cuteoverlord

Her womb was so polluted....

2007-04-05T18:44:00.000-07:00

Our soldiers come out prepared.

Look Mommy! We found Kittens!

2006-10-04T12:29:00.000-07:00

Moments later, the "kittens" mother crawled from the flooded yard and sprayed the children and ate the photographer.

I Desire Tender Flesh To Devour...But Who? Who?

2006-08-23T13:16:00.000-07:00

Minion Shawkey has sent us these foreboding pictographs, to remind us all that, while owls do love their Tootsie Pops, they much prefer to gnaw on your brains.

You have been warned.

This Fish Looks Like Ziggy If Somebody Stepped On His Head

2006-08-20T09:47:00.000-07:00

A gift from Minion Miffanwy, this corpulent corpuscle of the dark trenches seeks to unleash its vengeance in the misty regions of...oh, hell, this thing is just really fat. I mean, seriously, look at it. Fat city. Totally gross.

Hound of Gotham

2006-08-20T09:42:00.000-07:00

A hoary beast of forgotten dreams, this fire-eyed canine belongs to Minion Gotham, who managed to record the soulless hound before he devoured her face. Alas, such are the sacrifices to the Overlord. All hail Gotham!

14 Carats of Pain

2006-08-19T13:19:00.000-07:00

Gold teeth or not, this thing will haunt my dreams for the next week.

Get the molars, I got a Cub Scout stuck back there.

2006-08-01T07:23:00.000-07:00

True fact: Hippos can open their mouths wide enough to fit a 4-foot-tall child inside. Evolutionary coincidence? I think not.

Evil? Possibly. Creepy? Definitely.

2006-07-19T06:19:00.000-07:00

I have to go shower now.

We come by land...we come by sea...

2006-07-16T19:46:00.000-07:00

Ages of sectarian violence between mammals and amphibians comes to an end as we unite against our common foe. Tremble, pitiful humans, beneath the fearsome power of the coalition of the willing!

Do I have something stuck in my teeth?

2006-07-05T13:03:00.000-07:00

Look in the back...wayyyy in the back...

beach patrol of the hell-hound

2006-07-01T20:10:00.000-07:00

The Lurker on the Fencepost

2006-06-29T09:17:00.000-07:00

EVERYTHING can go wrong in your cat's mouth

2006-06-26T19:41:00.000-07:00

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In case you were wondering....

2006-06-19T09:29:00.000-07:00

We come from above and below.

Deliver Thyself Into the Arms of Lucifer

2006-06-17T06:47:00.000-07:00

Surrender, and let the hoary spirits of the netherworld overtake your soul.

Lucy Fur

2006-06-16T16:57:00.000-07:00

In retrospect, the pentagram inscribed about her cage at the pound should have been the first clue.

The cutest cthulid ever

2006-06-13T12:55:00.000-07:00

This cuddly horror of the deep is brought to you by minion Marty, who notes that it also glows in the dark. The better to see you with...

Colonel Sanders's Assassin

2006-06-10T22:14:00.000-07:00

Yeah, he's one of ours.

The Vanguard of the Overlord stands poised and at the ready

2006-06-05T08:34:00.001-07:00

The time is nigh at hand. The world shall be ours!

Hungry. Hungry. Hippo.

2006-05-31T10:40:00.000-07:00

But Mommy, there really is a monster under the bed!

2006-05-30T06:42:00.000-07:00

Do you like candy?

2006-05-19T18:30:00.000-07:00

Come, my child. Come to the jellyfish.

excellent...

2006-05-13T09:24:00.000-07:00

All hail the Lord of Squirrels, a most ruthless member of the High Council. He rose to power based on his resemblance to Montgomery Burns, and visits woe upon those humans who would block access to birdfeeders.

Unleash me from this restraining palm...

2006-05-08T19:09:00.000-07:00

...for I shall bestow upon this earth a torment of fire, famine, and blood.

So sayeth the kitty.

When Jesus saw me, he cancelled Easter.

2006-05-08T06:42:00.000-07:00

News reports last week indicated that this instrument of evil was personally responsible for not only the death of every living thing at the O'Higgin's Farm in Western Indiana but also for the systematic destruction of organized religion.

He is one of ours.