The Leland and Joell Show

Someone Can't Count!

2006-11-21T12:07:00.000-06:00

So.... did anyone notice that we had two episode 12's? Yes, it's true. Kinda goofed that up I must say. It has been fixed now... but the file numbers will forever be messed up....and for that we are sorry. Really sorry. Like... a tonne (metric) sorry.

Too make up for it... take a lull and watch this.

Episode 14 - The Better Half

2006-11-18T15:34:00.000-06:00

This is Daren.

We have a nice chat with Leland's wife Carrie (I have no idea if I have spelled it correctly... and I don't have a picture either). She grew up in Melfort so.. she must be nice. Arlington Beach Camp. We thought we were done chatting... then we tried to call Leland... and, unfortunately, got in touch with him in Minneapolis. Leland happened to be at rotten ronny's with Daren Streblow. They were gonna try out Club 3 Degrees. Leland then went into denial. Leland reviewed his wedding gig for us at which he did not eat... but he did have Arby's beforehand.

Get the MP3 here.

Episode 13- Dare 2 be Mile High

2006-11-10T19:22:00.000-06:00

This, apparently, is Starfield.

We got in touch with Leland in Denver, Colorado, USofA at the Doubletree Hotel. Joell was in Banff last week.... at this place (not kidding). The conference included sessions with Rod Wilson (President of Regent College) which should be on the BUWC website soon. Leland is going to Dare2Share in Denver. Apparently a famous band called Starfield will be there too. Apparently Larry got hit on the head. Man put in jail for not paying his ticket from 1984. Another man tries to call in a bank heist. We may be being invaded by the Brits. We close with a clip from the Waterboys!!!

Get the MP3 file of the show here.

Episode 12 - Hi Bone!

2006-10-30T20:29:00.000-06:00

This is Prince Albert.

This is Prince Albert in a can.

Download the episode here.

It's our scary halloween episode! OK. It's actually not scary but work with us. Leland complains about the droves of kids they get at his house. We then try to figure out how many stone each of us is (yes, it makes for exciting audio). Here's a picture of Leland's stomach. The odd couple of Malaysia. Then the world's most unsexy person (who is a comedian... is it Leland?). Leland had a Mr. Dressup autograph.. and Spiderman's. We then chat about Prince Albert replete with Prime Minsters. Joell then talks about his tap trouble with Moen and Peerless. Lucy Maude Montgomery and Boris Karloff? Leland's next gig is at Lafflines in New Westminster. Then we chat with Bone from the U.S.A. Can't a man be pretty? Email us and let us know! Email Leland to MC your wedding today!!

This is Bone. :)

Episode 11 - Sorry Germany

2006-10-25T22:34:00.000-06:00

This is Larry.

Well, look who's here! It's Leland! We've caught him at home and were able to get him to talk to us....me.

Get the episode here.

So, we again talked about the old time Christian rocker Larry Norman (go buy his stuff!).
We tried to figure out who would need to do what if all the technology in the world disappeared. How to spell orange. Leland's upcoming comedy tour is comedytournament.com which will be coming in the new year. A school bans tag. A kid gets stuck going after Sponge Bob. Leland then insults all of Germany. Leland then wants Joell to play "20 questions" but can't remember the name of the game. The person he's trying to get me to guess is this guy who, as it turns out, doesn't live in Calgary...but rather here. A man's dog bursts into flames. Dogs should do their thing in pottys (here's one and here's another one). The Holy Rollers Comedy Revival. Then the outro.

Episode 1 of the Kevin and Joell Show!

2006-10-17T23:05:00.000-06:00

This week's Joell and Leland Show features no Leland and one Kevin (Joell's brother). Enjoy!

After introducing you to my brother... I leave and let him wait for a really long time (I cut the silent parts out) . Our course Hiatus and Haiti are not related. Mark Cuban says something about the changes to the world due to the internet. Hitting cows get a felon arrested . Jesusalem gets lost in translation . Invite a Lamborghini to dinner . Remember.... Leland is a professional. Rower dies just hours into his 90 day trip (maybe not 3 hours...). And, remember, we built this city on rock and/or roll. Music courtesy of Larry Norman. Grab the audio here.

To be or not to be... that is the question.

2006-10-03T21:10:00.000-06:00

OK. So we really need to figure this out.... We seem to have drifted apart. We no longer talk. Oh, and we keep forgetting to do out podcast! So, our deepest apologies. We will make an announcement by the end of this week about the future of the L@J Show.

In the meantime, enjoy my dog going nutbar.

Tags: Waiting....

Summer is almost over...

2006-08-29T17:01:00.000-06:00

Which, in theory, means the LandJ show will be back in action! Stay tuned!

Looking for Leland - Episode 3 - FOUND HIM!

2006-07-11T17:49:00.000-06:00

Yep. Tracked him down hiding in a hotel in Calgary! Hear his apology and excuses here! Click here.

Stay tuned for a new episode of the Leland and Joell show coming soon! (or so he promised).

Looking for Leland Show - Episode 2

2006-07-07T20:02:00.000-06:00

Yes, we continue to leave messages on Leland's answering machines. Listen here:

Episode 1 of the Looking for Leland show

2006-07-04T15:14:00.000-06:00

Yes, it's the "Looking for Leland" show. We've misplaced him and now Joell is attempting to stalk him... er... track him down....um... find him so they can do another podcast. Stay tuned!
Click here:

Episode 10 is here.. sorta

2006-05-12T20:52:00.000-06:00

You've all heard of a "stand in" before... the person who takes the place of one who can't go on stage (or air) for one reason or another. Well, Leland's not around so I got a stand in to fill his spot... the stand in just didn't know it! Enjoy!
Click here to download the file or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice).

Episode 10... still missing and soon to be pronounced dead!

2006-04-27T13:35:00.000-06:00

Yes... it's still not done. We have many excuses...none of which are really that good. I blame our coach and he will be fired immediately.

Episode 10 is... absent

2006-04-10T22:29:00.000-06:00

We don't have a note from either of our doctors... but we are absent! Sorry about that. Like ships passing in the night neither Leland nor I (Joell... in case you were unsure who actually writes these things) have been able to connect with either or each other and any odd or even time.

We apologize. We are sorry. We are the world.

Episode 9 is underachieving!

2006-03-25T12:24:00.000-06:00

Welcome to our underacheiving show! So, lower your expectations and enjoy. Seattle, Lent, dog training (again), new buzzverbs, cube farms, Steve Brown Etc. and it's sideshow called Etc, a marriage enrichment conference, the Rolling Stones, and Joell's new mic.

That's it. Kinda lame... but that's all we got.
Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice).

Check out Leland's website here: www.lelandklassen.com
Joell's website is here but under achieves as well.

Questions? Ask them at lelandandjoell@gmail.com.
Comments? Just click on the comments link below.
Enjoy!

Episode 8 - Deja Vu all over again

2006-03-18T16:22:00.000-06:00

Episode 8... original edition minus the first minute or so. We thought it had recorded incorrectly but, as it turns out, it was only the first minute or so that was garbled. So... if you can't get enough of our show... listen to this one too! Click here to download the MP3.

Episode 8 is prescribed!

2006-03-17T17:32:00.000-06:00

In this episode Leland is in Toronto and Joell is in, um, let's see... oh yah.. Swift Current. They chat about NBA Basketball (the Raptors and the now moved Grizzlies), March Madness, Tyndale College, the Laugh Resort (again), the CBC, 100 Huntley St (and David Mainse), Canadian Bible College (now AUC-NUC) and the Youth Conference on this weekend, Western Christian College, Jay Nelson the ebay scammer, bronchitis, and, finally, hanging up on one's wife.

Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice).

Check out Leland's website here: www.lelandklassen.com
Joell's website is here but it ain't that funny.

Questions? Ask them at lelandandjoell@gmail.com.
Comments? Just click on the comments link below.
Enjoy!

Episode 7 is rectified!

2006-03-12T21:46:00.000-06:00

Well, after a delay that was beyond our ability to under control we now have episode 7 hot off the presses. We then forget to add the end bit...so we reconnected to get it for you! :)

Leland is at Tyndale College for this week and doing a bunch of stuff for them... and also doing the Laugh Resort. Check him out this week if you are there. Leland got into a discussion over at Comedy Couch. Joell saw a sign about the famous Group of Seven at Home Hardware. Leland chatted about milk fat and Toronto. I mentioned Winkler Sausage and Garage Band. Then Leland starts coughing and just can't go on without some serious intervention which Joell is unwilling to provide.

Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice).

Check out Leland's website here: www.lelandklassen.com
Joell's website is here but it ain't that funny.

Questions? Ask them at lelandandjoell@gmail.com.
Comments? Just click on the comments link below.
Enjoy!

Ummm

2006-02-24T23:58:00.000-06:00

OK. So we may be a little "off" in our prediction of a new episode. Blame it on the Olympics...or the weather... but, please, don't blame us... we can't handle the truth.

Patience is a virtue

2006-02-21T18:00:00.000-06:00

So, like ships passing in the night, neither I nor Leland have been able to get in touch with the other with success. Hang in there. Spend time with your family/friends. Take up a new hobby. Parse these sentences. We'll be back... we promise... really... honest.

Episode 6 is out, you can bet on it!

2006-02-10T13:37:00.000-06:00

This week Leland calls in from the Twin Cities. This week we chatted about Daren Streblow, Ultimate Comedy, the big snow storm in Minnesota, catching buses, zits, natives in Alaska and global warming, the Olympics, Canada's potential medal windfall, Wayne Gretzky, swimming in syrup, Steve Brown Etc. podcast, more chat on the Twin Cities, and.... that's pretty much it. ENJOY!

Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice).

Check out Leland's website here: www.lelandklassen.com
Joell's website is here but it ain't that funny.

Questions? Ask them at lelandandjoell@gmail.com.
Comments? Just click on the comments link below.

Episode 5 has been born!

2006-02-04T21:38:00.000-06:00

Episode 5 Show Notes:

Oak Harbor, Hoodwinked and Cory Edwards. Leland told about his trip to the US of A for a gig with Youth Dynamics, Denzil, SK (a place with a bar, snowmobiles and a bathroom). We, again, brought up the topic of comics from Saskatchewan... and that was as far as it got. We did some therapy for Leland who has computer phobia. And, Joell has two teen-agers now due to recent birthdays... we think. Of course, as mentioned, last week's comedy bit from Leland never actually showed up. However, it is there this time (if you downloaded earlier you'll need to do it again to hear the tag bit).

Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice... or, as Leland says, the "Juicer").

Questions? Ask them at lelandandjoell@gmail.com.

Episode 4 has surfaced!

2006-01-28T20:11:00.000-06:00

Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice... or, as Leland says, the "Juicer"). NOTE: Leland's comedy bit at the end it missing!!! Someone forgot to send someone else the bit so... there it is... gone. Check back later for the clip.

Episode 4 show notes:
(note: the quality of the recording is a bit "off" this time around but does improve after a few minutes... please bear with us). Running time 15 minutes.

Leland is off to Whistler for an air conditioning thing. Joell's been asked about baldness. We mentioned Glenbush, SK and then George Bush which led to a discussion on international arctic relations with submarines which, logically, led to a chat about dead cats becoming fuel and dressing up dogs and, again logically, octopi eating submarines. Then about misfiring missles... (ignore the little "blip blip" that keeps "blip blipping" during this part)! Then ended on a princely discussion of Rupert, Albert and George.

Questions? Ask them at lelandandjoell@gmail.com.

Episode 3 has Vented it's Spleen!

2006-01-20T11:58:00.000-06:00

Welcome to Episode 3 of the Leland and Joell Show. Click here for the mp3 or right click on the RSS (orange) logo on the right and choose "copy link location" or "copy shortcut" and paste it into you podcasting program to subscribe (like Juice... or, as Leland says, the "Juicer").

This week we caught Leland trying to leave Alberta and Joell trying to get there! We caught up on how Leland made out at the CFA conference, Joell tried to not talk about the weather, we chatted about the upcoming federal election and the crazy Abbotsford Liberal guy and the other parties running in his riding (CAP, TMP, and the MLP). We then discussed a pig spleen used to forcast the weather, the Calgary Tower, and a story about a falling dog.

Running time 17 minutes and some amount of seconds.

Remeber, we'd love to answer you questions if we remember to do it! Send your questions to lelandandjoell@gmail.com.

Episode 2 is unleashed!

2006-01-16T23:14:00.000-06:00

OK. Here it is... (click here to download or subscribe to the podcast by hitting the orange logo to the right).... a tad late but we make up for it by making it longer!

This week we conversed in shallow about some very important things like Joell's old new old van, foolscap paper, Joell's new dog... and his old dog.

Leland then chatted about his potential windfall with beachfront property, the benefits of fasting, the woman who didn't know the doctor had left a large object inside of her abdomen, the CFA convention (we still don't know what CFA means) where Leland will be this week, and we brainstormed for Saskatchewan comedians and came up with a grand total of three.... (Tim, Brent, Leslie).

Oh, and one of is not talking about the weather.

Remember, check out Leland's website (and also remember... it takes a long time to load. For those of you on dial up we suggest opening the page and then hibernating).