Best Monkey Trainer Costume 2004') In Las Vegas, the homeland for all things over the top and gaudy, crowned this design (pictured at right) as the 2006 Best Bridal Jewelry Design at the Town and Country Design Awards. A platinum wedding ring setBob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1146062559950650302006-04-25T23:18:00.000-04:002006-04-26T10:42:40.033-04:00Over the Top Wedding For Teen BrideOnce in a great while we come across stories that seem to be made for us, as if they had fallen out of the sky just for us. The wedding of 19 year old Margaret Doran and 20 year old Alex White is just so lovely that we had to share with you. The young couple met nine months ago at at a disco and just had to get married. (Hmm...is she related to Paris Hilton because this sounds oddly familiar...) Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1145934010807077002006-04-24T22:44:00.000-04:002006-04-24T23:00:10.840-04:00Rocks Off Update!! Celebrity Love TriangleThings are starting to heat up in the divorce of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen. Even thought it looked liked they might have a pleasant divorce, it now looks like there may be a cat fight in grand Hollywood fashion. Ms. Richards, the sexy former Bond girl was granted a restraining order to stay at least 90 meters away from Richards and their two kids, except during visitation. The former Bob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1145932804886816012006-04-24T22:28:00.000-04:002006-04-24T22:40:04.900-04:00Axe Wielding Sons Kidnap Dad From WeddingWe're surprised that this is only the second story of the year that involves an abducted groom. (No lawyers were involved this time...that we know of... )This time three axe wielding sons of the groom decided they wouldn't welcome a new mommy in the family. These men from Zimbabwe were trying to prevent their father from committing bigamy. Apparently the sons were not too happy with daddy as theyBob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1145848908320499092006-04-23T23:08:00.000-04:002006-04-23T23:21:48.350-04:00Marathon Wedding GoodnessKatie Austin and Gordon Fryer were dressed like any normal couple on their wedding day (see picture. She wore a lovely ivory gown and he in a morning suit. It was everything from a typical bridezilla fairy tale wedding but then they lost us. They got married in the middle of a 26.2 marathon, which they ran in their wedding gear. (Are people just doing these things to get into the newspapers?? HowBob Renonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21122759.post-1145504151750086082006-04-19T23:29:00.000-04:002006-04-19T23:35:51.763-04:00Old Gown, New Trick for ZellwegerSo you spend a few thousand dollars on a wedding gown. It's fabulous, picture perfect, one that will land on the cover of wedding magazines for ages...but...what if the marriage isn't? It looks like Renee Zellweger has decided that instead of burning her wedding gown that she wore to her 2005 wedding to country star Kenny Chesney, she decided to make it FABULOUS! (There's now a better way to giveBob Renonoreply@blogger.com0