Don't agree, I don't care

If you are too much of a retarded moron to play Advent Rising, don't

2006-01-06T15:46:00.000-08:00

I recently bought Advent Rising, this game is awesome. The soundtrack is good, the game is good, the storyline is good. But hang on, there are aliens in it! Hey, why don't we score this game low, because it rips of Halo. Woo wooo, here comes the clue train again, this time, its last stop is G4TV. G4 recently reviewed Advent Rising. They claim it is lackluster compared to Halo. Obviously, it rips off Halo, I mean, Halo invented the concept of aliens, right? Wrong. Halo lacks everything storywise, its a game basically. The "soundtrack" (if you want to call it that) sounds like a dumbass did it with a 1989 keyboard set on "violin" setting. Oh, but what about all the"cool" bands that did songs on the soundtrack. Breaking Benjamin, Hoobastank, uh.... oh yeah, I forget the rest of them. Who cares. So they put a guitar solo on a level, woohoo. Remember the time Halo kicked up the epic theme music as you were fighting a floating guy in an awesome boss battle? Me either. I remember the cheesy violin music as I fought my 7000000000th grunt though. "BUTT SAM WAHT ABOUT THE FUNEE GRUNT DI-UH-LOG THOE?". Oh, you mean the comic relief? When a grunt said mommy? Say, I've seen this humor in a game before. Oh yeah, "Mickey Mouse: MATH ADVENTURE". Advent Rising puts cinematic like features in the game, good gameplay, and a good soundtrack, it lags sometimes, get over it. Stop playing Halo, its old now.

Boo for Japanese anime, and the morons who like it

2006-01-06T15:45:00.000-08:00

Hey, its 3:00 AM, time for some Japanese anime that makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. Yeah, they have jobs, but hey, they can be late, I mean, maybe tonight Maybebfkjdijr will defeat Gehiujfiopfokrpkfopkopkpprrrrr in battle. I can't wait. The sadder thing is their comedy is also found in these cartoons. "TEE HEE, LOOK, THE LITTLE BUG MAN GOT STEPPED ON, HIS EYES ARE ALL SWIRLY" (Continues to laugh until he has a heart attack from the excess fat from Cheetos, Fritos, Fatass-Os, and other various crap) Get a life guys, they also strive to marry the huge eyed, big breasted, chic who jumps around in a super short skirt. Yeah, I know "BUTT SAM THAT SUNDS OOOBER HOTT LOL". Wrong. If you want to examine girls, heres my step by step instructions.1. Google "Paris Hilton" or "Carmen Electra" or "Jessica Simpson" etc.TA-DA, you are almost normal. Now throw away your collection of Hello Kitty backpacks, and Dragon ball Z MEGA FIGURES (OOO MEGA MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER). Get a life guys please, for the human races sake.

Aqua Teens kicks ass

2006-01-06T15:43:00.000-08:00

Aqua Teens kicks ass. People say its retarded, but its the damn coolest show EVER. Try and make fun of it, I dare you. Its comedy is only appealing to smart people, but morons say "BUTT SAM, SPONGBB IS LIEK TOTALY KICK ARSE, LOL". Yeah, to MORONS. Haha, hey I recognize this plot, FROM EVERY OTHER EPISODE OF THE SHOW. Today, Spongebob either A. Tries to get his drivers liscence, hilarity ensues. B. Spongebob is given a task, that has been given to him by some important person, hilarity ensues. C. Another tragedy befalls the Krusty Krab, and Spongebob is there to pull them out, HILARIOUSLY, HAHA. Ta-da, nothing funny about morons dicking around.

Wiccans, Pagans, or as I call them retards

2006-01-06T15:38:00.000-08:00

Where do pagans and wiccans find it themselves to say they have a real religion. They dance around with wands, and proclaim magic is real. They even go as far as to say all other religions suck and are fake. I'm sorry, but magic does not exist, it has been disproved. Heres some more Grade A bull shit, their "BIRTH TREES" give them wands, and they "talk to these trees". Pretty sad. I say put these people on medication, and dump them off in an asylum. Thats all theyre good for, then maybe we can make them work in some factories or something, man, am I smart or what.

Posers AKA Wiggers

2006-01-06T15:37:00.000-08:00

Morons, is all I can say. They are everywhere at my school. They think they own the place. They are retarded, and being racist at the same time. "GEE I WANT TO BE GANGSTER, WHAT DO BLACK PEOPLE LIKE? OH WELL, I'LL LIKE IT TOO" For some reason, all the ladies like this. I am confused. asshole+racist+low GPA=Likeable?? It doesn't make sense. In gym, they all pick up a basketball, and do retarded bullshit off people's heads. "LOOK I LIKE BASKETBALL I'M BLACK". It is pretty funny when they suck though. I was pretty damn pissed off, when I saw the girl I like talking and getting close to a wigger. Guess what, HE WANTS TO RAPE YOU. Woo wooo, here comes the clue train, last stop you. I don't see whats attractive about a moron with his pants below his ass, and talking in an unintelligable language. Pretty sad

I like hatemail

2006-01-06T15:36:00.000-08:00

I know there are some morons who don't agree (Yeah I know, who can disagree with me), so I am posting my email address. Either fan mail or hate mail, I don't care, send away, and I'll post it, and my reply. It is bassplayer05_77@hotmail.com.

Coaches and their asshole sons

2006-01-06T15:33:00.000-08:00

I hate jocks, and their asshole dad coaches. I get screamed at when I'm late for practice, and told I won't make high school teams, because "My throwing motion is bad" Oh no, gracious me, what will I do, this hilljack grocery bagger coach just told me I can't play high school. Then, theres the jocks, who CRY WHEN GET CALLED OUT. Get a backbone you pussy. They constantly complain when losing, while I laugh at them complaining, haha, you have no life, and soon will be bagging my groceries. These dipshits GPAs are half of what I get, and they still feel superior. BEING GOOD AT A SPORT DOESN'T MEAN YOU RULE THE WORLD. Then, I get surgery on my back, for a mole, and I miss the tournament game, but still, I am pestered by them, because they didn't have enough players. NO, NOT THE TOURNAMENT, GOD FORBID WE LOSE! Stop bitching, nobody cares. I hate jocks.I hate their bitching, and I hate their self appointed title of "GOD OF SCHOOL". If you're a jock, I have one thing to say...I want the paper bag, bitch.

Vegetarians blow

2006-01-06T15:32:00.000-08:00

Vegetarians are morons. They walk around spewing idiotic statistics about how "eating cows uses more water...blah blah blah, I'm a pussy" Whoop-dee-doo, nobody cares. I hate the "fashionable pins" you can buy at Hot Topic "I don't have any spare ribs". WHAT?? FORREAL?? BOY, YOU AND THE OTHER FIVE BILLION MORONS WHO BOUGHT THAT PIN ARE HILARIOUS. I'm not changing my mind about eating steak, as a matter of fact, I'll just laugh while I'm eating the steak. Haha, the cow is dead, and I am eating it. Tofu blows, its concentrated trash rolled in a ball, then spray painted brown to look like a burger. Vegetarians always feed you the same bull shit, "Oh, it tastes just like a burger, blah blah blah" HOW DO YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T EAT MEAT. Here, take my advice, DO NOT BE A VEGETARIAN, DO NOT EAT TOFU. Vegetarians always seems to be the nerdy, fat, friendless people too. Come on, get a life guys, you're not changing anybody's mind, drop it.

Gothics Suck

2006-01-06T14:43:00.001-08:00

I hate gothics. I hate everything to do with them, from the "Gee, I am depressed and sad, boo hoo" to the "I am a vampire....who lives with my parents" garbage. Get a life. Don't parade around proclaiming, "I am so sad, I will kill myself" if you're not going to do it. Goths also seem to be bi. I don't understand whats so cool about this, but it seems the girls love it. Especially the gay goths. Thats really makes me mad. If you are goth, you are a loser. You are not a vampire, and you are not cool. The end.