Future Cave Paintings

RIP FCP

2009-03-25T08:03:00.001-04:00

Windows Vista Speech Recognition trying to understand the first twenty minutes of Who's Nailin' Paylin

2009-03-01T10:02:00.003-05:00

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Unfortunate Logo

2008-12-29T07:43:00.002-05:00

I saw this while driving through Connecticut on the side of some dude's car. He probably was wondering why I was laughing at him.

State Shirt

2008-11-27T13:41:00.002-05:00

Hey, speaking of state shirts, why don't you go get State Shirt's new album?

World of World of Warcraft

2008-11-26T17:06:00.002-05:00

Owlbama

2008-11-15T09:02:00.001-05:00

This is perhaps the most hideous thing I have ever produced.

Based on a True Story

2008-09-28T23:59:00.003-04:00

Facts

2008-06-24T19:34:00.001-04:00

Bumblebeaver

2008-04-15T19:53:00.000-04:00

False Starts

2008-01-27T16:15:00.001-05:00

In the past 5 days I've heavily considered drawing the following things, but subsequently rejected them for being so strikingly unfunny:

Greasy Witherspoon
Natalie Portmanteau
Baroque Obama
Dom DeLillouise

Thank your lucky stars.

Have I told you lately how much I love Arby's?

2008-01-18T18:03:00.000-05:00

One

Two

Three

Four

Not feeling too good

Notebook Robot #4

2008-01-05T17:31:00.000-05:00

This is the last one, I swear.

Notebook Robot #3

2007-12-27T17:35:00.000-05:00

My college roommate Wagner ==> Wagnerbot

Notebook Robot #2

2007-12-24T14:10:00.001-05:00

Notebook Robot #1

2007-12-19T18:48:00.001-05:00

Hidden Treasure

2007-12-16T11:23:00.000-05:00

Whilst looking through my old college notebooks (where I was apparently learning about torsion) I made a startling discovery...

The original cockulator sketch:

Cashoes

2007-11-24T14:24:00.000-05:00

100 Metric Time Units

2007-11-23T13:52:00.000-05:00

with Andy Rooney XXIV

Have you ever noticed how these Galacticorp Sexbots are highly inefficient at telefellatio?

Aren't you sick of these newfangled laser ad-spheres? I can't even drive in my hoverjet three thousand kilometers to the local super-replicator without being subjected to a barrage of ads for the latest hyped-up brain implant.

It's gotten so you can't watch telesmision without seeing half-naked hyper-girls enticing our children with promises of limitless casual brainal sex. When will Compu-Congress start listening to the concerns of the parents of Amerimexichinada?

What is the deal with these high uranium prices? Why has President Glaxnorzd taken mining the uranium-rich moons of Zirankexuejijin X off the table?

Bearspray

2007-11-11T11:31:00.000-05:00

Hot Dog Taco

2007-09-23T18:43:00.000-04:00

El Beardo

2007-09-22T09:43:00.000-04:00

Hello Blog, Goodbye Blog

2007-09-16T09:48:00.000-04:00

This is what happens when you go from posting twice a month to posting twice a day and then back to twice a month again.

The Stevens vs The FBI

2007-09-08T13:02:00.001-04:00

Crocodile in Denial on Trial

2007-08-25T17:30:00.000-04:00

a.k.a. The Laziest Future Cave Painting Ever

Crocodile in Denial

2007-08-19T15:02:00.000-04:00